How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

Item: Gun that absolutely breaks defenses

Quality: purple

Effect: 1. Ignore the defense of monks at the Nascent Soul stage and below.

Second, at the expense of the broken spear, deliver a blow that ignores the defense of the monks in the Tribulation Stage!

Durability: 66666/66666 (recovering 20/second)

Introduction: Why not try to poke the sword that absolutely breaks defenses?

Item: Small flat peach seedlings

Quality: gold

Effect: Flowers bloom every thirty years, and bears fruit every thirty years. Thirty flowers will bear fruit, and one flower will extend life by thirty years...

Introduction: The oldest peach tree in the world is said to be still alive. Perhaps it feels that this world is too lonely, so it has stayed with the universe until now...

Hei Yang: "!!!"

Hongli: "!!!"

Hei Yang: "!!!"

Hongli: "!!!"

Hei Yang: "!

"stop!"

Hongli slapped Hei Yang's two exclamation marks and quotation marks away, and said righteously: "It's only three things. Repeating the exclamation twice can already express the shock in our hearts!"

"It doesn't feel as good as this..."

Hei Yang couldn't help but take a breath, this golden quality item was so terrifying!

"Let's see."

Hei Yang pointed upward and gestured: "Isn't this more useful than an exclamation mark?"

"Don't worry so much, just be shocked!"

Hongli clapped her fingers: "One, two, three, thirty, sixty, nine hundred, eh...

Black Yang, do you know what this means?

Theoretically speaking, as long as we time it right, this peach tree can crazily pull the health of our family of seven infinite times!

In other words, with your flat peach tree, the lifespan problem we are worried about is no longer a problem! "

"Ha, hu..."

Hongli took a deep breath, her little face flushed with excitement: "Sure enough, I said there is no need to rush, there will be a road before the car reaches the mountain, and that solves a big problem!"

"Well, don't be too happy too early..."

Hei Yang directly poured cold water on it: "Do you know how to plant it? Do you know what environment a flat peach tree can grow in healthily? Do you know what nutrients a flat peach tree needs? Do you know what dangers a flat peach tree will encounter during its growth?

Moreover, between the two of us, who will be responsible for planting trees? Have you ever thought about this? ! "

"ah?!!"

Hongli's eyes widened: "What? What? Do you still need us to take care of the peach tree when it grows? Do you still need us to plant it?"

"Otherwise? What do you think?"

"I thought……"

Hong Li said with a look of disbelief: "Didn't the peach tree dig a hole in a suitable place with a shovel, bury its feet in it to absorb the nutrients, and occasionally pull itself out when thirsty to drink a few buckets of water, and then go on its own? Jump back and think of ways to get some fertilizer to supplement yourself if you feel you are lacking nutrition. When the fruits are mature, will you come to our door with a basket and deliver it to us with a smile? "

Hei Yang: "???"

"No, what kind of weird creature are you?"

"The peach tree is so powerful, why can't it become a spirit?"

"When people become spirits and have their own wisdom, why should they give us fruits to eat?"

"Nonsense, we are parents, it shouldn't be filial to us? Failure to be filial is a traitor!"

"Oh, you don't take care of other people's peach trees, but instead let them serve you tea and water, right?"

Hei Yang looked shocked, what kind of vampire... No, vampires still hunt by themselves, you are just a parasite, right?

Hei Yang touched the remaining gift box: "Hong Li, don't move around here. I'll get you a pink street lamp!"

"Climb, climb, climb!"

Chapter 270 Personal test, fellow Taoists who are not in the Golden Elixir stage, please do not imitate this dangerous routine, I will send it!

"Okay! Without further ado, bring the little peach tree!"

Hongli stretched out her hand directly: "Give it to me quickly!"

"What are you doing?"

"What else can you do?"

Hongli's eyes widened slightly: "Of course we will start cultivating family relationships from now on!"

"Don't even think about it, I am an expert in raising children!"

Hong Li stretched out a finger and said, "Isn't it my credit that Xiao Huo can live so long and grow into such a cute little girl now?

I'm not the stupid newbie I was back then, okay?

My mother is my only daughter. My mother is a mother for the first time. I have already been a mother of Xiaohuo. Plus this time, I am a mother for the second time.

It was only the first time for my mother, but it was already the second time for me. What does this mean? "

"Does it mean your child reopens faster? Does it refresh more frequently?"

Hei Yang raised his hand to answer.

"Bah, bah, bah!"

