How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

Chapter 221

"Go, go, go! What are you talking about?"

Hongli stood up suddenly, fiercely shook away the dark clouds above her head, grabbed Heiyang's shoulders and lifted him up: "Cheer up! How can a man live in such a depressed state for so long?"

"Well……"

Hei Yangxian glanced at Hong Li: "But you even had your boudoir taken away by Xiao Huo, you are even worse than me..."

Hongli: "!!!"

The small dark clouds gathered over Hong Li's head again. She squatted in the corner and faced the wall and thought: "Oh, forget it, I'm not a man either..."

"If you ask me, I'd better go to the other side..."

Hei Yang sighed and spread out his hands. The palm of his left hand was filled with gray mist, and in his right hand was Po Meng, the certificate from the underworld.

"Maybe you can stay with Grandma Meng for half a month or something. I think her little pavilion is quite nice. If you wake up and feel thirsty, you'll still have something to drink..."

"No!"

Hong Li quickly turned her head and blew away the gray mist from Hei Yang's hand in one breath, saying speechlessly: "My good brother, the one who can fall asleep no matter what the harsh environment is is not a lazy dog, that is survival in the wilderness!" It’s a special episode of Return of the Soul from Underworld!”

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang looked helpless: "Then what do you think we should do? I've come up with some ideas, but you still don't want to do it."

"Well……"

Hong Li frowned, grabbed Hei Yang's hand, turned and walked towards the other side of the house: "Kaishenyin, follow me!"

"Ah, where are you taking me?"

Hei Yang's face turned red and he said shyly: "Well, I'm not mentally prepared yet, so don't..."

"Fuck, you're blushing like a bubble teapot!"

Black lines appeared on Hong Li's head: "Shut up!"

"Ouch..."

Passing by the door of the living room, the two of them clearly heard their fathers laughing and laughing, "ton ton ton ton," and their laughter was wild and flamboyant.

There was nothing serious about this conversation. If you listened carefully, you could see that the word "drinking" was all in it, which made the two of them feel sad.

Hei Muguang and Hong Xiaochen were not only lifelong friends when they were young, they were also old drinking buddies.

But after having Hong Li and Hei Yang, because the two little guys didn't like the taste of alcohol, they slowly gave up this addiction.

But now that Hei Yang Hongli was kicked out, she no longer had to worry about anything. Hong Xiaochen dug out the wine that had been buried in the yard on the spot and started drinking heavily.

In this way, a beautiful world and a harmonious home will be created where only Hongli and Heiyang are injured.

People's joys and sorrows are not the same, and scenes of laughter and joy complement the sadness...

"Is there really nothing to prepare?"

"Prepare a big-headed ghost!"

Hongli took a long breath and pointed to the small house in front of her: "How is it here?"

"Well……"

Hei Yang narrowed his eyes: "Xiaoli Bookstore, your bookstore is not very big, and with so many books crammed into it, the space becomes even smaller."

"Hey, it would be nice if there was a place for us to stay!"

Hongli rolled her eyes: "At least this is a house in the Yangjian..."

After a pause, Hongli chuckled and said: "Although this is within the scope of home, it is not very close to my parents' bedroom, and usually they will not go near my study room.

As long as we don't make too much noise, we can stay here for a long time! "

"walk slowly!"

Hei Yang gently turned the key, opened the door, looked at Hong Li who was stunned, and pointed his thumb towards the room: "Go in, why are you standing there stunned?"

"Well……"

Hongli sighed, curled her lips and walked into the house: "Sometimes I really don't understand what I was thinking at the beginning. What kind of trouble did I have in my head to give you a share of all the keys."

"Then who knows?"

Hei Yang raised his eyebrows and closed the door tightly: "Maybe someone had some bad thoughts at the time and was looking forward to something."

"I'm expecting you big-headed devil!"

Hong Li snorted softly, turned her head away, looked at her bookshelf, and changed the subject with a sigh.

"Ah, this familiar smell of books, when I was in the Five Elements Sect, I dreamed more than once that I was back here again, lying on the bed reading a book..."

"Not good for eyes."

"Golden elixir can read and cure myopia, right?"

"Tsk, tsk, then who knows?"

