How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

Chapter 275

"Ah, you are in the Jindan stage anyway, this skin injury can be restored to its original state in half a shot, and become smooth and white again..."

Heiyang turned his head away guiltily: "You kicked me before, so you are even!"

"Even you are not done! Look at my elbow!"

"Fuck, that's the kidney, you are crazy!"

"Jindan stage, what are you afraid of, this is a pre-marital quality inspection!"

"In that case, don't blame me for being rude! Elephant kicks!"

"Do you want to defeat me like this?! The cat lands! The cat shakes off the water! The cat turns around!"

"It's not over yet! The angry crow takes off! Next, the crow takes the plane!"

"Don't even think about it! The hamster gets on the wheel! The tornado destroys the parking lot!"

Reality, in the house, on the bed.

"Hey! Ha!"

"Huh! Yeah!"

The boy and the girl closed their eyes tightly, wrestled together with ferocious faces, and the spiritual power boiled and the strong wind was blowing!

I saw Heiyang Tianzun grab Hongli's ears and pull them, and Hongli Emperor grabbed Heiyang's hair and pulled them.

The two of them were vicious and ruthless, and it was hard to tell who was better!

The surging terrifying aura enveloped the two, and the realm rushed to a higher level!

"..."

At some point, Hongli and Heiyang were at the same height, hugging Liuguang, staring at each other with a vigilant look, waiting for the key to victory to appear!

"Xiaoli!"

Heiyang suddenly spoke.

"Hmm?"

Hongli tilted her head and suddenly widened her eyes. Before she could react, Heiyang's face instantly came up and kissed her cheek fiercely!

"Mua! Surrender or not!"

"You are so..."

"Mua! Surrender or not!"

"Despicable..."

"Mua! Surrender or not!"

"Heiyang————"

"Mua! Surrender or not!"

"………"

"Ah!!!"

Suddenly, Hongli on the bed opened her eyes suddenly, sat up, and touched her cheeks and neck with both hands. Her face was red and her ears were hot.

"Heiyang, old thief! I'm not done with you!"

"Hahaha! I'm still a little better after all!"

Heiyang's face was red, and he turned the stream of light. Facing the red inner pill, the magical power merged!

[Your contract object (Heiyang) successfully led the magical power instant kill (purple) for you, and the magical power is transforming and merging...]

[Tip: During the transformation of the magical power, it is normal for the magical power to run wild. There is no need to worry. Worrying is useless. You can speed up the transformation through hard work and understanding! 】

Hongli: "..."

"Ahem, that..."

Heiyang quietly opened his eyes and said with a wry smile: "Please don't elevate dream behavior to reality, haha, hahaha..."

"Hei... Yang..."

"Xiao Li, I was wrong! Next time... bah, I won't dare to do it next time! Forgive me!"

"You die first! Look at me killing instantly!"

"Ah——"

Number of words in this chapter: 6666, needles don't poke.

Chapter 264 Thrilling coding with only two minutes left before the line of life and death! Only one minute left!

"Huh?"

Yao Yang, the great elder of the Medicine King Sect, was suddenly stunned. He looked at the direction of the house in the courtyard through the tall wall and frowned subconsciously.

Just now, there seemed to be a sudden burst of murderous aura over there, and then it disappeared in a flash?

Illusion?

Yao Yang was confused, but thinking that he was here to thank and apologize, he thought he was in a lower position, so he decided to be more cautious!

Thinking of this, Yao Yang's hand that was about to knock on the door suddenly stopped in the air. Under the puzzled gazes of the sect leader Shi Xing and a group of elders and disciples, he turned around and coughed twice.

"Ahem, that, I think it's better for us to check it again..."

The people of Yaowang Sect: "..."

"I think, Elder Yao, you don't have to be so cautious..."

The sect leader Shi Xing walked to Yao Yang from the side and smiled helplessly.

"Although we came to thank and apologize, we didn't fall into the proper etiquette.

Besides, the two Taoist friends Hong and Hei left me with the impression that they are easy to get along with. I think we can just treat them normally."

"But..."

