How Can My Hyakki Yagyo Be So Cute

When Xu Shenxing and the others followed the master and servant, the surrounding scene seemed to be playing Romance of the Three Kingdoms 11. Suddenly, a drastic change took place, from white snow fluttering to sunny, even the temperature changed from ha. The severe cold and midwinter, with white smoke in the tone, turned into the summer when the bluestone slabs on the ground could be fried.

"Fuck, what happened?!" Xiao Zhengyi was shocked.

"Don't make a noise, be careful to be found out by that girl. Isn't it normal to spend the past few years casually in a dream?"

Xu Shenxing has the appearance of "rare and weird, I see more of this kind of thing".

Even Jasmine had a calm face, and was eating the senbei that he didn't know where it came from. To be honest, this girl's blond and blue-eyed appearance is incompatible with the ancient atmosphere of the celestial dynasty around her. It always gives people the feeling that a foreign melon-eating crowd has been mixed into the studio when shooting costume films.

I just don't know why the people around me turned a blind eye to it.

In addition to the seasons, the land **** Lori has also grown a little, from a young girl to a real Lolita, and Zhuo Xiangzhu (the former land god) who was walking in front of the land **** has also changed from menswear to female attire. , The chest has also become a little bigger.

At first, Xiao Zhengyi even thought that after the season changed, the pedestrians brushed out on the street were just background, but when he tried to talk to those NPCs, he found that the other party was actually able to communicate!

"This makes me wonder if we are in a dream now..."

After asking about the specific year and date and various trivial things about the other party's life, Xiao Zhengyi finally came to this conclusion on the other's face, "You guys are stupid."

"What's so strange about this?" Faced with Xiao Zhengyi who had become a curious baby, Xu Shenxing could only continue to helplessly explain: "Gods and mortals are different, even Zhuo... Jiang Jin's current land **** Lori She looks like a child, but she is also a character who has lived for thousands of years. There are more people who have impressions in her mind, and she knows them better. It is not that difficult to construct such a personality in a dream, right? ?"

"You just wanted to say the name of the land god, but found that you can't remember it, so you just confided in the past, right!"

"Please don't use the way to change the subject to hide your weakness."

"You really don't remember it!"

"How is it possible?" Xu Shenxing rolled his face and said blankly.

"Then what's her name?"

"Zhuo Paste 2 L? Xun Xuan Kou."

"The code is garbled!"

"卓@#￥%*"

"I just don't remember it at all! It's all like this, why don't you admit that I just don't remember it!"

"I have a disease that makes me awkward to die as soon as I admit it."

"Awkwardness!"

"Be careful, the nests are about to be discovered." At this time, Jasmine, who was eating the senbei silently, said suddenly, and then she took a big bite of the senbei again, as if she had remembered something, her speech was slurred. He added: "Say."

When she heard this, Xiao Zhengyi immediately became nervous. He dragged Xu Shenxing and Jasmine into the alley by the side of the road, and immediately asked: "If it is discovered, will there be anything wrong with it?"

If this is really the dream of the land god, then once you find out that you have these anomalies, you might be immediately rejected by the other party.

Even if it has been a long time since I watched a novel or anime because of his work, Xiao Zhengyi still remembers sayings such as "correction power".

"Nothing will happen."

Jasmine chewed for a while, and after swallowing the food in her mouth, she replied, "At most, it makes the mushrooms feel familiar to the nests."

"Then let's be careful about it!"

Xiao Zhengyi felt that before Jiang Jin was destroyed, he might have to be killed by this pair of living treasures.

"You know a basket." Xu Shenxing said with earnest expression on his face: "If we are not noticed by the other party, then when we want to'influence the plot', no matter when we appear on the stage, it will not be too abrupt, but once we are caught The other party has noticed, and when we show up, the other party will immediately become vigilant."

"Why are you so skilled?!"

"Humph……"

Xu Shenxing once again showed the appearance of "rare and weird, I see a lot of this kind of thing", which made Xiao Zhengyi tickle his teeth with hatred.

When a group of people were talking about cross talk, the pair of masters and servants in front suddenly turned into a shop.

Xiao Zhengyi and the others hurried over and found that it was actually a shop selling rouge and gouache.

"Does the gods also want to buy such things?" Xiao Zhengyi muttered to himself: "Speaking of the former God of Land has changed back to a female costume, does it mean that she has told Zhuo Yunyi the secret of being a God of Land? "

"Not only that, that person has already become the servant of the land god, and it looks like a hundred years have passed."

Xu Shenxing affirmed Xiao Zhengyi's guess and corrected his words.

"Huh? How did you tell?" Xiao Zhengyi asked in surprise.

