How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

"As long as you continue, I will help you rub your back, shoulders and legs, um, for a week! Is that okay?!"

"My good brother, was my head kicked by a donkey or was your head caught by the door?"

Jiali had a question mark on his head.

"You made so many promises to me in your dream, let alone a week, even a year, I don't know when I wake up.

Ouch, you're giving me a free hand here, aren't you? Your little abacus is so smooth! "

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang said with a sneer: "The important thing is to participate. The important thing is to participate. Now let's think about how to deal with it after waking up. Isn't it a bit too far-reaching?"

Jiali: "..."

Hei Yang: "..."

"Hey, actually..."

Jiali sighed and looked at Heiyang.

"It's not impossible for me to continue, but I have a condition."

"Elaborate!"

"Well, that..."

Jiali thought seriously for a moment, walked slowly to the bed, sat down, and hooked her hands.

"Come closer and I'll tell you quietly."

"uh-huh?"

Hei Yang raised his eyebrows and moved closer to Jiali.

"That's enough, really. Why do you need to whisper the conditions?"

"Because I'm a little embarrassed, hehe."

"Just tell me, don't be embarrassed in front of me."

"Okay, let me tell you..."

Jiali lowered her voice quietly.

"The condition is..."

"Um?"

Hei Yang frowned: "What is it?"

"that is……"

"What do you mean?"

"It's just hey!"

Before Hei Yang, who was about to listen to the whisper, could react, a white and tender little foot was enlarged in front of his eyes, enlarged... and then his chin suffered a heavy blow that it shouldn't have to bear!

"Grass--"

Hei Yang's eyes widened, and a huge impact came from his chin. He was kicked into the sky on the spot. The wind was whistling in his ears, and the blue sky and white clouds were approaching him... No, it was him approaching the blue sky and white clouds!

"Mou Li! Just wait for me!!!"

"Black Sun! Fly high!"

Xiaoli laughed until her stomach ached. While laughing, she waved to the black sun that gradually turned into stars in the sky: "I'll see you when you wake up!"

"Hongli! Just wait for me!!! Bang! Click!"

While Hei Yang spoke harshly, he continued to rise until he hit the air wall of the dream map. With a "click", his head poked a hole in the white clouds and blue sky.

Hei Yang: "..."

"Grass."

Hei Yang looked at the darkness in front of him, speechless.

My head flew out of the world and got stuck on the roof of the world. It seemed like I was still in a dreamland of blue sky and white clouds from the neck down...

"The touch of this chin is so real..."

Hei Yang realized that this was Hongli who really kicked him on the bed, kicking him out of his sweet dream...

"You bitch, you can't even sleep well, right?"

There were dense tic-tac-toe marks on Hei Yang's forehead. He sighed, stretched out his hands to support himself, and climbed up from the big hole he made. The gap healed automatically.

"Wait……"

Hei Yang patted the dust on his body, looked at the healed gap, and suddenly reacted.

"Did I, it would have been better to shrink back just now..."

Hei Yang: "..."

Now he is just a ray of subconscious mind, most of his energy is in "baby-like healthy sleep", it makes sense to turn his head slowly, right?

"never mind."

Hei Yang sighed, turned to look at the black and red "gold" elixir next to him, blinked, and a bunch of question marks appeared on his head.

Beside the black and red pill, seven streams of magical power were flying.

"Is this a kick to break my bottleneck? What kind of evolutionary kick?!"

…………

[Your contract partner (Heiyang) has broken through the bottleneck, is in the process of advancement, and is in the process of merging magical powers. 】

"Aha?"

Dream space, sunny beach, blue sky and ocean.

Hongli sat up from the "bed boat", took off her sunglasses with a confused look, looked at the pop-up message, and tilted her head.

"What's going on? Isn't Hei Yang in my arms now? Where can we break the bottleneck?"

Hong Li shook her shoulders first, and could clearly feel the warm and solid Black Yang in her arms. Then she looked ahead at the fake Yang dragging the "bed boat" on the sea surface, and a question mark appeared above her head.

