How Can My Hyakki Yagyo Be So Cute

Finally, after passing the pot that informed Yiqing and his family to Xiao Zhengyi, Xu Shenxing waved his hand and left the Public Security Bureau.

After returning home, Xu Shenxing found a visitor at home.

"Yo~"

The Land God Lord, who seemed to be somewhat apathetic, yawned and greeted Xu Shenxing at the same time.

"Rare guests," Xu Shenxing put the cheap oranges bought on the road on the table, looking at the other's haggard look, couldn't help but ask with some worry: "Did Jiang Jin's spiritual veins deteriorate again?"

"No, after having Zhenchuan Yin, although the spiritual veins are still a bit unstable, it is much better than the previous leaks that couldn't be blocked."

The land **** girl yawned again and replied in a sleepy voice: "I just stayed up all night playing games for five consecutive days, so I can't hold it anymore."

"...What?"

"Why are you looking like that... Your PS4 and PSvr (referring to Jasmine) were originally bought by her in a joint venture! It doesn't matter if they play for two days!"

The girl with the mushroom head said frankly.

Xu Shenxing looked at Jasmine, who looked away with a guilty conscience and pretended to watch the advertisements promoting weight loss belts on TV.

"Wait a minute, in other words, you are the one who illegally invaded my house and took Jasmine's game console?"

Xu Shenxing stroked his thoughts and asked Jiang Jin's land god.

"What, illegal invasion or something... People are the gods of Jiang Jin’s land! All Jiang Jin’s land belongs to them! There is no such thing as an illegal invasion. It would be better to say that you people living on other people’s land quickly give it to you. People pay rent...it hurts, just kidding, don’t use dragon claw hands on people’s heads!"

Xu Shenxing released the right hand that was holding the opponent's head like a basketball with one hand, with a calm expression: "But there is nothing in your chest where you can use a dragon's claw hand, ah, I mean you can grab it without focusing..."

"That's not what I mean! And it doesn't need to be explained! By the way, this is already considered as sexual harassment! Be careful of God's sexual harassment, you are so soulless!"

"I don't want to be able to cover my eyes again this day..."

"This is already plagiarism? And the stem is very old!"

"It's okay," Xu Shenxing gave a thumbs up: "The guy in the original book is just bragging, as long as I can really do it, it won't be plagiarism!"

"Don't kill God for the sake of sexual harassment!"

After joking, Xu Shenxing asked the God of the Land with some curiosity: "Speaking of which, how did you get into the house?"

Even the land **** who has the ability to escape from the earth can't pass through the "sacred land protection" outside Ying's apartment in theory: even she and Xu Shenxing are acquaintances, but after all they are not tenants of Ying's apartment. , So they don't have the privilege of freely entering and leaving Ying's apartment like Qin Xingyan and others.

"I came in with that little girl named Song Yu. That girl will come here to clean the room every two days. Your kid Yanfu is not shallow."

The land **** Lori laughed and teased like an uncle.

Xu Shenxing coughed awkwardly. For some reason, he always felt that the eyes of the other tenants were a bit piercing.

"Cough cough, don't make trouble, people and I are just pure revolutionary friendship, okay?" Xu Shenxing pretended to be righteous, but there was no confidence in his gestures, and then he said as if thinking of something: "But, Jasmine Forget about the game consoles, Qin Xingyan’s artifacts and the souvenirs that Miss Shenshan brought from Fusang are also impolite to take away casually, right?"

"Oh? What are you talking about?"

The land **** girl frowned: "I'm not interested in that kind of thing!"

"Huh?"

Xu Shenxing rubbed his forehead, a little surprised: "You mean, you didn't take those things?"

"Of course? If you want to seduce me, at least the FGO national service initial Zhenritian, Caibi, and Kong Ming opening accounts will do!"

The land **** girl spoke words that were not worthy of respect in a very remarkable manner.

"Are there any mistakes, I thought that this matter has been resolved... Why has it become more complicated now?"

Xu Shenxing sighed and murmured softly.

"What's wrong? Have you encountered any trouble again?" The land **** girl suddenly came to mind, and leaned towards Xu Shenxing: "Here are professional mysterious incident consultations and assisting investigators! Now it only costs 600 to hire. Forty-eight yuan!"

Xu Shenxing pushed the gloating land **** girl away, and pretended to watch the sales promotion with Jasmine. In fact, Qin Xingyan, who was chatting with her ears, said, "Xingyan, you can discuss with your school. Now, let them send someone who has the knowledge or ability to track and search to help?"

"Ahhhh, it's just a joke! You can't even make a joke, how stingy you are!"

"The head can be cut off and flowed, but 648 can't be lost!"

"...You are so stingy that even people feel embarrassed for you."

Although that is the case, in the final analysis, the land **** Loli, who has lived for hundreds of thousands of years, is indeed more experienced in all aspects, so Xu Shenxing still told her what happened in Ying's apartment before.

"Before searching for the prisoner, can you tell me what the lost artifact is?" After hearing Xu Shenxing's narration, the land **** girl asked from another aspect first.

"Is there any problem?" Xu Shenxing asked.

"Sacred artifacts are actually a very general concept. Things used by gods can be called artifacts, and things with powerful power can also be called artifacts... In the age when land worship was at its peak, people used to eat The banana peels left over from the bananas can be used as artifacts by temple blessings."

"..."

Since Xu Shenxing was not quite clear about this, he directly looked at Qin Xingyan and motioned to her to explain.

Qin Xingyan seemed to have heard of this kind of thing for the first time, so she was stunned for a moment, and then she said: "It's an artifact called'Ghost Slash' from Bi Luoting, and it looks like a relatively simple bronze sword. "

"Bi Luo...Gui Fang...Neither of these two are good-looking things..." The land **** Loli had a somewhat casual expression and suddenly became serious: "Anything and these two things. Any one of them will be a little troublesome, especially the ghost side, which is a concept that only exists in the great world of the three realms, which is not divided into six ways....Why are you all trying to provoke these weird troubles?"

Probably because I am the protagonist?

Xu Shenxing thought to himself.

But because I always felt that it was not the time to make a joke, I didn't say it.