How Can My Hyakki Yagyo Be So Cute

"Emm..."

While Xu Shenxing was still amazed by such a rare scene, Jasmine bulged her cheeks, not knowing what she was eating.

"Jasmine?" Xu Shenxing couldn't help but sighed upon seeing this: "Spit it out quickly, you can't eat indiscriminately, you know!"

Jasmine stared at Xu Shenxing for a few seconds like a groundhog, and then he threw something on the ground. Then the little girl stuck her tongue out, her face was subtle: "Landlord, it tastes like a goblin. , It’s not delicious to say..."

Xu Shenxing was embarrassed before turning his gaze to the thing that was almost eaten by Jasmine.

It was a small slap-sized creature with a green body and a pair of dragonfly wings-like organs behind it. At first glance, it looked a bit like an elf in a fairy tale.

But its head destroyed all this beautiful impression-it was a potato that was rough and full of wrinkles and roots, like a mandela grass in the devil world, and stood upright on the part of the head that should have been hair. The half-censored finger-sized green buds look quite happy.

If you look closely, you will find that the potato or the creature’s head still has human-like facial features, ignoring the ears with only two holes. From the perspective of other organs, the creature’s face is full of wrinkles. Look He looked like an old man, and he was ugly when he was young.

It wiped the saliva from its body, looking dizzy, as if it had not recovered from the sequelae of the sudden attack just now.

No wonder Jasmine treats this guy as food. From the perspective of his head, it is indeed not much different from the rhizome of Mandela grass... Xu Shenxing has also eaten that thing, although its original effect of accelerating the recovery of magic power is of no use to him. , But the taste is great, much better than ordinary potatoes...

At this time, he also noticed that Luxe's ​​face changed drastically, and he exclaimed: "The presiding judge?!"

"...What?"

It seems that the situation is not good.

The herbaceous creature that was almost eaten by Jasmine was actually the presiding judge of the court who presided over Xu Shenxing's trial this time.

Judging from the other party’s sickly appearance, the fact that he was almost swallowed by the Jasmine Pill just now caused quite a lot of physical and psychological damage to it...

Although Xu Shenxing didn’t pay much attention to the trial before-many people wanted to try him, but so far they have not succeeded-but based on the situation just now, it is indeed that Jasmine did something wrong. .

"Jasmine," Xu Shenxing couldn't help but straighten up and said to Jasmine righteously, "You can't pick up and eat at random in the future, you know!"

"Wo~"

Jasmine nodded and replied.

"Where is the lesson!"

Lux couldn't help but complain.

Because there is still a short period of time before the trial begins, in order to avoid being witnessed by more people, the three can only temporarily find a relatively remote place.

That is the green area in the building. The garden is composed of vines with the thickness of the wrist. There are grapes that look like a basin, but when pedestrians approach it, human faces will appear with a male voice full of magnetism. A wonderful creature that asks them what difficulties they have and answers them.

And if a pedestrian says that he is thirsty or hungry, it will control the vine to take off his face to fill the pedestrian's hunger. However, the scene was very frightening, and Xu Shenxing alone had seen several pedestrians who were frightened.

...How come there are so many plant aliens here.

Lux obviously also stayed away from this grape star.

He bought a bottle of water from a robot that looked a bit like a trash can, and then poured it on the head of the still confused judge...to be precise, it was the small sprout on its head.

After a while, the small sprout grew a little bit visible to the naked eye, and the leaves changed from two to three.

The slapped potato elf was also sober.

"Strange, I seem to have experienced an incredible situation just now..." It shivered, his eyes cleared a lot, but it seemed to have forgotten the fact that he was almost eaten just now, and then he saw it holding it. Lux from Aquarius: "Isn't this Lux? Did you bring the suspect?"

Lux used a gun to store the remaining half of the bottle into an information state, and then said to the presiding judge: "Yes. Let me introduce it to you..."

"No, before the trial, don't have personal relationships with the suspect. This is the rule of our judges."

The Potato Star was old-fashioned and raised a toothpick to stop Lux, and then said in an official tone.

But immediately, its gaze shifted past Xu Shenxing, who was like a passerby, and fell on Jasmine beside Xu Shenxing.

Immediately afterwards, as if the nightmare was resurrected, it knelt half-kneeled in Lux's palm with its head in his hands, and murmured to himself in a frightened voice with cold sweat on his head (incidentally, its sweat is green): "It's so dark, so dark, so terrible..."

"Lux, can't you think of a solution with your versatile gun?"

Xu Shenxing could only helplessly say about this.

Since Lux's gun can leave black technology in the head of the vegetative girl, then a certain degree of memory modification should be fine. So it is theoretically possible to correct this potato star's memory and repair his psychological trauma.

As for Xu Shen's behavior, why not do it himself, using tricks such as memory correction (physical). The reason is actually very simple...Because the other party is a plant, Xu Shenxing really doesn't know how much effort it takes to physically modify the memory of the potatoes without slicing them...

In the same way, there is no type of plant in Jasmine's memory manipulation magic.

"It's a pity that this won't work."

Lux shook the squirt gun in his hand, looking helpless: "In order to prevent the abuse of the gun equipped by the executive officer, the gun equipped itself has set restrictions. For other members of the Time and Space Administration, the second category High-level figures in the world (sovereign world) are forbidden. In addition, in order to ensure the fairness of the trial, the presiding judge himself also has his own high-density information database, and my level of guns alone cannot be invaded."

"This is embarrassing..."

Xu Shenxing scratched his head.

Jasmine's relationship as a "defense lawyer" is bound to attend her own trial meeting, but now the presiding judge will have a psychological shadow when he sees Jasmine, and he can't get a normal trial at all, right?

"No way," Lux said with a wry smile at this: "I can only see one step at a time..."

