How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

"Oh, bah!"

Hong Li looked disdainful: "According to your opinion, the intermission time is over, and you want to start a war again, right?"

"Ha, boring!"

Hei Yang looked sarcastic: "I want to see a river of blood!"

"Crunch, crunch, crunch..."

Hei Yang and Hong Li stood face to face, one looking down and the other looking up. They could even feel each other's breath on their faces. Their teeth were grinding together fiercely. Where their eyes met, electric sparks seemed to pop out!

"ridiculous."

Facing Heiyang's height pressure, Hongli felt a little embarrassed and simply jumped out of bed.

"Hmph, just wait, I am currently in the foundation building period, and I have a recommended disciple quota in my hand, so I will include you in the organization!"

"Oh, I'll go if you pull me, am I stupid?"

Hei Yang retorted: "Isn't it okay if I don't agree?"

"I don't care whether you agree or not!"

Hongli snorted coldly: "When the time comes, I'll call my aunt Xiaolong and so on, and together we'll take you up the mountain to be my wife, and I'll keep you until the sky and the earth don't work!"

Hei Yang: "???"

"A pyramid scheme, right?"

Heiyang's pupils were shaking: "If you don't say anything else, can you guarantee that Xiaolong will definitely listen to you?"

"Heh, he definitely wishes his brother could be by his side!"

Hei Yang: "???"

"It's no use having question marks over your head!"

Hongli snorted coldly: "Since we can't enjoy happiness together, come to hell to accompany me! My good boyfriend!

Eh? Where are my socks? Where did you throw my socks? "

"Oh, that one."

Hei Yang's lips curled up: "Isn't that just in the storage bag I gave you?"

"What the hell, I'm talking about serious socks!"

Hongli gritted her teeth: "Who wants to go out wearing your shameful things!"

"Then I don't know."

"Okay, sister, I won't wear socks anymore, are you satisfied?"

Hong Li put on her shoes directly on her bare feet and glanced at Hei Yang: "Hmph! Wait...what the hell do I have a gun for?"

"promise."

Hei Yang took out the spear from his storage bag and raised the corner of his mouth: "If you want it, come and get it."

"Wow, you must be sick!"

Hongli couldn't help complaining: "You stole all this?"

"Oh, I won't let you take it away, so you can get drunk and stab me, right?"

Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "Hurry up, I want to come and get it myself."

"Oh, if you let me go, I will go there!"

Hongli opened the door: "Sister, I don't want it anymore, you can keep it for yourself!"

"Hey, it's boring."

Hei Yang curled his lips, reached out and threw the spear over: "Hey!"

"Hmm."

Hong Li, who had her back to Hei Yang, raised the corners of her mouth slightly, caught the spear with her backhand, and hung it on her back: "Wouldn't it be better to do this earlier?"

"Ah, yes, yes."

Hei Yang put on his shoes, walked up to Hong Li who deliberately slowed down his pace in two steps, and put the latter's coat on her: "Can I take you to the bottom of the mountain?"

"You can choose not to send it."

"Ah yes yes."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes, but did not stop: "Well, as we said before, I will send the letter back first, and then see what my parents say, okay?"

"You don't need me to give you a reference?"

“I’ll send it to you after I finish writing it, so you can read it first…

Forget it, I’ll just play the video for you while I’m writing. "

"That's okay, it's easier to change it this way."

Hongli's face was expressionless: "Don't forget to give me money. I still owe Xiaoyun a lot of money."

"Even if you forget, I won't forget."

Hei Yang said casually: "When the time comes, you can report the numbers to me, and I will send them to you directly."

"walk slowly!"

Hongli nodded: "Then you can worry about the second and third questions by the way. Needless to say, Po Meng entrusted you with it. It was originally given to you, and I am too lazy to help.

Third, think of a way quickly, don't force me to come over and arrest you! "

"What do you mean that Mrs. Meng entrusted it to me? Now you are beginning to draw a clear line with me again, right?"

Hei Yang showed dissatisfaction: "If I can't finish it, Granny Meng will come and take me away again. Will you die of grief?"

"Okay, okay, everyone takes a step back. I'll help you complete Meng Po's mission first, and then you can think of ways to cultivate immortality. It's fair!"

"Sister Hong, I don't think this is appropriate."

"But I think it makes sense."

"I think it's unfair."

