How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

"You plagiarized my idea?!"

"Bullshit!"

Hongli snorted: "How about exchanging conditions? I'll ask you if you dare. Don't hesitate. Five seconds!"

"Ah..."

"Four, three..."

"Done!"

"Satisfying!"

Hongli smiled: "As long as you go first, I'll follow."

"Ah? Why should I go first?"

"You want to argue with me about this, right?"

"Okay, okay, I'll go first, and let you, a dead girl, have a chance."

"Heh."

Hongli stood up and stretched: "Well... In that case, I'll go back to my place to prepare it for you!

I don't know if Xiaohuo misses me after not seeing his mother for a day.

Would you like to give me a ride? I can contact Xiaohuo at the foot of the mountain."

"Hmm..."

Heiyang was stunned and scratched his head: "So, you are ready to go back ?”

“Hmm, how about staying overnight at your place?”

“Um, have you thought about what we should do next?”

“What do you mean?”

Hongli turned around and looked at Heiyang, frowning: “You might as well explain it more clearly.”

“That’s right, after that.”

Heiyang stretched out two fingers and said seriously: “First, we continue to stay in Wuxing City, I will stay by your side to accompany you to study, and we can even settle down here in the future.

Of course, I personally prefer the second option.”

“Tell me more.”

“We…”

Heiyang looked directly at Hongli: “Let’s go home, go back to Wushe City, see our parents, and then continue our previous life, stay in our little world, no one will disturb us, and we will live there in the future, and never separate again!”

Hongli: “!!!”

Dying to death, he sat up in shock, and wrote another short and weak chapter.

Chapter 135 The contradiction between Heiyang and Hongli's ever-increasing good life and their short life span and unwillingness to work hard

"!!!"

Hearing Heiyang's words, Hongli's heart almost slowed down a beat, and her little head was working at high speed. Combining her understanding of Heiyang over the years, this sentence translated into...

"Go back, go back to your hometown to get married and live? The pace is so fast!"

Hongli staggered and almost fell off the bed: "You, are you serious?"

"Ah this..."

Heiyang was stunned at first, and when he saw Hongli's excited expression, he changed his mind and showed a serious expression.

"If you want to, Xiaoli, it's not impossible..."

"No, no, no, no, I mean, let me slow down, I'll think about my thoughts..."

Hongli's pupils dilated and she took deep breaths.

"Ha, ha...

Oh my god, I was confessed yesterday, and it seems like I'm going to be proposed to again today!

These two days are more exciting than my previous 16 years of life combined, or did my life suddenly start to fast forward?"

"Well, if you think this is too sudden, we can get married in a few years, there's no rush."

Heiyang is still outputting: "However, any relationship that is not for the purpose of marriage is hooliganism.

Xiao Li, don't worry, I will definitely marry you home!"

"Who told you this, haven't I shown it clearly enough, I If I don't marry you, who else should I marry? Do I need to emphasize this again and again? "

Hongli curled her lips, pointed at Heiyang, then pointed at herself, with a bit of expectation on her face: "I'm talking about going home..."

"Ah? Don't you want to go home?"

"I really want to go home!"

Hongli sighed, her face calmed down: "But how are you going to solve the many problems in front of you?"

"For example?"

"My parents asked us: Why are you back? Aren't you working hard in the sect?"

"Isn't this simple?"

Heiyang Yang looked like a dead pig that was not afraid of boiling water, staring with dead fish eyes and said: "Just tell the truth, just say that you are tired of it, don't want to play anymore, are not happy outside, and go home to live a lazy life."

"Wow, you..."

Hongli thought about it and uttered a word: "Too stubborn!"

"I think it's okay, my parents will definitely understand."

Heiyang spread his hands: "This way we are happy, and they are relieved to be at home with them, how good."

"Then, what if they feel that we have wasted precious opportunities?"

Hongli put herself in their shoes: "As parents, They definitely hope that their children will have a good future.

Just like when we were little, although we were very reluctant, we were still woken up by them early in the morning to practice martial arts. They are kind mothers and fathers, but sometimes they can become strict!

