How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

Hei Yang looked at the shocked Hong Li in his arms, turned around and walked towards the bedroom.

"I'm sleepy and want to sleep."

"You can just sleep. It's none of my business. Hey, put me down!"

"no."

Hei Yang closed the bedroom door with his shoulder, put Hong Li down, and pulled the quilt.

"I can't sleep without holding you."

"Fuck, what kind of giant baby are you! Can you call me mom?

Ouch, you covered my head, move it down!

Come on, dear brother, it’s very uncomfortable to sleep in a skirt. Wait until I put on my pajamas, ah! ! ! "

"Pajamas are nothing. Okay, now that the skirt is no longer on you, go to sleep."

"Hey, you, how can you be so skilled, I didn't even react, ugh..."

"Nonsense, I made the dress."

"……All right."

The room fell silent again.

[The object of your contract (Black Sun), the other side of the magical power is being integrated...]

Chapter 284 After so many years, no one licks the railings in winter anymore...

"I thought you would bring a wedding invitation next time you came back and invite me to your wedding."

Po Meng glanced at Hei Yang beside her, and then looked away. For her, the work in front of her was more important.

In the past, Po Meng felt that she was tired of doing this job, but since she is retiring this year, she might as well try her best one last time and earn more merit to pave the way for her future life.

As long as people have hope, they will also have spirit.

Po Meng thought this in her heart and did the same thing.

"Welcome to the underworld, how have you been, are you two still together?"

"Of course together."

Hei Yang beside Po Meng nodded and affirmed: "I fell asleep holding her in my arms."

"That sounds good."

Po Meng nodded.

"I think I already know the answer. It seems that you are living a very happy life recently."

"Indeed, that's more than just happiness, that's simply, simply... just wow!"

Hei Yang showed an excited expression.

"I knew I would be very happy with Xiaoli, but I didn't expect to be so happy!"

"certainly……"

Hei Yang sighed and said quietly: "If I didn't come here in a dream, I might be happier."

"My magical powers have gained new insights, and it's not too late for others to be happy."

Po Meng made no secret of her admiration.

"To be honest, in less than a year, you can improve on your original supernatural powers from the other side, which is enough to prove your extraordinary talent.

Give you more time, and sooner or later you can catch up with or even surpass me, grandma, and you will have a bright future!

"But if you completely fuse and absorb it, it will cause a lot of trouble."

"Is that a problem? I've never heard of any practitioner worrying about this step. Wouldn't it be better to spend some time to stabilize it?"

"How long does it take?"

"Not much, maybe a hundred and eighty years."

"Ah, forget it..."

Hei Yang showed his half-moon eyes and waved his hand.

"Goodbye, mother-in-law, it's time for me to go."

"It looks like you had a good night's sleep. Your dreams are so short."

"Well, I'll take a day off today and discuss wedding preparations tomorrow. I'll let you know then."

"go Go……"

Watching the black sun turn into a wisp of gray smoke and leave, Po Meng nodded gently.

"The day after tomorrow? I should take some time to tell Lord Yama about the specific date of retirement. Retirement life is indeed very exciting."

………

"Uh-huh~"

Hei Yang frowned and covered his eyes with his hands. The bright sunlight made him feel a little dazed when he just woke up. The enough rest time made him feel refreshed.

"woke up?"

Hong Li's calm voice came from the side.

Hei Yang didn't turn his head, he just yawned and looked at the window, feeling a little confused.

"Xiaoli, why did you open the curtains?"

"If you turn your head and look at me, you won't ask this question."

Hongli was sitting next to Heiyang, leaning against the pillow on the bedside. She only wore a bra on her upper body. Only Heiyang could be seen in the spring light. She was holding a book in her hands, looking calm but looking at it seriously.

"Open the curtains and read a book. It's sunny outside today."

"Fine."

Hei Yang's voice was lazily: "But you woke up very early today. Besides, why did you escape from my arms? You dislike me, right?"

"Ha, if I dislike you..."

Hongli took a bite of the sesame candy she got from who knows where, and then muttered inarticulately: "If I disliked you, I wouldn't sit next to you. It would be better for me to go to the lounge chair in the living room than here. ”

"Aha?"