"I think it's only natural."

They chatted casually along the way. Although the two deliberately slowed down their pace, the place they lived was not very far from the Five Elements Mountain, and they reached the foot of the mountain in a short time.

"uh-huh."

Hong Li watched the token in her hand flicker twice and nodded: "Okay, Xiaohuo has replied. Just wait for her to pick me up. You can go back."

"No rush, wait until I watch you rendezvous with her."

Looking up at the top of the mountain, Hei Yang looked calm: "When I went out in the morning, I accidentally found out that as long as disciples of the Five Elements Sect reach the foundation building stage and are promoted to the inner sect, they can apply to live outside the sect for a long time.

So, even if you can't go back for the time being, you can come down and live with me so that we can take care of each other. "

"Oh ho, it was unintentional, right?"

"Don't worry about the details."

"how?"

Hong Li curled her lips and looked at Hei Yang: "You really want to live with me? Huh?"

"That's what you think."

Hei Yang's face didn't change: "Forget it if you don't want to."

"Well, I'll think about it."

Hongli chuckled a little proudly, put her hands behind her head, and looked up at the sky. Occasionally, disciples of the Five Elements Sect appeared in the clouds, which made the two of them look a little dazed.

"By the way..."

Heiyang suddenly said: "When I was in the capital, I met my mother's sister."

"Oh, Aunt Lianlian, right?"

Hongli replied casually: "A very cute girl, very similar to Aunt Yiyi."

"Hmm?"

Heiyang raised his eyebrows: "I don't even remember her, how did you know?"

"It's your own problem, how do I know, she clearly came to our place when she was a child."

Hongli rolled her eyes: "By the way, you said that the reason why I was in a bad mood after getting drunk when I was a child was because of the death of the old lady who sold juice?"

"Death is always a topic that people don't want to mention."

Heiyang said in a flat tone: "Not to mention that it was in your life Sunrise."

"That was my first time to come into contact with the concept of death."

Hongli sighed: "But you have already died once, and your experience in this regard is superior to mine, damn it!"

"If you have such a strong desire to win in your practice, I will be very touched."

Heiyang knew what Hongli meant: "Don't think too much, I said at that time that I would not leave you."

"Men's mouths are deceiving ghosts."

"What's the next sentence?"

"..."

Hongli turned her head and looked up at Heiyang: "Lower."

"Hmm?"

Heiyang raised his eyebrows and leaned forward slightly. There was a warm touch on his cheek instantly. Before he had time to feel it carefully, the girl's lips left like a dragonfly touching the water.

The wind blew across her cheeks, and the kissed area felt a little cool...

"It wasn't mouth-to-mouth, I don't really approve of this."

Heiyang snorted: "Just once, and so fast, who are you trying to fool?"

"Tsk, just be thankful that I didn't give you a slap in the face."

Hongli put down her tiptoes and retorted: "Besides, who knows if you washed your face or not, eh, it's dirty just thinking about it."

"Ah, right, right, right."

"Don't do it here, right."

Hongli looked at the fire in the distance getting closer and closer, and chuckled: "Or you can continue to be in a daze here, anyway, I'm going back.

Really, I've been with you all night and half a day, and you really didn't give me a bite to eat, right?"

"Didn't I feed you a pill and a sip of water?"

"Climb, climb, climb!"

"Got it, I'll pay attention next time, I always give you a chance to grow."

"Then who knows?"

"..."

The wind blew past her ears , the voice of Xiaohuo under her brought Hongli back to her senses: "If she knew that Daddy was coming to send Mom off, Xiaohuo should have spent more time on the road."

"You know a lot."

Hongli glanced at her daughter, looking unhappy: "Do you really want to send your mom away? Aren't you afraid that your mom will be snatched away?"

"No, Daddy looks like a gentle person like Mommy!"

"Hehe, if he hears this, he will think you are scolding him."

"Huh?"

A question mark appeared on Xiaohuo's head, but she didn't think much about it: "By the way, Xiaohuo is a big sister, and Aunt Xiaoyun's little crane egg has a little brother.

Aunt Xiaoyun is so happy, but she wants to dye her little brother's hair blue, the same color as hers, but Sister Xiaoqi persuaded her not to."

"Well, another poor little life was born?"

Hongli nodded, expressionless: "I don't know how many days he can be raised by Xiaoyun..."