How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

[Hongli: I’ll go, it’s so explicit! 】

Hong Li stared at the picture sent by Hei Yang. In the picture, he was holding two thigh bones of different shapes and chasing a group of hijacked bones. The scene was very strange.

[Heiyang: Don't make sarcastic remarks there, come and save me! 】

[Hongli: Sorry to bother you. 】

Shrinking her head, Hongli pretended to be nonchalant and gently knocked on Xingyun's door.

Speaking of Xingyun's house, Hongli had only been here once or twice, but it left a very deep impression on her.

It's not that it's dirty and messy, nor that it's clean, it just...how to put it...gives her a sense of deja vu!

A bed and a table.

Then there was nothing in the house, nothing!

She even opened up the connections between the rooms, saying it would make them appear more spacious...

Why does it need to be so spacious? After all, Xingyun doesn't live in the house very much. Every time he comes to see her, he is in the secret room ten times out of ten.

Although Hongli also knows that the room where most practitioners spend the longest time in their lives is not their home, but a place of cultivation such as a secret room or a cave.

For them, the house is just a place to shelter from the wind and rain, and there is no need to even put up a canopy to protect them from the wind and rain.

There are many monks who do not live in their houses all year round, and the dust accumulates layer after layer. Some even flatten the houses. In their opinion, with this open space, it is better to raise some spiritual animals and plant some spiritual grass.

But Hongli couldn't accept that look. In her opinion, a place just for sleeping couldn't give her the feeling of home.

She loves her home, even if it is not her home. On the first day she was assigned a house, she was uncharacteristically diligent in planning her own little home.

Regardless of whether you can cook or not, the kitchen needs to have study shelves, snack storage, small cabinets, tables, chairs and benches, curtains and mirrors...

Her big bed is soft and comfortable. Just sinking into it makes you feel like falling asleep. There are snacks and comics and water bottles placed on the bedside.

Xiaohuo's little nest made of fluffy cotton was right next to Hongli's bed. As long as the former jumped up, he could grab the edge of the bed and climb up, squeezing in next to his mother.

The Xiaoli flamingo plush toy and the red Xiaoli wood carving are next to each other in the desk, and next to them are some odds and ends...

Speaking of Xiaohuo, Hongli didn't take her with her when she came out, and locked her in the room alone to let her catch up on her sleep. After all, her mother left her spinning and jumping there last night, disturbing the child's rest...

Damn it, just thinking about it makes me angry!

That guy Hei Yang actually wanted her to wear a skirt to show him, how could this be...

Ah, let’s talk about it then, let’s talk about it...

By the way, she doesn’t have a dress in her wardrobe, does she still have to buy it?

No, didn't Hei Yang learn needlework? She asked him to do it with his own hands and deliberately caused trouble for him!

Wait...what is she thinking...

very messy……

Shaking her head, Hongli knocked on Xingyun's door: "Xiaoyun, I, Hongli, am here to pay back the money!"

"..."

No movement.

"Hello? Is Xiaoyun at home? This is Hongli!"

"..."

Still no movement.

"Ah this..."

Hong Li scratched her head: "Maybe he is practicing in the secret room again, strange..."

After thinking about it, Hong Li lifted up her hair, exposed her ears, bent over and put her ears against the door: "Well, there seems to be movement inside..."

But if there was any movement, why didn't Xingyun answer? Could it be that he was attracting thieves? !

Hongli was shocked. Is the thief industry in such a slump now? Does Xingyun’s family all steal?

"Oh, come on, come on..."

Just when Hong Li was thinking, Xing Yun's unclear voice suddenly came out. Hong Li was startled and jumped away from the door. The door handle turned, and a little red face came out from the crack of the door: "Ha, yes, It’s Sister Hongli, come here to play!”

"!!!"

As soon as the door was opened, a smell of alcohol hit her face, almost making Hong Li fall down.

"You, what's going on with you!"

Hongli opened the door suddenly, lifted up Xingyun who was lying limp on the ground with one hand, and fanned it crazily in front of her nose with the other hand. The floor in the room was full of wine bottles. Just one look at it and she knew that Xingyun had been there for the past two days. What did you do!

Hongli's pupils were shaking, she held her breath and rushed into the house, opening the only window of Xingyun's house to ventilate the house.

"Wake up, wake up!"

Hongli shook Xingyun: "Xiaoyun, cheer up!"

"a ha ha ha……"

Xingyun raised her head and glanced at Hongli, her eyes blurred: "Dad, I, I just said I can drink it, hahaha, fill it up for me!"

"OMG……"

Hongli couldn't help but cover her face. Suddenly, she suddenly thought of something: "No, isn't your little Li Huohe just born?!"

A look of horror suddenly appeared on Hong Li's face: "He, he, the child is still alive...?"

"Huh?"

Xingyun tilted his head, then smiled brightly, waved his hand and pointed to the table: "Quack him, quack him, he's fine!"

"God damn it, did you bite your tongue when you were naming the name..."

Hong Li suddenly raised her hand and looked at the table. There was a wine bowl... with a small crane floating on it... her eyes were closed...

Hongli: "..."

