How a Calamity Necromancer Retires

There were only two ways ordinary people came into contact with monsters.

Video footage such as photos or videos, seeing it indirectly through a dead body, or directly seeing a monster that jumps out of an unstable gate and rushes towards you, two of these.

Of course, since the latter was a matter of life and death, there was virtually no way for normal people to safely see the living monster.

Until the Commander appeared.

widely. widely. widely.

“Mo, it’s a monster!”

A man who was astonished at the quadrupedal monster that appeared wearing silver armor.

Then, the friend next to me said with his eyes shining.

“Hey, hey. There are people riding on it.”

“uh?”

“That’s the commander. A summons.”

“Summons?”

“therefore······.”

The man who heard his friend’s explanation said with a surprised expression.

“Then a skeleton?”

“uh. A deal that made monsters skeletonized so they could be ridden. So you say you don’t even have fighting power?”

“Isn’t it dangerous then?”

“Not dangerous. If it’s dangerous, how can people get on it?”

Only then did the man who calmed down look at the commander and said with his eyes shining.

“By the way, isn’t the size a joke?”

“That’s Demora, it’s a Class B Gate Monster.”

“and······.”

Even though it was a skeleton with no fighting power, Demora, who wore full body armor and walked with a light step unique to cats, was enough to feel intimidated by its appearance.

“Should I ask if I can touch it?”

“Can you? How much is that uh? for a moment. The S on the side and forehead is studded with brilliance? Are you the leader of the Hanul Guild?”

“Do you know when you see it?”

“The only person who carved an S at this sales ceremony was the Hanul Guild team leader.”

“okay?”

The man said with a slightly gloomy expression.

“I’m so envious, I ride around because I have a lot of money.”

The people who were amazed at the appearance of Demora moving in front of their eyes.

And there was one person who was enjoying the sight to the fullest than anyone else, and it was the Hanul Guild team leader riding on top of the demora.

‘This is it. I’m spending money on this taste.’

We always grow up being educated to be humble, but it is human nature to want to prove our superiority to others.

Of course, the best way to take care of humility and superiority at the same time is luxury goods.

The mere fact of owning it makes me feel superior to others.

And the conditions to become such a luxury item were rarity and topicality.

In that respect, the Commander-in-Chief was perfect.

It has a strong appearance that will attract people’s attention, as well as a custom design and initials that reflect the owner’s personality and tell who’s commander he is at a glance.

In addition to that, even the feeling of conquest riding on it.

Eun-dol, who makes people recognize who he is without even having to speak directly, and at the same time arouses envy, is worthy of being called a luxury among luxury goods.

Now, even if you go near the gate, you can feel the perfect sense of fullness that cannot be felt in sports cars that are scattered everywhere.

Feeling extremely satisfied, the Hanul Guild team leader stroked the nape of Eundol’s neck with a soft expression to enjoy this feeling again.

“Let’s go, Eundol.”

Then, silver doll wagging her tail as if she were acting cute, making a pleasant sound.

-Garleung.

Then people were astonished and said,

“What, what!”

“Are you flirting now?!”

“Crazy.”

Feeling the eyes of such people, the head of the Hanul Guild thought.

‘ah. Exciting.’

Of course, team leader Hanul, who had done various tests after buying the silver stone, was clearly aware that this commanding horse was different from the real demora.

In particular, in the case of the aegyo that was just shown, about 10 kinds of aegyo reactions were just random and timely according to one’s gestures.

Should I say it’s closer to a robot than a living thing?

However, just reacting to your gestures makes you feel like you are communicating with something, and at the same time, it makes you stand out, so you feel affection for this lifeless creature.

When I arrived at the building of the Hanul Guild, enjoying people’s gazes with Eundol, the guild members who recognized the team leader approached and said,

“oh! Captain Yoon!”

“Is this the Commander?”

Team leader Yoon nodded and said.

“It’s a silver stone.”

“Yeah. I’ve caught quite a few demos, but this feels completely different.”

“I want to buy it too.”

Not to mention the general public, as he envied even the guild members, Team Leader Yoon felt his shoulders shrug without even realizing it.

But then.

“Ohh.”

A middle-aged man approached Team Leader Yoon and Commander Demora and said.

“Is this it?”

That middle-aged man is Hanul Kim, the guild leader of the Hanul Guild.

He was an S-Class Awakener and was evaluated as the next powerful SS-Class Awakener.

The evaluation of Kim Han-ul in the world is that he is a loyal man.

“yes. I named it silver stone.”

Kim Han-ul said with her eyes shining.

“Armor…”

But at the same time, it was Kim Han-ul who was famous for being as simple as a single cell and not covering fire once plugged in.

When Kim Han-ul showed interest, team leader Yoon said as he went down from the silver stone with a wary expression.

