How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

One of them agreed without hesitation, and the other one, well, when the teacher asked Qi to memorize the text in class, there was always someone who was lip-syncing to the loud voices of the classmates, and it was just a joke!

"Good guy..."

The corner of Hei Yang's mouth twitched: "There is also a special make-up lesson session..."

Hongli: "!!!"

"What does the old woman want to do?"

Hongli's pupils were shaking: "Could it be, could it be...

no! Black sun! Disconnect quickly! Otherwise you will get dirty! Do you want it? "

"Ah this..."

Chapter 169 When the person who pops out of the screen is not your wife, but the netizen who is confronting you...

"Huh, it's up to you!"

Duanmu Qiaofeng placed the prepared pots, pans, ingredients and other ingredients in front of Hu Tiantu and Hu Tianen, and said with a smile: "For all these years, you two brothers are the ones who cook the most to my liking.

Well, this is this month’s Snow Mountain Flying Pigeon. From now on, your specialty stew will still be yours every night. Well, the old rule is, you don’t need too much at one time, just know it well! "

Hu Tianen: "Yes! Master, don't worry, my brother and I will definitely try our best!"

Hu Tiantu: "Ah! Yes!"

"Hey! What? That's it!"

Hongli's eyes appeared from between the fingers of her two hands, staring wide open.

"Oh, you just hired these two apprentices to cook for you, right? You're a personal chef, right? What the hell!"

"Well……"

Hei Yang looked at Hong Li's eyes, which were seven parts angry, one part shocked, one part confused, and one part disappointed. He couldn't help but complain: "Teacher Hong Li, can I share with you what was in your mind just now?" ?"

"You're so good at making sarcastic remarks!"

Hongli couldn't help shouting: "She asked you to cook for her! You haven't even done it for me, how can you cook it for her first! Don't do it!"

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang scratched his head: "But Hu Tiantu is the one cooking, not me."

Isn't this the kind of business game where you control the characters to cook, and then...uh...Daddy's Burgers?

"No, no, no, just no!"

Hong Li crossed her arms and refused: "You can obviously change it to the trustee of the inner demon!"

"Ah, that's what I was planning to do."

Hei Yang spread his hands and said speechlessly: "After all, who would have nothing to do, cooking and playing for others.

But having said that, judging from Duanmu Qiaofeng’s tone, these two brothers are still great chefs. How about you learn from them secretly? "

"don't want."

Hongli curled her lips: "I don't want to imitate others, my food is unique, the kind that works specifically for you!"

"It sounds a little scary..."

The corner of Hei Yang's mouth twitched, he scratched his head, and took out the soul poison he had collected before from the storage bag. He shook his head with some pity: "It's a pity that this thing can't be sent directly, otherwise I will add some ingredients to her."

"Hey, as long as you want to do something, persevere and work hard, there is nothing you can't do!"

Hongli clenched her fists: "Didn't she say that the next meals will be cooked by these two brothers? In other words, you have plenty of time to deliver this thing to them and then add ingredients to her.

Well, in order not to attract her attention, I think I should only add a little bit at a time. If it accumulates, it will explode when the time comes. Jiejiejiejiejie..."

"I started with inspirational chicken soup, and ended up talking about this kind of villain speech, right?"

Hei Yang couldn't help but complain: "Also, if you ask me, why can't you add the entire dose to her at once? Wouldn't it be easier and faster?

Like you said, if you add a little bit each time, what if it arouses the other party's alert and falls short after being discovered? "

"Oh, don't you understand?"

Hong Li stretched out two fingers and explained with a serious look: "As the saying goes, long-term pain is not as good as short-term pain. One-time pain is too cheap for her, right?

Haven't you heard? She has been eating the food of the two brothers for who knows how many years, and her vigilance has been greatly reduced. Even if she feels that something is wrong with her, she probably just associates it with other places.

If it were you, you wouldn't have thought that your disciple would have poison that could threaten you, and you would feed her it on time, right?

Besides, the attack is all about taking the enemy by surprise. Wouldn't it be more effective to wait until the critical moment to explode than to explode directly at that moment?

If it breaks out directly at that time, it may alert the snake. If it happens at a critical moment... tsk tsk, this is what you call a time bomb. The sword that has not been lowered is even more bluffing! "

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang scratched his head: "You always have more energy when it comes to harming people."

"whispering sound."

"Come on!"

Duanmu Qiaofeng smiled and waved to the two brothers: "Well, although Master is still beautiful, he cannot let down his guard.

This snow-capped mountain flying pigeon is good at anti-aging, beautifying and enlarging breasts, well, you can do it all, and you two are the only ones who can make it to my liking! "

Hu Tianen: “It’s a great honor!”

Hu Tiantu: "Uh-huh!"

"Oh ho?"

