How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

"What do you think that is?"

Hei Yang pointed to the cliff on the side and couldn't help but rub his eyes: "I suspect there is something wrong with my eyes and I am seeing hallucinations."

"Clam?"

Hong Li turned around to look, and then showed the same dull expression.

"Cack?"

The spiritual chicken hung upside down on a bulge, looking at Hei Yang and Hong Li below. What a coincidence, they met again!

It’s really not that it did it on purpose, but the broken iron chain on its feet is so annoying. It takes two steps and throws one step away, rolling around and rolling down without paying attention...

Originally, it was a winged creature after all, just a cliff, not worth mentioning...

Unfortunately, the iron chain under his feet was too heavy and he couldn't lift it up, so he fell straight down with it.

Then, it became like this...

The chain was stuck on a bulge, and the spiritual chicken underneath was hanging upside down, dangling...

"Hey! Why are you such a haunting guy?"

Hei Yang couldn't help but yelled: "Give me back my expectations!"

"That's right, that's right, we ended up in this situation. After all, you couldn't resist the temptation and followed Hei Yang's cock into our lives!"

Hong Li echoed: "If it weren't for you, I would still be lying comfortably at home!"

"Cack?"

The spiritual chicken shrank its wings. Can you blame it?

Chapter 14 Let’s go!

"How to say……"

Hei Yang pulled down the spiritual chicken with the iron chain, held both wings of the opponent, and glared at Hongli: "How to deal with this mastermind?"

"Cack!"

The chicken's legs were kicking wildly, and the boss's eyes were wide open. What is the mastermind behind the scenes? This has nothing to do with it at all!

"Do you still have any opinions?"

Hei Yang raised his eyebrows: "It's not the mastermind behind this, it's probably the main culprit."

Spirit Chicken: "..."

Is there any difference?

"My advice……"

Hongli couldn't help but licked her lips: "Look, we are all injured, so we can stew it into soup to replenish our vitality or something. Anyway, that guy Haizi is not a serious person, so there is no need to think about giving the soul chicken to him." He..."

"Indeed, just by hearing his name, you can tell that he is not a serious person!"

Hei Yang nodded in agreement. Although he felt something was wrong, it was not important. What was important was stewing chicken soup!

“Cack!!!!”

The spiritual rooster felt the malicious murderous intent and kicked its legs crazily. It was still young and had not yet had a proper relationship with the rooster. It did not want to die!

"Resist, is resistance useful?"

Hong Li wiped the saliva from the corner of her mouth and looked at Lingji faintly: "It's because you taste so delicious!"

“Cack!!!!”

No! Sister Hong!

…

Beside the corner, the spiritual rooster curled up in a ball and shivered, with most of its feathers ripped out. Hong Li, who was staring at it with a head full of chicken feathers, was approaching it step by step: "Good guy, do you have some skills? No wonder Hei Yang's mother I'm going to chase you with a kitchen knife, but...hey, watch where you go!"

“Cack!!!!”

Lingji suddenly made a "ladder to the clouds", narrowly avoiding Hongli, but a handful of feathers were plucked out, which made those who heard it sad and those who saw it shed tears.

"Ahhhh, you can't just stand there and wait to die!"

Hong Li looked crazy, turned around and shouted: "Heiyang, what are you doing standing there, come and help me catch it!"

"Well……"

Hei Yang stared blankly at the iron chain in his hand, tugged at it, shook it, and then looked at the top of the cliff: "I'm wondering if the two of us cooperate and make this iron chain longer, so that we can climb up or something... …”

"Ah this..."

Hong Li brushed her hair and also showed a thoughtful expression: "Maybe, probably, maybe, okay?"

"You should give me some confidence!"

Hei Yang couldn't help but complain: "Don't use such an uncertain tone!"

"Anyway, I think...it's okay, but..."

Hong Li looked at Hei Yang?

"Um?"

Hei Yang was confused.

"It's just that you were injured more seriously than me..."

Hongli sighed: "After all, you are following me below - I don't want to thank you. After all, division of labor and cooperation are what you should do in the first place!