“Eundole, go over there and rest.”

– Kreureung.

Then, following team leader Yoon’s instructions, Eun-dol moved quietly and quietly crouched in a corner of the parking lot.

“Oh oh!”

“Isn’t it surprisingly cute?”

However, unlike the reaction of the guild members, Kim Han-ul looked at Eun-dol as if he was stuck on something else and said.

“Can I take a look?”

Then, team leader Yoon said with an uneasy expression.

“What are you going to do?”

“Literally a spectacle.”

“Are you really just watching?”

“Yes, yes.”

Kim Han-ul approached Eun-dol like that.

However, unlike other people who are amazed when they see Eundol and only caress about it, they tap the armor part with their fingers.

“…the intensity is quite high. not bad. Looking at the video, it seems that you can mix and match as you like. Team leader Yoon.”

“yes.”

“This, I’ll take off the armor for a second.”

Then, team leader Yoon said in astonishment.

“yes?! What, what are you taking off?!”

Kim Han-ul grabs the armor and gives it strength.

“Where is it? what? Doesn’t this come off well? Should I try harder?”

“Hey, wait! It doesn’t come off, it’s all…!”

However, before Yoon’s words were finished, Kim Han-ul, who was already holding on to Eun-dol’s armor, lifted it with all his might.

“Huh!”

OK.

Uzijik.

The armor is lifted and the silver stone’s bones are ripped out together.

“Kiaaa!”

“uh!?”

Kim Han-ul said with a surprised expression.

“Why are you tearing this together?”

Team leader Yoon said as he hugged Eundol, who had been ripped off.

“Aww! Come on!”

Even a single scratch on a new car breaks my heart. To think that Eundol, whom I have been naming, communicating with, and growing affection for, is ripped off.

Team leader Yoon was on the verge of tears.

Embarrassed, Kim Han-ul said.

“Why is this broken? I’ll just take it off for a while…”

“All-in-one! If you want to change this, you have to go there yourself!”

“Say it quickly…”

“You ripped it off before you even said it! Uhhh… Silver Dolly… Silver Dolly!”

Kim Han-ul said with an embarrassed expression.

“sorry.”

“Are you sorry?! Why the hell are you trying to rip off the armor!”

“I was going to try it on. You know, my ability.”

Then, team leader Yoon stunned and said.

“no way······.”

“I thought it might be possible, so I tried to see it, but I didn’t know it would turn out like this. sorry. I will pay for the repairs.”

Team leader Yoon said, narrowing his eyes.

“Does repairing make it new? Don’t you know that even used cars fall in value?”

“I am really sorry. Or should I buy you a new one?”

“Whoa.”

Team leader Yoon took a deep breath and said.

“…they said they’d fix it.”

“of course!”

“Then go directly and the guild leader will tell you to fix it. Also, don’t bully Amon Eun-dol about the armor, ask CEO Han directly.”

Team leader Yoon said while grinding his teeth.

“I know the circumstances of the guild leader, so I looked at it like this. Seriously, if I make an accident like this one more time, I’ll break free!”

*

I, who earned an average profit of hundreds of millions of won per horse, with the commanding horses sold with great success.

Thanks to that, the worry that I wanted to do at least nogada disappeared all at once.

If I made and sold a commanding horse during my labor time and focused the rest of my time on the factory, I could earn more money and work more efficiently.

First of all, my plan is to earn seed money with this, buy a large factory, expand the business, and build a leading conglomerate that generates sales of tens of trillions or more.

however······.

“oh······.”

I never imagined that Commander No. 1, the first step in the grand plan, would come to this point in just a few days after it was sold out.

I said, looking at the tattered ribs.

“There’s a harpoon.”

I made it pretty strong.

The Hanul Guild team leader said restlessly.

“Can it be repaired?”

“It’s possible, but…”

I said looking at the broken section.

“Repairs will be expensive. I guess I’ll have to find a bone that’s the right size and grind all of them.”

Then, the team leader of the Hanul Guild said with tears in his eyes.

“Bone, replace bone? If that happens, it means that another body will be mixed inside the silver stone.”

What else are you overdoing?

All bones are the same bone.

“Can’t we just put the broken things back together?”

“There’s nothing you can’t do, but instead it will break more easily next time. Once it’s destroyed, it’s a scam… that’s why, the energy runs out.”

Then, after thinking for a while, the Hanul Guild team leader said with a determined expression.

“Please do that. Even though it’s been a few days, I’m very attached to it… If it doesn’t work out, even if you exchange it later, please restore it to its original form.”

Rather than tuning, it’s pure as expected. What is this?

“Yeah, what. I’ll only charge you 50 million won for repairs, but I still need to reinforce it to keep it as strong as possible without breaking it.”

