How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

Lu Jiu nodded in agreement: "If you don't enter the tiger's den, you won't get the tiger's cubs!"

"The ruins have been surrounded by people from the Five Elements Sect and the Juanlang Sect."

Ding Bu waved his hand helplessly: "Now that they have closed down the place, let alone us, even ordinary casual cultivators, or surrounding sects such as Yaowang Valley and Wuliang Sword Sect, it is already too late to rush over after getting the news. "

"Ah this..."

Duanmu Qiaofeng and Lu Jiu were disappointed: "Senior Brother, why did you say it?"

"Because what comes next is the point..."

Ding Bu smiled proudly: "It is for this reason that the Five Elements Sect closed the mountain. The relationship between the two sects is now very tense.

As long as we attack the disciples of the Five Elements Sect during this period, we can easily blame the Juanlang Sect. "

"Senior brother means..."

Duanmu Qiaofeng suddenly understood, and her eyes lit up: "We provoke disputes between them, and then let them bite each other..."

"After that, take advantage of the chaos to do something..."

Lu Jiu added: "Not only can I hunt those Qi Luck disciples, but I can also hurt both sects...

If you're lucky, you can even get a share of the Nascent Soul ruins..."

"Yes, that's why I asked you to call them over."

Ding Bu smiled and pointed at the six Hu Tiantu people: "The next focus will be on the Five Elements Sect.

Even if they seal the mountain, they can't completely cut off contact with the outside world, as long as they can successfully anger them..."

"So, why do they think that as long as they provoke, both sides will explode."

Hong Li spread her hands speechlessly: "Can't both parties be alert instantly, stop and work together to kick out the troublemaker first?"

"Then who can tell clearly? Don't ask me, I don't know either."

Hei Yangxian glanced at Hong Li: "Besides, I'm too lazy to think about what will happen. If it really comes to that point, at worst, you can just file a complaint. Nothing will happen to us."

"Well, that's right..."

Hongli nodded, raised her hands, and stretched a lot: "Yeah... Well, let's finish it quickly. Finish it early and go home early. Eh? What are you looking at?"

"Ah, well, it's up to you..."

Hei Yang looked away with a guilty conscience, his heart pounding: "It's just, um, it's pretty good-looking."

"Huh?"

"Ahem, keep listening, keep listening..."

"Well……"

Hong Li frowned, sensing something was wrong with Hei Yang.

"Senior Brother's plan is really brilliant!"

Lu Jiu echoed: "As long as the water is muddied, we, the Tianmen disciples, can benefit from it."

"Yes, this situation where both sides are suspicious of each other is the most suitable for us!"

After a pause, Duanmu Qiaofeng looked at Hu Tiantu and others, and said in a cold voice: "Did you all hear clearly just now?"

"Listen clearly!"*6

"Well, in this case, do you know what to do?"

"I know what to do!"*6

"Ah, very good."

Duanmu Qiaofeng nodded with satisfaction: "Then someone can tell me what to do. You don't have to say it all at once. Just raise your hand first and I'll call your name."

six people:"……"

Wow, it looks like there are ants crawling on the ground, it’s really wonderful!

Duanmu Qiaofeng: "???"

"Grass."

Hei Yang suddenly cursed, causing Hong Li to turn her head and look sideways: "Huh?"

"It's okay, it's just..."

Hei Yang couldn't help but smile: "Suddenly I remembered that my student days were both carefree and fun."

"Aha, it seems you had fun times before."

Hong Li rolled her eyes: "But I'm not in the happy hour, so bad review."

"Uh-huh, actually it wasn't very happy. I feel happy now when I think about it, but I didn't feel happy at the time."

The corner of Hei Yang's mouth twitched, and he suddenly gave an example: "Just like the day Brother Butian was attacked and fainted, if you think back to the improvisation we had at that time, don't you think it was quite fun..."

"then……"

Hong Li raised her head, her eyes moved upward, and the memory reappeared in her mind: "Well, I remember..."

Chirping, chirping, chirping...

The character in his mind backed away crazily, muttering an unknown language, and then suddenly focused on Hongli herself: "Woo woo woo, I, I won't marry him unless I am!"

"Grass!"

Hongli suddenly covered her face: "Now think about it, I was like a stupid dog at that time, how could I be so stupid!"

"Tsk, be more confident."

Hei Yang said happily: "You are still a stupid dog now."

"Climb, climb, climb!"

Hongli gritted her teeth: “Not only did we fail to achieve our predetermined goal, but we were eventually kidnapped.

Even if he was taken away, he still got engaged to you out of nowhere, what the hell!

