How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

Hei Yang suddenly said: "If you look at it again, I'll pluck out that little bit of hair you just grew. Damn it, why do you have to be more leisurely than me?"

"Cack!"

The spiritual chicken flapped its wings in fear and flew away. Someone was anxious, but it didn't say who it was!

"Oh oh oh!"

The rooster of the Heiyang family chased after him, looking at the spiritual chicken affectionately.

It's okay, if your chicken feathers are plucked, then I will weave my feathers into a sweater to keep you warm. This is the most romantic thing it can think of!

"Cack?"

The spiritual rooster glanced at the rooster and turned away indifferently.

Humph, you scumbag, you threw it away so cruelly, and now you want to trick it back with sweet words?

late!

"Oh...oh...oh..."

Looking at the rooster that seemed to be petrified, Hei Yang couldn't help but laugh and said, "Oh, scumbag chicken!"

"Whoa whoa?"

The rooster stared at Black Sun with wide eyes in shock. Is it really okay for you, a human, to laugh at my rooster?

Or is it that this guy can only seek psychological balance in small animals?

"..."

Hei Yang smiled stiffly. Although he couldn't understand what the rooster was saying, he always felt despised.

Chapter 32 I still like your unruly look

"What exactly went wrong?"

Hei Yang fell into deep thought. His parents used to be very gentle...

Hongli was sent to the Five Elements Sect, and she also received a thank-you gift from the Medicine King Sect. These were obviously two good things, and they should add up to double happiness. How could things become like this?

Hei Yang vaguely remembered that he did spend a leisurely time when Hongli first left, and he would also send messages to mock Hongli from time to time.

It's roughly as follows.

[Hei Yang: Well, today is another day of staying in bed. I wonder if someone was forced to get up early. 】

[Hei Yang: Ah, I’m so free. I really want to do some work and be a little tired. 】

[Hei Yang: Oh, someone is already suffering for me! That’s okay! 】

However, Hongli did not fly into a rage as Hei Yang expected, and her reply was very strange.

[Hongli: Hehe. 】

[Hongli: Hehehehe. 】

[Hongli: Hehehehe. 】

At first, Hei Yang thought that Hongli had been transformed into a fool there, and he mourned for her for several days.

But in the end, Hei Yang still misjudged the extent of someone's evil and insidiousness. Until one day a letter was delivered to his home, and he watched his parents open it, as if he had opened Pandora's box.

…

"Huh? Is there a letter from Xiaoli?"

Qing Yiyi was surprised and happy: "This child really misses us."

"Just saying."

Hei Muguang smiled: "You actually remembered to write us a letter. You are really thoughtful."

"Actually..."

Qing Yiyi said mysteriously: "Xiaoli doesn't care about us two. I think she cares about Xiaoyang."

"Yeah, that makes sense."

Hei Muguang nodded in agreement, but felt a little troubled: "But our Xiaoyang has to live up to his expectations, otherwise I won't dare to say more about his situation when I reply.

Sure enough, you still have to be strict with the requirements, otherwise you will be very sorry for this girl! "

"Hey, this girl has already refined her Qi! Our Xiaoyang has been crushed."

"Ah, Xiaoli also said that there is a handsome senior brother in the foundation building stage who is pursuing her. Our Xiaoyang is in danger!"

"Ah? Xiaoli also said, the elder brother of the foundation period was beaten by the brother of Jin Danqi, saying that he also looked at Xiaoli."

"Well, but Xiaoli rejected senior brother's pursuit. She said she only had Xiaoyang in her heart!"

Qing Yiyi and Hei Twilight looked at each other, moved and determined, and then they looked at Hei Yang.

What a terrifying look that is!

That was the look that turned a loving mother into a stepmother, and turned heaven into hell - Hei Yang regretted not noticing it earlier, otherwise he would rather run away from home!

…

"Xiaoyang, Xiaoyang, come here quickly."

Qing Yiyi shouted in the room: "Xiaoli has another letter..."

"The devil must have sent another invitation to hell!"

Hei Yang couldn't help but complain: "It's all false news, don't believe it!"

"This kid, what are you talking about?"

"I don't know. He's probably crazy again. Leave him alone and take a look at what's written in this letter?"

"Um...ah!"

"What's wrong?"

"Xiao Li said that Elder Yuan Ying found a reason for Senior Brother Jin Danqi to be sent to the sect to perform a mission. Because that elder also admired our Xiao Li, he used his power for personal gain..."

