How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

"Ah, this..."

Xingyun scratched her head, looking confused: "So Sister Hongli said she is not good at drinking, she is not being modest..."

"What do you mean she is not good at drinking? She can't do it at all!"

"Really..."

Hei Xiaoqi shook her head and laughed: "This girl made such a fuss, it seems that today's party should be over.

Well, it is indeed getting dark, Xiaoyun and I should go back."

"As for Xiaoli..."

Hei Xiaoqi frowned, and then suddenly relaxed.

"She probably can't go back to the Fire Department in her current condition...

How about this, Xiaoyang, aren't you going to see our house? It's quite spacious there, why don't you just take Xiaoli to sleep there tonight."

"Oh, is that okay?"

"Don't worry, there's always someone cleaning there. I stayed there for a few days some time ago. You can just go in and rest. It's not a hassle!"

"No, I mean..."

"Okay, okay..."

Hei Xiaoqi stood up and pulled Xingyun up: "That's it, let's end this first, let's go, Xiaoyun, let's go back to the sect..."

"Huh?"

Xingyun was stunned: "No, I want to drink another cup..."

"No, you don't want to!"

Hei Xiaoqi smiled and looked at Xiaohuo: "Xiaohuo can fly us back now without Xiaoli. Right?"

"Of course!"

Xiaohuo showed a proud expression: "Although I am not as good as my mother, I am also learning the Fire Fairy!"

"That's it!"

Hei Xiaoqi added: "Xiaohuo will take us back. How about staying with us tonight?"

"Ah, but what my mother said..."

Xiaohuo was stunned and looked at the drunk Hongli with some worry, but when he saw his father Heiyang next to him, he was relieved instantly: "Oh, I know, Xiaohuo is fine!"

"Then it's decided happily, Xiaoyang, then we'll leave first!"

Hei Xiaoqi was resolute and left as soon as he said: "You two remember to go home early, don't play too late!"

"Huh? Sister Xiaoqi, wine, wine..."

"Hey, take it, take it, take it all!"

Hei Xiaoqi didn't forget to close the door when he left.

Heiyang: "..."

Such idlers were cleared with one click, and there was also the hint given to him by Sister Xiaoqi before she left...

"..."

Heiyang looked at Hongli sleeping like a dead fish, and suddenly covered his face and shook his head: "What? Do I need to be alone with her in this way? Really, Sister Xiaoqi doesn't know anything, she's messing around, it's really incompetent!"

"She thought she was assisting?"

Heiyang lamented: "She doesn't know this is a big trouble!"

Random boss has been refreshed: Drunk Hongli

First form: Sleeping state

"In this mode, Very cute. "

Hei Yang turned his head and looked at Hong Li's rosy face: "The most important thing is that the dead fish eyes are closed, and the long eyelashes match this deceptive face, making her look like a gentle and virtuous beautiful girl...

You can't fool me, you'll be exposed soon!

I have to take her away quickly, otherwise she will enter the third form, which is not good. She was just a little girl back then, but now she is in the foundation building stage. The destructive power, tut tut..."

After thinking about it, Hei Yang stood up and looked at Hong Li with a headache.

"If I carry her on my back, she will feel uncomfortable and I will feel uncomfortable, and there is a risk of being strangled to death.

If I drag her...it won't work either. When she wakes up, I will be killed, and then I will be dragged..."

After thinking about it, Hei Yang sighed, and still put his arm around Hong Li's small waist and easily carried her horizontally.

"It's been years since I've felt this way... Really, why did you drink so much for no reason? I must say something to her when I wake up! Hmm? This is..."

...

Heiyang carried Hongli all night and even drove the Bengshemailiu. He ran a long way in one breath until no one around could see him. Then he breathed a sigh of relief.

"So, only Hei Xiaoqi would think this kind of thing is romantic."

Heiyang looked at Hongli sleeping peacefully in his arms. Her steady breathing blew on his face, bringing a little scent of wine and a girl, and he smiled helplessly.

"How should I put it? If I didn't use the Bengshemailiu, I would have been looked at by people with eyes like "Is this person a pervert?" and "Why don't we report to the police?" Along the way, there would be no romance except embarrassment."

Heiyang sighed and walked towards the place Hei Xiaoqi said. The road became more and more secluded, which also proved that the residence bought by his aunt was a quiet and good place to live.

But this does not mean that it is remote and cheap. On the contrary, it is the most expensive area in Wuxing City.

The reason is simple. It is close to Wuxing Xianzong, with abundant spiritual energy, beautiful environment, and a sense of security. Maybe you can even have the opportunity to join the Xianmen...

I don't know how many ordinary rich people, even casual cultivators, waved their wealth to ask for a piece of land here but failed.

However, my aunt didn't spend much to buy this piece of land. The question is that Hei Xiaolong was already a disciple of Wuxing Sect at that time, and this area was originally a place for Wuxing Sect's disciples' families to live, which was almost half-sold and half-given.

You know, for outsiders, this area may not be bought even if it is bought with spirit stones, and my aunt only used gold and silver in the mortal world at that time. It is obvious that the sect takes care of its disciples.

