How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

Hongli nodded: "Look, my dad even asked me to beat you."

"What does it mean to be okay!"

Hei Yang's face was full of horror: "Uncle, I don't want to say this!"

"Ah this..."

Hong Xiaochen was stunned for a moment and then came to his senses: "No, no, no, I mean, the injury will not affect your engagement with Xiaoli tomorrow. After all, it is just an engagement. Our family members can just do it, so you don't have to do much."

"Um?"

A question mark popped up on Hei Yang's head: "Why... get engaged tomorrow?"

"ah?"

Hong Xiaochen scratched his head: "Xiaoli is leaving the day after tomorrow or the day after tomorrow, so we must seize the time to get engaged, right Xiaoli?"

"..."

Hongli blinked blankly: "Song with the wind, as long as the wind..."

Chapter 28 Life seems to have been pressed on a shortcut button

"Ancestor, it's really you."

Huang Shansong, the head of the Huang family, looked at Huang Dou in the cell in shock: "Didn't you become a member of the Medicine King Sect in your early years? You are so talented that you have a chance to become an immortal? Why, how did you end up like this?"

"The Huang family..."

Huang Dou glanced at Huang Shansong and sighed: "Yes, among the outer disciples back then, I was the most popular and my cultivation progressed rapidly.

After becoming a disciple, I not only quickly reached the Qi refining stage, but also gained considerable experience in elixir refining. Everyone said that I had the hope of being promoted to the inner sect and receiving the sect’s key resources. "

"Then why..."

Huang Shansong did not continue, but the meaning of his words was obviously obvious. Why is it like this?

"Oh, time is also destiny."

Huang Dou looked bitter.

"When I was promoted to the foundation building stage at the ninth level of Qi Refining, I was arrogant and complacent. I didn't listen to my master's teachings and forcibly gathered high-grade supernatural powers to build the foundation. As a result, my foundation was damaged and I suffered heavy injuries.

Although the elders of my sect took action to save my life, my cultivation level... disappeared into thin air.

I am not willing to accept it. Although I have missed the best age for cultivation and spent the best time by mistake, I firmly believe that nothing can be broken and cannot be established, and I want to return to my previous cultivation level.

Unfortunately, I overestimated my natural determination and underestimated the damage left after that accident.

Compared to before, my cultivation speed is like a turtle crawling.

My friends around me were promoted to the inner sect one by one, and some of those who joined the master sect at the same time as me actually became elders of the Medicine King Sect. Only I was still struggling in the outer sect.

Several decades later, I have only returned to the first level of Qi refining, and the aging Qi and blood are not enough to support me to continue. "

Huang Dou showed a self-deprecating smile: "At that time, there was a saying among the outer disciples that it was better to offend the inner sect than Huang Dou.

Because I have had friendships with many inner disciples and even elders, I can intimidate many new disciples.

But friendship can't bring me back to life. When I first heard those words, I was a little proud, but after listening for a long time, I only heard the sarcasm: Those people who followed me and shouted "Brother Huangdou, Brother Huangdou" in the blink of an eye became A big shot that is out of my reach.

This gap drives me crazy and demoralizes me.

But even then, I never had any harmful thoughts. "

"but?"

Huang Shansong's many years of experience told him that there should be a but here.

"However, when I saw those peers of my age who were not very talented and passed away one by one because their lifespan was exhausted, I felt a great panic in my heart."

Huang Duou showed a creepy expression: "I don't want to die. I should have stood on a high place and become an immortal and an ancestor looking down at the world, instead of turning into loess like a mortal!"

"Well……"

Huang Shansong said hesitantly: "If I remember the family tree correctly, your father's name seems to be Huang Tu."

Huangdou: "..."

"that's not important!"

Huang Dou said angrily: "I don't want to die, so I spent more than ten years to finally refine the Gu Wang Incense - as far as I know, it is the only one that can allow me to regain my magical powers and achieve foundation building." Method.

But this kind of incense that steals people's cultivation is an evil medicine that is explicitly prohibited by the sect. After my master discovered it, he asked me to admit my mistake and accept the punishment.

But I was unwilling to give in, so I escaped from the sect. Because my master couldn't bear to take action because of our long-term friendship, he allowed me to escape successfully.

But I couldn't go back to the Yaowang Sect, and I was wanted by the Discipline Hall. In a state of confusion, I subconsciously walked back to Huang's house. "

"Have you ever come back?"

"Yes, but I heard that an immortal was living in the Huang family. I thought he was coming to arrest me, so I ran away in a hurry."

Huang Dou sighed: "Later, I heard that it was a weasel, and it practiced evil arts by stealing qi and blood.

So, I was reminded that he, the Weasel, could use the young talents in the city as nutrients for promotion, so why couldn't I?

With the thoughts in my mind, I couldn't sit still. I first attacked a few mortals and took away their blood, and then I found that this method was indeed feasible.

So, after planning, I focused on the boy who called himself Hong Butian, and he was full of energy and blood..."