Hong Li: "???"

Hongli: "!!!"

"Fuck, kid, hold on!"

Hongli threw Xingyun back to the floor and walked to the table in a sprint.

"Crash!"

The wine in the wine bowl was poured out, and Hong Li took out Xiaoli Flamingo with trembling hands, opened her eyelids, and pressed her little heart with her thumb...

"There's still help!"

Hong Li's eyes lit up, and she lifted Xiao He's feet: "Quick, quick, spit out all the dangerous liquid! Yes, that's it, breathe, and breathe again! Yes, open your mouth, exhale..."

"Gah, quack..."

Xiaoli Huohe made a cry that was very suitable for his name, and spit out the drink. Along with it, there were a few Lihuo flames, which jumped on the floor and ignited along with the alcohol.

Hongli: "..."

Hongli: "Grass!"

Chapter 146 Tsk tsk, desire is really scary

"Well, the soft bed, the unfamiliar ceiling..."

Xingyun slowly opened her eyes, only to feel that her brain was dizzy and very uncomfortable: "Where am I..."

"Oh, you're awake."

A plain voice came from the side: "The operation failed. You still failed to become a boy."

"!!!"

Xingyun sat up suddenly, folded his arms across his chest, his pupils kept enlarging and shrinking in circles, and finally focused, and then he could see the surrounding environment clearly.

"This is... so familiar..."

Xingyun shook his swollen head, always feeling like something wanted to fly out of the Tianling Gai. It took him a long time to come back to his senses: "This is Senior Sister Hongli's home?!"

"Aha, it seems that I have sobered up after drinking. At least my brain can process information normally."

Hongli sighed. The child smelled of alcohol, which made her head hurt: "If you don't wake up, I'm going to give you some sobering soup or something."

"Aunt Xiaoyun will never wake up after drinking mom's hangover soup!"

"Xiao Huo, shut up, is it fun to poke mom's wounds?!"

Hongli was furious: "I told you, that time was just an accident, an accident. I think everyone's first time cooking should be like that!"

"Well, mom said to be an honest child..."

Xiaohuo turned his head guiltily and laughed twice. Seeing his mother's unkind expression, he quickly changed the subject: "Ah, well, it seems that little Gaga is about to wake up too!"

"No matter how many times I hear it, I want to complain about this kid's name."

Hong Li showed her dead fish eyes: "Why does he quack? I thought Xiaoli flamingos chirped, just like you did when you were a child.

Well, is it because of the difference between boys and girls? "

"Well, there is a possibility."

Xiaohuo guessed: "Maybe little Gaga's father is a fire crow or something, so he inherited it?"

"Well, I don't understand your spirit beast world very well."

Hongli exhaled, turned to look at Xingyun, who was still dazed, and waved her palm twice in front of her: "Hey, hey, you've come back to life, don't be in a daze!"

"Ah! Ah!"

Xingyun trembled subconsciously, and then turned her gaze to Hongli: "Senior sister? Why am I here with you? I'm not at home, at home..."

Xingyun seemed to have remembered something, and her voice gradually became quieter. She raised her head, looked at Hong Li, who had a dull face, and said sadly: "I was defeated by the monster named Jiu Shui. I was completely defeated!"

"Do not be discouraged."

Hong Li waved her hand and said with rare comfort: "After all, wine is indeed a terrible thing. There is nothing to be ashamed of losing to it."

"Sister Hongli, do you really think so?"

Xingyun's eyes filled with tears: "Am I not ashamed?"

"Shame on you."

"ah?"

Xingyun almost burst into tears: "But senior sister, didn't you say..."

"I said it's not shameful to lose to wine, but I didn't say it's not shameful for you."

Hong Lixian glanced at her junior sister and pointed to Gaga on the side: "They are all people with children, and they still indulge in alcohol without hesitation. This is simply an irresponsible parent's behavior!

How can you let Xiaoli Huohe grow up healthily and happily like this? Even if he grows up, you will probably turn him into a bad boy! "

"Well……"

Xingyun lowered her head in grievance: "But, I am also a child. I have never been a parent..."

"quack……"

At this time, Gaga also woke up in a daze, but was instantly frightened by the unfamiliar environment around him. He looked around in panic, but when he saw Xingyun, his eyes lit up, and he wanted to crawl out of bed. They went up, but they all ended in failure.

"well."

Hongli sighed, gently lifted Gaga, and handed him to Xingyun: "Nuo, look, this child relies on you so much, you have to take responsibility.

Although I also know that it is already very difficult for you to live by yourself..."

"Ah this..."

Xingyun looked at Xiaohe who was nestled in her arms. She almost woke up from the wine in an instant. She couldn't help but feel a deep sense of guilt in her heart, which turned into determination. She jumped out of bed with Ga Ga in her arms and said in a firm tone: "Senior sister, I I understand, it’s time to take responsibility. Thank you for your teachings. I will go home and throw away all the wine, change my mind and become a mother again!”

"..."

Hong Li didn't know how to complain for a while, but she was right: "But your house is probably burned out, and the wine is probably gone long ago."

"Burn...burn it down..."