How Are We Two-Dimensional Everyday So Magical

"Bastard, who do you say is false, Lao Tzu is a night seven times."

The pale-faced man pointed at Beichuan Yu and scolded, saying that he still wanted to do it, while Beichuan Yu was a little puzzled, he was obviously a kind reminder, but he was actually scolded and even beaten.

[You are kind enough to remind you, you have a dark belly recently. ] '

Whoever has a black belly, I am a pure lover.' [

Gag, don't face!]

"Isn't what my brother said wrong?" The mad dragon stopped in front of the man, "Originally, I thought that you had only been with ghosts for a long time, and I didn't think about the possibility that you were kidney deficiency, but now it seems that the possibility is not small."

The mad dragon looked at the man with a smile and said, "After all, your current appearance looks like you have been poked in your own flaws and are incompetent and shameful."

"I~said~~" The man's anger grew, and he said word by word: "I, Yang Wei, have no kidney deficiency!"

"It's all called impotence, how can there be no kidney deficiency, I have to say, the name you gave is absolutely prescient."

Hearing this name, Kitagawa Yu pouted and snickered.

"You..."

Yang Wei exploded angrily, and a black fog began to surround his body, and some ghost cries could be faintly heard among them, and the temperature around him began to drop.

Mad Dragon and Kitagawa Yu both converged the smile on their faces, and entered the battle state in an instant.

"Stop, no fighting is allowed within the Yangquan Restaurant!"

A huge coercion pressed on everyone, and an old man in a white robe suddenly appeared between the two parties, touching his beard and saying.

"Okay, ancient."

The mad dragon was the first to react, pulled Beichuan Yu, and saluted the old man.

Beichuan Yu also reacted after being pulled for a while, hurriedly put away the combat state, respectfully saluted, and sighed in his heart that it was worthy of Huaxia, no matter which world is a hidden dragon and crouching tiger.

It's just that Yang Wei has obviously lost his mind in anger, and he didn't pay attention to the old man's warning, and with a wave of his hand, he wanted to fight.

But he was mad, his companions around him did not, the last guy who dared to provoke Yangquan Restaurant so much, but was hung on the Oriental Pearl, hung for nearly a week, they didn't want to enjoy this treatment, hurriedly pulled Yang Wei:

"Wei Shao, calm down!"

At this time, Yang Wei, who was pulled down, also calmed down, looked at Beichuan Yu and the two, and snorted coldly: "You guys wait for me!" After

saying that, he ran out in ashes.

The two did not care about the defeated dog who fled in a hurry, and continued to walk with a smile.

It's just that Beichuan Yu didn't notice that when he passed the old man, the old man looked at him strangely, as if he saw something, but shook his head and denied it.

........................

In the private room, Yu Kitagawa and the two were lying on the table, and there were several empty wine bottles next to them.

Mad Dragon braced himself up, picked up the wine glass and said to Beichuan Yu: "Drink, continue to drink!"

Beichuan Yu opened his eyes with difficulty, looking at the person in front of him with a wry smile, he wanted to go back and beat his previous self to death, and he promised this wine mengzi to do nothing.

Four catties, each of them drank at least four catties, if it weren't for his good physique, he would have been sent to the hospital by now, although he was not sent to the hospital, he is now also uncomfortable with a stomach fever, and he can't drink it at all.

"Don't drink, don't drink!" Beichuan begged for mercy again and again, touched his stomach and said: "Let me eat some food and press."

The mad dragon drank the wine in the cup and said with a big laugh: "Hahaha, you can't drink enough, weak chicken, you are a weak chicken." As

we all know, when drunk, the ability to control will decline, and Beichuan Yu was angry by this sentence, brushed and stood up, walked to the mad dragon, grabbed him by the collar and said:

"Who does the weak chicken say?"

"Weak chicken said you!"

This time it was Beichuan's turn to laugh out loud, "Hahaha, that's right, the weak chicken said me, you are the weak chicken." "

Even when drunk, he doesn't forget to play tricks, which may have been burned into his DNA."

"You actually dare to say that I am a weak chicken, I... You..." The

already stupid-mouthed mad dragon was even more difficult to confront Kitagawa Yu after getting drunk, so he simply chose another method, and he raised his fist.

"Can't tell, Hiccup... Just prepare to use force, who is afraid of whom! Looking at the mad dragon who was ready to use force, Beichuan Yu naturally would not be afraid, and the clothes on his body were windless, "Look at my drunken fist." The

two dangling figures stood straight for a while, fists colliding with each other, and the aftermath of the escape overturned everything in the box, and even the walls began to crack.

"Shhhh Tick! "

At the moment when the alarm sounded, the old man appeared in this room, his face dark, and he slapped them unconscious.

"Ancient, this is..."

the guard team of the Yangquan Restaurant was late, and after pushing the door in, they saw the old man and two unconscious figures, and asked a little strangely.

"These two guys got drunk and went crazy, got into a fight, fed these two guys a bowl of decanting soup, woke up and threw people out."

After saying that, he was about to leave, but as if he suddenly remembered something, he stopped and said: "By the way, remember to tell these two guys to compensate us for our losses..."

A demon smile appeared on his face, "Ten times compensation!"

Everyone nodded frantically when they heard this, and the ancient one left in awe.

........................

"Brother, I think this matter may trouble you, I am new to the city, I have no money!"

Standing on the street, Beichuan Yu said to the mad dragon with a bitter face.

The potency of Yangquan Restaurant's decanting soup is real beef, and they sober up within a quarter of an hour after drinking it, but they prefer not to sober up.

The mad dragon shook his head, his face full of fear and said: "Brother, I can't help this matter, if my old man knows, he can rip my skin!"

"So what to do!"

"Cold mix, I won't look for my old man anyway."

"Haha, I finally waited for the two of you to come out."

Suddenly an eerie voice cut in, and Yang Wei walked out of the darkness with his little brothers, looking at the two of them with an arrogant face.

"It's not in the Yangquan Restaurant now, but no one supports you!"

However, Kitagawa Yu and Mad Dragon did not care about his words, but instead glanced at each other, and read the same meaning from each other's eyes:

"The method is sent to the door by itself, why?"

"!"

In this way, the two reached an agreement, and poor Yang Wei was still fantasizing about the two of them looking for teeth all over the ground, but he didn't know that he had already booked a tragic ending.