"Because someone has a talisman on his body, it needs mana to drive it." Xu Shenxing slurred in Zhuo Yunyi's direction.

Xiao Zhengyi looked intently, and as expected, from the back of the opponent, she saw the corner of the talisman with the belt exposed. It seemed that she could not tuck the talisman into the belt, and she didn't notice it.

"Then how do you know that more than a hundred years have passed?" Xiao Zhengyi continued to ask in admiration.

"Look over there." Xu Shenxing raised his finger in a direction.

Xiao Zhengyi looked in the direction he pointed out. There was probably a big family in between, and there was a row of ceremonial things at the door.

"What's the matter?"

"That is called Yuan Zhan. It was a guard of honor for some high-ranking officials and nobles in the Mongolian dynasty. At the same time, the Mongolian dynasty was also the only dynasty that used this kind of thing. In addition, the Mongolian dynasty lasted only about ninety years. It's relatively calm, and based on this, you can almost guess the age it appeared in."

Xu Shenxing explained the basis of his guess.

"...I may have met a fake old Xu." Xiao Zhengyi showed an expression of disbelief.

"Don't make trouble, I'm not stupid, I'm just too lazy to use my brain. Of course, this kind of reasoning that is not too difficult can be done... Handing things over to someone who is good at it is my consistent code of action."

Xu Shenxing waved his hand dismissively: "And I can only guess so many things, if I replace it with...huh, that guy, maybe even the color of the two men's robes can be guessed. ..."

"Don't ancient women usually wear a bellyband?" Xiao Zhengyi asked stupidly.

"..."

Xu Shenxing and Jasmine showed the expressions of "Isn't this the point?" at the same time.

This made Xiao Zhengyi only raise his hand to surrender.

During the gossip, the three also walked into the store together.

After going inside, Xu Shenxing discovered that this shop not only buys rouge gouache, but also jewelry such as golden step jade bracelets, and many of them seem to be quite expensive.

And obviously this store has strong financial resources, the space in the store is not small, there are a lot of customers, and people come and go. If you keep a little distance, you should not be spotted by those two.

"Miss, look at this jade hairpin, it's so beautiful!"

Unlike the desperate and deserted little girl in "Winter", the little girl who has not yet become a **** of the earth seems to be much more lively and cheerful. At this time, she shouted to Zhuo Xiangzhu at the counter.

Xu Shenxing looked in the direction of the girl, and she saw a very beautiful jade hairpin.

When Xu Shenxing watched TV in the past, he always didn't like jade products for no other reason. It was just that he found it ugly.

But the jade hairpin was completely different. Just being displayed on the counter gave people a radiant feeling. All the other jade products placed with it were eclipsed by this, even if it was made by Xu Shenxing. From a point of view, it can also be considered beautiful.

"Indeed, as a Fanpin, the material and engraving workmanship can achieve this level, which is already quite remarkable."

Zhuo Xiangzhu, who originally entered the store just for fun, couldn't help but nodded and agreed with his maid's words. It was a pleasure to be able to find this kind of fancy product in the mortal world.

But when she was going to pay to buy it, the boss shook her head and told her that this jade hairpin was not in the store yet.

A few days ago, the mother of a scholar was seriously ill. The scholar had no money for a while, and didn’t have much time to borrow money from his close friends one by one. Only then did he take the jade hairpin he inherited from the family and exchange some money for emergency. , But it's not dead, but alive. As long as the scholar can bring the ransom today, this hairpin will have to be returned to him.

Hearing what the boss said, although Zhuo Xiangzhu was a pity, he didn't say much.

At this time, Xu Shenxing raised his head as if feeling something, and found that a man who seemed to be full of books was carrying something not far away, and walked quickly toward this side with an excited smile on his face.

But just as they were about to get here, several Mongolian soldiers rode across the road suddenly, and one of them knocked down the man.

The man with his scratched leg was caught off guard and fell to the ground. Several silver ingots in his arms also fell out and rolled to the side.

Upon seeing it, the soldier on the horse immediately turned his horse's head, ignored the scholar's yelling, snatched the money, and incidentally beat the scholar, taking away the few silver ingots and money bags left in the scholar's arms.

"Old Xu, why are you stopping me?!" Xiao Zhengyi, who was originally filled with outrage and wanted to help, was stopped by Xu Shenxing, and he asked Xu Shenxing dissatisfiedly.

"What do you want to do? Beat the soldiers and take the money back, so that the ‘story’ cannot develop. Can we only wander in this dream?"

Xu Shenxing's words calmed Xiao Zhengyi, but as a policeman, he was still very angry.

