How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

Did she fall off the bed again? This time he couldn't say she was kicked off by him!

[Heiyang: Hello? Hongli? Is Hongli there? ]

[Hongli: Hmm? ]

[Hongli: Oh, you're awake. I'll take care of you later. Just lie down for a while. ]

[Heiyang: ...]

[Heiyang: So what are you doing?

You got up so early. You must be practicing. The sun is rising from the west? ]

[Hongli sent a video request]

[Connected]

"Look, I'm busy now. I can't leave for a while."

Hongli was holding a big spoon in her hand. In front of her was a big pot on the fire. The lid was tightly closed and seemed to be shaking?

[Heiyang: ...]

[Heiyang: Haha, you must be washing clothes, right? You must be washing clothes. You must not be cooking, right? Haha! 】

"Ah?"

Hongli frowned, looking confused: "What nonsense are you talking about?

Isn't it obvious? Your caring girlfriend is preparing breakfast for you!

Do you know how difficult it is to overcome your instinct and crawl out of the bed? Shouldn't you be moved to see me like this?"

[Heiyang: Ah, I am definitely moved, but can I just be moved without eating? ]

Hongli raised her eyebrows: "What's wrong, picky about food, right? My mother at home will be sad if she knows!"

[Heiyang: No, no, no, my mother will be sad if I eat, long-haired people send short-haired people away...]

"Okay, why are you so troublesome?"

Hongli snorted: "Anyway, you are going to eat, but I will eat with you, that's okay!"

[Heiyang:...]

[Heiyang: Why bother, what good will it do you to hurt each other? ! 】

"Didn't you say that?"

Hongli frowned and said, "As long as the method is correct, the nutrients in the food can be retained and the impurities can be discharged, and it will not be toxic."

After a pause, Hongli looked at Heiyang: "This is what you told me, don't you even believe it yourself?!"

"Ah this..."

"Okay, let's not talk too much, it seems to be the last step!"

Hongli turned her head to look at the pot, and indeed found that the lid of the pot had a tendency to escape. She immediately raised her eyebrows and reached out to "snap" the pot!

"Heh, I was actually almost successful last time, but the quality of the kitchen knife was not good, so I failed."

Hongli snorted coldly: "This time I will directly press you with my hand, if you have the guts, break my hand!"

(Dangerous action, cultivators below the foundation-building stage please do not imitate.)

[Heiyang: Ah, this is too bloody, it's just cooking, Sister Li wouldn't do that, wouldn't do that...]

"Don't persuade me."

Hongli's eyes flashed with fire: "This is already a hurdle in my heart, it's a demonic obstacle!

As long as I don't make something that can make What people eat, it is the eternal shadow in my heart!"

[Hei Yang: If it is edible... you can just cut a tomato, add some sugar and shake it, it's simple...]

"Can that be called a meal? !"

Hong Li raised her eyebrows: "If I don't use such a difficult dish to prove myself, then what's the difference between me and those kitchen killers!"

[Hei Yang: You are more lethal than them, and you are not good at cooking and love to play...]

"What did you say? !"

[Hei Yang: Ah, I said, isn't it hot to put your hands on it? I will feel sorry for you! 】

"Ugh, disgusting hypocritical words."

Hongli rolled her eyes: "Are you afraid that a fire cultivator will be burned? Besides, this is a special magic pot. I spent a lot of spirit stones on it. Insulation is not a problem at all!"

[Heiyang: Did you plan it in advance... Then your money...]

"Yes, it's just what you think!"

Hongli said confidently: "I used the money you gave me!"

[Heiyang:...]

With a complicated heart, she was autistic.

"Well, I can feel it..."

Hongli stared at the pot lid with a serious expression: "The power contained in it is getting stronger and stronger, as if some powerful and magical treasure is about to be born, and it's like the giant Kun entering the sea, Kunpeng spreading its wings, promoting the continuous development of human civilization...

Heiyang, can you hear it, can you see it, we are about to succeed, this will be a historic moment!"

[Heiyang: I am kind-hearted and can't bear to see such a cruel scene. ]

[Heiyang: Besides, this is not our home, don't blow up other people's homes, or else you'll artificially create a life restricted zone at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain...]

[Heiyang: Well, wait until we get home, and you have your own house, you can blow it up at will, okay?]

"I can't hear it, I can't hear it."

Hongli also put her other hand on the pot cover, took a deep breath, and her eyes flashed: "At the last moment, we must take it down!"

