How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

Chapter 20 Hei Yang is a real dog!

"Wrong, wrong, there must be something wrong..."

Hong Li murmured softly, with a gradually horrified expression on her face: "It must be fake!"

"Ahem..."

Hei Yang controlled his expression and patted Hong Li gently: "Well, everyone must learn to accept reality. This kind of thing... it cannot be escaped casually, so stop deceiving yourself.

In short, that... um, yes, you can go with peace of mind, and let me enjoy the leisurely life you are looking forward to on your behalf - um, bring your share! "

"I do not want!"

Hongli suddenly turned her head and looked at the servant: "You go back first, I will go there later."

"But……"

"But what, don't I still know the way home?"

"Well, yes...but everyone is at the eldest young master's house now. Miss, please remember not to go wrong..."

"I know, I know the way to my cousin's house, so hurry up and take yours!"

The servant wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and trotted away. When he was far away, he turned around and shouted a reminder: "Remember to hurry up!"

"Ah ah ah, I'm urging you to die!"

Hongli scratched her hair randomly and suddenly grabbed Hei Yang's hand, her eyes watery: "Hei Yang, I have never begged you like this in my life, but this time, you must think of a way to save me." Save me!"

"Ah, my dear brother, please be normal, this look is too scary..."

Hei Yang couldn't help but shiver, and reflexively withdrew his hand from Hong Li's hand. He swore that it was the first time in his life that he had seen Hong Li look like this.

It was enough to show how hard the breaking news had hit her!

But it is true that Hei Yang tried to assume Hong Li's identity. When he thought of being sent to the sect, he worked hard day and night every day and was involved in a fatal roll with a group of roll kings...

hiss!

People would really die on those days!

Hei Yang took a breath and patted his chest gently to soothe his frightened heart.

Fortunately, fortunately, Hei Yang remembered that he was not really Hong Li, so he didn't have to suffer this kind of suffering, and finally couldn't help laughing!

"Pfft, haha, I'm so happy...ahem, I mean, I can't help you in this situation!"

Hei Yang smiled tightly and shook his head with a helpless expression on his face: "It seems that you can only go and cultivate as an immortal. Well... don't worry, even if you violate our agreement and become a dog, I will I won’t abandon you, haha...ahem, that’s right, that’s it!”

"..."

Hong Li rubbed her eyes, sniffed, and looked at Hei Yang with an unkind expression: "I'm a dog or not, but you are a real dog!"

"Hey, what if our identities were swapped?"

Hei Yang curled his lips and said hypothetically: "What will your attitude be when facing me who is about to be arrested to cultivate as an immortal?"

"Needless to say, of course it's crazy ridicule... No, crazy blessing!"

Hongli is an honest child: "But the problem is, I am the real Hongli now, this is not a drill!"

"Ahem, that's true. After all, we have nothing to do with each other. We should not take pleasure in others' misfortune!"

Hei Yang suppressed his smile and nodded seriously: "Let's do this. I'll quickly find someone to find a solution. You go home first and stabilize your family. You must wait for me to get there!"

"Well... As of now, this is all we can do..."

Hongli sighed, thinking about how to deal with the current crisis. Until she reached the door of her cousin's house, she suddenly felt a sense of violation!

She raised her head suddenly, expressionless: "I'm so stupid, really, since I would believe Hei Yang's lies!

That bitch must have turned around and found a comfortable place to hide, that must be it! "

She finally reacted!

[Hongli: Heiyang you\u0026amp;“*#%ˇ#]

[Hei Yang: Wow, what is this string of blocking words? It looks so scary! 】

[Heiyang: My friend Xiaoli, please don’t say dirty words! 】

[Hongli: #%*! ? .^*#]

[Heiyang: Ah this...]

Feeling the strong resentment coming from the symbol, like the wail of the dead towards the living (bushi), Hei Yang couldn't help but feel guilty: "Am I, maybe, so little... crumbs?"

Standing up from the chair in the Huxin Pavilion, Hei Yang glanced in the direction of Hongli's house, hesitating: "Otherwise, if it doesn't work, can I go see her?"

"Oh, I am indeed too soft-hearted."

Hei Yang sighed without any explanation and patted his clothes: "Hongli, this kid, has made people worry about him since he was a child!"

…

"Hey, how can a good child get into trouble when he says something will happen?"

Hong Xiaochen looked at the bloodless and comatose Hong Butian on the hospital bed. He couldn't help but stepped forward to check the other person's pulse. His expression suddenly changed: "The breath is so weak that the energy and blood are almost gone. This It’s like, it’s like being abolished!”

"Hey, who says it isn't?"

Hong Xiaochen, the eldest brother, is the current patriarch of the Hong family. The Hong Zhen family looked haggard, as if they had aged dozens of years overnight: "When we found Xiaotian, he was already lying on the ground unconscious, and he was not seen at the scene. There were signs of fighting, but..."

"Have you looked for Dr. Liu in the city?"

Hong Xiaochen asked: "He is a capable person, he must be able to see something, right?"

