How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

"Hey, I haven't even married into your family yet, and the domestic violence started."

Hongli snorted coldly: "I don't even dare to think about what will happen if I really marry you."

"I don't see what you don't dare to think about, asking questions like the underworld..."

Hei Yang sighed: "Okay, okay, don't you have to fight tomorrow? Go to bed early and be in good spirits tomorrow."

"Hey, why didn't you let me rest early just now?"

Hongli snorted coldly: "Sure enough, you will abandon me after you are happy, right, you damn heartless man!

Besides, we are already in the foundation building stage and still sleeping every night, so it’s probably just our family, right? "

Having said this, Hong Li was stunned for a moment, stretched out her head to look at Xiao Huo next to her, and found that the handkerchief had moved slightly downward.

After thinking about it, I guess it made the child feel uncomfortable breathing. He gently opened the handkerchief and put it back on the bedside.

"Believe it or not, if I open the curtains now, you will see the bright lights outside. The playful ones are still laughing and joking like during the day, the diligent ones are still practicing hard, and only the lazy dogs are yawning and trying to sleep now."

"no way."

Hei Yang spread his hands: "Eating and sleeping are two of the great pleasures in life. If you don't sleep because you are energetic in practicing, and you don't eat when you can swallow spiritual energy, you will miss out on these two great pleasures, and practice will become a torture."

"Correct, direct, pertinent, to the point, straight to the point..."

Hongli nodded in agreement: "So, on this beautiful night, just you and me, don't you think about doing something?"

"For example?"

Hei Yang asked tentatively: "Shall I tell you a story to make you sleep?"

"Climb crawl, you think I'm still seven or eight years old!"

Hongli covered her face helplessly: "But it's almost the same, just chatting. Listening to your voice always makes it easy to fall asleep."

"Aren't we just chatting?"

Hei Yang said casually: "What else do you mean? I mean it, right? Do you feel bored listening to me?"

"how come!"

Hongli couldn't help but retorted: "Listening to someone talking and slowly falling asleep next to him, doesn't it just prove that this person makes me feel at ease?

I'm complimenting you. It means your voice can easily bring people a sense of security and help them sleep with peace of mind. "

"If you say so..."

Hei Yang pondered: "Then the math teacher must be a very secure profession. If you listen to him, the students will always fall asleep quickly.

Well, to extend it a bit, teaching is a profession that makes people feel very secure! "

"is that so?"

"Trust my logic. When did the things I analyzed for you go wrong?"

"Is there a possibility that I don't know if it was a mistake, which led to a mistake that lasted so many years?"

"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"

"..."

"..."

The sound gradually became quieter and finally turned into a steady sound of breathing.

"..."

Xiao Huo quietly turned over...

Chapter 180 King Magikarp used water splash, and the wild Gyarados fell!

"Teng!"

The Lingshi headlight suddenly shone on Lu Jiu's face, making his eyes shine brightly.

"boom!"

Ding Bu slammed the table, his voice extremely serious: "Tell me! Why has it taken so long and there is no progress!"

"Ah this, that, I..."

There were beads of sweat on Lu Jiu's forehead, and he looked at Duanmu Qiaofeng as if asking for help: "Senior sister, please help me explain to senior brother!"

"ah……"

Duanmu Qiaofeng covered her mouth and yawned loudly, tears escaping her eyes uncontrollably: "What's the explanation? My sister has been in a bad mood in the past few days and has no time to talk to you.

Hurry up and tell your senior brother what you have done these days...haha...yawn...hurry up and explain to your senior brother, otherwise, you will be punished according to the sect rules. "

"Ah, this is punishment according to the sect's rules, please don't..."

Lu Jiu's voice was trembling. There were many so-called punishments in the sect's rules, but there was almost only one method of punishment - punishing one's luck.

That's right, those who are punished need to contribute their luck. Before, they contributed it to the sect, but now, they have to contribute it to these two senior brothers and sisters...

You know, even if Tianmen’s various spells and magical powers are powerful, they almost all require luck. If luck is not enough, just activating the spiritual energy will make him lose all his strength!

Not to mention, after losing luck, the whole person's future fortune will also be reduced, it will be more difficult to advance to the realm, and there may be disaster...

Why were the rules so strict before Suan Tianmen?

There is a sect rule that says that a whistleblower who points out someone else's fault can share 30% of the punishment's luck reduction. This is much easier than going out to hunt for luck!

The whole sect is like a hunting ground for bounty hunters. They are careful about this and that all day long. Every day is a storm of Infernal Affairs.

Perhaps this was the reason why the Tianmen people had developed excellent anti-reconnaissance methods, so they could not be discovered for so long.

But again, forget about the unity between the sects. Everyone either cooperates temporarily or goes their separate ways, and the atmosphere is extremely tense.

It seems that the reason why the sect's secrets were leaked in the first place was because a certain elder used power for personal gain and fell in love with a certain disciple who had great luck. He wanted to find a reason to punish the other person and rob the other person of his luck.

Unexpectedly, the originally foolproof plan turned out to be a big deal because the disciple exploded on the spot and yelled the slogan "Don't bully the poor young man". He directly killed the elder and betrayed the sect. In the end, a series of pulls made the matter worse...