In order for the disciples to concentrate on their cultivation, the Five Elements Sect spent a lot of thought on those trivial matters!

"so!"

Hei Yang looked at the sleeping Hong Li and educated her with "serious words and sincere words."

"Look at you, everyone has put in so much effort for you to practice well, and with such good learning conditions, do you still have the nerve to say you won't work hard?

How can you sleep at your age? ah? If you don’t practice hard, how will you live forever, get ahead, live happily, and protect your family?

Of course, there is the least critical point, how can Hei Yang win comfortably? hateful! "

"Silly dog——Black Yang!"

Hongli suddenly made a sound, startling Hei Yang. His hands shook and he almost threw Hongli to the ground: "Good guy, second form, have you started talking in your sleep? You are not polite to me even in a dream. Bar?"

"Black Sun——"

Hong Li's voice was a little unclear, but the specific meaning was still understandable: "You deserve to die——"

"Ah, yes, yes."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "Miss Hongli, calm down, we are going to die now."

"you say---"

"Ah, what did I say?"

"Tell me, why did you come to me now... before you came to me!"

"Ah, aren't you stuck in trouble..."

"do you know---"

Hongli suddenly stretched out two arms and waved. Hei Yang lowered his head in response and let the other person wrap his arms around his neck: "Ah, what should I know?"

"do you know……"

In the dream, a glimmer of light suddenly flashed in the corner of Hong Li's eyes: "Do you know how much I miss you! I miss you so much, every day, every day... I miss you... and... I still miss home... ...Thinking of Five Colors City..."

"..."

Hei Yang gently released a hand, wiped away Hongli's tears, and said softly: "I miss you too...I also miss home...well..."

Hei Yang's eyes widened and he looked at the red lips that blocked his mouth. For a moment, it seemed as if the entire world's time had stopped.

On the busy commercial street in the distance, the special spirit stones shone with colorful light. For a moment, Hei Yang was in a trance, feeling as if time and space were out of order, as if he had returned to the ordinary but peaceful modern world of his previous life.

At this time, night falls, the lights begin to turn on, and the twinkling spiritual stones look no different from those neon lights...

However, in his previous life, he had never met such a girl. In his confusion, just by smelling his breath, he completely relaxed and let the girl in his arms completely trust...

"Xiao Li..."

"Black Sun..."

The girl in her arms was still talking in her sleep: "Give me a righteous headbutt!"

"boom!"

"Grass, the third form has appeared!"

"Then, the Judgment Gallows!"

"Grass, neck, neck is going to be broken!"

"Punishing elbow strike!"

"No, no, it won't work there, you will regret it later!"

"Red glass bullets!"

"I probably know what comics you are reading recently... Damn, stop making trouble, ow!"

I know, I know, this is not enough to fill my teeth. First come 10,000 words, and then there will be more. I am coding.

Chapter 127 My chapter names are so long, each chapter has a lot of extra words, it’s so conscientious8!

"call……"

He let go and threw Hongli onto the bed, pulled off his coat, and pulled a quilt to cover her.

In fact, with their current physique, the ordinary cold at night is nothing at all.

But maybe it's a habit that humans develop in infancy. When sleeping, they always like to pull a quilt to cover them. It seems that having such a soft and thin quilt will instantly make them feel safe again.

Although it can't even protect against fists...but it can protect against dirty things!

That's right, just like "no killing in cross-dodge" and "crouching on defense", "ghosts cannot harm the world under the quilt" is correct, objective, pertinent, and unquestionable...

Huh, those lawless evil spirits who like to deliberately play tricks and overturn the theorem in order to express themselves as mavericks and create their own unique personality will not end well!

"Harmful……"

Looking at the sleeping Hong Li, Hei Yang sat by the bed, looked in the mirror, and confirmed that after Hong Li punched him hard in the right eye, he didn't have the scary panda eyes. He couldn't help but breathed a sigh of relief. .

"Huh, huh... don't be angry, don't be angry, the child is still young, just be more careful in the next life..."

Hei Yang looked at Hong Li who was sleeping soundly with an expressionless face, and suddenly felt a little itchy in his hands. They said revenge does not last overnight, so this seemed to be a good time to take revenge!

As for whether the other party will be anxious after waking up, it doesn't matter to her, let's feel comfortable first...

Wait, why are you speaking like a scumbag...

As if feeling Hei Yang's murderous intent, Hong Li suddenly showed a frightened expression on her face. She huddled up into the quilt subconsciously and muttered in a low voice: "Hei Yang, protect me, protect me. There is an assassin, protect me quickly!"

"..."

A tic-tac-toe popped up on Heiyang's head, "Your Majesty Hongli, you are thinking too much, the assassin is here!"

"call……"

Sighing and seeing the "I'm so scared" look on the girl's face, Hei Yang rolled his eyes and lay on his side on the other half of the bed.

"It's okay to be this cute in normal times! I don't have to have high blood pressure all day long...but..."

Hei Yang suddenly smiled: "But if it keeps like this, I won't get used to it. Then I might think that the tough-tongued Xiao Li is cuter...

Well, you can't have both. It would be nice if I could switch between the two forms, hehehe..."