How Are We Two-Dimensional Everyday So Magical

"That Yu, are you really not the male protagonist?"

It seems that he was distorted by Shiwa, and along the way, Asuna kept looking at him with strange eyes, and finally asked when he arrived at the door.

"Didn't I explain it before, this is not the world of fiction and anime, how can there be such a thing as a male protagonist."

"But..."

"Don't be, how can there be a male protagonist as miserable as me, I can't take a good vacation!"

Isn't that more like that!

Shiyu Kasumigaoka next to him secretly complained in his heart that the protagonist is not this kind of existence, and trouble will always come to the door by itself.

"In other words, Senior Sister Shiyu, don't you go back to your own house yet, Sadako has already solved it for you from the source, you should be in no danger!"

"Woo hoo, is Shameless Jun tired of playing me, too, after all, there are so many beautiful girls around you, since you said so, I will leave, I won't make you embarrassed!"

Feeling Asuna's eyes looking at the scumbag, Beichuan Yu's forehead couldn't help but have several black lines appear, rubbed his frown, and said with some helplessness:

"Dear senior sister, can you not distort my meaning, where am I tired of playing your meaning, no, when did I play!"

"Cluck!"

Looking at Beichuan Yu's helpless look, Shi Yu let out a goose-like laugh, "No kidding, it's really been a long time to disturb, since my problems have been solved, it's time to go back, but..." Shi

Yu showed a pitiful expression and said to Beichuan Yu: "It's just that it's so late today, and my house hasn't been cleaned for months, so I will continue to disturb tonight!"

"It's okay, don't say it's one night, senior sister you can stay as long as you want!"

Asuna patted her chest and assured Shiwa.

"I'm afraid someone won't want to!"

"He dare!"

Looking at the two women who reached a common front, the corners of Kitagawa Yu's mouth twitched - this is what kind of person I am!

Kitagawa Yu roared in his heart.

"Xiaoyu, Asuna you are back, who are the girls around you?"

As soon as she entered the door, Aunt Kyoko on the sofa raised her head and showed a questioning expression after seeing the pink-haired girl next to her.

"Her name is Qiqi and she is our friend!"

"Your friends? Then why is she here, not coming home so late? "

Aunt Kyoko is a teacher after all, and her face became serious after seeing the girl who did not return at night.

"That, Aunt Kyoko, come here!"

Kitagawa Yu called Yuki Kyoko aside, with an angry expression on her face, "Nanji met a black landlord, the house price suddenly increased, and she was kicked out if she couldn't pay for a while, if we didn't happen to meet, I'm afraid she would have lived on the street."

"So Asuna and I thought, let her stay at home for one night, and tomorrow we will help her find a house!"

Kitagawa Yu originally didn't want to bring Kumaki back, he had already brought several girls to his home, and he really didn't know what Aunt Kyoko would think of him.

But there is no way, Amaterasu will be infiltrate, so his apartment has probably been exposed, and in the middle of the night, it is not easy to find a new house, and in the end there is only one choice.

And in order not to let the aunts misunderstand him, he added such a tragic experience to Nan Qi, although it was not tragic compared to her own experience.

"How could this kid encounter such a thing!"

The woman is sensual, after hearing Yuki's experience, Yuki Kyoko burst into motherhood, hugged her at once, and gently patted her back, "It's okay, it's okay!" "

'What did you say to my mother to make her burst out of maternal love like this!'

I didn't say anything, but I just gave Qiqi a story about being evicted by the landlord. Since

hitting a home run, Yu Kitagawa and Asuna have found that they can make eye contact, not to mention, this ability is really useful, and some things that cannot be said can be transmitted through it.

"Xiaoyou, you sleep on the sofa today, and the room is for my goddaughter!"

"Ugh!"

Beichuan Yu was a little confused, why did it take such a while, his room was gone, there was no way to resist, this is the meaning of 'above', what resistance did he use.

"I know, I'll go clean up!"

After saying that, he ran to his room, and some adolescent boys' belongings must not be exposed.

............

It was night, on the sofa in the living room, Yu Kitagawa was still open with his 24K titanium dog eyes, and as a person who recognized the bed, he left his small bed bed, and it was really difficult to sleep.

Woo hoo, I miss my little bed so much!

Well, the above is all mouth beard, the reason why you actually didn't sleep was because of the treasure chest.

"Xiao Tong, let me pinch my fingers, at this time, it is the auspicious day of the zodiac, and I opened that golden treasure chest of Gui Yanye!"

【...... The chest is open, please take a break from the host.

It wasn't long before five cards appeared in front of him.

——White silk stockings that do not do serious fungi [The original stockings of a fungus are comfortable in material, warm in winter and cool in summer, can perfectly modify the leg shape, and will not drop gear. Note: Wearing it on a male will increase the likelihood that the male will be fenced]

- Fencing proficiency [You are a natural fencing master, any sword technique in your hands is hand-to-hand, turning decay into magic. Note: With the white stockings above, the effect is better! 】

——Devil Fruit · Sticker Fruit [Sticker, I want to stick with you, after taking it, you will have the attribute that makes anything else want to stick with you, as long as you want, the world can stick with you. 】

- Fried omelette [Legend has it that when a person's wish is too strong, an exclamation mark will appear on his head, and then a golden retriever 'fool' will appear to help him fulfill this wish, and this is the waste material when fulfilling a certain wish] -

Original batch ... Ah, the original embryo treasure chest [original embryo, this is a magical thing, some people want but don't have, some people don't want it but appear again and again, after the treasure chest is used, you can randomly get

the original embryo of the Hokuriku bow, the original embryo of the Hokuriku two-handed sword, the original embryo of the Hokuriku magic weapon, the original embryo of the Hokuriku long-handled weapon, one of the original embryo of the Hokuriku one-handed sword] "... System, how it feels that you are getting more and more unorthodox! "

[Illusion, please make a choice as soon as possible] Illusion

? You tell me it's an illusion?

Looking at the first card, the corners of Beichuan Yu's eyes twitched, and countless divine beasts ran past in his heart.

Don't do the fungus, this he is Wendy, although he is half Wendy's kitchen, but he does not inherit Wendy's kitchen BT at all, original stockings or something, he doesn't want it... Yikes!

Look away and look at the third card... What, why not look at the second one, please, which man will choose this kind of thing fencing.

Sticking fruit, does the Devil Fruit have this?

Beichuan Yu is a little confused, but this ability is quite strong, and it can be regarded as a substitute for Vientiane Tianyi.

As for the omelette and the original embryo....

"System, I choose to stick the fruit and the original embryo!"

In the end, Kitagawa gave up the white stockings with a smile (with tears in his eyes).