How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

"Cack!"

The legs of the chicken and the rooster were weak, and they hugged each other tremblingly. They looked at the big bloody mouth of the python boss, their eyes full of horror...

Then, the sword flashed, and the python boss's head flew high.

"Eh?"

Qing Yiyi took back her kitchen knife and looked at the three pythons in the yard with a confused look on her face: "What's going on today? Three of these pythons ran into the house? They look quite bluffing..."

"Um?"

Suddenly, Qing Yiyi turned her head sharply and looked at the wall. A python had just turned halfway in...

Then he shrank out again...

This is the python mother, don’t talk anymore, it’s important to escape!

…

"Huh? Mu Guang, you are back. Three big pythons entered our house, and another one wanted to come in. I found it and chased it for three streets before killing it..."

Qing Yiyi frowned and looked at her husband who had just returned. She put her hands on her hips and said, "This is a big deal. Our family has lived here for so many years. Where has such a thing come in? It almost ate Xiaoyue and the others. I'm scared to think about it. .

Hey, are you listening to me? Also, my dad said to keep my sister away from the dispute and let her come to live in our house in a few days. Xiaoyang Xiaoli also said that she would come back. If she sneaks in again then, A python or something, what about the safety of the children?

Oh, even if Xiaoyang and Xiaoli are strong and not afraid, but when they have a baby in the future, if the baby is crawling and playing in the yard, and a python suddenly comes... Oh, I can't even think about it!

Hey, Hei Muguang, are you listening to me? "

"Ah, listen, listen..."

Hei Muguang rubbed his eyebrows, smiled helplessly, and hugged Qing Yiyi into his arms.

"I'm having a headache right now. Not only our family, there have been a lot of similar things happening in the City Lord's Mansion recently. They guessed it was some kind of breeding season, or some other accident happened.

No, then this investigation task was handed over to Brother Xiaochen, and I was responsible for helping. I am confused right now! "

"Eh?"

Qing Yiyi tilted her head and was stunned for a moment: "Then why did you come back at this time and learn to be lazy after following Xiaoyang's bad example?"

"what!"

Hei Muguang sighed and smiled bitterly: "Brother Xiaochen suddenly received news from his brother that Bu Tian had suddenly run away from home, so he left a note pressed on the table, and he was anxiously looking for it. Woolen cloth.

Well, some people suspect that the human trafficking group from back then has returned! "

"Bah, Bu Tian is such a big boy and so strong. Which human trafficker dares to target him? What's the use even if he is caught?"

"Then we can't say for sure. There are many dirty tricks like drugging, poisoning, etc., maybe it's just the trick."

Hei Muguang shook his head: "Why don't you be vigilant first? Why don't I come back quickly and inform our family? Don't let anything happen to our Hui Hui."

"Bah, you know how to talk nonsense."

"It's bad, there are so many things going on recently. I still think about having some leisure time when my children are not at home..."

"You dislike my Xiaoyang now? I knew you had no good intentions in letting Xiaoyang move out!"

"Hey, when you say this, what do you mean by your Xiaoyang? That is our Xiaoyang.

Besides, what do you mean I have no good intentions? When the child grows up, shouldn’t he be independent? "

"Yes, yes, you are right!"

"It's harmful. I finally understand. The child feels worried and tired at home. As a result, when the child goes out, he can't help but worry at home, which makes him even more tired!"

"I agree with this..."

"well……"

…

At this time, the children.

Hei Yang, Hong Li, Xiao Huo: "Zzzzz..."

Chapter 194 No matter whether it is a good child or a naughty child, they will get upset when they cry. One has to be coaxed and the other has to be beaten.

Her eyelashes trembled slightly, and Hong Li couldn't help but frown at the morning light coming from the window, and opened her eyes in a daze.

Is there something wrong with this guy Hei Yang? He doesn’t even close the curtains when sleeping...

"Well, but then again..."

Hong Li remained motionless, looking at the ceiling quietly, humming: "I woke up so early in the morning, it's really amazing."

"Is there a possibility..."

A weak voice came from the other side. Hei Yang looked at the ceiling in the same posture and said expressionlessly: "This is not the morning of the second day, but the morning of the third day, or even the fourth day or even later. ?”

"Ah, you guy, don't you know if you see through but don't tell..."

Hongli sighed: "Is it necessary to break the girl's beautiful fantasy with cold words?"

"Compared to that, what I want to know more is..."

Hei Yang felt the hardness on his back, and a small tic-tac-toe popped up on his head: "Why am I lying on the ground!"

"The devil knows..."