The scarred scholar dragged his injured leg and knelt down in front of the store, crying and crying. Those who were crying were sad and those who were crying shed tears. He felt that he had lost his heirloom and went home.

When everyone was still concerned about what happened to the scholar, the scholar suddenly wiped away his tears, and when everyone did not react, he slammed into the plaque erected at the entrance of the store. It seemed that he wanted to kill him. At the door of the store!

Xu Shenxing had long noticed the death ambition that emerged from the opponent's body at that moment, and when the opponent slammed into the plaque, he lightly patted Jasmine's small head.

The little girl knows that the air around the plaque becomes extremely soft like cotton. Although it can't be too obvious because it can't attract the attention of others, it can at least ensure that the opponent will not be killed, and at most it will hit a bag.

But I didn't expect another person to act almost at the same moment.

I don’t know when Zhuo Xiangzhu, who appeared at the entrance of the store, lifted his knife and fell...Oh, no, he lifted his slender leg and kicked the scholar to the ground with one foot. Suddenly, the scholar’s ​​head hit the ground and broke his blood. flow.

"Ahem..." Although it was indeed miserable, Xu Shenxing almost couldn't help laughing.

What the **** is this saving the other person and making the other party hurt more.

"Why do you want to save it?" The scholar didn't care that he had been bloodied, and the blood on his forehead was still gurgling out, but he said angrily: "Here is just an unfilial son who has lost even his heirlooms! Is it true? Doesn't such a person have the qualifications to die?"

"No, I just don't like someone dying in front of me." Zhuo Xiangzhu fluttered his long hair. This action made Xu Shenxing feel that the'Piao ○, is so confident' advertisement sounded in his ears: "Moreover Only if you die, you will have hope in your life."

"Listen to this line as regal," Xiao Zhengyi said in a low voice, "If I didn't know that this was the dream of the land god, I would have regarded her as the protagonist."

"Mary Su."

Jasmine also whispered in a low voice.

Xu Shenxing thought carefully: his identity is mysterious, beautiful, powerful, and wealthy as a country...Yes, this is indeed a Marisu setting!

"But in Xia..." However, people in this era obviously have not experienced the rumors, and the scholar was suddenly said to be dumbfounded: "There is no hope in Xia."

"I hope there will always be something, and the wicked will naturally have the evil consequences of the wicked," Zhuo Xiangzhu naturally didn't know that Xu Shenxing and the others were defamating themselves, but just glanced in the direction where the soldiers were leaving, and the corners of his mouth were slightly mocking. With a smile, she snapped her fingers and continued: "Since it's just a problem of yellow and white things, there will always be a way...Xiao Yi."

"Yes, Miss!"

The land **** Loli immediately took out a gold ingot from her arms and handed it to Zhuo Xiangzhu.

The latter handed it over to the scholar: "These are lent to you temporarily, and you can return them to me when they are developed."

"Thanks for the great grace, please leave the name of the girl, so that I can repay it in the future!" The scholar took the gold ingot and made a big gesture to the girl.

"Zhuo Xiangzhu, my name is Zhuo Xiangzhu." The girl also left her name.

The scholar nodded, then limped towards the shop with his injured leg.

At this time, Zhuo Xiangzhu stopped him.

"What else is the girl?" the scholar asked strangely.

"Oh, you guy..." Zhuo Xiangzhu sighed, then took out a silk scarf from his arms and wrapped the other party's head wound: "Obviously, why don't you care about it? Parents who have a healthy body and skin, aren't you also a kind of filial piety?"

"..."

The scholar who had never been so close to the opposite **** was stunned. There was a paste in his head, and he did not know how to answer the girl’s question, but his face became red. Unfortunately, because of excessive bleeding on his head, he may be a little lacking. Blood, coupled with objective reasons, can't be described as "almost bleeding"-because he is really bleeding.

After reciting a few moments of indecent assault, the girl was considered to have left him. While this made the scholar relieved, there was also an inexplicable loss in her heart.

After redeeming the heirloom, he gritted his teeth and stopped Zhuo Xiangzhu who was about to leave.

"What's wrong with the scholar? There is no bleeding on my head." The girl said with a smile.

"This, put it on your side first. Because it was redeemed with your money." The scholar handed the jade hairpin to the girl: "One day, I will be prosperous, and then I will bring her in an upright manner. go home!"

Zhuo Xiangzhu looked at the scholar and found that his face was full of seriousness, and the look of hope flashed in his black eyes, and he couldn't help showing a gentle expression.

Sure enough, humans are very interesting.

So she took the hairpin that the scholar handed her and smiled brightly.

"Alright, then I'll wait for you, scholar~"