A question mark appeared on Hei Yang's head.

"Stop it, haha, your body temperature is as cold as ice. Oh my God, did I get retribution for saying bad things about Xiao Huo behind my back..."

Hong Li looked at Hei Yang helplessly.

"I don't even know if you are really stupid or pretending to be stupid. Can't you feel it yourself?"

"Look in the mirror, brother."

Hongli handed over a mirror.

"Look at your face. Are you still alive? Am I going to plan a ghost wedding tomorrow?"

"Well……"

Hei Yang frowned and looked at his handsome and cold self in the mirror with confusion.

His face was pale, his lips were bloodless, and his eyes were frighteningly black. He looked like a vampire count, as if he was about to die.

"What the hell!"

Hei Yang was startled and turned to look at Hong Li in shock.

"Where is my Yang Qi? Where has my concubine hidden my Yang Qi!?"

"You're the one who sucks people's yang energy. What kind of monster am I? I'm so fucking retarded..."

A bunch of tic-tac-toes popped up on Hong Li's head, and she gritted her teeth and yelled, "Aren't you talking about the fusion of supernatural powers from the other side? What does it have to do with me?"

"Oh ho!"

Hei Yang suddenly realized: "That's it!"

"So you"

Hong Li directly smeared honey with her mouth and scolded Hei Yang.

"Do you know how fucking hurt I am inside?"

Hong Li burst into tears thinking about her sadness.

"In the silent night, my boyfriend was sleeping comfortably while hugging Nuannuan, with her cheek rubbing against her strong chest. The corner of the girl's mouth was raised slightly, probably because she was having a sweet dream."

Hongli took a deep breath, her voice trembling.

"Then you suddenly got cold!"

Hei Yang: "..."

"What do you mean I suddenly felt cold..."

The corner of Hei Yang's mouth twitched: "Little girl, you can't speak more nicely..."

"I listen to you nicely"

Hong Li said angrily: "It's okay just to hold it, but my face is still rubbing on it, even if I rub it, I still stick out my tongue and cough... In short, it almost sticks to it, you know!"

At least minus 40 degrees Celsius and below, no idea. It was like I was thrown from the stove into an ice hole. I drank hot milk and stuffed it into my mouth without melting the ice. It was so cold that my heart almost stopped! "

"You can't feel it, right? I'm sitting next to you, and the cold wind is blowing next to you! Damn it!"

Hongli sighed and waved the novel in her hand.

"So I can only read novels to distract myself and keep warm. Well, the plot is on. Thirty years in the east of Hedong, thirty years in the west of Hexi. Don't bully young girls into poverty!"

Hei Yang: "..."

"But to be honest..."

Hongli pointed to another book on the bedside.

"Originally, I wanted to read that one, the one we didn't finish on the airship. Well, I felt it was more ignited, to the point of being delirious!

But when I see that thing, I really want to hug you, and as soon as I hug you, you will be frozen into a big stupid dog..."

"Ah this..."

The corners of Hei Yang's mouth twitched.

"Well, for a dignified golden elixir monk, immunity from cold and heat is a basic skill, right..."

"What nonsense are you talking about! Of course I deliberately adjusted the temperature sensitivity to the normal level just to enjoy the warmth in your arms!"

Hongli was speechless and held her forehead.

"I wonder if your brain is too frozen to ask stupid questions so early in the morning."

"Well, I do feel that my thinking is a bit slow..."

Hei Yang rubbed his brow.

"My head is full of life and death, and the running memory is used to analyze the supernatural powers of the other side."

"ha."

Hongli's expression gradually returned to calm, and she turned to continue reading.

"I know, I know, you slowly understand the magical power, I will read quietly for a while, and you will watch me quietly for a while.

Tsk, if you think about it this way, you make more money! "

"Ah? How did I make a profit?"

"Am I not better than books?"

Hei Yang: "..."

No, his thinking is a little slow now. Quarrel is no match for Hongli. Blindly starting a group will only bring humiliation to himself...