After saying this, Huang Dou couldn't help but swallowed: "It's so tempting!"

"..."

Huang Shansong was silent for a long time and sighed: "Ancestor, you are possessed by a demon."

"Shut up, it's not your junior's turn to judge me!"

Huang Dou glared angrily and said, "What's wrong with being possessed? Is it wrong to want to live? Isn't it all for the sake of becoming an immortal? I just made the same mistake that all people who have no future will make!"

"Yeah, just like me."

Huang Shansong sighed: "Because I was carried away by the cake drawn by the weasel, I ruined the lives of my two biological sons in vain."

"That's it."

Huang Douxun glanced at Huang Shansong and nodded: "At least I never lost my son. When you say that, I feel much better."

Huang Shansong: "?"

"Then you don't have a wife."

Huang Shansong couldn't help but retort: ​​"That's why I don't have children."

"What kind of love between men and women is needed to cultivate immortality? It will only hinder the speed of my progress!"

Huang Dou snorted coldly: "It's just a beastly behavior dominated by desire for a moment. I don't even bother to do it."

"You have never been in love, so you naturally don't know what it feels like."

Huang Shansong suddenly became hateful in Huang Dou's eyes, and there seemed to be a bit of contempt in his eyes: "Forget it, I can't explain that feeling to my ancestors."

"What does the little brat know!"

Huang Dou cursed loudly: "How can mortal love restrain monks..."

"But I do know that the head of the Medicine King Sect of the previous generation got together because they saw eye to eye with the head of the Five Elements Sect. Then they both stepped down and became the couple of gods and gods that are envied by people."

Huang Shansong struck a fatal blow: "Are they also just mortals who have been carried away?"

"You, you, me, me..."

Huang Dou was speechless for a moment.

Suddenly, he sighed: "It's useless to talk about this now. After living for more than a hundred years, I can only come to one realization.

Life goes by so fast, but in the blink of an eye, I changed from the boy I was to this. "

…

"Life seems to have been pressed on a shortcut button."

Hongli sat on the eaves with dull eyes: "I don't understand why I was so happy and untroubled a few days ago.

In the blink of an eye, not only are they all engaged, but they are about to be caught by the Five Elements Sect...

Where did my time go? Is my life over like this? "

"Ah, calm down."

Hei Yang patted Hong Li's back and comforted him: "At least... you are still alive, right?"

"You still have the nerve to say it!"

Hong Li suddenly grabbed Hei Yang's neck with both hands, and was caught by the latter in a dangerous way.

"what are you doing!"

Heiyang's pupils were shaking: "You don't want to live a life as soon as you get engaged. You want to kill your fiancé, right?"

"Yes, why are you still alive, Heiyang!"

Hong Li gritted her teeth: "As long as you die, the world will restart and everything will return to peace and tranquility."

"Crap, calm down."

Beads of sweat dripped from Hei Yang's forehead: "I didn't want to either. Who knew it would happen out of nowhere? I swear, I have always treated you as a good brother, and I definitely didn't covet your body!"

"No matter what you say!"

Hongli gritted her teeth: "I want to break off the engagement, break off the engagement!"

"Be bold!"

Hei Yang suddenly became righteous, and the young man was proud: "A mere Hongli dared to break off the engagement. Thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi. Don't bully young people into poverty. Three years later..."

"Pooh!"

Hongli's eyes turned red: "You still said you weren't greedy for my body, but you reacted so badly when it came to breaking off the engagement?

I really misjudged you Hei Yang, you scheming fellow, was this your plan? "

"Ah, this is a misunderstanding."

Hei Yang sweated: "It was just the word breaking off the engagement that triggered my instinctive reaction, so I subconsciously said that."

"Instinctive reaction?!"

Hongli became even more angry: "How many times have you broken off an engagement? Okay, okay, you Heiyang, what else do I don't know!"

"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding...huh?"

"ah……"

Their expressions suddenly froze, and they turned to look down, as if they were no longer on the roof.

"Grass."*2

"boom!"

Landing at the same time, Galileo, who was far away in another world, smiled happily.

Chapter 29 I can only be a lazy dog ​​in this life

"Huh, that's the legendary Five Elements Sect's airship."

Today's Five Color City is extremely lively, crowded with people, everyone looking up at the sky.

Hei Yang was one of them. Even he couldn't help but sigh: "It's so spectacular."

"It's driven by spiritual stones. Every minute and every second, you spend more money than real money. It must be fast."

Hei Muguang on the side sighed: "It should be said that it is indeed the Five Elements Sect, the pomp is great, you see the city lord who has not shown up for a long time is waiting for the arrival of the Immortal Chief."

"When we arrive at the Five Elements Sect, we must find our seniors from the Hong family as soon as possible and get shelter. We must remember to listen to our master and remember not to be picky about food..."

Lan Yuying, who was beside her, took the trouble to ask Hong Li over and over again, her eyes turning red: "Remember, your parents are not around, so you can no longer be petty and willful... wu wu wu..."

"Why cry, today is a good day."