How Can My Hyakki Yagyo Be So Cute

Originally, Xu Shenxing thought that his hesitation at the beginning would give the girl’s bodyguards a chance to seize them...Although it would be useful for anything other than giving Lao Xu an extra outfit that can last a chapter or two. [Beep] That's it.

However, after being pulled by the girl and running for a while, the breath of those bodyguards disappeared, and I don't know if they were thrown away.

"Woo... can't run..."

"I ran less than a thousand meters, big sister."

"Because I used to be alone in the basement, and the most active exercise behavior is just a boudoir who eats with chopsticks!"

"This is not so much the eldest lady, it is more like sex... a prisoner, right?"

Xu Shenxing vomited.

"Ah, you just wanted to say [BEEP] slave! It's **** [BEEP] That's right!"

The girl's cheeks suddenly bulged up like roasted rice cakes, and she became angry without deterrence.

"A girl's family shouldn't say that kind of words on the street!"

Xu Shenxing said helplessly, his scalp numb with the sight of the onlookers.

"Anyway, I can't run anymore, I'm going to die! I will definitely get muscle pain from exercise tomorrow!"

"How weak are you!"

Xu Shenxing sighed, "Do you want me to carry you?"

"Men and women don't give or accept kisses!"

"Only self-esteem is bursting at this time?!"

Xu Shenxing muttered in his heart, it was obviously you guy who took the initiative to hold hands.

"I hope my prince can pick me up on the colorful clouds."

The girl sat down on the bench by the side of the road and said exhaustedly.

"Your demands are high..."

Xu Shenxing thought for a while, and found that none of the supermen around him could raise colorful clouds, and the only brother Long who was barely close could only raise rain clouds...

"If it doesn't work, the bicycle will do."

"It's so low in one fell swoop!"

Xu Shenxing vomited.

Although he doesn't even have a bicycle.

"By the way, no one is chasing you anymore. Can you tell me what you said before?"

"Of course not!" The girl looked at the street lamp pole next to Xu Shenxing with her hands on her hips without a focus, and refused without hesitation: "Look, if we regard what happened just now as a novel, then from us The two have met so far, I'm afraid it's less than two thousand words, right?"

"..."

This has something to do with me. Xu Shenxing said in his heart.

"Ah, you must be thinking about'cnm, this bit○h has a relationship with labor and management!' Right?"

"Girl, your inner drama is too rich."

Xu Shenxing refused to admit that the other party had guessed about 80% of the content.

"All in all, because the process of communication between us is too short, if I tell you all the important information at once, then I will become a strange character who is unknown?"

The girl continued to speak confidently to the fire hydrant next to the street light pole.

Because this scene was so funny, Xu Shenxing even began to wonder if this guy was deliberately making things strange.

"No, no, in fact, I think you are unclear enough now..."

"Eh, eh, is that true? Obviously, before sneaking out this time, I also investigated the trendy buzzwords on the Internet." The other party showed a shocked expression.

"I think this has nothing to do with buzzwords."

"This GG, what are you talking about? Could it be that you know how to surf the Internet? What a coincidence, I am also in sauce~"

"Which era of buzzwords are you investigating?"

Jasmine of heaven, your landlord seems to be stuck with something strange.

...

"Whether it's like the broken cherry blossoms flying like fine snow in the night sky, or the bright moon that talks and stops in the night sky~ Please come to fulfill my wish~"

In the karaoke, Xu Shenxing was lying on the sofa with a look of impossibility and clapping the tambourine, while the girl was singing with a microphone in high spirits.

In all fairness, the girl’s own voice is very good, although it’s a little bit piercing, it’s as clean and clear as Wang Qingquan, and she’s not the kind of idiot who can tune in the Mariana Trench to Mount Everest, so her singing voice is still quite good. melodious.

But unfortunately, Lao Xu's own music quality was average, and he couldn't hear any gluttonous taste. In addition, the small box was so noisy (and he paid for the box), which made his mood even worse.

Before, he took the time to take out his mobile phone to send a message to Qin Xingyan, who had been released by himself, but when it came out, he found that the mobile phone was dramatically dead.

So he can only stand patiently with the legendary girl A while fooling around, praying that Qin Xingyan will not cause any trouble because he can't find him... This possibility is still relatively low, because in a sense, Qin Xingyan can already be regarded as Ying's final conscience...

"La la la la la~"

When he came back to his senses, Xu Shenxing found that the other party was no longer singing lyrics, and changed to a simple one.

"Is it really okay to be so perfunctory? Obviously you want to sing."

"Because I forgot the words!"

"How can I say that forgetting words is so arrogant... Don't you say that there are lyrics on the screen..."

"Because I am blind!"

The girl turned around, holding the microphone in her left hand, and making a kira (<ゝω·)~☆ movement with her right hand.

It's a pity that because of the wrong angle, this wink was thrown directly on the jukebox next to Xu Shenxing, who was determined to face the whole process.

"Is that really the case..." Xu Shenxing raised his eyebrows suspiciously.

To be honest, although the girl's eyes do not have a focal length and feel that they are not exercising visual functions, from her every move, apart from occasional betrayal, they are more often indistinguishable from normal people.

"Ah, I can live like a normal person because I can feel something more real." The girl was not angry at Xu Shenxing's suspicion. Instead, she explained with a smile: "After all, it was from childhood. I got used to it, now it’s okay if I can’t see anything."

Having said that, she also stretched out her right hand and made a V gesture to Xu Shenxing, who was drinking water, and said, “Well, for this, I was offered a reward in the black market of the dark web. If I can be kidnapped, you can. Two hundred million won! It's still US dollars! Even a corpse can have fifty million!"

Suddenly Xu Shenxing sprayed out.

No wonder they will be kept in the basement all the time, and most people's treasures worth 200 million will definitely be kept in a safe place such as the basement!

At this time, the door of the box was knocked.

"Oh, the snacks I ordered are here~" The girl ran to the door happily.

"Hey, when did you order something to eat!"

"When you are not paying attention!" The girl opened the door happily.

As a result, what appeared in front of her was the muzzle of the black hole.