"Grass."

Hei Yang wanted to poke his own ears, but the lies the thief Hong Li was making were getting more and more outrageous!

"But then again..."

Hei Yang looked at the synchronized message: "It said that the little smart ghost has turned into a big clever ghost. Is it Hongli who is finally willing to open the gift box?

But there was only one prompt. Did she only open one gift box, or was the other one an item and prop, so there was no prompt? "

If you don’t understand, just ask.

[Hei Yang: What have you prescribed? 】

Five minutes passed.

[Hei Yang:? ? ? 】

Another five minutes passed.

[Heiyang: Wai Wai Wai? Red glass? Is Hongli there? Is she dead? 】

Ten minutes passed.

[Hei Yang: No, what are you doing? 】

Half an hour passed.

[Hei Yang: Good sister, reply to my message! 】

Another half hour passed.

[Heiyang: Hongli, what the hell are you doing?]

[Hongli: You are so talented]

[Hei Yang:? 】

[Hei Yang: No, you have been seeing my messages, right? If I scold you, you reply to me, but if I don't scold you, you ignore me? ]

[Hei Yang: After all, our feelings have faded. It turns out that I am just a tool responsible for cultivation, and I am the clown! ]

[Hong Li: ...]

[Hong Li: Stop it, I am busy. ]

[Hei Yang: I understand, I am talking to my Jindan-stage senior brother... No, I am busy talking to the Yuanying-stage elder, right? ]

[Hei Yang: I know, after all, childhood sweethearts are not as good as heaven-sent. I have completely lost this fight. ]

[Hei Yang: In this case, I, a loser, should quit on my own initiative. After all... loving someone does not mean you have to be with her, woo woo woo. ]

[Hei Yang: I wish you happiness! ]

[Hong Li:? ]

[Hong Li: No, others don't know, but can you not know that foundation building and Jindan Yuanying are all fictional characters? ]

[Heiyang: Oh, you don't need to comfort me, I understand everything, I wish you happiness, I will disappear from your sight forever, woo woo woo. ]

[Hongli: Damn, you can't talk unless you are disgusting, right? ]

[Hongli: I just got something interesting, no, very interesting, and I am obsessed with it. ]

[Heiyang: Ah, that, let's discuss something! ]

[Hongli: No. ]

[Heiyang: No, I haven't said it yet, why can't you? ]

[Hongli: What unexpected words can you say? It's nothing more than "Ah, can you work hard on your cultivation and let me relax for a while" and other nonsense. ]

[Hongli: So, I have already told you the answer in advance, no! ]

[Heiyang: It really makes Heiyang understand, right? ]

[Heiyang: But I really can't stand it anymore, Li, please have mercy and save me! ]

[Heiyang: Can you bear to let me die like this? Wouldn't you be sad if I died? ! ]

[Hongli: That's true. After all, slaves are the property of slave owners. If one of them dies, it will cost a lot of money...]

[Heiyang: Yes, yes, Miss Hongli is right. You must cherish and protect your property! ]

[Hongli: No way? You can tolerate this? ]

[Heiyang: Uh, what do you mean? ]

[Hongli: Please, I've said so much, please give me a normal reaction. ]

[Heiyang: Ah, what is a "normal reaction"? ]

[Hongli: For example, "Ah, Hongli you ****", "I'll kill you", "Wait, don't fall into my hands, otherwise I will double the humiliation today" and other such cruel words. ]

[Hongli: I still like your unruly look. Come back quickly, please, scold me or something. ]

[Hei Yang: You are fucking here]

[Hei Yang: Are you sick? You are looking for trouble with a smug face? ]

[Hong Li: Haha, I am anxious, anxious, someone is anxious. ]

[Hei Yang:]

[Hong Li: But, this kind of thing is not impossible to discuss...]

[Hei Yang:! ]

[Hei Yang: Tell me in detail! ]

[Hong Li: Go to my house, the study room where I keep my novels, the third bookshelf from the left after entering the door, the sixth row from the top, the second book from the left to the right, turn to page 73, and then continue reading. ]

[Hong Li: Retell the plot to me truthfully, I really want to know how the story ends, but unfortunately I was arrested before I finished reading it, and I didn't have time to take it away. ]

[Hong Li: Well, you tell me the plot, and I will help you practice to the Qi Refining Stage, how about it, fair! ]

[Hei Yang: A deal? ]