"What's wrong?"

False Yang turned his head and looked at Hong Li with his dead fish eyes.

"What question marks are there on your head?"

"Well, Zhenyang was obviously held in my arms, but I found that he seemed to have broken through the realm?"

Hongli scratched her head, looked at the black sun she imagined, and asked curiously: "False Yang, do you have any clues?"

"There's nothing strange about this."

Fang Yang spread his hands and said confidently: "I am so witty and quick-thinking. Isn't it normal for me to suddenly realize something in my dream?

Don’t forget, you also made a breakthrough in Huxinting in a dream, right? "

"Well, that's right..."

Hong Li nodded slightly, thoughtfully.

"The energy feedback from the accidental swallowing of the demon shadow has been continuous. It is indeed time to break through, just like I did... wait!"

Hong Li suddenly reacted and widened her eyes.

"If you want to be promoted, you need to integrate a magical power, right?!"

"uh-huh."

Fake Yangxun looked at Hongli and suddenly showed a funny expression.

"Furthermore, have you forgotten that you melted your magical power into my pill pill before and made me a transparent person?"

"Ah, of course I remember this..."

Hongli laughed twice, realizing that something was wrong.

"Having said that, Hei Yang probably won't try to incorporate magical powers into my part. Let me experience the feeling of magical powers running amok...

Hahaha, impossible, definitely impossible, how could a boy as good as Hei Yang have the heart to bully his lovely and beautiful fiancée..."

"Do you believe what you say?"

The dildo showed dead fish eyes, and the corners of his mouth were slightly raised.

"I should say, I will definitely do that, right?

As the saying goes, you will have to pay back sooner or later if you come out to work.

If you have this time to comfort yourself, you might as well think about what kind of magical power you will be integrated into, how you should survive the magical power and go berserk..."

"do not!"

Hong Li said sadly: "You don't want that kind of thing! Fake Yang, please help me think of a solution!"

"Hey, what a ridiculous idea is it to let your own imaginary character help you with your ideas!"

The dildo couldn't help but complain, raised his hand again, shook the rope in his hand, and rolled his eyes.

"Furthermore, you treated me like this in your dream, asking me to pull out a bed and boat for you. Are you being punished now? Well, all I can say is, it's a good death!"

"Bah! What a good death! Bad death! No, no, no, I don't want to die!"

Hongli looked sad and angry and said: "As a boyfriend, what's wrong with me being a bully and a horse in my dream?

Besides, I don’t believe that Hei Yang wouldn’t dream about me and then do whatever he wants to me in his dream!

Maybe he would tie me up or lock me in a secret room underground, and then do this and that and so on!

Hiss, just thinking about it makes me feel excited. I mean, just thinking about it is scary! "

False positive: "..."

Hongli: "..."

"That……"

Fake Yang looked at Hong Li with a wary expression.

"So, have you ever thought about tying me up and locking me up? Tell me the truth!"

"What's the use!!!"

Hongli curled her lips in frustration.

"uh-huh?"

The dildo raised his eyebrows.

"How do you ask me to imagine a scene I haven't seen before? Damn it!"

Hongli couldn't help but a bunch of tic-tac-toe popping up on her head, pointing at the fake Yang fiercely.

"Under your clothes now, there is nothing but a chaotic mosaic!

Because I have never seen you without clothes! So I can’t imagine it! Damn, damn! "

False positive: "..."

Hongli: "..."

"Ahem, I know what you want to say. If I can't imagine it, Hei Yang can't imagine it either, hehe..."

Hongli laughed twice and beeped softly.

"But that's not it. I still have a face..."

"Good sister, please stop saying these words that I don't understand!"

The fake Yang clasped his hands together and placed them on his chest, with a holy look on his face.

"The illusory me has no such worldly desires."

"You're talking nonsense!"

"I don't!"

"You are a figment of my imagination. I, Hong Li, am full of worldly desires. Do you think you may not have them?"