How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

The fifth one, gold, feels good.

Item: Calming and Enlightenment Incense

Quality: Purple

Effect: Enter the state of enlightenment, speed up the fusion of supernatural powers, and greatly shorten the time required for fusion.

Introduction: To be honest, this thing can also be used as a mosquito coil, I'm serious.

Item: Anxiety Maker

Quality: Purple

Effect: Cause and effect deduction, predict the future, and create your own anxiety!

Introduction: As for prophecy, ten out of ten are bad things...

Item: Realm Full Map Hanging

Quality: Gold

Effect: Scan the cultivation realm of all creatures within the range, and mark their location and cultivation.

Applicable realm: Qi Refining Stage - Tribulation Stage.

Applicable Range: One Realm (Wandering Realm)

Introduction: That's right, I won't act anymore, this time I really opened the hang my friend gave me!

Item: Life and Death Contract (for two people)

Quality: Gold

Effect: Share the life value equally.

Introduction: Are you really sure you want to gamble your life with another person?

Do you really have someone you trust so much that you can sign a contract with him? You should know that this term is called forever.

Item: Absolute Pass*2

Quality: Gold

Effect: One-time consumable item. Use this item in any "barrier", "array", "special space", "world gap" or "time and space turbulence" to pass freely without any obstacles.

Introduction: Our original intention is to help those explorers who stray into dangerous places to escape danger, but there are always some bastards who use it to spy!

"..."

"Hu, ha, hu, ha..."

Hongli muttered slogans in a low voice, and her hands kept outputting on Heiyang's legs.

"How about Heiyang, our ancestral Hong family massage method is comfortable, right?!"

"If my memory has not been tampered with, I remember that the Hong family does not have any ancestral massage method..."

Heiyang looked down at Hongli expressionlessly.

"I feel like you are using my legs as a sandbag, Miss Hongli. Thanks to you, I can no longer feel the existence of my legs."

"Ha, I'm overthinking, overthinking. This is normal..."

Hongli said with a wry smile: "It proves that your legs are so happy that you don't even care about your waist, and you're floating in the air!"

"Climb, climb, climb..."

Heiyang rolled his eyes: "I'm lazy, my legs are numb from your body, and you're still pretending!"

"Oh, oh, it's really because my husband's strong legs are so warm and reliable!"

"Ah, yes, yes."

Heiyang curled his lips, took out the life and death contract, and handed it to Hongli.

"Girl, sign a contract with me quickly, and then become a magical girl!"

"Ah, huh?"

Hongli had a question mark above her head, and she took a quick look at the item information and looked surprised.

"So, if you sign this contract, you can die together in the true sense?"

"Fuck, why do you talk so badly every day!"

Heiyang rolled his eyes: "Hurry up!"

"Hehe, I know, I know."

Hongli signed the contract with a smile as required, and said casually while signing: "If you are in danger of your life, won't I have to die with you?

I thought you would rather sacrifice yourself than let the person you like die!"

"Hmph, you are a piece of trash. You can't do anything without me. What's the point of living if I die!"

Heiyang said viciously: "Hurry up and die together."

"Yes, yes, die with my husband."

Hongli couldn't stop smiling.

Die together? No way.

Signing a contract is to remind each other to take it easy. Your life is not just yours!

"..."

"..."

At 3:50 in the morning, in front of Yangli's house, Hong Qiao quietly waited for dawn.

"Second uncle said that Brother Heiyang and Sister Hongli might be able to give me some help, but I don't know if it will work..."

Chapter 272 The more you want to do something well, the more likely you are to run into trouble...

"The gun is yours, the sword is mine..."

"The Lihuo crystal is Xiaohuo's, and this cup is for my parents to use for self-defense..."

"One pass for you and one for me..."

On the big bed, the boy and girl sat cross-legged opposite each other, whispering in a voice that only the other party could hear. They were sorting out the props they had opened.

"To be honest, this medicinal wine is not very useful to me."

Heiyang snorted and said proudly: "If you add a cup of water to the basin, you may see some changes.