This is almost a half-wave, but isn’t it cheaper to repair a half-wave of 700 million won or 5,000?

“All right.”

“How did you come to this anyway? Even if I had been hit by a running car straight up, it wouldn’t have happened like this.”

This is a situation where the original version has as much bone strength as the B-class monster demo line and is equipped with a monster avoidance function.

No matter how much I think about it, I can’t understand why it was broken so easily.

Then the Hanul Guild team leader glared at the middle-aged man next to him and said.

“Come to think of it, why do you look like a mute who drank honey?”

“uh······.”

The middle-aged man scratched the back of his head and said.

“I’m embarrassed.”

“You know how embarrassing it is?”

“I’m not that shameless. Please don’t be like that. You don’t know.”

“A normal person would question why it didn’t come off in that situation, and I wouldn’t pull it off by force!”

What is this?

grab it?

The Hanul Guild team leader sighed and said.

“therefore······.”

*

You ripped it off because you wanted to try on the armor?

Is that the guild leader and one of the strongest in Korea?

‘Am I crazy?’

Somehow it broke so easily.

When I looked at it with a puzzled expression, Kim Han-ul hurriedly said,

“I watched the video of the sales ceremony, but aren’t the bones just flying in and automatically merging?”

Then he waved his hand as if trying to express the appearance of bones flying.

“It’s like this, and then it’s salty and it becomes armor.”

“Ah, yes.”

“I thought that it would be perfect for me because it can be adjusted freely. So I tried to look around once and if I liked it, I was going to come in person… but it turned out like this.”

what the hell does this mean

The full body armor of a medium-sized monster over 3m in length would be perfect for him.

At that time, Team Leader Yoon sighed and said.

“Of course, I understand the guild leader’s situation, but it’s not like that. If you get stuck in one, fix your rushing personality.”

“I’m sorry. I’ll pay for all repairs. anyway.”

Kim Han-ul said with her eyes shining brightly.

“Just in case, is it possible to make that armor for people?”

I said silent.

“Why on earth do people wear that armor?”

“Why can’t you wear it? It would be perfect if I put it on my arm.”

“eight?”

Are you another?

“You wear that on your arm? why? No, how before that?”

“There is nothing I can do. Isn’t it a nose ring if you wear it on your nose, and an earring if you wear it on your ears?”

“Can someone please explain? What the hell does this mean?”

When the flow of the conversation kept going wrong, team leader Yoon felt strange.

“You don’t know our guild leader’s ability?”

“You don’t know?”

“ah. That’s why. The guild leader’s abilities are famous, so of course you know. sorry.”

I like being polite.

“Our guild leader’s ability is gigantism.”

ah.

gigantic?

“It grows to about 10m… so there are a lot of difficulties with equipment. It’s not easy to find the right equipment because I can’t keep my ability and have to grow and shrink repeatedly.”

That’s enough to think of it as armour.

I understand now.

But is that enough to come to me?

“Wouldn’t it be better to make it with a material that stretches?”

“Of course, I’m using it as a material that stretches, but that’s… hard to explain. Guildmaster, can’t you just show it to me once?”

Then Kim Han-ul said startled.

“A place with so many people?”

“How do you make custom armor without looking?”

“That’s… that’s right.”

Kim Han-ul, who had been thinking about it for a long time, said with a determined expression.

“great. I’ll show you in the yard.”

*

“Whoa.”

Kim Han-ul took a deep breath and said.

“let’s begin. I’ll show you very briefly, just a few seconds. Suck!”

Then, Hanul Kim’s body starts to grow in an instant.

and.

Chewy.

Clothes torn to pieces at that tremendous rate of expansion.

And the black rubber-textured clothes that were hidden inside the clothes appeared.

Black clothes that stretch to fit Kim Han-ul’s growing body.

When Kim Han-ul was completely gigantic, the only thing left on Kim Han-ul’s body was that black suit.

And I knew right away

what’s the problem

“ah.”

A black suit stretched to fit the size of the body.

However, because it was so inflated, it turned into a black chewy lump that showed all of Kim Han-ul’s muscular outlines.

Even if a woman with a good figure wears it, she might look sideways, but people say how she walks outside wearing something like that, but when Hanul Kim, a sturdy middle-aged man, wears it… Ugh.

I waved my hand and said.

“I understand, release it.”

embarrassing.

To be honest, the level of being terrorized by some embarrassing parts.

When Kim Han-ul releases his ability and returns to his original form, Team Leader Yoon dresses him in the clothes he prepared in advance.

Kim Han-ul looked at me and said.

“Did you understand?”

“You don’t need armor, do you?”

“yes.”

What Kim Han-ul needed was not armor, but clothes to cover that embarrassing outfit from above.