How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

"I feel so guilty."

"Hey hey, here comes the chicken soup!"

"Um?"

Izuku was about to pick up the wine glass and drink the wine while licking the dog's words in his ear, but suddenly he heard a sentence that was not very harmonious...

He turned around and saw a pair of young men and women approaching with smiles. The boy was handsome and the girl was cute. For a moment, everyone around him was stunned.

It’s not that they were attracted by their looks. No matter how good-looking their faces are, they will eventually become somewhat immune after seeing them too much. The reason why everyone was stunned was because these two faces looked so familiar!

"Ha, everyone is here."

Hei Yang glanced around and found that most of the people around him were regular guests of the hotel and knew each other. Seeing each other now, it suddenly felt like they were in another world.

"You... you..."

The shop owner's fingers trembled slightly as he pointed at Hei Yang and Hong Li and stammered without speaking.

Chu Linzi, on the other hand, frowned and asked aloud: "Are these two..."

"Oh, the immortal doesn't know something."

The shop owner wiped the cold sweat from his head and moved behind De Linzi: "These two are the young masters of the Hei family and the Hong family. It's just that they should have died in the mountains and forests a few days ago. Could it be that they died in the mountains and forests a few days ago?" …”

The shop owner didn't say anything after that, and all the customers in the shop looked at Hei Yang and Hei Yang with monster eyes. For a while, the temperature of the whole room seemed to drop a bit.

"There's nothing wrong with it."

Izuku shook his head: "I think you have listened to the rumors. In my eyes, these two young men and women are so full of energy that there is no way they could be killed."

"Yes, yes."

Hei Yang took the words, opened the lid of the pot in his arms, and suddenly there was a surge of heat: "We were lucky enough not to die, but to find the spiritual chicken. As soon as we came back, we heard that the immortal was leaving, and we didn't even bother to go home. , I came here to meet the Immortal."

"Do you really mean what you said?"

One guest exclaimed: "So, you two are really alive?"

"Nonsense, didn't you listen to what the immortal said? It must be alive!"

The companion on the side corrected him: "This shows that the second young master black and the second young lady red have their own destiny, and if they survive the catastrophe, they will be blessed later!"

"Ah, this means that they have met the requirements for apprenticeship?"

"Hey, this is wrong. Two people, one pot of soup, how can they all become disciples? There must be only one of them. It also depends on the mood of the immortal."

"One is pretty good too!"

"I really didn't expect that it would be them..."

Everyone's expressions were complicated, including envy, disbelief, and regret...

"oh?"

De Linzi raised his eyebrows and sniffed lightly: "Although this smell is very light, it does taste like chicken...

Bring it to me and let me take a look. If there are no lies or deceptions, my promise to recruit a disciple will naturally not be broken...

If the taste satisfies me, it’s not impossible to accept a pair together..."

Well, after accepting a disciple, he takes him out of the city and feeds it to his tiger.

What a good boy, you escaped with your life, but you still sent me here.

Thinking of this, Chu Linzi's brows relaxed, and a smile appeared on his face again: "Here, bring it over and let me have a taste."

"okay."

Hei Yang approached with a smile, and the delicious smell of the chicken soup became more and more intense. Izuku secreted saliva unconsciously. Hei Yang felt that Hei Yang's movements were too slow, and he couldn't help but put his head out to check...

"Well, not bad...this..."

Seeing the soup in the pot, the smile on De Linzi's face suddenly froze: "Why...it's all chicken feathers!"

"You still want to eat meat, right?"

Hongli looked furious, and lost control of her expression. She suddenly appeared behind De Linzi, held down the other person's head and pushed it into the pot, causing the other person's face to come into close contact with the boiling soup, causing the soup to splash everywhere.

"I let you eat, I let you drink, what is your... name, oh, you big fool, Taoist Priest, right? Drink, give me a drink quickly!"

"Hongli, you remember wrongly. He is clearly called the old madman Taoist Priest."

Hei Yang stopped acting and used the pot to mash the other person's face: "It's just you, it's just you, ah, you made me a savage for more than twenty days, ah?!"

The two suddenly got into an attack, which stunned all the drinkers in the tavern. Their minds were all blank and their heads were buzzing.

What happened and what did they see?

Immortal Izuku Linzi, who was being licked by everyone respectfully, was suddenly pushed into the pot, and in an instant, no trace of his immortal demeanor was left.

For a moment, everyone present felt that they were probably not in a dream, although it was difficult to dream of such a ridiculous scene in a dream.

"Gudududu, uh uh uh, cough cough..."

Debayashi himself was also stunned by the sudden feeding. He choked several times before he realized what had happened. He was frightened and angry for a moment. He no longer cared about his demeanor. His whole body was filled with spiritual energy and he suddenly broke away from the two of them.

"Bah!"

Chu Linzi vomited out a mouth full of chicken feathers and looked at Hei Yang and Hong Li with a ferocious expression: "You, disrespect the immortal master, are seeking your own death!"

After that, he mobilized his spiritual energy to suppress the two of them.

But unexpectedly, the two of them just looked at him calmly.