Black Yang patted the dust around him, showing a funny expression: "Then have you dreamed about me? How many times have you dreamed about me?"

"Well……"

Hongli was stunned, coughed twice, flipped through the books in her hand hurriedly, and said angrily: "Not even once, it's so unlucky to dream about you!"

"Hey, you're tough-talking, right..."

Hei Yang casually opened the small bed in the study room and muttered: "I remember that I just flipped through a few pages of your diary, and I saw many paragraphs about dreaming about Hei Yang..."

"Dog thief!!!"

Before Hei Yang finished speaking, a roar rang in his ears, and he was kicked to the ground with a flying kick. A figure came and suppressed him: "Take your life!"

"Hey, Xiaoli, calm down..."

Hei Yang was squirming on the ground, trying to shake Hong Li off his body. The latter's sinful hands were pinching his delicate neck, and it was obvious that he had the intention of killing him.

"I've seen it all, there's no point in being impatient now..."

"Fuck! What a scumbag you are!"

Hongli's fists immediately hardened, and she hit Heiyang's back with both fists: "Try my muscle-splitting and bone-splitting hand!"

"Ouch!!!"

Hei Yang gritted his teeth: "No, if you keep doing this, I will scream, and it will be over if my parents hear the sound!"

"Before that I kill you first!"

"But I let you read my diary..."

"You were peeping, I did it with your permission, how can it be the same!"

"But..."

"Don't say buts yet, try this move! Drink!"

"Ah!!!"

"..."

"Huh..."

After finishing a set of boxing, Hongli looked at Heiyang, who was not sure whether he was dead or alive, and smiled coldly. She lifted his shirt up, revealing Heiyang's back full of punch marks. Hongli swallowed her saliva and coughed twice: "Do you know your mistake now? Slurp... cough cough!"

"Wrong, wrong..."

Heiyang waved his hand with a dying breath : "I was wrong, okay..."

"Hehe..."

Hongli's two hands seemed to press on someone's back unintentionally, um, parallel movement, rotation and jumping, turning palms into claws...

"Hey hey..."

Heiyang struggled and shook twice, and said unhappily: "What are you doing!"

"Ahem..."

Hongli turned her head away guiltily: "Well, I must be punishing you!"

"Let me go after the punishment..."

"I haven't spanked you yet..."

"Ah???"

"Slurp, ahem, I mean, do you know you are wrong?!"

Hongli pretended to be calm.

"I know..."

Heiyang said in a resentful tone.

"Then... what's wrong?"

"What's wrong..."

Heiyang stretched out his hand tremblingly: "What's wrong..."

"Hmm?"

Hongli raised her eyebrows: "Tell me what's wrong?!"

"What's wrong... Ha! I'm not wrong!"

Heiyang suddenly turned over, grabbed Hongli's shoulders and pressed her down: "Haha, a real man can't be depressed for a long time!"

"Well, you fucking..."

Hongli's long hair was scattered on the ground, her eyes widened, she took a deep breath, and exerted force with her legs: "Rabbit kicks eagle! Hongli kicks dog!"

"Teng!"

Heiyang's pupils shrank, and he moved his body suddenly to avoid the crisis of his kidney being kicked, but he was still kicked into the air. As expected, Hongli's combo attack will follow!

The wind was howling. At the critical moment, Heiyang exerted force on his waist, twisted his body suddenly, adjusted his position, and swooped down: "Crows are on a plane!"

"Hoo!"

The two Jindan masters wrestled on the floor, poking their noses and pulling their hair, coughing... The battle reached the border of the world, and the avenue was worn away a little!

"Boom!"

A muffled sound came.

"Ah?"*2

Heiyang Hongli looked at the shadow that was enveloping him and kept getting bigger. He looked up with a confused look on his face. He finally couldn't bear to look at the bookshelf anymore, and slapped it down like a fly swatter, purifying the world!

"!!!"

"Hey, Hongli, let go, let go, it's going to fall!"

"No! Let's die together!"

"Hey, don't do this!"

"Give up, look at my deadly scissor kick!"

"You..."

"Bang!!!"

Huh, the world is quiet...

"That..."

Heiyang suddenly stretched out an arm from the pile of books: "We are so...

Well, so quiet, it shouldn't be heard..."

"I don't care..."