I just want to say, in your current disabled state, are you sure you won't fall apart at a critical moment? "

Hongli stretched out her hands with suspicion, and stretched out two fingers on each hand to gesture up and down: "Look, if this is you, this is me...

My figure is strong and strong, my strength is as strong as a broken bamboo, my body is as light as a swallow, and I am as graceful as a startling giant!

You are senile, dragging your feet, stumbling, and holding you back.

At the critical moment, you yell: No, my waist is sprained, the old injury has relapsed!

Then my head was full of questions and my mouth was full of fragrance.

In the end, we both fell to the ground and returned to the place where the dream began. "

"Your simulation is really intuitive."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "Then what do you think we should do?"

"What else can be done?"

Hong Li spread her hands and said, "Take some time to recuperate and restore blood. There is also the tiger, which is in the ninth level of physical training. We can't take such a big piece of meat away, but we can't waste it, right?"

"It makes sense."

Hei Yang nodded: "But if this happens, we really won't be able to catch up with the first seven Soul Nights!"

"Climb, if you want to regain your soul, you can do it yourself. I still want to be alive!"

"Cack?"

The spirit chicken quietly poked its head out from the corner and said it wanted to eat the tiger. Does that mean it won't eat it? !

"You are the reserve food!"

"Cluck, cluck..."

...

[Your binder (Hongli) breaks through the seventh level of body refining, and you break through to the seventh level of body refining]

[Successfully opened the seventh level of body refining gift (white), and obtained the skill: Already seen through everything (white)]

Skill: Already seen through everything

Quality: White

Effect: Used on targets at the Qi Refining Stage (including the Qi Refining Stage) and below, you can detect the other party's basic information.

Consumption: None

Cooling down: Five minutes

Introduction: When you detect a string of question marks, you should find a way to escape.

[Your binder (Hongli) has mastered the skill and has seen through everything (white), you have learned this skill]

[You have prescribed the recipe: I want to cultivate immortality, and my magic power is boundless (green)]

Recipe: I want to cultivate immortality, and my magic power is boundless

Quality: Green

Effect: Taking this recipe to refine the pill can ensure that the cultivators at the foundation building stage and below do not need to rest for a month and are full of energy!

Introduction: I am the one who has the most fun tonight!

[Your binder (Heiyang) has learned the recipe, you have learned this recipe]

Name: [Lazy Dog Salty Fish Rescuer]

Bound by: [Heiyang] [Hongli]

Current progress:

Realm: [Seventh level of body forging (gray)]

Skills: [Hong's spearmanship (gray)] [Hei's swordmanship (gray)] [Wind and pull (green)] [Insidious backstab (green)] [Already seen through everything (white)]

Talent: [Little clever ghost (white)]

Recipe: [I want to cultivate immortality, my magic power is boundless (green)]

Item: Very powerful knockout drug (white)

Incentive rewards:

Eighth level of body forging gift (not available)

Ninth level of body forging gift (not available)

First level of Qi refining gift (not available)

………

"I never thought that I would have a day to be a savage..."

Heiyang sighed: "Melted snow as water, more than 20 days of barbecue, ugh..."

"Stop talking nonsense, I can't stay here for a moment!"

Hongli crossed her arms, her face gloomy: "Finally I didn't waste this guy's energy and blood. Your injuries are all healed, right? Hurry up and leave!"

"Speaking of this, I have to say something."

Heiyang pointed at the tiger skin skirt on Hongli's body: "Why do you occupy all the tiger skins? My clothes are also tattered!"

"Hmm?"

Hongli raised her eyebrows: "Can you reorganize your words and think about what nonsense you just said?"

"Oh, okay..."

Heiyang decisively admitted his defeat. Looking at the bent red tassel spear tip tied to the iron chain, he was a little skeptical: "Are you sure this thing can really hold on and won't fall off?"

"Trust me, okay?"

"Step!"

...

"Are you ready?"

"I've brought everything I should bring, and there's nothing else."

"Very good, I'll count to three, two, one..."

"Then run up together..."