Oh, by the way, I suddenly remembered that you bit me when I got on the airship, bit..."

After a pause, Hongli's little face turned rosy with anger and said, "So, to be honest, you were already interested in me at that time!

No, maybe it can be traced back even further, for example, your sixteenth birthday, your fifteenth birthday, your fourteenth birthday..."

"Stop, stop, stop."

Hei Yang waved his hand quickly: "Sister, if you go back any further, I will be arrested and put in jail, okay?"

"I think you should go to jail."

Hongli snorted, stroking her chin and thinking carefully: "Thinking about it this way, the engagement at that time might have been a conspiracy you had planned for a long time. In order to trap the naive little Hongli, the cunning Heiyang arranged everything... Hiss, it's too scary, too scary, I don't dare to think about it!"

"Ah, right, right."

Heiyang rolled his eyes: "I am as smart as a demon, everything is planned by me, are you satisfied?"

"It's true!"

Hongli shouted loudly, with a sad face: "Because you have already got it, you just confessed without mercy? It's really, really hateful! But, poor Hongli, can't get out, can't escape, wuwuwu..."

Heiyang: "..."

Hongli: "..."

Heiyang: "There are a lot of dramas."

Hongli: "Tsk, what do you care, just cooperate obediently."

"It's true , they don't know what to do, they just say it sounds good, right! "

Duanmu Qiaofeng snorted coldly and looked at Ding Bu: "Brother, tell them what to do!"

Ding Bu: "? ? ? "

"Just..."

Ding Bu scratched his head, looked at everyone, frowned and pondered: "Just, center around the Five Elements Sect, and then... then, um, center around the Five Elements Sect!"

Duanmu Qiaofeng: "..."

"Well said!"

Heiyang likes to watch the fun and likes to support those embarrassing scenes. He manipulated Hu Tiantu to flatter him immediately: "You are worthy of being my uncle. After a few words, I was enlightened and heard it like thunder..."

"Ah, yes, yes."

"Yes, yes, yes, you are right!"

Sure enough, the facts prove that Jiayi and Tongshang have strong charm no matter which world they are in!

Hearing Hu Tiantu taking the lead in praising, the other five people quickly agreed and rushed to display their talents and flatter the second time, while Hu Tiantu quietly stepped back and left after the matter was done...

"Enough! What's good or bad!"

Duanmu Qiaofeng suddenly stopped and gritted her teeth and said: "Senior brother, uh, senior brother's method is certainly acceptable!

But, does anyone have a different method?

Oh? Lu Jiu, do you have any good ideas?"

"Uh, I think..."

Lu Jiu nodded and gestured quietly: "Why, can't we change our thinking?"

"Hmm?"

"How to change?"

"Since we can't go directly to those Five Elements Sect disciples, but we can let them come to us!"

Lu Jiu raised his eyebrows: "For example, start with the families of those disciples..."

Hei Yang: "???"

Hong Li: "???"

Chapter 168 Hong Li: No - Hei Yang will be dirty!!! (Sad voice)

"Family?"

Duanmu Qiaofeng and Ding Bu looked shocked, obviously by Lu Jiu's shocking words.

Well, don't get me wrong, they don't care about the rules of the underworld that don't harm family members, the reason why their faces changed drastically...

Because the people in the room can't even make up a pair of parents!

Ahem, I'm not scolding people, I'm being realistic, ahem, anyway...

Ahem, Duanmu Qiaofeng and Ding Bu don't really understand what Lu Jiu said.

"So..."

Duanmu Qiaofeng frowned and said in confusion: "Take action against the families of those disciples, and then what?"

"Hmm? I'm also curious, what do you mean by this, Junior Brother?"

Ding Bu frowned and said: "Take action against the families of the disciples, and you can strike down the Five Elements Sect? I think this idea is too idealistic!"

"Indeed!"

Duanmu Qiaofeng nodded: "The Five Elements Sect is a sect of cultivation, and it's fine to take care of the disciples' families in the secular world, but how can they pay attention to them like a nanny?"

"Oh, you all misunderstood!"

Lu Jiu He waved his hands, shook his head, and pointed a finger: "What I mean is, use the families of those disciples to deal with the disciples, and then achieve the goal of dealing with their sects!"

"Uh..."

Duanmu Qiaofeng and Ding Bu looked at each other, puzzled: "Will this... work?"

Lu Jiu: "???"

"No..."

Lu Jiu felt as if he was not on the same channel with his two senior brothers and sisters. He rubbed his eyebrows, organized his words, and looked at Ding Bu: "Let me ask you this, senior brother, if I kidnapped your father to threaten you..."