How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

Hongli: "..."

"Ah, as long as you like this..."

Hei Yang felt that a thermite reaction was taking place in his skull.

"Ah, thanks for the hospitality, no, I mean..."

Hongli's heart was beating loudly: "I like it."

"That's good."

Hongli: "..."

Hei Yang: "..."

For a moment, the room fell into silence, but for the two people in Jindanqi, this silence made the sound of each other's heartbeats in their ears clearer.

"that……"

Hei Yang suddenly turned his head.

"actually……"

Hong Li turned around and looked back at the same time.

They can see themselves in each other's eyes.

Seeing the extremely familiar face of the other party, the tension instantly dissipated, and then the corners of his mouth couldn't help but raise.

"Pfft, hahahaha, you, hahaha..."

The two of them looked at each other's embarrassed look, and suddenly burst out laughing uncontrollably. Half of their faces were buried in the shadows, laughing like two thieves who had stolen a chicken.

"It's really good, this feeling..."

Hong Li moved her body and put her arm around Hei Yang's neck, arming her shoulders like a good friend. The latter frowned and gently pulled the quilt to cover the skin exposed when his girlfriend moved.

"This feeling……"

Hong Li rubbed Hei Yang's head and emphasized again: "It's really good!"

"One thing to say, that's true."

Hei Yang nodded and praised: "The gray color suits you very well. It looks good."

"Bullshit, what color won't look good on me?"

Hong Li rolled her eyes and whispered: "The difference is that only you are allowed to see it."

"hey-hey."

Hei Yang laughed twice and whispered: "Sorry, um, as for coats, I will make a few more for you..."

"Then I'll definitely have to make a few more, and you'll have to do it yourself!"

Hongli curled her lips and said quietly: "But forget about apologizing. I was the one who made the first move, so I deserve it..."

"Ah this..."

The corner of Hei Yang's mouth twitched: "My fault, my fault, I seduced you first...ahem...ah!"

"Right."

Hongli thought carefully for a few seconds, then nodded: "Well, your fault!"

"Hmph..."

Hei Yang snorted, picked up the anxiety-making device again, and found that the other party's screen was slowly dimming.

[Anxiety creation: You sense that the travel world is about to face changes...]

[Anxiety is not resolved...]

[If there is no operation for a short period of time, it will enter the energy-saving state...]

[Tip: Spiritual power, mana, magic and other non-chaotic energy can be used as charging energy...]

[If there is no operation for a long time, it will enter the standby state...]

[Shutdown countdown: 30 seconds...]

【29……17……5……】

"Beep!"

The anxiety generator emits a curse word-cancelling sound, and the peaceful screen goes black.

"Grass."

Black Yang put away the anxiety-making device speechlessly and rolled his eyes.

"Tsk, tsk, it's really all kinds of torture. Turn off the phone and give me a thirty-second countdown..."

"This thing is not fun..."

Hong Li glanced at the anxiety-making device, thought of something, and said casually: "I don't think it's as fun as the previous favorability tester that was thrown into the cold palace after just one use..."

"Don't look down on others so much. At least it predicts some variables in the travel world..."

Hei Yang paused and chuckled, "Although I said it, it's the same as if I didn't say it..."

"Anyway, if the sky falls, there will be tall people holding it up. There are a bunch of seniors in the spiritual practice world. What does it have to do with us..."

"That's right. Just mentioning it casually should be able to attract their attention. After all, they are all old Jianghu..."

"Hey, don't think about that, look at these two..."

Hongli chopped off an ox gourd with her left hand, and showed a tree-textured map in her right hand with a smile.

"The tauren must die and the whole map will be hung up. What does this mean?"

"Satellite lock, precise strike!"

"What is a satellite?"

"Gujiguji..."

"Oh! That's right!"

Hongli nodded, turned to look at the map, and said quietly.

"But there is still a question. Why is there a red dot with the Nascent Soul level symbol not far away from the little dot that represents us..."

Hei Yang: "Uh, maybe he was passing by?"

Hongli: "But it stopped!"

Hei Yang: "Uh, maybe my legs are sore?"

"It makes sense."

Hong Li squinted her eyes, spread out her two fingers, and said, "Also, why is there a faint green dot at the door of our house? What is this?"

