How Can My Hyakki Yagyo Be So Cute

As a result, the fists of the two big men penetrated Loli's body.

But before they pulled out their fists, Loli Di's body turned into solid clay.

The clay used by the earth gods as an incarnation and casting medium was naturally not ordinary clay, so that they couldn't even pull their fists out for a while, and they were trapped in reverse.

"I can't even tell the blindness of others, it seems that the eldest lady is too careful...this group of guys shouldn't be something worthy of our attention."

I don't know when to take a seat back, Lori said slowly eating the jjajang noodles.

"Really?"

Xu Shenxing squeezed all the other ultra-black classmates smoothly.

For him, there is no difference between the little monster that hasn’t been able to activate the spirit for a long time and the thousand-year-old old monster.

However, people like Land Lolita who can only be considered in the era of mythology have said so, it is estimated that the enemy is indeed not much stronger...

After going through the war of extinction, it always feels boring to come back and fight with the little monsters of this level.

As he thought about it, the pleasure of blasting the enemy completely faded, and everything became dull.

"Then what should I do with these two left?"

He asked Nunu mouth to the two little monsters trapped in clay, Landlord.

"I should take it home, otherwise I can't explain it to the eldest lady."

"By the way, you are already Jiang Jin's true land god, don't you need to continue to confess to that guy?"

Xu Shenxing frowned, and to be honest, he had no good feelings for the former land god.

"After all, the eldest lady is also the one who rescued people from the sea of ​​suffering and brought them to the path of longevity... Mr. Xu, who was invincible in the world from the beginning, you must not understand."

Land Lori smiled slightly.

"No one is invincible from the beginning..."

Xu Shenxing replied casually upon hearing this.

The land **** Lori did not continue to refute, but shook her iconic mushroom head. After putting the money for the noodles on the table, she sank into the ground, and the two little monsters were also dragged along. Go down.

I hope they won't be suffocated underground.

Xu Shenxing sincerely wished the two hapless guys in his heart.

Then he suddenly realized one thing.

"Fuck, this... won't you want me to clean up by myself?"

Because he was too heroic before, so that he is now looking like a murder scene in the snack bar-if the blood on the ground is not green but red, it is estimated that no one will be wronged even if he is caught in the police station now. False wrong case.

The land that had already left Lori naturally wouldn't answer him, so she could only let Old Xu complain about herself there alone.

Because of the dog belts of these little monsters, the soil belts (taken away by the land gods, or soil belts for short), the previous art of expelling idlers is estimated to have failed.

As a last resort, Xu Shenxing could only let out a little bit of his aura.

As the highest-ranking creature, even if Xu Shenxing only has a slight aura leaking, most creatures will subconsciously develop a sense of fear when they approach this generation, preferring to detour or delay for a while before moving on.

Of course, there will be some sequelae in this way. For example, the turnover of the shops on this street is estimated to have a subtle drop in the past month. For this, Old Xu can only say sorry to the shopkeepers in his heart. , Who made him a magic idiot...

After buying a certain amount of time for himself, Old Xu began to pick up the murder scene like a real murderer...

In theory, he could beat those corpses to molecular level particles.

But after he did it on a corpse, he almost blew up the snack bar for some reason—Old Xu didn't know physics well and didn't know whether it was a natural phenomenon or the result of the monster power remaining in the monster's body.

In short, letting the corpse evaporate from the world is impossible.

So Xu Shenxing could only use cloud scales to smash the corpse to the level of minced meat, and then use a dustpan to pour it into a manhole not far away-the mice and cockroaches inside should help him dispose of the minced meat.

Only when dumping this pile of incombustible spicy chicken, Xu Shenxing found a business card in the pocket of a corpse.

"Shaoying Entertainment? A little familiar..."

It doesn't matter if you can't think of it: Xu Shenxing, who took this as his creed, immediately put the matter behind him, and started to drag off all the green sap on the ground with a mop.

After all this was done, he wiped off his sweat.

