How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

Hong Li rolled her eyes.

"What, I get up in the middle of the night and cook a pot of rice for you?"

"It's not impossible."

"Okay, I'll chop you up and cook you!"

"What Hannibal..."

"Who is Hannibal? I don't know him, I'm not familiar with him, I don't know."

Hong Li curled her lips and made a suggestion.

"To be honest, you can go to a restaurant in the city and buy something ready-made, pack it up and bring it back for us to eat. It will only take you a blink of an eye, right?"

"Hey, why don't you blink?"

"But now that you tell me, I feel really hungry. I want to eat! Hei Yang goes and gets me something to eat!"

"Climb, climb, crawl."

Hei Yang sighed and said quietly: "This is the problem with people. When they go out and leave home, they are greedy for everything.

When you get home, there are a lot of things to eat, so pick and choose. "

"Don't say that there is something or not..."

Hong Li rolled over Hei Yang restlessly. She was originally on his right, but now she ran to his left, clinging to Hei Yang's back like a backpack.

She felt that she had found the safest position - behind the black sun.

As everyone knows, this actually irritated someone even more.

"I remember you said before that in your previous world, there was a field service?"

"Takeaway, in fact, we also have some in the travel world. I've seen people running around with lunch boxes in the capital."

"Oh, yes, it's takeout."

Hong Li reacted and said with some anticipation: "You said they can deliver food to your door, it's convenient and fast!"

"Ah, indeed, it's just that you can't see what the kitchen looks like, so it's hygienic, hehehe, I won't comment too much."

Hei Yang chuckled lightly and sighed: "Perhaps we in the Traveling World also have the kind of evil-minded people, but if you dare to do that in Five Color City, you won't be able to survive for two days."

"Ah, I remember the manager in charge of the food safety team was an old man from the Bai family..."

Hongli nodded.

"That guy is not easy to fool. He keeps people in check with a smile all day long. Everyone says that he was the former chief detective of the City Lord's Mansion."

"I have to avoid rumors about this."

Hei Yang whispered: "I heard my father say that the last chief catcher of the City Lord's Mansion was his apprentice; he has just taken office."

"Uh, Kazakh people..."

"But even this is useless."

Hei Yang discussed seriously: "Let's not talk about the money issue. You have to tell us what to eat, how much to eat, and where to send it. There are no mobile phones here."

"The summons spirit stone, put it there, are you afraid it will be lost?"

Hongli snorted softly.

"Say hello in advance, I want to see who will come to cause damage!"

"Elder Huo said it was outrageous when he saw it. Didn't he ask us to order takeout when he studied this..."

Hei Yang said speechlessly: "To put it bluntly, the communication spirit stone can buy the restaurant and there is still some left."

"If you can't do it, isn't it just for others to use?"

Hong Li argued: "There is also a teleportation array that I don't know if we have built yet. Maybe we can deliver takeaways directly?"

"I think the consumption is probably wasted."

Hei Yang shook his head in denial.

“Just ask them to put the lazy dog ​​sculpture outside the door to notify us to get it.

Wouldn't you panic if you get a teleportation array that can be transmitted directly to our house?

If some big bad guy suddenly sends a big bomb, we will have nothing to eat but a mouthful of ashes. "

"Right……"

Hongli realized that before eating, safety was obviously a higher priority. Otherwise, why would they have made their home look like a city defense fortress?

You know, the Five Elements Sect's mountain-protecting formation is only slightly better than the one here. It's not the Fingertip Universe, it's really just a bit better.

"But this is also a necessary trade-off."

Hei Yang chuckled and said: "In this way, no one can open the door of our house except the two of us!"

"That makes sense!"

Hongli nodded affirmatively.

"About that..."

"Squeak~"

Hongli: "?"

Hei Yang: "?"

"That sounds like the door opening, right?"

"Be confident and get rid of it."

Hei Yang and Hong Li's eyes suddenly became sharp, and they instantly locked onto the direction of the sound. With the blessing of magical powers, they saw the living room door being pushed open, and a certain sloth slowly walking towards the courtyard door.

"is her?"

Hong Li raised her eyebrows, and immediately looked down at Otter, she opened her mouth and said, "Hey, Hei Yang, what you said is indeed right, that girl finally showed her feet, she is a little villain!

Sure enough, strong fortresses are often broken from the inside. I think the spiritual power identification system in our courtyard should be upgraded and updated! "

"It's true that your Xiaoli is a black hat. I don't remember when I said bad things about others."

