How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

Hong Li interrupted Hei Yang: "What do you mean I practice alone? Then what are you doing? Didn't you agree to accompany me?"

"Yes."

Hei Yang nodded: "I will lie down and rest next to you... ahem, I will supervise you from a parallel angle next to you. It makes sense!"

"..."

"Black!!! Yang!!!"

Hongli rushed forward and strangled Hei Yang's neck fiercely: "I think it's been a while since you've been beaten and your skin is itching! Return my touch, you bastard!"

"Xiao Li, calm down, calm down, help, help, can you hear me? Is anyone here to save poor Hei Yang..."

………

"!!!"

The copper snake tensed up suddenly. He heard his master's cry for help! Go to the rescue immediately!

"Ehhhhh?"

A wing stopped in front of the copper snake, and Xiao Huo asked doubtfully: "Big snake, what are you doing, are you leaving in the middle of what you just said?"

"Sha...ahem."

The copper snake shook its body and said anxiously: "Hei Yang is calling for help, didn't you hear it?"

"I heard it."

Xiaohuo was unmoved: "But besides saving lives, dad also shouted for other things!"

"ah?"

The copper snake was confused.

"Ahem, he even shouted..."

Xiao Huo arched his wings into a trumpet shape and put them in front of his beak, and chirped: "Xiao Li! Xiao Li! Let go! I don't dare anymore!"

"Yes, it is like that."

Xiaohuo nodded: "So we conclude that the perpetrator is the mother, so we don't need to worry about it. Breaking in will make them unhappy!"

Bronze Snake: "?"

He didn't understand it, but he was shocked.

…

"you you……"

Hei Yang pointed at Hongli with a trembling finger: "You can't be considered a real hero if you attack me sneakily!"

"Ah, yes, yes."

Hong Li twisted her wrist, looked down at Hei Yang lying on the ground, and snorted coldly: "Then, will you practice with me?"

"Don't even think about it!"

Hei Yang tilted his head, snorted coldly, and relaxed his whole body: "I have been beaten, so let's break the jar and break it. It will save my life. Come and get it!"

"Playing rogue! Despicable!"

“I am legitimately defending my rights to fish!”

"Well……"

Hong Li frowned, and finally sighed: "Okay, okay, I give up. Is it okay for me to practice?"

"I'm going to lie down next to you and supervise you!"

"What the hell..."

Hongli forced her breath back and showed a smile: "Okay, whatever you say, that's what it is, my good Black Sun!"

Hei Yang: "?"

"or……"

Hei Yang looked at Hong Li's smile and felt a little nervous in his heart. Isn't this right? The child was so angry that he was so angry?

"How about I stand?"

Hei Yang asked tentatively: "Stand and supervise you?"

"No need! Just rest!"

"Wait, what do you want to do? I'm warning you, Hongli, domestic violence is not a good behavior, that..."

Hei Yang wanted to speak, but suddenly his whole body froze. Although he could breathe, he could not speak. He rolled his eyes and looked at Hong Li who was squatting in front of him.

I saw Hongli holding a small wooden man in his hand. Suddenly, the wooden man turned into his black sun shape!

[Heiyang: Hey! Goblin! What kind of evil trick was cast, why can’t I move! 】

[Hongli: Na [picture]]

Hong Li told Hei Yang the information about the wooden man: "How about it? It's interesting, isn't it?"

[Heiyang: Ah, this...it's true. If it were me, I wouldn't even tell you the time limit, making you think it would last forever...

Ahem...that, I didn't say anything...]

[Hongli:...]

[Hei Yang:...]

[Hei Yang: Xiaoli, I was wrong, let me go! 】

"You're right, this was my mission in the first place."

Hong Li clapped her hands, put the wooden man away with a smile, and looked at Hei Yang with a funny expression.

"Just have a good rest, don't think about anything, don't do anything, your lovely girlfriend will take good care of you!"

【Heiyang:】

[Hei Yang: Don’t fall into my hands! 】

"I've heard this sentence many, many times!"

Hong Li gently helped Hei Yang close his half-open mouth: "Well, close your mouth and don't let dirty things fly in. How about it? I'll be considerate!"