Hei Yang raised his eyebrows and looked at Hong Li with a scrutinizing gaze: "Nursing beauty...ahem, hehe?"

Hongli: "!!!"

"What a big guy you are!"

Hong Li's brain was trembling, she crossed her arms with a wary expression, and looked at Hei Yang with a flushed face: "It's not what you think, I just think the pigeon soup tastes good, so... um!"

Hei Yang: "Hey hehe~~"

"What the hell! I..."

Hong Li looked at Hei Yang's expression and couldn't help but gnashed her teeth: "Don't smile silly again! Don't look at me like that again!"

Hei Yang: "Hey hehe~~"

Hongli: "!!!"

"Grass!"

Hongli couldn't hold it any longer and broke the jar directly: "Ah! Yes! It's just what you thought! So what! Huh?!"

"Eh...ahem...I mean..."

Seeing Hongli's bulging look about to explode, Hei Yang sneered and comforted in a low voice: "Actually, I think it's okay, and it's not too small..."

"real?!"

Hong Li raised her head suddenly and reacted instantly, her eyes were weak: "Bah! I want you to take care of it!"

"Why can't I take care of it!"

Hei Yang looked unhappy.

"Ah, this seems to be the case..."

Hongli nodded subconsciously, and her whole body froze: "What the hell are you, what the hell are you... Huhu, you are going to make me mad!"

"Ahem, calm down."

Hei Yang tried to straighten the corners of his mouth, but couldn't hold it back: "Well, let's be honest, you are like this, um, it's good, it's really okay..."

"Bah, bah, bah! Do you think I will be happy when I hear you say that? Just dream!"

Hongli directly covered her ears and closed her eyes: "Don't bring it up again, this topic is over!"

"Ah, okay, okay."

Hei Yang curled his lips, looked at Hong Li, and suddenly sighed: "To be honest, I still feel uncomfortable even though we are separated by a screen. I still want to see you break through the defense in front of me, and you will be more accomplished. feel."

"Oh, if I were in front of you, I would poke a hole in your head right now."

Hong Li rolled her eyes: "You only have a screen protector to dance with me here."

"Hey, the fire thinks the bottom of the pot is protecting the water."

Hei Yang showed no sign of weakness: "If you don't accept reality, just touch it."

"Then I can't get out."

Hong Li snorted softly: "When the seal is lifted, I have to show you some color after the seal is lifted."

"We'll see."

Hei Yang retorted, and his consciousness left Hu Tiantu. At the same time, a strange light suddenly flashed in the eyes of a confused boy. He looked at the seven people around him, nodded to each other, and walked outside.

"For a group of Qi refining stages, it will be a bit difficult to arrange the remaining five foundation building stages for the time being."

Sitting cross-legged on the bed, Hong Li analyzed casually: "So, are we going to arrange other Qi refining periods next?"

"Hey, you still understand me."

Hei Yang showed a funny expression: "These disciples in the Qi refining stage usually have their own social circle, so it is easier for them to start a fight.

First, refine the energy to surround and build the foundation, and then arrange the three golden elixirs.

Hehe, if you attack me, no one can escape. "

[Red glass teleports to destroy mushrooms*1]

[Hongli: Fire support from good brothers. 】

[Hongli: If you lose, just put the mushroom and teleport, and let your sister protect you. 】

【Heiyang has received】

[Heiyang: Thanks to Xiaoli for the bomb! Having fun? It must not be possible! 】

[Hei Yang: Let me show you what it means to be as steady as an old dog! 】

[Hongli: Ahem, I have seen this "dog" thing many times. You don't need to demonstrate it to me again. 】

[Hei Yang:...]

"Hey, let me tell you, I only told you this matter..."

"What? It's mysterious..."

"Oh, didn't you know it when you came? Can I still harm you?"

"That's not the case. I can still trust your character..."

A Qi Refining Stage disciple followed his former friend and walked forward while talking nonsense: "I said, is this getting more and more remote?"

"Nonsense, if it's not remote enough, what's the point of keeping it secret?"

The disciple leading the way said indifferently: "Whether love comes or not, it's true. I've never seen a guy like you. This is the first time I've seen someone give benefits to others and you have to beg you to go. It's so outrageous!"

"Hey, don't mind me."

After being scolded, the disciple behind him felt relieved and said with an apologetic smile: "I've been a little nervous lately!"

"makes sense."

The disciple leading the way suddenly stopped, sighed, and looked at the disciple behind him: "I hope you are not allergic to other things."

"ah?"

The disciple behind him was stunned for a moment, suddenly having an unknown premonition in his heart, and subconsciously took two steps back, only to bump into a strong chest.

"Ah this..."

The disciple turned his head stiffly. Behind him, seven big men were looking at him with their arms folded.

"ah---"

The screams stopped suddenly, and under the shadow of the night sky, the inner demon quietly entered the body.