How Are We Two-Dimensional Everyday So Magical

"I want to know what exactly happened between you and me!"

"What, it's such a boring question." Kaguya was obviously a little disappointed, "I thought you would ask about my measurements, where is the G-spot, etc.!"

"No, I'm not a pervert, and I don't want to be beaten to death by Bayi Yonglin!"

"Who knows, after all, knowing people knows their faces and not their hearts!" Kaguya covered his mouth and said, his eyes full of smiles.

"Enough, don't look away!" Beichuan Yu suddenly calmed down, without any expression on his delicate face, and looked at her coldly.

"Don't look at me with this look, I said it's okay, my adoptive father, ah, no, I should be called adoptive mother now!"

The information contained in Kaguya's words made Kitagawa Yu a little dizzy, after all, suddenly there was an extra daughter or something, still older than him, it was really a little difficult to accept, but this was not what surprised him the most, what surprised him the most was...

"You actually have a father-love complex!!" Kitagawa Yu pointed at Kaguya and said.

"Who has a father-love complex!" Kaguya gave him a blank look.

"Then..."

"Now it should obviously be said that it is an Oedipal complex, after all, the way you look now... Gee! Kaguya circled around Kitagawa and lifted his chin like a little rascal.

"What's the difference then, isn't it all hungry for my body!" He slapped Kaguya's hand away and slashed a hand knife at his head.

Kaguya hugged his head with a pitiful expression: "It hurts!" "

Pretend!" Kitagawa Yu was not confused by her acting skills, and raised his hand with a sneer, "Tell me specifically what's going on!"

"So and so, so and so!"

"In short," Kitagawa touched his chin, "I found and adopted you when you were just banished from the moon. Looking

at Kaguya, who nodded frantically, he suddenly didn't know what to say, he was a teenager, he actually adopted a little girl thousands of years ago, how could this be... Wrong!

Thinking of the abilities involved in time in anime, he suddenly found that this thing really has the possibility of operation!

Okay, this doesn't matter beforehand, he wants to know that since it was him who adopted Kaguya, then why is it that the image of an old man recorded in "Taketori Monogatari" is blind, he is obviously a young and beautiful boy!

"Father, are you all right?"

Watching his face keep changing, Kaguya looked at him worriedly.

"Don't, don't call me my father-sama, or call me Kitagawa Yu, it's really not okay if you call me Yu."

Kitagawa Yu really couldn't stand this title of hers, and quickly refused, of course, it is okay to call him this title at some point, as for when? Hehe, everyone who understands!

"All right, Yu!" Kaguya, who didn't know what kind of thoughts Kitagawa Yu had in his heart, replied, but there seemed to be a little disappointment in his tone.

(ps: The reason why they can read minds is because of their strength, unlike Gu Mingdijue, they can't read minds at any time, and they will only know when they want to know.)

"Okay, where is my room, go rest!" Now that he knew what he wanted to know, he naturally wouldn't continue to play games with her, stood up and walked out.

"You actually run out of people and leave, you are really a scumbag! Woohoo! "Kaguya's acting skills are really good, there are tears in the corners of his eyes, if people who don't understand see this scene, I'm afraid they will really think that Kitagawa Yu is a bad person.

The corner of Kitagawa Yu's eyes twitched, and his expression collapsed: "You are enough, don't say such misleading words!!

She smiled proudly and stretched out the gamepad in front of Kitagawa Yu: "Continue to play with me, otherwise I will say this in front of the paparazzi, and by the way, tell your previous truth!"

"You..." Beichuan Yu gritted his teeth, but he couldn't help her, he couldn't fight and fight, he couldn't run away, he couldn't win by scolding and scolding, forget it, it should be the father's compensation for the debt owed to his daughter! Thinking about it this way, his mood is much better.

That night, they fought until dawn.

"Your Royal Highness, it's time to get up!"

Early the next morning, Yayi Yonglin stood outside Kaguya's door and knocked on the door, and after a long time there was no sound, he pushed the door and walked in.

As soon as she came in, the scene in front of her made her eyes widen in surprise.

Two rare beautiful girls in the world are half-undressed, staggered together, dappled sunlight enters the room, sprinkles on the two of them, their fair skin is slightly shining, a picture of sleeping beauty.

It's just that Yonglin's mood is very unbeautiful, because she knows that the shell of one of the beautiful girls contains the soul of a man.

With a wave of her hand, a bow and arrow appeared in her hand, pulling the string with the bow, and an arrow pointed straight at Kitagawa Yu.

"Hmm~~"

Kitagawa Yu's body suddenly began to tremble, cold sweat ran down his forehead, and he suddenly woke up from his sleep, and then he saw an arrow pointing at him.

"Isn't it, the wake-up service of the Forever Pavilion is so exciting?" Licking his lips, Beichuan said tremblingly.

Bayi Yonglin didn't speak, just looked to the side, Beichuan Yu followed the line of sight, his face turned white, and his dog's paws were grasping where he shouldn't.

"This, I can explain, listen to me!"

Saying that, Kitagawa Yu wanted to take his hand back, but I don't know if he just woke up or was nervous, his hand not only did not take it back, but even accidentally squeezed it.

"Hmm!!"

This time may be a little heavy, Kaguya exclaimed in pain and slowly opened his eyes, and Bayi Yonglin saw this scene with even stronger killing intent: "You actually dare to defile the princess!" "

Say that the arrow in your hand is going to be shot.

"Stop, Yonglin!" Kaguya, who woke up, was startled and hurriedly stopped herself, she didn't want her sweetheart to burp like this.

"Yes, but that hand of his must be destroyed humanely!" After Kaguya stopped it, Yonglin immediately changed his target, as if her purpose was not his life in the first place.

After Kaguya heard this, he actually began to think about it, looking at Kitagawa Yu like an ant on a hot pot - tumbling around, but under the threat of that arrow, he didn't dare to say anything.

Fortunately, Kaguya finally waved his hand: "Forget it, it's all girls anyway, and this kind of behavior among girlfriends is normal!"

Kitagawa Yu felt that his current mood was very complicated, obviously he should be glad that his hand was saved, but for some reason, he always felt that his male dignity was trampled on.

"Yonglin, what are you here for today!"

Usually, Yayi Yonglin doesn't come to Kaguya's room at all, so she feels strange that Yonglin suddenly comes to her room.

Kitagawa Yu even erected his ears and was ready to eavesdrop, but the two made eye contact, and then Kaguya suddenly said to Kitagawa Yu: "Yuu, go grab a turkey and get some blood!" "

..."Kitagawa Yu said that he didn't want to speak, is Mei Hong's turkey something he can catch!