"Boom!"

A muffled sound exploded, scaring Heiyang's heart. If he hadn't been unable to move, he would have jumped up now!

However, the expected explosion did not happen. Instead, after a muffled sound, the pressure from under the pot cover suddenly dissipated.

However, Hongli still did not relax her vigilance. She would not repeat the same mistake this time!

Time passed by minute by minute, Heiyang and Hongli stared at the pot nervously. The flame below had gone out, but beads of sweat dripped from their foreheads.

One minute, two minutes...

Hongli's eyes became brighter and brighter.

Heiyang showed a shocked expression. Could it be that he really succeeded?

"..."

Hongli's shoulders began to tremble: "Xixixixian..."

She suddenly removed her hand and looked up to the sky laughing: "Haha! Haha! (Four times) I knew it wasn't that I, Hongli, couldn't do it, it was just whether I wanted to do it or not!

Mere cooking can no longer stop me! "

"..."

Hong Li carefully put a saliva towel around Hei Yang and was moved from the bedroom to the dining table. Hei Yang's eyes were blinking crazily.

That's right, he was kidnapped! Help!

"What's the point of dissatisfaction?!"

Hong Li snorted softly and patted Hei Yang's shoulder with one hand: "You know, this is the legendary couple feeding!

I will cook for you myself and feed you with my own hands, so you can enjoy it secretly!

Maybe I won’t be too lazy to cook for you in the future. You should cherish it, okay? "

[Heiyang: Do you cherish the last time in your life? 】

[Heiyang: Woohoo, Xiaoli, I will miss you. Farewell! 】

[Hei Yang: Oh, by the way, this doesn't look like a couple feeding at all. It's more like my mother feeding me. 】

"Gee, don't worry about those details."

Hongli waved her hand: "You can call me mom if you want, I don't mind!"

[Hei Yang: Climb! 】

"Are you ready?"

Hong Li took a deep breath, but showed no hesitation in her movements: "Open the pot!"

"Uh-huh!"

The lid was pulled out, revealing the slightly turbid soup inside. There was no smell, and...

"Not black!"

Hong Li patted Hei Yang on the back excitedly: "Hei Yang, have you seen it? The color has changed this time, it's not black! It's really different from before!"

[Hei Yang: Ah, but why is there no taste? You didn’t forget to put the ingredients and just boiled a pot of water, right? 】

"Climb, boiling water can burn the turbid water, right!?"

Hong Li rolled her eyes: "This means that the nutrients are perfectly sealed and there is no loss, right?"

Taking out a spoon and gently ladling some thick soup, Hongli looked at Heiyang and gave him a confident look: "Don't worry, I'll have a taste first. I'll feed you when it's ok!"

[Hei Yang: Before that, can you let me go first? I know I was wrong, wuwuwu. 】

[Hei Yang: If you faint and I can't move, and some bad guy comes at this time, shouldn't we just send it? ! 】

"Little Fire will take us out! And you trust me!"

Hong Li waved her hand, moved the spoon to her mouth without any explanation, and drank it all in one gulp!

[Heiyang:! ! ! 】

[Heiyang: No! 】

[Black Sun: red——glass——]

[Heiyang: Wuwuwu, Wuwuwu...]

"Hey, hey, what's going on?"

Hongli patted Hei Yang on the shoulder, glanced at Hei Yang silently, and patted his chest: "Look, are you okay?"

[Heiyang: Huh? 】

Hei Yang looked at Hong Li's face as usual and rosy, and couldn't help but open his eyes wide.

[Hei Yang: Are you really okay? 】

"It's okay!"

[Heiyang: Not dizzy? 】

"Don't feel dizzy!"

[Heiyang: Huh? I do not believe! Open your mouth and let me see. Is it secretly hidden and not swallowed? 】

"There's a lot going on."

Hong Li rolled her eyes: "Ah——did you see it?"

[Heiyang: Hiss! It’s really okay! 】

"I've said it all, and the taste is not as bad as expected."

Hong Li frowned and commented: "I put too much salt, it's a bit salty, but nothing else. Okay, it's your turn, don't resist."

[Hei Yang: Oh...]

Hongli took out the little wooden man and scratched his mouth with his nails. In an instant, Hei Yang felt that his mouth, tongue, and even his throat could move!

"Wuhu!"

Hei Yang cheered: "I can finally speak, praise Hong Li!"

"It's not too late to praise me after you drink."