"After searching for it, we sent someone to look for it as soon as possible."

Hong Zhenjia shook his head: "But Dr. Liu is not sure. He only said that there are many possibilities for this situation, and he did not dare to conclude easily..."

"Then, is there any specific direction?"

Hong Xiaochen asked, he was really worried, not only because he watched Butian grow up, but also for another reason - after Hong Butian fell, Hong Li got a place in the Five Elements Sect, and he Hong Xiao Chen became the beneficiary, and I don’t know how many voices were speculating on him behind his back!

Just like...

[Hei Yang: Hey, did you know that this matter seems to have gone viral, but we only found out about it relatively late. 】

[Hongli: Huh? So, have you thought of a way to help me escape? 】

[Hei Yang: Ah, that’s not important. 】

[Hongli:? 】

[Hongli: If this is not important, what else is important? Is it more important to listen to your sermon and hearsay? 】

[Hei Yang: Ah, this is what I wanted to tell you immediately after I heard it. Don’t dampen my enthusiasm for gossip. 】

[Hongli: Hey, little Heiyang, I can tell. Today you finally found a chance to bully me, so you have to take back all the bullies I did to you, right? 】

[Hei Yang: What do you mean you bully me? You can still bully me? 】

[Hongli: Huh? Then last time...the last time, there was also...]

[Hei Yang: Ahem, I let you do that, otherwise you would definitely not be able to take advantage! 】

[Hongli: Stop talking nonsense. Just tell me whether you want to help me today or not. I want your word of confidence! 】

[Hei Yang: Ah, is this a gift proposition? 】

[Hongli: It’s hard to say...]

[Hei Yang: Help, I will definitely help. What’s the relationship between the two of us? Damn the synchronization of cultivation. Even if I can’t become an immortal, I can’t watch you suffer, right? 】

[Hongli: Sorry, my IQ has returned now. Do you think you can still deceive me? 】

[Hei Yang: Oh, if you had told me earlier, I wouldn’t have had to post such a long paragraph. How tiring! 】

[Hongli:...]

[Hongli: Just wait, I will take revenge and I must make you look good! 】

"Don't be so scary, calm down, calm down, am I here?"

Hei Yang looked at Hong Li standing at the door and raised his eyebrows: "What's wrong?"

"Don't dare to go in."

"Then what do you think we should do?"

"have no idea……"

"Then I'll knock on the door for you."

"Wait, wait until I'm far away, wait until I'm far away, then knock on the door."

"?"

A question mark popped up on Hei Yang's head.

"Hongli, is there something wrong with you? This is your cousin's house. I'm knocking on the door for you. What's wrong with you walking away?"

"Then...then I'm afraid!"

"Smile and face it!"

"don't want!"

Hong Li shook her head decisively, and suddenly her eyes lit up: "Otherwise, you pretend to be..."

"Stop it."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "There is no need to say the next words, I have already guessed it, so my answer is, no, I refuse!"

"Oh, damn Black Sun!"

Chapter 21 You are so right!

"They all said that Hong Butian was poisoned, and it was you who instigated it!"

Hei Yang clearly told what he saw and heard along the way: "It is said that you used the poison that knocked down the weasel before to plot against Hong Butian to win the place in the Five Elements Sect.

Of course, I am definitely on your side. Anyone with a discerning eye knows that you would not do such a thing. "

"Whatever, just like you, do you think I care about what others say?"

Hongli rolled her eyes: "You don't need to tell me or comfort me immediately about this kind of thing, right?

It doesn’t take a brain to figure out that they were the ones who praised us as heroic boys before, and now they are the ones who are gossiping about us.

When the truth comes out, they will change their stance again..."

"Ahem, there is actually another important reason..."

Hei Yang said with a sneer: "They said I was your accomplice, well, you were the one who poisoned him, and I was the one who touched the glove and sack and then destroyed the other party.

It is said that I looked hideous and hateful at that time. I took a blood-stained bench in my hand and smashed it on Hong Butian's Dantian. I looked like a madman and was very scary...

Good guy, it’s so lifelike, if you don’t know it, you might think that guy is standing by and watching! "

"Then what?"

"Then?"

Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "Then he suddenly found me standing next to him and listening."

"Pfft..."

Hong Li couldn't stand it any longer, she smiled and looked at Hei Yang: "Don't say it, you are indeed very suspicious. Didn't you just make suggestions to drug people before? Well... Sure enough, you are a prophet, Otherwise, he is the mastermind behind it!”

"Can't I be the crow's mouth?"

Hei Yang spread his hands: "If you are upright, don't be afraid of slanting shadows!"

"Ah, yes, yes, you are the most upright."

Hongli smiled helplessly, then suddenly tightened her face: "Even if you try your best to make me laugh, don't expect me to cultivate immortality for you!"

Ah, has this been discovered...

Hei Yang was shocked. This girl's IQ had indeed returned: "Impossible, absolutely impossible. How could you think I am such a person!"