Hong Li rolled her eyes and pointed at herself confidently.

"This proves that my experience in raising children is twice that of my mother. I am more like my mother than my mother. I am an elite mother!"

"Elite mom, I think you look like an elite monster, so show up your health bar!"

Hong Li: "???"

"Hey, Hei Yang! If you can't speak, you can shut up! Damn it!"

Hongli pointed at herself with an unhappy expression.

"Why can't someone like me be a leader? The one who can drop the dragon-slaying sword and so on!

If you say I am an elite monster, who are you looking down on? "

"No way, no way, no one really thinks of the dragon-slaying sword as some kind of magical weapon, right?"

"Ah this..."

Hong Li hesitated and retorted without confidence: "At least the name sounds powerful, doesn't it?"

"Too……"

Hei Yang nodded, and suddenly thought of something, he came close to Hong Li, brushed her hair aside to expose her little ears, and whispered softly: "Do you remember the story I told you about Calabash Baby before?"

"Uh, ah ha."

Hongli shrank her neck, the heat coming from her ears made her itchy, and she felt a little nervous in her heart.

She replied in a low voice: "Remember, what happened? Can the Calabash Baby also drop the Dragon-Slaying Sword?"

"Climb, crawl, crawl, what a mess, I really want to open your head and see what's inside!"

"They are all pretending to be Black Sun!"

"Good answer! Give me a shot and touch your head!"

Hei Yang patted Hong Li's head with satisfaction, and then continued in a low voice: "Didn't the snake spirit soak the Qi baby in Hei Shui'er before it was born, and then give it prenatal education to influence its will? The so-called Brainwashing starts with babies..."

"Stop, stop, stop!"

Hong Li's eyes suddenly widened and she reacted: "Oh, you said you want me to imitate the snake spirit and play dirty tricks on others... Bah, brainwash their flat peach trees, right?"

"Smart! I am your husband, the scorpion spirit..."

Hei Yang coughed twice and clenched his hands suddenly, with a fierce expression on his face: "It's just a gourd baby, let's see how it escapes from our hands!"

"Bah, bah, bah, if you want to be the villain, go ahead and do it yourself. Didn't you get killed by someone else in the end?"

Hong Li snorted lightly, showing a disdainful expression.

"This kind of brainwashing that forcibly tamperes with the will usually only requires the protagonist group to shout a few words, "Wake up!" "Don't you remember us?", and all your plans will be cleared up without any reason, and you will overturn the situation. It's useless to turn it over once and for all.

Only when you treat others sincerely will they be willing to repay you, and only by being sincere can you change the other person into your own shape, just like what you did to Xiao Hongli when you were a child..."

"Hey, hey, hey, how many times have I told you, at the beginning, I really only regarded you as my sister..."

Hei Yang said speechlessly: "I think you have to send me to prison before you are willing to do it, right?"

"Just giving an example."

"This example is not appropriate at all!"

"Ah, yes, yes!"

Hongli snorted softly: "After all, it's still the same sentence. As long as I treat the little peach tree with warm motherly love, it will naturally come to show filial piety to us during the holidays. My idea is right!"

"I know you have the right idea."

Hei Yang said faintly: "I just don't really recognize your strength."

Hong Li: "???"

"No, what the hell..."

Hongli became angry from shame: "Go and see Xiaohuo, she..."

"That's because Xiao Huo is strong, that's why he survived."

"What Xiao Huo can do, why can't Xiao Pan Tao do it?"

"Oh, if I can't support him, it must be the other party's problem. If I can support him, it's my own credit, right?"

"whispering sound……"

Hongli curled her lips and turned away with an unhappy expression.

"It's a bunch of nonsense, sister, I don't even bother to argue with you."

"You can't say it, you can't say it, and you still find excuses, tsk tsk..."

"Who, who is making excuses!"

Hong Li glared at Hei Yang and reached out to touch two treasure boxes.

"I just suddenly remembered that there are eight treasure chests that have not been opened, so I am too lazy to continue arguing with you."

"A blunt change of subject."

"Heiyang shut up!"

"Why don't you close it, just don't close it!"

"I am your wife!"

"Okay, my dear wife."

"snort."

Hong Li snorted softly, looked at the two treasure boxes in her hand, and added: "I'll open two more, and the remaining five will be yours. Is that okay?"

"Your will! Madam!"

"Hmm."

Hong Li showed a satisfied expression: "Look at me, Erlian!"