Hong Li flapped her little hands gently to beat the beat, while Hei Yang voiced over: "That's true, that's true..."

"Huh? You..."

De Linzi's expression changed, and he suddenly felt weak all over. The two people in front of him seemed to have double clones, his brain became confused, and his vision suddenly went dark...

"boom!"

Chu Linzi fell to the ground, his spiritual energy dissipated, and under the exclamations of everyone, he lost his human form!

"Good fellow, it turned out to be a weasel."

Heiyang raised his eyebrows, picked up a stool beside him and hit Chu Linzi!

Chapter 17 My parents are not at home...

"Die for me! Die! Die!"

Heiyang quickly hit Chu Linzi with a stool. It should be said that Chu Linzi is indeed a monster in the Qi Refining Period. An ordinary weasel would have died after being hit by Heiyang. Chu Linzi is quite durable!

But it is good to be durable. It can beat him for a longer time. Heiyang gritted his teeth and scolded him while beating him.

"You dislike chicken feathers, right? I won't even let you eat chicken feathers. What kind of person are you, huh?"

Blood began to seep out of Chu Linzi's body, and the skin and flesh all over his body changed color.

"We ourselves are reluctant to eat the spiritual chicken, and we have been looking at plums all day to quench our thirst. You still want to eat meat?

We are surviving in the wilderness, and you are eating and drinking well here. It's very comfortable, right? Oh, I just saw that you dared to take my seat. I can't take this seat anymore, I can't take it anymore!"

"Ah, this..."

The onlookers have not recovered from the shock of "Heiyang Hongli dared to attack the immortal", and the shock of "the immortal is actually a monster, and a yellow-skinned monster" has stunned them again.

At the moment, Heiyang had a ferocious look of deep hatred on his face. Although no one knew what happened, just looking at Heiyang's ruthless means of attacking the vital points, hiss...

A series of shocks directly made the brains of everyone present freeze. The file content was too large and could not be buffered...

"Hey, hey, be gentle."

Hongli glanced at Heiyang: "Don't kill it before it's your turn. If you can't vent your anger, I will take it out on you."

"I don't care. Anyway, I won't hold back. It depends on its own luck."

Heiyang snorted coldly, and the speed of his hands even increased, breaking several benches "I let you become an immortal, I let you eat chicken, I let you spread false news to me, I let you... I let you pollute my vision!"

"Hehe, you are suffering from lack of education, and you have started to make excuses."

Hongli curled her lips in disdain, but turned her head to look at the forest on the ground, and tilted her head: "Okay, my problem is that it pollutes my vision."

"This, that..."

The shop owner came over tremblingly: "Miss Hong Er, what is going on? I am afraid I am not in a dream?"

"What are you afraid of in a dream?"

Hongli glanced at him.

"What if it's not a dream?"

"Then there's even less need to be afraid. Didn't you see that guy has been subdued by us?"

"Uh..."

The shop owner took a sneak peek and immediately turned his head away. The scene was too bloody, so he nodded with difficulty: "Yes, subdued, subdued!"

"Don't say anything."

Hongli stretched out her hand: "Is there anything to drink? I've suffered so much these days...

My parents will definitely feel bad if they know, wuwuwu..."

"Ah this..."

"Ah this what this!"

Hongli immediately stopped crying: "I said I wanted to drink, drink, it's not like I won't pay..."

"Oh, oh, that's right..."

The shop owner reacted and quickly picked up the wine jar beside him, specially changed a new cup, and handed it to Hongli: "Miss Hong Er, please have..."

"Hmm?"

Hongli frowned, and the shop owner's heart "clicked", it was bad, he forgot something in the excitement.

"Ah, here, drink, juice!"

The waiter came out from nowhere and handed the juice in his hand to Hongli: "Here!"

"This is better."

Hongli took the juice, drank it happily, and showed a happy smile on her face: "Boss, you are so forgetful, you even want to force me to drink..."

"Ah, this, you can't say that!"

The shop owner was sweating.

"Is it done?"

Hongli waved at Heiyang: "Is it my turn?"

"Wait, wait, I'll give it two more hard hits, so that he won't take the opportunity to escape!"

"Crawl, its legs are broken, you let it use its head to escape!"

"That makes sense, I'll give it two more hits on the head!"

"You special..."

"That..."

A voice suddenly interrupted, and the two looked in the direction of the voice, but saw the head of the Huang family with a complicated expression.

"Uncle Huang, is there anything wrong?"

"Xiaoyang... and Xiaoli..."

The head of the Huang family looked at the two people who were about the same age as his children, with pain, love, admiration, anger in his eyes - in short, it was a dense fan-shaped diagram!

The head of the Huang family trembled slightly: "Can you... let me have a few hits..."

"Ah? Do you have a grudge against it too?"

"It emptied half of my Huang family's assets. Seventeen people in the whole family, including my two biological children, died in the forest because of it..."

The head of the Huang family could no longer hold back, tears streaming down his face: "Is it wrong to want your son to be successful? Is this a punishment for greed?"

"Ah this..."