How Can My Hyakki Yagyo Be So Cute

"Huh! Could it be that you are the culprit!"

"Senior brother said, little thief Wu, my Wangwu Mountain secret realm is also something people like you can trespass?"

"Forgive you for your unintentional mistakes, but don't quickly fade away, otherwise don't blame our brothers for being cruel!"

"Brother, this person broke into the secret realm, and he must not let him go like this, otherwise the master will not be able to explain it!"

"Junior Brother, what you said, but I don't think he looks like a gangster, so let's get out of the mountain if we take three tricks from our Junior Brother to survive!"

"Brother, you don't have to say anything about the thief, let's go together!"

"Okay, Junior Brother can help me!"

Xu Shenxing didn't say anything, and the two living treasures talked to themselves to decide the matter.

Then the two people shouted "Ah Da" like Bruce Lee, and pounced towards Xu Shenxing like a crow flying in a plane.

Because the other person's posture was too standard, he felt sorry for them if he didn't kick it, Xu Shenxing kicked both of them without holding back, kicking the two directly to the ground.

"Ou Cao, what should I do if my junior apprentices have ideas!"

"Ah, I didn't expect to be a senior expert. My brothers have no eyes and don't know Taishan. Hope forgive me!"

The latter got up and pushed Jinshan down Yuzhu and bowed down to Xu Shenxing.

"Brother, you..." The senior brother looked at the latter with a look of astonishment.

"Brother, I..." A ashamed expression appeared on the face of the junior, turned his head, and no longer looked at the senior who was still sitting on the ground.

"Senior Brother, you are too right!" Then Brother Nahan immediately got up, and worshipped Xu Shenxing in the same manner: "Unexpectedly, it was an old senior who practiced in seclusion, and the junior was rude!"

This time not only Xu Shenxing's face was dumbfounded, but even the younger brother looked like a messy black question mark in the wind.

However, because these two teasers were both flattering, adhering to the principle of reaching out and not hitting the smiley person, even Xu Shenxing couldn't continue a set of continuous skills to beat the two goods into pigs.

"I don't know what advice the predecessor has when he came to the secret realm of Wangwu Mountain today?" The brother rubbed his hands, the expression on his face was used to act as a fat translation in the anti-Japanese film, and there was no sense of disobedience.

"Senior brother's words are not correct. Seniors are high-ranking hermits. Even if there is something important, they must be looking for our master. How can we intervene in this matter?"

"What the brother said is extremely true, brother, I'm not thinking about it!"

As soon as he listened to his brother’s suggestion of throwing the pot, he immediately gave a'yes, there is this kind of operation' expression, and then said to Xu Shenxing very piously: "Senior please wait a moment. A new flying magic weapon, just to show one or two ugliness in front of the predecessors!"

Xu Shenxing became interested when he heard it.

He has been on interstellar warships, on orbital landing crafts, ridden on giant dragons and horse-drawn carriages, and has become a human cannonball. He has also drove mechanical chariots across the continent. Don't mention common transportation such as chocobos.

Only the magic weapon of the East, he hasn't been seated much yet-even in the world he has traveled through, somehow the cultivation civilization is the only one on earth-he can't help but look forward to it.

I saw that Brother Nahan raised his hand and threw a pill-shaped object, and then pinched the law.

The thing grows long when it sees the wind, and after a while it turns into a giant.

Then Brother Naha was stunned by Xu Shenxing, and while walking into it, he explained to him triumphantly: "Senior's cultivation is so profound, and he must have been in seclusion for a long time. I don't know this thing...this thing is called a helicopter, and The name helicopter is a new flying magic weapon in the world, and it is still honored by the children and nephews who are in the world!"

Your nephews in the world will surely be extremely desperate to know that the ancestor you are looking forward to is such a funny look.

While Xu Shenxing was spitting out in his heart, he stumbled on the helicopter, and then watched Brother Nahan master the plane flying towards Wangwu Mountain.

After a while, a Taoist temple hidden slightly below the top of the mountain appeared in Xu Shenxing's vision.

Taoist temple is surrounded by smoke, it is not miasma or water vapor, but filled with spiritual energy, which is considered a panacea for ascetics.

The Taoist temple itself is not that big, and it is completely different from the way Xu Shenxing imagined the hundreds of disciples gathered here to prepare for him at the beginning.

The helicopter landed in the atrium, and then the two led Xu Shenxing to the Taoist Hall.

"Senior takes a short break, and the younger generation will go to inform Master. In addition, there are many things on the shelf next to the lobby are my Wangwushan secret treasure files, please don't read them at will."

The two teasers winked at each other, and left Xu Shenxing in the hall of the Taoist temple.

Many people probably have a similar rebellious psychology: the more you want to touch things that others don't let you touch.