"I can finally rest for a while... eh? Has the rain stopped?"

After getting a bottle of Coke for himself, he randomly found a spot and turned on the TV hanging in the corner of the snack bar.

"Report from this station: The police have begun to investigate the disappearance of an artist under Shaoying Entertainment..."

As a result, the news that jumped out made him almost spit out a sip of Coke.

Damn, I just got rid of the two monsters on my side, you got the news and started investigating? Are you on the news? Do you want to be so fast!

But after watching for a while, he found that things were different from what he thought.

The few people he had just killed were not the missing in the news.

In fact, the missing persons in the news were all celebrities, and the people who were killed by Xu Shenxing were obviously not celebrities. Judging from the business card he obtained, they should be agents or bodyguards.

"In other words, are these little monsters responsible for the missing persons in that company... This is really big news."

There are not many cannibals in this world, but most of them only dared to eat one or two unknown people secretly. Only the new-born monsters would have the idea of ​​making big news.

Because the monsters with a little experience know that once they are paid attention to, they are expected to be dealt with soon... And eating stars, public figures, is undoubtedly one of the fastest channels to attract the attention of the Super Management Office.

Xu Shenxing was enjoying the sensation of the upwelling of carbonic acid. After a hiccup, he scratched his head hesitantly: "Why don't you tell the guy Xiao Zhengyi about this later, and let the Super Management Office take away all the remaining monsters in that company? Come out and forget it."

But he thought about it again. He felt that the super-manager was not an idiot. He probably had noticed the problem a long time ago, and he didn't need to go to himself to be boring.

"The senior executives of Shaoying Entertainment also said that they would try their best to ensure the safety of their artists, especially the recently popular little queen Su Wei, who sent several bodyguards to protect secretly..."

"Pangji".

Xu Shenxing's face turned pale, and the Coke bottle in his hand was squeezed unconsciously.

…

Song Yu's house, ten minutes ago.

"It's been a long time, Su Wei."

Song Yu opened the door and found that Su Wei was standing outside. Behind the star, there were two bodyguards standing there like an iron tower.

Because he was going to meet Su Wei, Song Yu naturally tutored the other party's relevant information a bit, knowing that Shao Ying Entertainment didn't seem to be very good lately, so he didn't take the two bodyguards to heart.

"Hello, Song Yu."

There was not much change in the expression on the other side's face, just a soft greeting.

"What's wrong with your voice?"

Song Yu frowned slightly and asked curiously.

"Cold, nothing more."

The other party replied briefly.

"Oh, that's how it is…"

Song Yu doesn't doubt that he has him. After all, the cold voice is a bit strange and normal: "You are a singer now, you have to take good care of your voice..."

"Don't you invite us in?"

Su Wei, who was still expressionless, said.

"Oh, sorry. Please..."

Before entering the word, Song Yu's phone rang.

She took it out and found that it was actually the call forwarding of Ying Apartment's fixed line.

Because the group of super people in Ying's apartment were sent to work by old Xu, there are often no one in the apartment-you can't expect the dog girl or Da Hei to answer the phone, right?

As for why it would be transferred to Song Yu’s phone, the girl guessed that Xu Shenxing’s cell phone was out of power. His cell phone was very badly aging, and the battery naturally didn’t work very well—in this era of smartphones, old Xu’s cell phone It is still the kind that can be replaced by the battery, you can imagine how old it is.

As for why not change your phone.

of course? Because of poverty...

After hesitating for a moment, Song Yu still decided to answer the phone.

"Sorry, I will answer the call first."

Apologized to Su Wei Xiaoxiao, the girl answered the phone.

"Hello? Is it Mr. Xu's house?"

The voice of a male who seemed to be in a change of voice came through the phone.

"Who are you? What can I do with Shenxing?"

Song Yu asked.

The other side was silent for a while, Song Yu even felt that he could hear what the other side seemed to be hesitating.

But soon the man replied.

"My name is Chen Tuwa, you may have heard my name..."