When that time comes, even if our parents don’t say anything, can we really be lazy and at ease? Will our parents be very disappointed? "

"This..."

Heiyang scratched his head. Hongli was right. For them, hostility and hatred are nothing at all. The two of them will not show any mercy when they start.

On the contrary, the heavy care and love sometimes make people breathless and at a loss.

"Then we will talk about it later. Many things are done first, and then there will be results. At that time, you may not think about anything, and the reasons are made up later. "

Heiyang shook his head: "Accidents are always the natural enemy of leisure, but it is putting the cart before the horse to not pursue what you want just because there may be accidents. "

"But..."

Hong Li wanted to say something else, but was interrupted by Hei Yang who suddenly reacted.

"I said, Hong Mouli..."

"ah……"

Hong Li suddenly had a bad premonition in her heart: "What, what's wrong? Haha, Hei Yang, what are you looking at? What are you looking at me for?"

"are you……"

Hei Yang narrowed his eyes and said in a faint voice: "What are you hiding from me? Why do I feel like you are always looking for excuses?"

"Haha, haha, how could it be? How could I hide something from you? You are too sensitive!"

"That means you don't want to go home or be with me?"

"That's right, I'm hiding something from you!"

Hongli was stunned instantly.

"Wouldn't it be okay if you admit it earlier?"

Hei Yang crossed his arms and looked at Hong Li: "Tell me, what's the matter?"

"That, do you still remember..."

Hongli whispered: "In order to make you train hard, I didn't just write letters, and then I boasted that I was in the foundation-building stage."

"Hmm, that's what happened."

Hei Yang nodded: "Then what? Aren't we in the foundation building period now?"

"But the key is..."

Hongli's voice became softer and quieter: "I have been writing letters home since then. I miss home. You can understand, right?"

"I understand it very well, but what's the point?"

"Then, I don't have to report good news or bad news. I just tell them that I have been practicing hard in the sect and my cultivation has been improving!"

"Good guy, are you reporting good news instead of bad news? You are just spreading rumors!"

Hei Yang was delighted: "Why, you won't keep updating your false cultivation base in the letter, right?

How many levels of foundation building have you updated to? Say it and let me, brother, be happy. "

"The ninth level of Nascent Soul..."

"Uh-huh?"

Hei Yang picked his ears and widened his eyes: "What, what, what, what, you say it again and I'll listen?"

"Fuck, you're deaf!"

Hong Li said angrily: "Ninth level of Nascent Soul! Did you hear that?!"

"Good guy, Sister Hong, you are really good at blowing."

Hei Yang couldn't help but complain: "Why didn't you say that you directly became the leader of the Five Elements Sect?"

Hongli: "I've already been accepted."

Hei Yang: "???"

Hongli: "Later I resigned and gave way to young people."

Hei Yang: "???"

Hongli: "Then, the current plot is that I serve as the supreme elder in the sect, and I practice hard in seclusion, trying to break through the realm...

Well, I don’t know what the state after Nascent Soul is, so I can only use this explanation to get by! "

"Your lies are quite logical!"

"of course."

"Of course you are tall!"

Hei Yang couldn't hold back anymore: "You still look very proud. Why, are you afraid that your lies will be exposed when you go back, so you deceive yourself and others?"

"It's not like I didn't hold it in for a while."

Hongli smiled and said, "What do you think I should do if they ask me when I go back?"

"My suggestion is that long-term pain is worse than short-term pain. Telling the truth is better than anything else."

"No, no, in that case, wouldn't it be a shame?"

"Are you still afraid of being embarrassed in front of your parents?"

"Then what if my parents have already spread the word? My neighbors, my aunts and uncles all know about it, so where can I put my face?"

"Then don't do it!"

"Aha? So my face is just gone?"

"That's right. When I lied, I should have had the consciousness to die if I was exposed."

Hei Yang raised his eyebrows: "However, I have another solution here. Why don't you listen to it?"