Black Yang looked at the slowly walking sloth with his dead fish eyes.

"And maybe she just went out for a walk in the middle of the night or something, and you said bad things about her. Look, she just closed the door. What a terrible moral quality!"

"Is it possible that it's not that her moral quality is too high, but that we are too low..."

"It's absolutely impossible. Everyone knows that Hei Yang is a good boy! At least I play the role of a good boy in front of unfamiliar people!"

"What do you think will happen if she uses that trick again in our Five Color City?"

"Well……"

Hei Yang Hongli raised his head at the same time, imagining that scene.

Lan Yuying: Ah, Xiaoyang Xiaoli, you got up so early, um, mom, please sleep a little longer...

Hong Xiaochen: Zzzzzzzzz

Qing Yiyi: Huh? Wedding preparations? Forget it, forget it, just mess around and get over it.

Well, either don't do it at all, you two are together anyway.

Black Muguang: Zzzzzzzzz

"Grass!"*2

Hei Yang Hongli jumped up instantly, grabbed her clothes and put them on her body.

"Don't do that kind of thing! Stop that guy!"

"Hongli, is there something wrong with you? Put on your shoes first and then your socks. Are you putting socks on your shoes?"

"Heiyang, you're the one who's sick. You're holding my skirt and pushing it inside. Can you wear one for me to see?"

"Small salted fish sculpture, lock the door first!"

"Oh, okay!"

"..."

Lazy walked slowly and almost reached the gate. He couldn't help but yawned and fell to the ground.

After about ten seconds, I got up again, walked to the door, put my head on the door, and rested for another ten seconds.

As if she found that the door could not be opened, the sloth jumped lightly to the wall. Just as she was about to go out, a red light suddenly hit her body and knocked her away with a "bang".

Hei Yang jumped out on one leg and hurriedly put on his shoes. He looked at the silly Hong Li beside him, made a tic-tac-toe on his forehead, and pulled off the pillow covering her head.

"Phew! What a powerful blinding magic!"

Hong Li's vision suddenly widened, she turned to look at Hei Yang aside, and breathed a long sigh of relief.

"Fortunately, Hei Yang is here, otherwise I would have fallen into that guy's trap!"

"You put up the pillow towel yourself, don't try to cover everything on others!"

"Stop talking nonsense, where is she? Where did she go?"

"Been beaten away by the magic circle in the courtyard..."

"Oh, that's it. The crisis is over, let's go back and sleep!"

"****"

"You curse again!"

Two streaks of light rose into the sky, heading towards the direction where the sloth was knocked away.

"..."

Lazy slowly pulled his head out of the soil, turned his head and looked in the direction of Wuse City, nodded slightly, and lay down.

Lazy opened her eyes. She opened them all for the first time. Her goose-yellow eyes seemed to be filled with indifference.

She looked up at the moon. The eighteen-year-old moon was still quite round.

"Second time"

There was a sound like the sound of broken cloth, and dark space cracks opened around Lazy. It was another kind of beauty under the starlight.

"tear"

Lazy didn't care and allowed the cracks in space to tear her body apart. It was difficult for her in the Nascent Soul stage to tear her body apart at once. Those dense cracks were like knives, tearing out wounds one after another and letting blood flow out...

Lazy knew that if she continued like this, she would definitely die, but at this moment, she was more concerned about the stars and the bright moon in the sky. She took another look at it, then closed her eyes and fell asleep.

I thought lazily, the stars and the bright moon are indeed beautiful, but keeping your eyes open for too long will make you tired...

"Where have you gone?"

"there."

"Oh ho, I saw it!"

The sloth turned its head slightly, put its cheek against the soil, moved its eyes upward, flashed lightly, smiled, and closed its eyes.

Chapter 287 Our sorrow is that there is no hope in living among wishes - Dante

"exile!"

The space waves rippled, smoothing out those beautiful but deadly space cracks and allowing them to return to their original places.

"Nirvana!"

The beating flames emerged, and the burning spiritual energy turned into more pure vitality, allowing the wounds opened by the cracks in the space to slowly heal.

Two black shadows lengthened behind him, and the flames were retracted and extinguished in his palms. The shadows were instantly pulled back to their original shape. Two pairs of unruffled dead fish eyes stared quietly at the sloth lying on the ground from the dimness.

"..."

The two people's eyes were calm, but Sloth felt uncomfortable with the eyes. She turned over timidly, leaving her back to Hei Yang Hongli.

"..."