But if you pour it into rivers, lakes, you can't see any difference at all!"

"Ah, right, right, right..."

Hongli did not comment, pretending to be indifferent.

"Put it on the bedside, maybe someone will need it in the future?"

Heiyang: "..."

Heiyang: "I'm too lazy to argue with you..."

Hongli: "Ah, yes, yes, that's what it means to be insecure."

Heiyang: "Who are you looking down on? Who are you looking down on?

Even your little arms and legs, I'm afraid I'll break them with just a little force!

You also asked me to drink medicinal wine, don't cry and call for daddy when the time comes!"

Hongli: "Tsk, you have no right to speak without practice, anyway, you haven't tried it yet, you can brag as much as you want."

Heiyang: "This is called stating facts."

"I hope so..."

Hongli curled her lips, suddenly thought of something, and sighed.

"So what should we do with that coffin? I get so angry when I see it."

"Who can I blame for what I found?"

"Then let's put it..."

Hongli scratched her head: "Put it on the bedside too, waiting for future use?"

"Put it on the bedside, don't you think it's unlucky!"

Heiyang held his forehead helplessly and sighed: "Put it in the storage bag, it's more or less a life-saving trump card, deceive yourself and think of it as a turtle shell or something..."

"Okay..."

Hongli nodded and continued to sort.

"Little Peach Tree, this needs no further explanation as to its priority. Before we have other ways to increase the life span of our family, this is our lifeblood..."

"That's true."

Heiyang held something that looked like a tablet in his hand and kept poking it. He couldn't help but complain: "This anxiety generator can't play games or watch anime, but it has to grow into a form that can connect to the Internet. It's really a bit outrageous...

I can only say that it is worthy of being an anxiety generator. It hasn't even started yet, and it's making me anxious just by its appearance."

"Okay, okay, I haven't played the games you mentioned since I was born, nor have I watched those anime..."

Hongli rolled her eyes, took the anxiety generator from Heiyang's hand, and looked at the only start button on it with a curious look.

"But so what, isn't Miss Hongli still alive and well?"

"It's normal that it's hard to go from luxury to frugality!

How does that saying go? I can endure darkness if I have never seen light, or to give a more intuitive example..."

Heiyang pointed at Hongli and said faintly: "Now if I want to sleep peacefully, I must hold you, otherwise I can't sleep well!"

"I understand, I am your mother, after all, it is normal for children to rely on their mothers."

"Climb, climb, climb."

"I'm anxious."

Hongli sneered and pressed the start button.

[Instructions for use: 1. The anxiety generator connects to the world's causal nodes through legal channels for calculation and operation, which is non-toxic and harmless. ]

[2. Anxiety predictions are for reference only, not established facts, please treat them rationally. ]

[Connecting to the world's causal nodes, please wait...]

[Connection successful, started, click the screen to make an anxiety prediction. 】

"Ha, so that's how it works..."

Hongli nodded in understanding, showing a confident smile: "You want to make me anxious? No way, I'm not a girl who likes pressure like Qiaoqiao!"

………

"A-choo!"

Hongqiao rubbed her red nose at the door of Yangli's house and murmured softly: "Because I'm in a bad mood recently, and my work and rest schedule is irregular, so I caught a cold...

Well, I remember my brother and sister said that when visiting, you can shout through the lazy dog ​​statue at the door...

Well, wait a little longer, they should be sleeping now, wait until dawn to knock on the door, I still have this perseverance..."

………

[Anxiety creation: Your family is getting old, and your peach tree plan will take sixty years to harvest the first batch of fruits, and your father has a bad habit of drinking. Maybe you should think of other ways, such as starting to practice hard now? 】

Hongli: "..."

"Fuck, I'm getting anxious. What should I do with Heiyang? What he said makes a lot of sense!"

"Don't panic. It's only sixty years..."

Heiyang snorted disdainfully: "Before that, with the elixir, skills and spirit stones, I can definitely increase my parents' lifespan!"

[Anxiety relieved...]