...

The trial began soon.

After watering again, the sprout on the chief judge's head grew up again, and the other party finally calmed down.

And Jasmine was also ordered to be temporarily invisible by Xu Shenxing-the consequence of this was that many people from other worlds who came here to do business in other worlds witnessed the spiritual event that day. Two grapes with human faces floated in the air and then disappeared so strangely. ...

After this incident was spread to many worlds, it became an urban legend, and from the legend was born the "disappearing grape", a terrifying monster that would attack the ball-shaped organs on the biological body and make countless people afraid of it. .

Of course, this is a story.

After the presiding judge was sober, he forgot about Jasmine, but after saying hello to Lux, he spread his dragonfly wings and flew to the court.

Judging from its hurried appearance, even if it didn't remember Jasmine's existence, it still seemed a little afraid of it.

"Do I need to do anything at trial?"

Xu Shenxing followed Lux ​​towards the trial room and asked, "For example, wearing handcuffs and shackles?"

"Can that kind of thing hold you back?"

Lux asked amusedly.

"Symbolism or something?" Xu Shenxing replied casually.

"That's it?" Lux shrugged and said: "Actually, according to historical records, the suspects were required to wear restraints when the trial was originally conducted, but later on because of the many'people' who came to this planet for trial, it was difficult to measure. The body was determined to be a restraining tool, so the trial office simply abandoned this setting."

Speaking of Lux, he pointed to a creature in another world not far away.

The opponent looks like a giant, it is about fifty stories tall, and its body is covered with rotten black muscle fiber-like substances. The hands and feet are all fleshy pieces of rotten muscles tangled up. , The place where the head was supposed to be is a huge tentacle that looks a bit like a tongue. Every time it walks Shenxing, the building they are in will tremble slightly. Just being here, it will spread chaos and terror to the surroundings.

"Like that, there is no way to use general restraint props, specially create restraint props for it, and restrain it hard, the boss of the other party... just like a ball of meat will do it again. He came to the world to protest. After all, that guy is a rare creature that can travel through multiple worlds. In terms of qualifications, he might be older than the Space-Time Administration. The administration’s senior management has a headache. For example, even though some creatures have long hands, But it actually relies on the tentacles on the chin to move, the ordinary restraint props are really no different from the decoration..." Lux stretched his hands: "So in the end they cancelled the restraint props, and you should relax a little bit. All right."

"It always feels a bit subtle..."

Xu Shenxing patiently listened to what he said, and after scratching his face, he followed Lux ​​and entered the designated courthouse-because there are so many different types and sizes of people in the different world, the courthouse also has many different specifications, which is worth mentioning. Yes, although there is only one entrance for each specification of the trial house, the rooms behind the door actually overlap each other in a dimensional state, so everyone enters in a different room, and the person who enters first cannot be seen.

In addition, although you can see the presiding judge, what you can actually see is the projection of the staff from another dimension, so the person on trial cannot attack the legal staff.

"Another dimension? Is that little bit like a powerful quaternary giant whale just now?"

Hearing Luxe's ​​introduction, Xu Shenxing couldn't help being a little surprised.

"Well, it's not as powerful as it is said. The presiding judges do not have the ability to go to higher dimensions. They only reach the mixed and three-dimensional and four-dimensional spaces through encrypted information. The three-point five-dimensionality constructed by the Space-Time Administration It’s just a platform."

Lux smiled bitterly and replied: "Although it's okay to use it to escape, it doesn't have any fighting ability by itself."

In fact, when many people from other worlds first heard about this situation, they were as unconscious as Xu Shenxing, but in fact they were not so strong.

It's just that this kind of power that can shuttle between high dimensions can almost ignore any imprisonment in this world and perform actions such as escape.

Although even such a **** still can't escape Jasmine's mouth and stomach pouch...

In addition, this behavior of placing the suspect alone in an independent space is actually a restriction imposed by the Space-Time Administration on the suspect after the restraint items have been removed. If the other party refuses to accept the judgment and wants to escape, it will directly close the space. Get up, it is a space cage that cannot be destroyed.

Of course, it depends on the situation that cannot be destroyed, except for the existence of Xu Shenxing and Jasmine...

Anyway, Lux had already booked a ticket, saying that Xu Shenxing would be fine, so at the beginning Xu Shenxing just planned to go in and just come out.

But the reality once again exceeded his expectations.

When he stepped into the entrance of that courthouse, the dimensions behind the overlapping doors began to oscillate.

Even some dimensions that are not good enough to be cured directly collide with each other and annihilate because no one uses them.

In short, the entire overlapping dimension has become a mess.

The dimensional sensing device of the Time and Space Administration immediately sensed the anomaly here, and the harsh alarm sounded through the entire building.

At this time, Xu Shenxing, the initiator of all this, looked at the scene that was beginning to twist in front of him, and couldn't help but feel a little at a loss.

It was Lux who reached out in time to pull him out...otherwise, it is estimated that he would fall into the chaos where he didn't know the crevices of the world after crashing through those dimensions.

"What's the matter?"

Xu Shenxing asked Lux.

"I don't know..." Lux looked at the door frame that was gradually cracking, with the same dazed expression: "This is the first time I have seen this happen..."

The response of the Time and Space Administration was fairly rapid, and it didn't take long for troops wearing mechanical armor full of sci-fi colors to surround the building.

At the same time, some mechanical armors with different paintings entered the building first. Judging from the paintings, it should be an ambulance team or something.

After Lux revealed his identity to them, he left here with Xu Shenxing and Jasmine.

It seems that the trial cannot be carried out for the time being.

"Or," Xu Shenxing suggested to Lux after hesitated for a few seconds.

"Shall we go for lunch first?"