Song Yu felt that this rather rustic name was indeed familiar. When Xu Shenxing was talking with Xiao Zhengyi, he seemed to have heard the name.

But then, Chen Tuwa's words made the girl feel terrified from the bottom of her heart.

"Anyway, please tell him that many staff in Shaoying Entertainment have been killed and replaced by faceless monsters... Su Wei of Shaoying Entertainment discovered this and is now hiding from those monsters in my place. search…"

Song Yu stared at "Su Wei" outside the door with round eyes.

Almost subconsciously, the hand she held the doorknob shut the door severely.

But "Su Wei" on the other side might have heard the voice on the phone, and got her hand in the door early, so that Song Yu couldn't close the door.

At the next moment, Song Yu only felt a strong force coming from her hand. She couldn't even hold the doorknob. She was knocked out by the wide-open anti-theft door and fell three meters away from the entrance!

The dizziness that turned around and the pain of being hit in many places on her body almost robbed the girl's consciousness.

Almost.

When the girl’s consciousness was about to go away, the mirage beads on her hand burst into light, and a warm current flowed over her limbs, which made Song Yu’s spirit refreshed a lot, even on her body. It seems that her pain has also been relieved a little, at least it has allowed her to regain the ability to move.

So Song Yu immediately stood up and ran towards the house.

"Su Wei" and the two bodyguards didn't know if they were not good at running, or wanted Song Yu to experience the feeling of being gradually overwhelmed by despair and strangling his throat slowly. They were not in a hurry to chase Song Yu. , But slowly approached the girl at a normal walking speed.

Song Yu ran into the room, locked the door, and then began to think about a way to escape.

Judging from the fact that the anti-theft door was dented by the opponent, there is absolutely no way for a wooden door to stop them, so instead of sitting here and waiting for death, it is better to take a fight and see if you can escape.

So when the three "people" broke into the room, they saw the wide-open window and the bed sheet that was tied into a rope and dropped from the window.

Although Song Yu's house is on the ninth floor, there is a small protruding balcony on the seventh floor because of the design. The ropes tied with sheets and quilts can just hang down there.

The three "people" jumped out of the window one by one, as if they were going to chase Song Yu.

But the two bodyguards went down, and the "Su Wei" just stepped onto the window, but stopped.

"Su Wei" turned her head and looked at a walnut wardrobe in the room.

"She" stretched out her hand, the original human hand turned into a huge sharp blade, and then smashed into the closet fiercely.

The closet suddenly fell apart, and Song Yu, who was shrunk inside, escaped with luck and just rolled out of it.

She got up in embarrassment. She didn't expect that "Su Wei" would actually notice that she was hiding in the closet. The way she came up with a flash of inspiration fell short of success in the end.

I saw "Su Wei" cracked a large opening vertically from the nose to the diaphragm position. The slowly opening way reminded me of the behemoth's mouth. Those inside the cracks looked like ribs. The same bone is as shocking as jagged teeth at this moment!

Seeing that Song Yu was about to be dropped by this monster to Senior Sister, just at the moment of this moment, a red glow flashed, and he just repelled the already unrecognizable "Su Wei" a few steps!

"Senior sister, are you all right!"

Immediately afterwards, in a cloud-white robe, Qin Xingyan, with a bundle of apricot paper charms pinned on her leg, could be vaguely seen from the gap between her hem and turned over from the window, blocking Song Yu behind her: "It's good to catch up! "

"Xingyan?"

"I'll talk about other things later, let's leave here first... If there is only one horse, it won't stop me from breaking through!"

"But..."

"It's okay, trust me!"

Qin Xingyan set up another cyan flying sword and was about to take Song Yu to break out of here.

However, at this moment, I only heard two heavy sounds like falling to the ground. Those two were just deceived by Song Yu, and now they have completely lost their human form. The curious bodyguards jumped back to the window again, covered with cloth. The meaty eyes stared at the inside of the room where there was one more person.

"But, there are three monsters who came to catch me..."

"..."

Ruined.