How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

"Oh, by the way, remember to bring a broom and dustpan to sweep up the bone fragments and other things."

"Don't worry, I brought it with me."

"What about the gloves that turn corpse into water?"

"Don't worry, I brought it with me."

"You are more reliable."

"So, when have I ever let you down?"

"Tell me, could this be a porcelain incident?"

"Oh, in the wilderness, are we afraid of being touched by others?"

"Yes, what if that person has an accomplice?"

"Don't worry, I brought ten people's worth of corpse-transforming water."

"It's so reassuring, my Yang."

"It's faster to fall out than to turn over a book, Gou Hongli!"

Chapter 221 If I had known earlier, I would also encounter traffic accidents while flying in the sky...

"Woo..."

Hongli squatted outside the cabin, touching the airship deck with a distressed look on her face, her voice trembling.

"Stinky Heiyang, it's all your fault. You said you want to save spiritual stones, so you turned off the spiritual shield.

It's okay now. You've been left with such a big hole. Are you satisfied? You prodigal man! "

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang squatted next to Hong Li and looked carefully at the position she pointed at. A question mark popped up on his head: "Here, where is the trap here?"

"Wow! Open your eyes again and look!"

Hong Li kept poking somewhere on the deck with her finger with a serious look on her face.

"Just here, take a look, is it a little deeper than other places?"

"Um……"

Hei Yang frowned and suddenly said: "There does seem to be a small hole... but are you sure it wasn't made by you with your finger?"

"Poke you in the head!"

Hongli showed an unhappy expression, slapped Hei Yang's leg, and corrected: "Besides, what is a "small pit"!

Even a thousand-mile embankment can collapse in an ant nest. Our airship is not even a thousand miles away. This hole is enough for us to collapse many, many times! "

"Well, that makes sense..."

Hei Yang held his chin and thought carefully: "It's like an airplane or a spaceship. As long as a small part is missing, big problems may occur..."

"Right, right!"

Hong Li patted Hei Yang's thigh, nodded her head, and said in a serious tone: "That's what I mean, if the nail is missing, the country will be destroyed!"

"Hmm... very vivid!"

"And there's more..."

"This is true!"

"Gujiguji..."

"Jigujigu..."

"..."

On the deck of the airship, a woman struggled to get up from the ground. Although most of her face was covered in blood, her usual beauty and dignity could be vaguely seen.

But now her body was covered with large and small wounds, her clothes were in tatters, and she looked as miserable as if she had been chased by a dog for several streets.

The woman shook her dazed head, and the bun on her head fell off, while the sound of conversation on the side gradually brought her back to reality.

She opened her eyes, only to find that her vision was blurred by blood. Following the sound, she vaguely saw two young men with their heads close together, muttering something, and occasionally glancing at her.

The woman was stunned for a few seconds, and the memory in her mind gradually came to life. Then her eyes suddenly widened, she struggled to stand up, and walked towards the young girl with difficulty.

"So, it's getting harder and harder to get along these days..."

Hei Yang lamented: "Even the people who cheated, they went from pretending at the beginning to half-truth and half-falseness in the end.

Look at how miserable the aunt behind her is with her head broken and bleeding. This is the bad impact caused by industry involution.

And lazy dogs like us will be abandoned by the times sooner or later and swept into the trash can. We might as well lie down in the trash heap ourselves first, so as not to trouble others..."

"One of the countless reasons why I like you..."

Hong Li looked at Hei Yang with sincerity and sighed: "Every time I listen to your teachings, I always benefit a lot when I am confused. My soul has a home and I am no longer affected by the anxiety of involution..."

"One of the countless reasons why I like you..."

Hei Yang's expression was gentle: "You can always listen carefully to every word I say and understand what I want to express..."

"Black Sun..."

Hongli's eyes were blurry.

"Xiao Li..."

Hei Yang's face was full of love.

"The man is awake."

Hongli's expression returned to normal.

"Ah, I've seen this a long time ago."

Hei Yang's tone was calm.

"She also came towards us..."

Hongli glanced behind her cautiously: "Do you think she wants to sneak attack us?"