【Heiyang:】

"Well……"

Touching her chin and looking at Hei Yang, Hongli thought for a while, nodded, lifted his feet with one hand, and put the other on his back: "Get up!"

[Heiyang: Hey, hey, what are you doing? Hey, stop! 】

"What?"

Hong Li stood up and looked at Hei Yang in her arms with dissatisfaction: "What's wrong with me hugging you? Isn't this how you hugged me back before?"

[Hei Yang: But, but, um...how can you hug me like a princess! You can carry me on your back! This is simply, very wrong! 】

"Brother, although I don't want to admit it, you are indeed a step ahead of me."

Hong Li showed her dead eyes: "If you ask me to carry your words, are you dragging your body on the ground? I'm not a murderer who drags corpses..."

[Heiyang: But...]

"Okay, stop being so!"

Hongli walked out of the living room and walked to the bedroom: "Let's go, watch me practice hard!"

[Hei Yang:...]

【Black Sun：╯﹏╰】

…

"Look, let me just say..."

Little Fire Wings put it next to his ears and listened carefully for a while, then nodded and looked at Copper Snake: "You see there is no movement now! Let me tell you, they must be joking!"

"Original, that's what it is!"

The Bronze Snake had a look of amazement on his face, he had learned a great lesson in human nature!

…

Da Ma chewed a carrot and glanced in the direction of the house. There was no movement, so Hei Yang was probably dead...

Alas, after his death, he will have to find another place to live, alas...

Ma Sheng is just like that, full of accidents and wanderings. No matter what happens in the future, it has nothing to do with him now.

At least, before that, he had to enjoy the taste of the carrot in his mouth. Well... Hei Yang said before that he would eat eggs tomorrow, and he didn't know if he would be able to eat them again. This really made Ma sigh!

…

"Well, I'll give you a big, soft pillow."

Hong Li carefully laid Hei Yang down, straightened his arms and legs naturally, then gently lifted Hei Yang's head and put a pillow underneath.

Hong Li kicked off her shoes, sat cross-legged next to Hei Yang, and said with a smile, "Tell me, is there anything else that makes you uncomfortable?"

Chapter 200 Let Heiyang lie down for a while longer, let the elder fly for a while longer...

"Remember, if you feel uncomfortable, you must speak up in time."

Hong Li's index finger gently touched Hei Yang's forehead, and she couldn't let go of her mouth: "Don't be brave and save face. Why are you being polite to me? Right, who of us is following the other!"

"..."

Hei Yang stared at Hong Li with eyes full of threats.

[Hei Yang: Where do I feel uncomfortable? 】

[Hei Yang: I feel uncomfortable if I don’t beat you! 】

[Hei Yang: Xiaoli, I was wrong. Can I practice with you? 】

[Hei Yang: Wait, wait for me, I must make you look good! 】

"Hey, why are your eyes so big?"

Hong Li curled her lips and looked at Hei Yang unhappily. She placed her two small hands on the other person's eyelids and gently waved down to help him close his eyes.

"Ah, Hei Yang, rest in peace!"

"Well……"

Touching her chin and looking at Hei Yang's peaceful face, Hong Li looked more and more wondering why this guy was so good-looking?

this……

This nose is the nose, and the eyebrows are the eyebrows...

Hiss, this guy looks exactly like her ideal perfect partner. How could it be such a coincidence? !

Oh, it turns out that her ideal looks like Hei Yang, so that’s okay!

[Heiyang: Hello? Hello? Hongli, are you there? Hongli? Just say something, I'm so scared. 】

[Heiyang: Hello, hey, hey? Hello? Nice to meet you? 】

"Okay, stop yelling, I'll be right next to you preparing to practice."

Hong Li curled her lips, looked at Hei Yang's cheek, and smiled: "But before that, hey, give me some motivation! mua!"

[Heiyang:! ! ! 】

[Heiyang: Hey hey! This is an act of force without permission and is indecent! 】

"Shut up!"

Hong Li snorted softly: "Phew! The power is here! Let's start work!"

[Heiyang: Wuwuwu, Hongli, you are not a human being, you are completely unconscionable! ! ! Woo woo woo...]

"Scream, no one will hear you even if your throat is broken..."