A small symmetrical tic-tac-toe also popped up on Hongli's head: "Didn't you see that I'm also lying on the ground?"

Hei Yang: "..."

Hongli: "..."

Hei Yang: "As long as there is a bed in your heart."

Hongli: "I can lie down anywhere."

Hei Yang: "As long as I fall under the bed."

Hongli: "No matter what you move, it's always upward."

Hei Yang: "Just throw away the brain."

Hongli: "What a wonderful world."

Hei Yang: "So why is this kind of thing lying on the ground..."

Hongli: "It's not important at all. Don't care, just sleep again..."

Hei Yang: "Yeah."

Hongli: "Humph."

Hei Yang: "I'm too lazy to think about it."

Hongli: "It doesn't matter."

"..."

"No way!"*2

Heiyang and Hongli stood up suddenly, facing each other with bared teeth and claws!

"Why the hell am I lying on the ground when I wake up!"

Heiyang couldn't help shouting: "What kind of giraffe are you? Such a big bed can't accommodate me, right!"

"Don't you just complain here first!"

Hongli said angrily: "Didn't you kick me off the bed? I was in the bed, hindering your rest, right!"

"Ah, I was lying on the ground, then stretched my arms and legs and climbed onto the bed to kick you off, right?"

Heiyang gritted his teeth and said: "What the hell am I, a rubber fruit ability user or a slender ghost? "

"Who knows if you kicked me off the bed first, and then pretended to be innocent and lay down again!"

Hongli's eyes were blazing with fire and said, "You know, I just woke up, but when I woke up, you were already awake, and you had plenty of time to commit the crime!"

"So..."

Heiyang stepped forward and approached Hongli: "You don't admit it!"

"You should admit it!"

Hongli did not show any weakness and greeted Heiyang: "You are deliberately provoking trouble, right!"

Heiyang (‵□′) VS (‵□′) Hongli

The two angry faces kept approaching.

"Ha, mom and dad, Xiaohuo will take you flying!"

A gust of wind blew, blowing their hair.

"Ah?"

Heiyang and Hongli turned their heads at the same time, and their bodies involuntarily leaned forward and leaned on each other.

Then they saw that a flamingo that almost occupied the entire bed was waving its wings and talking in its sleep on the bed, and the wind and waves it brought made the room rustle.

"Huh?"*2

"So it was Xiaohuo who did it..."

Heiyang blinked.

"Such big wings, they can carry people without the need for Fire Fairy!"

Hongli couldn't help but sigh.

...

"Wow, Xiaohuo has grown so big all of a sudden for some reason!"

Xiaohuo in the form of a loli sat on the bed, sobbing: "My original form is bigger than after the transformation, how can I stay in my mother's arms in the future! Wow wow wow wow!"

"Okay, okay, mom is here, don't cry."

Hongli reached out and took Xiaohuo into her arms, patted her back gently, and looked at Heiyang helplessly: "Well, although I thought Xiaohuo would grow up one day, it's less than a year since he was born."

"Well, it's probably because he broke through to the foundation-building stage, so he grew a lot."

Heiyang touched his chin and analyzed "But judging from his appearance, he should still be in the Xiaohe period, that's correct."

"Well, that means..."

Hongli sighed, "Will he grow even bigger in the future?"

Xiaohuo: "!!!"

"Xiaohuo, don't grow up! Xiaohuo, don't become Dahuo! And don't become Laohuo! Waaaaa!"

After hearing his parents' analysis, Xiaohuo cried even harder: "By then, Xiaohuo will grow bigger than the house, and then he won't be able to live in the house, and then he will be driven out by his parents, wuaaaa, Xiaohuo, don't be driven out!"

"Ah this..."

Heiyang and Hongli looked at each other, helpless.

"Okay, okay, why would they kick you out?"

After a pause, Hongli sighed and comforted: "Although mom is now... it seems that she and dad were kicked out of the house by our parents, but we can build a big house by ourselves, a house big enough for Xiaohuo to fly freely like before!"

[Hongli: Well, what's wrong with a bigger house...]

[Heiyang:...]

[Heiyang: Damn, be serious, you are coaxing the child! ]

[Hongli: Why would Xiaohuo think of being kicked out? How can I bear it? Do children always like to think about these impossible worries? ]

[Heiyang: Tsk, don't talk about children, I think everyone will get stuck in a rut sometimes! ]

[Hongli: Makes sense...]

"Well..."

Hearing Hongli's comfort, Xiaohuo stopped crying, raised his head and fell into thought: "A big house..."

"Huh!"