"Wouldn't you know it just by looking at it..."

Hei Yang turned his head and looked towards the door. Hong Li followed his line of sight, and together they used the magical power that was obviously very powerful but was used as a telescope and a microscope by the two of them.

…

"Otherwise, let's go back..."

Hong Qiao was still hesitating at the gate, and she couldn't help but feel a little frightened at the thought of telling others what was on her mind.

"Such annoyances must be childish in the eyes of my brothers and sisters, as if they are making trouble unreasonably..."

It was quiet at the door, and the chirping of birds could be heard not far away. They also got up and started a new day...

"It's better to go back..."

Hong Qiao thought to herself that her mother should have already gotten ready to make breakfast, and she would have her share.

Pursing her lips, Hong Qiao sighed and turned around to leave.

"Squeak..."

There was a sound from the heavy door, and then the sound of Hong Li.

"Ah, Qiao Qiao, what's up so early..."

My cousin seemed to yawn: "Come in first, sit down, you look like you have something on your mind..."

There are fewer and fewer free-range chickens in the countryside, but at about 4:30 in the morning, the sparrows on the walnut tree outside the window began to chirp non-stop... Well, reminding me not to stay up all night, it's time to go to bed...

In addition, this chapter is strictly speaking a make-up for yesterday (because only one chapter of 2,000 words was posted yesterday)

Chapter 274 Obviously, people in the past only needed to consider eating and wearing warm clothes when they lived...

"Well, don't think about breakfast, just eat some snacks on the table, and there are milk and juice, you can fill your stomach first..."

Hongli curled up in the soft bench and yawned: "As for the three meals, to be honest, your sister has...

Uh, one, two, three... Anyway, I haven't had a regular meal for a long time, cherish the time when you can eat mom's cooking..."

Hongli sighed again and again, with an expression of a veteran.

To be precise, the last time she had a proper meal was during the previous gathering...

In other words, the last time she had a meal was last year!

Or, she hasn't eaten this year...

"Oh, by the way, don't tell my mom about this!"

Hongli suddenly thought of something and said seriously, "Remember?!"

Based on her understanding of her mother, if she knew that she hadn't eaten for many days, she would definitely come to her house to teach her a lesson.

After her mother taught her a lesson, she would not stop, but would first cook a meal for Hongli and let her watch and learn from her.

After that, she would cook three meals a day, and then take her own food to her mother to clock in and report the situation, until she could eat on time...

Hongli knew her mother's routine very well, and she could even predict exactly how her mother would scold her...

What was really scary was not the routine, but her mother's cold stare...

It was under this kind of fear and threat that Hongli practiced so many shooting skills tremblingly...

"Ah? Ah!"

Hong Qiao suddenly came back to her senses and smiled awkwardly: "Don't worry, don't worry, when have I ever reported your bad deeds to my sister? I will never tell anyone!"

"Yeah, okay, you are sensible enough."

Hong Li nodded with satisfaction, and then asked in confusion: "So why did you stare at me in a daze just now? Is there something on my face?"

"Well, uh, that's not it!"

Hong Qiao's eyelids twitched twice, and she laughed and pointed to her neck.

"That's right, sister, here, um, there are some red marks..."

"Ah this..."

Hongli quickly waved out a water mirror, looked at the light red on her neck, glared, coughed twice, and waved away the water mirror while quickly lifting her collar to cover it.

"That's right, that's right, haha, nothing, I was accidentally bitten by a dog, it's okay..."

Hongli smiled awkwardly: "It's just that the guy's realm is relatively high, and the teeth marks are more difficult to erase, hahaha..."

"Ah this..."

Hong Qiao showed a half-moon eye and pointed at the shirt worn by Hongli: "What is this?"

"Ah?"

Hongli lowered her head and looked at the shirt on her body that was almost covering her knees. The corners of her mouth twitched and she smiled awkwardly: "Sister just bought a dress, it looks good!"

"Uh, why do I think it looks like Brother Heiyang's shirt..."

"Huh?!"

Hongli's eyes flashed with cold light. Is it the familiar part of silencing again...

"Ahaha, it turned out that I was wrong!"