"I'm not sure about this..."

Hei Yang showed a helpless expression: "But how long will we have to fish and enforce laws here? My legs are going numb from squatting!"

"Hey, you didn't tell me earlier!"

Hongli held Hei Yang's shoulders, stood up suddenly, stamped her feet twice, with an expression of relief on her face: "I've wanted to stand up for a long time!"

"So this is the idea of ​​"pretending to be defenseless and talking, luring strangers who are interested in making money to attack us, so that we can blackmail, ahem...demand more compensation."

Hei Yang also stood up, showing his dead eyes: "Which fool came up with this!"

"It's not me anyway!"

"Of course it can't be me."

"That's Xiao Huo!"

"A reasonable guess!"

Hei Yang Hongli reached an agreement, skipped the topic tacitly, and looked at the approaching woman.

Name: Yao Yang

Realm: Golden elixir fifth level

Identity: Current Grand Elder of Yaowang Sect

"I'm Yao Yang, I'm sorry for bumping into the airship of two fellow Taoists. I hope Haihan..."

Yao Yang braced himself, showed an apologetic expression, and saluted Hei Yang Hongli.

"It's just that I'm in deep trouble right now, so I can't express myself too much..."

Yao Yang smiled bitterly, without explaining too much, waving his hands to the two of them, using his spiritual power, stabilizing his breath, and flew into the air.

"I'm sorry again, but I'm being hunted by a powerful enemy right now. In order not to injure my two fellow Taoists, I can only leave quickly!"

The current great elder of Yaowang Sect acted vigorously and resolutely, leaving as soon as he said so. Under the confused eyes of Hei Yang and Hong Li, he disappeared into the clouds.

"Hello……"

Hongli poked Hei Yang's waist with her finger and said with a confused look on her face: "Have we not asked her for compensation yet?"

"ah……"

Hei Yang blinked and speculated: "Based on her speech, the other party wants to default on the bill."

"How could this be possible! Hit someone else's airship and run away after just a few words?"

Hong Li's face was full of shock: "That person's quality is so poor, is there any hope for salvation in this spiritual world?!"

"Indeed, if she really can't afford compensation, then forget it."

Hei Yang raised his head and frowned: "But how come she, the great elder of the Medicine King Sect, has no money to compensate?"

"Oh yes, so why did the Great Elder of Yaowang Sect come here with his face covered in blood?"

"Who knows? Didn't she say that she was being chased by a strong man? She probably had a date with someone and never had a fight before!"

"Well……"

Hong Li curled her lips: "Hei Yang, are we at a disadvantage? We were bullied."

"well……"

Hei Yang sighed: "No way, honest people like us are always easy to be cheated."

"Hei Yang, that person seems to have a conscience."

Hongli pointed to the sky with a calm expression: "Look, she's back again. Does she want to discuss compensation with us?"

"Xiao Li, I don't think she came back voluntarily."

Hei Yang's eyes were dark and his tone was calm: "She seems to have been beaten down again, and judging from the momentum, this time it will probably really make a big hole."

"boom!"

There's a big hole in the airship!

Hongli: "..."

Hei Yang: "..."

"Black Sun..."

Tears flashed in Hong Li's eyes: "My heart hurts so much, it hurts more than before."

"So why don't you go up and get her?"

"I thought you would catch it."

"I don't dare touch other women in front of you."

"You really...I cried to death..."

In the clouds, two golden elixir stage monsters appeared, a tiger with wings and a roc.

"How do I feel now?"

The winged tiger watched Yao Yang fall below, with a ferocious smile on his face: "That woman has reached the end of her strength, let's see where she wants to run this time."

"But to be honest, this guy is really difficult to deal with."

Dapeng showed a mocking expression and said with a smile: "If it weren't for the medicinal fragrance on her body that can be smelled hundreds of miles away, she might have really run away a few times!"

"Oh, how stupid."

The winged tiger shook his head, frowned and looked down.

"But what happened to this airship? Was it the other party's accomplice who came to pick it up?"

"Whatever, it can't be from our side anyway, just crush it together."

The wings of the roc flapped, and a tornado hurricane formed in front of it.