How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

[Hongli: Ah, yes, yes, it’s true. You can’t just pretend that you don’t understand and cooperate to comfort me! 】

[Hongli: Damn it, am I really that easy to understand? 】

[Hei Yang: That’s not true. It’s just because I am Hei Yang that I understand you. 】

[Hongli: Well, this reason is okay...]

[Heiyang: But having said that, I feel like you become more shy after putting on a skirt. 】

[Hongli: Ah this...]

[Hei Yang: That is to say, although Xiaoli is a girl, when we got together before, we still felt more like good buddies. 】

[Hei Yang: Now, I feel more like a girl or a girlfriend. 】

[Hongli: Well, that is to say, good brother Hongli, why are you suddenly so girly? 】

[Heiyang: Hahahaha, you said this yourself, not me, hahahaha! 】

At the dinner table, Hei Yang suddenly lowered his head and trembled, causing the chair under him to rattle.

This caused all the relatives and friends to look away with questions, wondering what was wrong with this child...

[Hongli: That’s alright. Is it that funny? I’m a girl! 】

[Hei Yang: No, no, how could I laugh at you? I didn’t laugh. 】

[Hongli: Haha, you obviously haven’t stopped laughing! 】

Hongli sighed, raised her head slightly, tugged at the skirt on her legs expressionlessly, and shook her head again, her face speechless.

[Hongli: I don’t know much about other things, but the trouble is really troublesome. If I weren’t afraid of tearing my skirt, how could I have fallen down with my skills like sister! 】

[Heiyang: Ahem, at this time, should I comfort "Oh, stupid Xiao Li is also very cute", or should I laugh at "Hey, stupid Bi"? 】

[Hongli: Hey, don’t be embarrassed, you should just call me Benbi...]

[Hei Yang: How come there is such a request? Hehehe...but it suits my taste. 】

[Hongli:...]

[Hong Li: Wow, how could I fall in love with a piece of shit like you? If there wasn't someone next to me, I would have punched you twice. 】

[Hei Yang: Tsk tsk, it’s not certain who will beat whom! 】

But having said that, Hei Yang raised his head, stretched out and lay on the backrest, sighing.

"So, why aren't the dads here yet?"

Hei Yang sighed: "The food is almost cold. We can't wait for others to finish eating. We haven't come to eat yet, right?"

"Then when we were eating, everyone gathered around us and watched us eating seriously."

Hong Li exposed her head and imagined that scene.

[Wow, you are indeed Senior Sister Hongli. Her movements are so unpredictable even when she eats a peanut! 】

【Oh ho! Look at those two chopsticks, they are like spears for slaying dragons, sharp blades for salvation! 】

[Look, Senior Sister Hongli’s trembling movements must contain some kind of superb movement skills! 】

[Senior Sister Hongli drinks water with the power of swallowing up the sun and the moon! 】

[Senior Sister Hongli was choked and coughed, which is just a symptom. The coughing sound is actually a long-lost musical power...]

"Hiss...what am I thinking..."

Hongli was frightened by the scene she imagined. If her mother hadn't been at the dinner table, she couldn't help but spit out the fragrance.

"What kind of suffering is that in the world!"

Hongli doubts her life.

"otherwise……"

Qing Yiyi was stunned for a moment, looked at Xiao Huo Gaga, frowned and said: "Let the children start eating first..."

Before he finished speaking, two figures squeezed in from the door.

"Hug, sorry, my wife and children have been waiting for a long time, huh, huh..."

Heimu Guanghong Xiaochen explained while sitting down while panting.

"Today, it's the last day of the year, so I'll just settle all the troubles with the city lord...

Well, after tonight, it’s a new year and a new atmosphere! "

"Fine."

Qing Yiyi and Lan Yuying shook their heads helplessly.

"It's a legitimate reason. Let's eat quickly when everyone is here. Everyone is starving."

"That's true."

Hongli stretched out her chopsticks and rushed towards the large piece of beef on the plate that she had coveted for a long time!

"Click"

The chopsticks were blocked by other chopsticks. Hei Yang Hongli looked at each other in surprise, nodded quickly, pulled on both sides, and tore the large piece of beef into two halves, sharing it equally between the two of them.

Normally, they would not give in so quickly, but there are still many goals on the table, and there is no need to waste time for a mere piece of beef.

If you have this skill, you might as well strive for other goals!

This is the intrigue at the dinner table, intrigues and deceptions, and collaborations!