Yao Yang wanted to say that such geniuses are all eccentric or arrogant, but was interrupted by the sect leader Shi Xing who smiled and shook his head.

Shi Xing, who had lost all his limbs, has now grown his limbs again. When he returned the wheelchair given by the city lord as a gift, he was embarrassed by the latter's envious and fiery gaze.

In terms of injuries alone, Shi Xing, whose limbs were bitten off, was in a much more serious condition than the city lord. The latter was injured by the evil cultivator and did not receive timely treatment, resulting in paralysis of both legs.

But as a Jindan cultivator, Shi Xing's recovery ability is far beyond that of the city lord. One of the benefits of cultivation is reflected here, and his vitality is relatively tenacious.

If it were a mortal with broken limbs, even if he survived by chance, he would probably be depressed because of his injuries, and even impulsive to seek death.

The gap between healthy and disabled, the feeling of powerlessness, makes people crazy, and even the comfort of their relatives may be a kind of harm to them.

But Shi Xing is different. As long as he survives, he will not worry about his injuries. He knows that he can recover as before.

Now, except that Shi Xing's breath is still a little weak and his cultivation has declined a little, his injuries are no longer a big deal, which naturally makes the city lord envious.

But after all, they were fellow patients in a wheelchair. Shi Xing also had some friendship with the city lord. He promised that he would find a way to restore the city lord's health in the future, which earned the city lord's sincere gratitude.

After all, this is the head of the Medicine King Sect. Even if he can't beat others in a fight, treating diseases is his professional counterpart's strength.

Thoughts flashed through his mind, Shi Xing composed himself, showed a solemn expression, and gently opened the door.

"Da da da!"

Shi Xing's voice was loud and clear: "Fellow Daoist Heiyang, Fellow Daoist Hongli, and the leader of the Yaowang Sect, Shi Xing, are here to bother us. Please open the door and see us."

"..."

"Ahem."

Shi Xing raised his voice again: "Fellow Daoist Heiyang, Fellow Daoist Hongli, and Yaowang Sect are here to visit with heavy gifts. I hope to see you when we open the door!"

"..."

Shi Xing: "???"

"Well……"

Yao Yang frowned and came to the wall, tapped it lightly with his fingers, and put his ears against it to feel for a moment. He suddenly showed a sudden look on his face, turned around and looked at Shi Xing, who was confused, and pointed at the wall.

"The pattern and color on the surface are covered up to look like ordinary five-color city masonry. In fact, they are all high-quality "sound-absorbing stones," making it difficult for outside sounds to pass in."

"Ah this..."

Sect leader Shi Xing was stunned for a moment, with a confused expression on his face.

He was no stranger to the so-called sound-absorbing stone, which was a special type of mineral in the Traveling World. It was mostly distributed in foreign territories, but was relatively rare and precious on the human side.

This kind of ore is of the highest quality, both in terms of sound insulation effect and sturdiness.

It is generally used for... well, it is used to build the kind of secret practice room used for retreat!

But this isn't a secret room for you, right?

Isn’t this the residence where you live?

Could it be that the secret room also has a yard and greenery inside, right?

He, Shi Xing, had never seen anyone use this thing to build a house, so he was so out of line!

You two are completely isolated from the world, right?

You guys don’t even think about what to do if someone comes to your door?

Are you no longer a group creature like humans?

Don’t you need to socialize at all?

Have you become immortals?

For a time, Shi Xing, the leader of the Medicine King Sect who claimed to be well-informed, couldn't help but have a bunch of question marks on his head.

"Well, Sect Master..."

Yao Yang looked helpless: "What should we do now?"

"Well……"

Shi Xing hesitated to speak, looked up at the sky, and said in a complicated tone: "How about we... fly over the wall?"

"Ah, this is breaking into a private house, right?"

Yao Yang twitched the corner of his mouth and also looked up.

"Besides, I have a hunch that if I fly in directly, I might encounter something unusual."

For example, what about an anti-air missile system? (bushi)

For example, what about the protective formation?

What to do? Just leave?

The sect master and the great elder looked at each other and nodded.

"Ahem, that..."