Of course, even Lu Jiu, who was in the golden elixir stage, was not sure what the specific reason was. Most of what he heard were rumors, and the real situation could not be calculated at all.

But he doesn't need to know too much, it's enough to know that he won't explode.

Lu Jiu nodded decisively and admitted his mistake: "I'm sorry for your trust, senior brother. However, according to the reports of the disciples who were sent there, during this period, elders from the Five Elements Sect have been inspecting the houses in the family area to confirm their safety. Then I am serious There is no way!

Think about it, with our current strength, if we were to face the Five Elements Sect head-on, we would almost have no choice but to run away! "

"Well, that's indeed true..."

Ding Bu nodded and calmed down his anger slightly, but he still had a sullen face: "But I'm not asking you to catch the disciples of the Five Elements Sect, but just an ordinary mortal with a family member, something like an ant, and you have to spend so much time? "

"But it's only been eight days!"

"One week is not long enough!"

Ding Bu said angrily: "You are just trying to figure out the Tianmen Golden Core stage, and you are planning something that would make ordinary people shrink back. How can you say that you still have to drag it out for a year?

Or maybe there's no one living there at all, and you're just being lazy? ! "

"There are indeed people living there. Senior brother must not accuse me of this unfairly!"

Lu Jiu explained anxiously: "It's just that the disciples said that the other party was very cautious and did not reveal any information about themselves!"

"Humph, how is this possible!"

Ding Bu snorted coldly, with a look of disbelief on his face: "Even if you don't know the other person's name, birthday, or other things, can't you still see the other person's appearance and gender from a distance?

Combined with the position and the interpersonal relationship of the other party, isn't it easy to calculate the other party's information? "

"this……"

Lu Jiu almost lowered his head under the table: "The disciples said that they couldn't see that guy's appearance and gender..."

Ding Bu: "???"

"No, I said..."

Ding Bu laughed angrily: "You knew there was someone there, but you told me that you didn't even know what the person looked like or their gender. How did you come to the conclusion that there was someone inside? Did you dream about it? ?”

"No, the disciples said..."

Lu Jiu squatted under the chair and whispered: "That guy's whole body was shrouded in black shadows. He could only vaguely see his eyes and mouth. His voice was indistinguishable from male to female, and he occasionally showed a weird smile..."

"You can't even see people's faces clearly, and you still smile weirdly?!"

"This is all..."

Lu Jiu said aggrievedly: "It's all what the disciples said. I also questioned them separately, and all I got was this result. They can't be colluding together, right?"

"This is impossible!"

Ding Bu snorted coldly: "My disciples will never be lazy, don't blame others!"

"Don't look at me, I don't know anything."

Duanmu Qiaofeng was about to lie down on the table: "Well, I'm so sleepy. What's going on recently? I can't get enough energy. Maybe it's because I lack luck...

Well, junior brother, just admit that you don't take things seriously. Now, senior sister, yawn... I'm thinking about your luck so hard! "

"No, no, it's impossible!"

Lu Jiu waved his hands quickly and suddenly said loudly: "I know, Hei Xiaolong must be worried about his family and gave him some spiritual weapon to hide his figure. After all, the other party is now the direct descendant of the Water Minister of the Five Elements Sect. It is normal for him to be richer, right? !”

"I don't care whether they are there or not."

Ding Bu waved his hand, stretched out a finger, and gave an ultimatum: "One day, twenty-four hours, this is your last deadline. If you still can't catch that guy, just follow the rules!"

"But……"

"There is no but, it must be completed! To avoid long nights and dreams, and another accident!"

"Okay... okay..."

Lu Jiu lowered his head and sighed.

If he didn't have to, he really didn't want to take action personally. After all, it was the territory of the Five Elements Sect.

But looking at the situation, it’s impossible not to go...

…

"One hundred victories, as long as seven games are lost, it means failure."

Hong Li muttered and slowly walked into the martial arts competition hall. However, the martial arts competition hall seemed a bit quiet today?

"Um?"

Hongli frowned, raised her head and looked to the left and right, only to see a disciple of the Five Elements Sect exuding a powerful aura looking at her eagerly.

Not only the Fire Department disciples, but also the Five Elements and Five Departments seem to be present, and all of them are in the Foundation Establishment stage!

"its not right……"

Hongli murmured to herself: "Where are the parallel importers who usually watch the excitement, why are they all gone?"

"Did you hear that?"

"That's right, is that the genius disciple who reached the foundation building stage in one year..."

"It's less than a year, she only officially started in February this year!"

"I heard that I am only seventeen years old this year. Tsk, tut, people are really incomparable!"

"What a cute little girl. You won't cry if you lose later..."

"I like to see little girls cry the most, hehehe..."

"Fuck, you are such a pervert, ah, it turns out to be you, senior sister. I didn't say anything just now, hahaha..."

"Never mind her, the elder has an order. As long as we can defeat her, the benefits will be great. Ten high-grade spiritual stones will work!"

"Brother, your accent is a bit strange..."

"Don't worry about the details. Who will be the first to challenge?"

"I'll come, I'll come!"

"Climb, you are not cultivated enough!"

"Nonsense, didn't the elder say that anyone from the Foundation Establishment Stage onwards can challenge it?"