How Can My Hyakki Yagyo Be So Cute

"By the way, why the only meat dish is Pippi shrimp..."

Song Yu sighed and complained in the kitchen.

Of course it's because the price of meat has risen recently.

Xu Shenxing muttered in his heart.

"And is this really the meat of mantis shrimp?"

Song Yu poked the whole piece of meat in the bag that was smaller than the basin, raised his delicate eyebrows, and his face was full of suspicion.

"Well, it should be..."

Xu Shenxing's eyes floated, and he replied uncertainly.

"What do you mean, isn't this something you brought back?"

The girl's expression became even more suspicious.

"If you have to say it, you might be considered a close relative of Pippi Shrimp. It should be edible anyway."

Xu Shenxing replied cautiously.

In the Bible, Leviathan, Behemoth, and Sizi are all emergency food prepared by God for people who have passed the Judgment Day in a sense, so if Leviathan is really the one recorded in the Bible The head, in theory, should be edible.

"But what on earth do I have to do?" Song Yu looked at the mass of meat in distress: "You can't really boil it in brine like mantis shrimp, right?"

Xu Shenxing shrugged and said that he could not help-because this guy has never eaten seafood in his life: Although there is a seafood allergy factor, the main reason is poor...

Before the girl thought about what to do, the lump of meat suddenly squirmed.

"..."

She put down the kitchen knife, rubbed her eyes, and then looked at the meat again: "Well, be careful, are you sure this thing is dead?"

"Of course." Xu Shenxing answered vaguely after eating oranges in the living room.

Originally, this was just the meat from Leviathan. In proportion, if Leviathan was a person, this meat would not even count as corns. Do you still expect corns to have a knee-jerk reaction or something... …

But as soon as he finished speaking, the lump of meat twitched again.

So even Xu Shenxing looked over curiously.

As a result, the next moment, a creature that looked like a scaled-down face-holding bug jumped out of the meat and rushed towards Song Yu's face, making the girl Huarong pale with fright.

At almost the same moment, Xu Shenxing also reacted at an astonishing speed, and threw the orange peel in his hand directly at the insect.

I don't know if it felt the destructive power of orange peel, which is more powerful than bullets, at that moment, the creature like a face-carrying bug actually sacrificed its tail at the moment of a deadly shot, causing itself to be bounced to the ceiling.

The orange peel sank directly into the wall.

After being almost killed by a spike, the face-holding bug stopped attacking Song Yu, but wanted to escape quickly and walked up the ceiling quickly.

"Tsk, are there parasites in the meat, how long has Leviathan been taking a bath!"

Xu Shenxing, who missed a hit, slapped his tongue and said uncomfortably.

"Wait, what do you think this thing is?" Song Yu, who had just recovered from his senses, was shocked again.

"...I'll get rid of the bugs first!"

Xu Shenxing immediately wanted to perfuse the past.

As a result, the worm was grabbed by a small hand before it escaped to the door or window. "Emm" put it in his mouth with a chuckle and ate it.

After eating the bugs expressionlessly, Jasmine frowned and stuck out her tongue.

"Landlord, it's not delicious at all, I said."

"It's weird that that kind of thing is delicious..."

"It's not like a crab at all," he said.

"Don't treat all the arthropods in the sea as crabs..."

"Crack and crisp, say it."

"That's because of the exoskeleton relationship!"

"It smells like a treasure chest, I said."

"Hey, have we eaten treasure chest monsters before? No, this is not the point!"

Xu Shenxing looked at Jasmine helplessly: "When did you come?"

Because he had to face Song Yu's parents later, in order to prevent Jasmine from making trouble, Old Xu specially left the little guy in Ying's apartment this time.

She didn't expect to be touched by her.

"Just now. The nest will also eat Leviathan."

As soon as she said these words, huge turbulence appeared in the sea near the South Pacific, and a typhoon once again struck the United States of innocent people with guns.

"Jasmine, think about it. If you eat Leviathan in one breath, you won’t have to eat it. If you only take a little meat like this, you can grow back in the future. This is the continuous supply of meat, isn’t it? !"

Xu Shenxing began to seduce Jasmine in a good way.

Jasmine's small face suddenly showed an expression of "there is still this kind of operation".

In fact, compared to Leviathan, Behemoth and Shiz may taste better, but the problem is that these two goods are not on the earth, but in the subspace near the earth, relying on old Xu’s scum perception , There’s really no way to get these two spare grains out to eat meat. Although it’s not impossible to scratch the space, but in case of a big flood, it’s Moxiluoy...

"Rather than being nonsense with Jasmine, Shenxing, can you send her back to Ying's apartment first? My parents seem to be coming soon, and I always feel that it will be troublesome to explain."

Song Yu, who was finally relieved, stabbed the meat twice with a knife. After not finding other parasites, he shouted to Xu Shenxing.

"makes sense."

Xu Shenxing is not the kind of personality that likes to communicate with people. He usually solves problems by the simplest and most straightforward methods; but now obviously cannot rely on physics to solve problems as usual. After all, even if he is just a pretend boyfriend, beating the girl’s parents is true. It's too much...

Just as Xu Shenxing was about to take Jasmine's shirt and tie her back to Ying's apartment, the doorbell suddenly rang.

Song Yu's face showed a suspicious expression of "Isn't it so fast?"

However, Xu Shenxing took the lead to put down Jasmine after weighing it for a while, walked to the door of the room, and opened it.

As a result, the two people outside the door appeared in front of him.

"It's you!" The middle-aged man outside the door immediately showed a surprised expression when he saw Xu Shenxing.

"Oh, can't it be Yu'er's boyfriend..."

And the middle-aged beautiful woman looked into the house.

The man who looked like Song Yu's dad blushed-it seems that he was trying to give his daughter's boyfriend a predicament before, but he didn't expect that the other party was the guy who saved them.

As a result, the breath was held in his throat, and it was not swallowed, nor was it vomited, it looked like a hippopotamus.

Then, he saw Jasmine who was swaying his legs on the sofa and peeling oranges seriously, and he was suddenly shocked.

"Not only do you live together, but even your **** daughter has a daughter?!"