How Can My Hyakki Yagyo Be So Cute

After the bloody, impassioned (and not) war ended, it was natural that the victor demanded the loot from the loser.

But when Xu Shenxing told the elder Haiwei who was the representative of the defeated team about his purpose, the other party was completely confused.

"That is to say," the elder of Haiwei Renda looked at Xu Shenxing with an incredulous expression: "You come to attack our barbaric country..."

"No, there was no attack, just negotiations. Meeting friends in Yiwu is also part of the negotiations. Don't play if you are unhappy!"

Xu Shenxing corrected his way immediately.

All the wounded Haiwei people almost roared in their hearts: We stepped on horses and didn't play at all. You hit the door, okay!

Even the extraterrestrial minister who is a friend of Xu Shenxing's side is muttering in his heart: Do you have to eat your friends after Yiwu meets your friends... The culture of the earth is terrible, you have to ask Her Majesty to pay attention to keeping the distance...

"Okay, okay..." It was the first time that the Haiwei elder, who was a big boss in his life, encountered such a situation that is better than humans. Finally, he had to grin and cry with a sad face: "You come to our country to make relations and negotiate... …"

When the other party talked about the vibrato here, even Xu Shenxing felt a little heartbroken when he heard it.

"It's his mother for a crystal?"

"Yes, yes." Xu Shenxing nodded hurriedly.

"..."

The Haiwei people on the opposite side all had an expression of "You are teasing us".

This is almost like an alien attacking the earth suddenly, directly ploughing the territory of the United States back and forth with nuclear weapons, and finally telling the other party that they are just coming to the earth to find a nut, and it is still iron...

Conch, you big-headed ghost! A strong man like this who can rub a diamond with a piece of graphite ran to slaughter a bunch of dragons, and finally said that he was only for a piece of crystal, who would believe it!

"It's true that this lord said that our Haiwei people have collected thousands of things, and crystals are as many as the stars in the sky. Even if you say that, we don't know which piece it is!"

In the end, the elder Haiwei had to say with a sad face, as if "the concubine can't do it".

Indeed, even if what Xu Shenxing said is true, he really just came to find a piece of crystal, but Haiwei people naturally like sparkling things. Naturally, crystals will not let go. Which Haiwei people still don’t have one in their treasury. Two million tons of crystals are here.

To find the piece designated by Xu Shenxing from so many crystals, the success rate is about the same as finding a grain of gold in the desert...

"Well, this time..."

Xu Shenxing thought for a while, then looked at the white-haired **** his side: "It's your turn to go."

"Sorry, my clairvoyance is still on CD!"

"The cooling time is slightly longer, hello!"

"In fact, it's the state of'what you are looking for cannot be displayed'."

"Is the clairvoyance of feelings still connected to the Internet?" Xu Shenxing first complained, and then made a suggestion: "But since you have seen the crystal through clairvoyance, can you describe the characteristics with those guys, maybe here? Has anyone seen it?"

"Well, even though I said that, I don't understand what these dragons are saying..."

"Ah, there is still this problem..."

Xu Shenxing suddenly recalled that although this guy possessed clairvoyance, he was still an ordinary earthling. Even if he was proficient in sixteen languages, he wouldn’t be able to use it on another planet. (When she communicated with Karen, Karen uses Chinese).

"It's okay, Jasmine will give her a Buff. Don't worry, you will be able to hear, read, write and speak foreign languages ​​after adding it."

So Xu Shenxing winked at Jasmine.

Jasmine immediately understood, and began to hold the kind of meat that was only found in the original comics, and a great **** jumped up beside the white-haired girl.

"I always feel that there is something wrong with the process of adding Buff!" The white-haired girl couldn't help but scream.

"Probably the style of painting." Qin Xingyan calmly analyzed.

Although that is the case, the language Buff that Jasmine added to the white-haired girl is still quite useful, at least the white-haired girl thinks that she can already hear, read, and write Haiwei language.

Only when the white-haired girl described to the few Haiwei people what the crystals Xu Shenxing was looking for looked like, the expressions of those Haiwei people became more and more subtle.

Xu Shenxing suddenly felt that the game—if they were all at a loss, it would be troublesome.

So when the white-haired girl finished speaking, Xu Shenxing immediately made up his seat and asked them where he had seen the crystal.

The Haiwei people (including the Haiwei people elders) looked at each other, as if they were confirming whether they were wrong, and then they nodded together.

"We have indeed seen this..." The last person who spoke was the elder Haiweiren. He seemed to be distressed about how to call the legendary girl A, and he paused for a while before continuing to say: "The piece that the female monkey said. crystal."

It's just that as soon as his voice fell, the white-haired girl jumped up and gave him a hard blow to the knee.

It's a pity that the scales of the Haiwei people are extremely hard, let alone their bare hands, even if they hold an arrow, the earth people can't get into their knees...

"Really? Where did you see it?"

Xu Shenxing immediately asked with concern.

"On the head of the twelve elders." Haiwei's elder elder said neatly: "To be precise, it is on the forehead. It seems to be a favorite decoration he recently acquired."

"Then where are your twelve elders?"

Xu Shenxing stared at it, trying to find the crystal end of his forehead in the pile of dragons' heads: "No matter whether you are alive or dead, give me a squeal!"

It's a pity that no matter whether it is still lying on the ground, or someone who can barely stand still, there is no piece of the world on the head of any Haiwei person.

So Old Xu's face was pulled down.

"Wait, don't be angry with this god, I haven't finished it yet!"

The elders of Haiwei People's University were so scared that the Dragon King's tune in Journey to the West came out: "Actually, the twelve elders have lost contact not long ago... well, it was during the time you came all the way."

Although he didn't say it clearly, Xu Shenxing immediately understood that the other party didn't mean that the twelve elders had absconded in fear of sin: after all, before this, these guys didn't know the real purpose of Xu Shenxing alone surrounding their entire ethnic group.

I'm afraid that when Xu Shenxing pushed all the way over, he eliminated the twelve elders easily...Although for the Haiwei people, the gap between the elders and ordinary people is still quite large, but under the hands of Old Xu, the power system Those who fail to break out of a world can only be regarded as scum...

But this is troublesome. God knows where the elder is dead. If it's a bit miserable, maybe Old Xu will have to find out the bad luck in Jasmine's stomach...