So Xu Shenxing ran to the shelf and looked at what was on it.

In fact, Old Xu didn't hold any hope at the beginning. After all, things that can be put in the lobby upright, no matter how important they are.

In the end, looking at it this way, it surprised him a little: The Tao Zang dossier said that he couldn't understand what was written, so let it go, but the magic weapons on the shelf are actually genuine!

When he said it was too late, then when he was looking at the things on the shelf, a circle of golden light suddenly rose up around the house.

Then came a triumphant laugh.

An old man appeared outside the light shield at the door: "Friends of Taoism, the poor disciple should have already said, don't look at the secret treasures of my Wangwu Mountain at will. Now you see how this is good..."

"Oh?" Xu Shenxing answered indifferently without comment.

"It's useless even if the Taoist friends pretend to be calm. My prohibition is based on the legendary heaven and star formation. The light curtain uses the first ray of morning light and the last ray of afterglow collected every day for hundreds of years. The northern lights are organized by the aurora! It can trap all the tangible, intangible, tangible and intangible things in the world! Even Tianzun may not be able to open it by himself!"

The old man stroked his goatee and said triumphantly.

"Really, so you can't come in?" Xu Shenxing continued to say indifferently.

The other party's triumphant expression collapsed, but immediately he returned to normal.

"Huh, fellow Taoist, you don’t want to be locked in for eternal life, right? That’s good, you only need to hand over the magic techniques and magical powers you have cultivated to break into the secret realm of Wangwu Mountain. How about letting you out...Wait, fellow Daoist, what are you doing?"

Old Xu didn't answer, he just picked up a magic weapon on the shelf at random and squeezed it lightly.

He only heard a "crack", that rare magic weapon was crushed to pieces by him.

"Oh, I used too much force accidentally, eh."

Xu Shenxing dropped the fragments in his hand, tapped his head lightly, and stuck out his tongue like the trademark of a different family, but there is no cute feeling at all, but it makes people want to cover their eyes. The impulse to say "Ahhhhh, my eyes!"-not so much spicy eyes, as it is to the extent that the Chaotian pepper is completely squeezed into the eyeballs.

"Ahhhhhhh! Ancestor legacy! You bastard, I won't let you go!"

It seems that the other party is really angry enough, and even the professing to be poor is gone.

Xu Shenxing remained unmoved, and continued to pinch the magic weapons on the shelf one by one like bubble paper.

The expression of the old Taoist priest outside changed from dripping blood from his heart to about to have a myocardial infarction, and his face turned from the iron green at the beginning to the sauce purple and finally turned pale now.

When Xu Shenxing squeezed the magic weapon on the shelf for a round, the old man was left with his mouth still whispering: "I won't let you go! I won't let you go!"

Xu Shenxing naturally didn't mind this.

When he finished ruining the magic weapon, he stretched out his hand and pushed the golden light curtain aside as if he were opening a door.

So the old man outside and the dozen or so disciples behind him were stunned.

Xu Shenxing showed them an unanimous, sunny and bright smile--

——Then squeezed his fist.

Three minutes later.

"Oh...I wasted so much time because of being so boring."

Old Xu sat halfway on the mahogany main seat in the lobby like a monkey, staring at the practitioners who knelt down in the lobby: including the old man, these guys have turned into black-nose and swollen pig heads.

"So, the thing you used to bribe Lu Wushen still has no impression?"

"Senior, poor Dao...Oh no, I really don't know anything!" The old man replied cryingly, "It's just something mixed in the jade that the younger disciples respected, and I don't know where it is. Here comes! Although Xia barely recognizes that it is an exotic treasure, Xia Xia doesn't know what it is, otherwise Xia Xia will definitely not give it out as a gift!"

This guy is probably telling the truth.

Xu Shenxing sighed. Could the clue be broken here?

No, at least it is certain that other fragments of that world still exist on the earth.

"Forget it, get up, um, someone will take me to your room."

"Senior, are you going to have a meal? I can ask the peripheral disciples to help you prepare..." The old man was taken aback, and then asked cautiously.

"No, I'm just going to find another guy who comes in." Xu Shenxing rubbed his forehead.

Jasmine hadn't come to look for herself for so long, and 80% of it was because she was attracted...the only thing that could attract that snack was food. After thinking about it, there was only food.

Sure enough, Xu Shenxing found Jasmine standing on tiptoe in the messed up room, trying to reach the dried chicken that was hung up.

"The landlord?" Jasmine, who was picked up by Xu Shenxing's collar and picked it up like a cat, did not forget to catch the dried chicken in her arms, and then she looked at Xu Shenxing.

"Go, go home."

"Wo~"

When they left the secret realm of Wangwu Mountain, the screams of "Ahhhhh, the food stored for ten years are gone!" came from the inside. Naturally, they had nothing to do with them.