How Can My Hyakki Yagyo Be So Cute

What kind of rhetoric should be used when meeting the land gods of this era? In fact, Xu Shenxing and the others had discussions in this regard when they followed the champion classmate.

So now when asked, he can also follow the script without rushing.

"Actually, I am also a god." Xu Shenxing gave a thumbs up and pointed to himself: "But for some reason, my **** position appeared abnormal. Most of the powers and priesthoods were lost, and only one **** name remained. That’s why I traveled with my friends in the Central Plains to see if I could find someone or **** who knows a little bit about this to solve my current situation."

After a short pause, he went on to say: "And you can ask your maid, my original purpose was to find the land **** here, but she misunderstood that I was malicious to you, so I started fighting. ."

"As an excuse, this kind of thing is too bizarre, but it makes people feel that the credibility is very high. Moreover, it is difficult for ordinary gas refiners to have the power like you." Zhuo Xiangzhu thought for a moment, but did not find the words. The flaw: "When Xiaoyi wakes up, I will ask her to verify the authenticity of your words. But even so, I won't believe your rhetoric so easily. You should be able to understand this too?"

"Of course." Xu Shenxing nodded.

"But I will report this to the Heavenly Court, and there will surely be other gods to verify your deity. Before that, I won't do anything with you anymore. You can also use the outside of the Land Shrine freely."

Zhuo Xiangzhu lightly tapped the armrest of the chair, probably to organize the next words. She paused for a while and then continued: "But if you live in Jiangjin, I hope you can abide by some basic rules. Don't hurt Jiang Jin's creatures at will."

Not all gods in this world are in the good and lawful camp. In fact, the number of evil gods and some gods that are both righteous and evil together may exceed the number of gods who have good intentions towards humans. That’s why girls are like this. He solemnly warned Xu Shenxing of this.

"Be at ease, my priesthood is a **** of war, and I don't have any other bad hobbies besides fighting to the flesh~"

"I can't tell where you can be at ease in this sentence!" The girl showed a distressed look: "Well, Valkyrie is already one of the worst results..."

Although it's better than killing gods or declining gods, Valkyrie is also a brave god. Although it is a neutral type from the general direction of good and evil, it is actually not classified. Among the evil gods, it is purely because the crusade against a large number of monsters that are harmful to humans has indirectly saved many lives, so it is considered neutral...

It’s no wonder that I didn’t hesitate to go to a place like the Land Shrine where it was clearly his own site. Zhuo Xiangzhu thought to himself: I’m afraid that if he wanted to **** him at that time, the other party might not be angry. , On the contrary, I would be very happy to have a reason to fight.

However, it is rare to have such a helper. It may be a good choice to take this opportunity to clean up some man-eaters around Jiang Jin who are eyeing humanity. After all, I used to lack skills in my clone, and there was no way to guarantee that when I was entangled by one of the monsters, the other monsters would not sneak attack on Jiangjin County.

And it's not just the man-eating monsters, in fact, in places that humans can't see, Jiang Jin faces a lot of dangers. This is why Zhuo Xiangzhu obviously likes to go out for fun, but he only goes out every tens or even hundreds of years.

"Speaking of which, is that really okay?"

Just as Zhuo Xiangzhu was still immersed in whether he should use Xu Shenxing's power to help him solve some troublesome thinking, Xu Shenxing suddenly asked.

"What?" the girl who came back to her senses all of a sudden asked unclearly.

Then she looked in the direction Xu Shenxing pointed, and found a small bell that was ringing non-stop.

Suddenly, red clouds flew up on the girl's face.

"No, don't worry about him!" She said fidgetically.

"..."

Xu Shenxing watched this scene thoughtfully.

A certain detective sitting next to Xu Shenxing gently pulled Xu Shenxing's arm in a blind corner that Zhuo Xiangzhu was sitting in.

"Maybe it is the scholar in that story, do you want to stop it?"

Then when Xu Shenxing turned his head, Xiao Zhengyi said so with his lips.

It seems that even Xiao Zhengyi can see the effect of the bell from the girl's expression on her face.

After thinking for a moment, Xu Shenxing shook his head to Xiao Zhengyi.

Xiao Zhengyi also nodded very understandingly.

This kind of thing can easily be self-defeating...Although Xiao Zhengyi himself has been in love, but he must say that it is closer to the feeling of adding water to the water tower, and the real experience in this area is also infinitely close to zero.

Moreover, rashly intervening can easily arouse the disgust of the parties, and it is better to take a long-term view.

Worthy of being a close friend, not only can understand what I mean so quickly, but also think so deeply all of a sudden!

"I didn't bring any juice." Xu Shenxing then replied.

"...Wait a moment, what does this have to do with juice?" Xiao Zhengyi looked inexplicable.

"It's not that you asked me,'I have a strange sound in my stomach, is there any juice?" Xu Shenxing also looked inexplicable: "And if you have a bad stomach, it's better not to drink juice."

"Except for the words ‘的’ and ‘?’, the two sentences have nothing in common. Hey!... Give back my trust!"

"I got angry for some reason, young people now..."

"Pretending to be an old man, judging from your ID, I am still three years older than you!"

"I got angry for some reason, the middle-aged man now..."

"It's all because of who--!"

Not far away, Zhuo Xiangzhu looked at Xu Shenxing and the two of them being noisy. He tilted his head in a puzzled manner. To Jasmine who didn't know when he slipped to his side and started to eat the fruit plate on the coffee table: "They Are both always the same?"

Jasmine nodded looking at Xiao Zhengyi's miserable look of crying without tears.

"Well, being able to quarrel with mortals without any scruples should also be a kind of friendship." Zhuo Xiangzhu's fingers circled the ends of his hair unconsciously, feeling that something in his heart has awakened: "Well, this feeling , How should I describe it..."

"Gaygay."

Jasmine said slowly.

"Gay? Although I don't know what it means, but I don't know why, there seems to be an inexplicable feeling..."