There are no eternal allies, only eternal interests!

Teammates who were attacking a certain dish together one second may take away your favorite dish the next moment, which is really hard to guard against!

In this case, if you don't have superb eating skills, you may not be able to hold on for even a few minutes, and the food on the table will be divided up!

For a moment, there were only shadows of chopsticks on the table. The black and red families were obviously very comfortable with this kind of scene. Even though Aunt Hongling had been away from home for a long time, she had received professional training!

"Um?"

Xingyun turned his head left and right, watching in confusion as everyone's momentum changed instantly. Everyone's eyes were sharp and their moves were sly, and his eyes suddenly lit up.

"Oh! I understand! Look at mommy!"

Xingyun took a deep breath, shook the chopsticks in his hand violently, and thrust them into the battlefield, leaving a trail of afterimages.

"Look at me, the Xing family's knife technique changes to double-edged cutting!"

"Ah, huh?"

Xiao Huo held a small spoon, blinked his eyes, looked at the empty bowl in front of him, and fell into confusion.

The next moment, when Xiao Huo looked again, he was surprised to find a pile of food in the bowl, and heard the voices of the elders.

"Xiao Huo, look at grandma!"

"Xiao Huo, grandma will knock them all down for you!"

"Mom said, eat as much as you want!"

"Xiao Huo, is that enough? If not, dad will give you another hundred million!"

"Xiao Huo, some wine?"

"Hong Xiaochen, do you dare?!"

"..."

"Ah this..."

Xiao Huo looked up blankly, looked at the food piled up higher and higher in the bowl, looked at the small spoon in his hand, and suddenly smiled.

"Ha, yes, Xiao Huo is still a child."

Xiao Huo nodded happily, dug the mountain of vegetables with a small spoon, and squinted his eyes happily.

"It's so happy to be a child, and it's so happy to be with my parents!"

"However, there is a very serious problem..."

Hei Muguang was shocked: "Where is the wine? How can such a big banquet be without wine? How can the wine be separated from the banquet?!"

"Indeed!"

Hong Xiaochen echoed: "No wine, no banquet, how can this be possible?!"

"If you want to drink, go somewhere else."

Qing Yiyi rolled her eyes: "There are only children here, no one will drink with you."

"Hmm."

Lan Yuying nodded: "Juice or milk, or boiled water, choose for yourself."

"I choose wine!"

"No item found!"

"These dishes are delicious, are they all made by Aunt Yuying?"

Xingyun's eyes lit up.

"Xiaoli has a share too!"

Lan Yuying looked relieved.

Xingyun: "!!!"

Hongling: "!!!"

Xiaohuo: "!!!"

"Hahaha..."

Heiyang saw their expressions and couldn't help but pat Hongli who looked unhappy.

"Over there, it's called Werewolf."

"Heiyang, shut up!"

"..."

"..."

"But speaking of that..."

Hongli, who was sipping hot milk, turned her head and looked at her aunt Hongling who was fiddling with something under the table, and asked curiously: "Aunt, what are you doing?"

"I guess it's a time bomb!"

Heiyang boldly speculated: "After dinner, when we are most relaxed, blast it and blow us up to the sky."

"Heiyang, shut up."

Hongli rolled her eyes and stretched her neck: "Eh? A spiritual stone?"

"Look, I said it was a bomb!"

Heiyang crawled out of the rotten coffin and continued to output: "Just like the communication spiritual stone, a little modification can blow it up..."

"Heiyang, shut up."

"Uh, ha, you ask this?"

Hongling frowned and took the spiritual stone in her hand from under the table, raised it high and squinted to study it carefully.

"According to Elder Huo, it is a photo-retaining stone transformed from a communication stone. It can record images and develop them on spiritual paper, just like the real thing...

It is said that the communication, voice transmission, positioning and other formations have been removed, so that the originally bloated space can be better utilized...

In short, he said a lot, and I didn't hear it clearly at the time."

Hong Ling held the photo-retaining stone and waved it around, just like using someone else's WIFI.

"It's just that I haven't studied it thoroughly yet, and I don't know how to use it...

But I have some clues. When I learn how to use this thing, everyone can take a photo when they leave, as a souvenir..."

Hong Ling's explanation attracted the curiosity of everyone at the table, and they gathered around to study it, just like the novelty of children finding a new toy.

Only Heiyang and Hongli were still sitting in their seats, drinking juice and milk with a comfortable look on their faces.