How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

Then Xiaohuo suddenly said, ah, Xiaohuo is so lonely and wants a younger brother and sister.

Then suddenly the bedroom door opened a crack. Then an arm stretched infinitely out of the gap, stretching all the way into the living room!

He immediately strangled poor Hongli's neck, and then dragged poor Hongli into the house through the crack in the door. The door slammed shut!

The ground and the ground are not working properly, and there are still scratches from snack crumbs on the floor. Hiss...it's so scary! "

"Wait a minute, what kind of monster am I? Why didn't I know when my arms could be extended infinitely?"

"Well, this isn't art processing!"

"What kind of ghost animal processing..."

Hei Yang said with disdain: "What kind of snack can make a scratch?

You should say that Hongli's fingers left ten deep blood-red scratches on the floor! This makes it feel better, right? "

"Fuck, you are even more of a heavyweight."

Hong Li rolled her eyes and was too lazy to talk to Hei Yang. She finished the last bit of noodle soup and turned to look at the coffin beside her. A row of black lines crossed her head.

"How should I put it? Lazy is lying in the coffin, and we sit here holding bowls of noodles. It always makes me feel like I'm eating from her..."

"Tsk tsk, why don't you just blow the suona twice?"

Hei Yang couldn't help but complain.

"Don't tell me, I heard from the gossip... ahem, actually I just heard what my dad secretly told me."

Hongli looked around, put her head close to Hei Yang's ear, and whispered: "My father said that my mother seems to be contacting the suona team and is planning to play a few times for us to get married, saying it is a happy occasion."

"hiss……"

Hei Yang took a breath, raised his head, thought for a while, and said with a smile: "Don't say it yet, think about that scene, the atmosphere will rise instantly, right..."

"However, I think it's enough to blow it twice to enhance the atmosphere. Just don't blow it for too long..."

Hei Yang said weakly: "After all, my master is also very tired, right?"

"One thing to say, indeed, just blow it for two or three minutes or something..."

Hong Li whispered: "I think so too, actually, I think some gentle, peaceful and quiet songs are quite good. It doesn't have to be so, uh, festive, right?

I’m already nervous, but if it’s so loud, I’m afraid my blood pressure will be so high that my head will bleed…”

"One thing to say, it's true!"

"But then again..."

Hongli took out the communication spirit stone and raised an eyebrow.

"Didn't we agree on twenty minutes? It's just a bit stuck, or... the challenge failed..."

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang twitched the corner of his mouth, picked up two bowls, stacked them on top of each other, and stood up: "Well, I'm going to return the bowls to you..."

"Buy some more cakes."

Hongli said quickly: "Give me more, weigh it ten pounds!"

Hei Yang: "..."

"You haven't eaten enough yet?"

"Then who knows."

Hong Li curled her lips and pointed to the coffin.

"And her, find a way to cure her and give her a hot mouthful. This will help her feel happy, right?

Well, maybe you can buy more and sneak over to your parents’ house to continue eating when you’re not finished..."

"walk slowly!"

“Have a nice trip~”

Hongli waved her hand and said loudly: "Do you still need me to give you an initial speed?"

"Climb, climb, climb..."

"hey-hey."

Hong Li smiled mischievously, then turned her attention to the coffin, showing a headache expression.

"How to deceive her, bah bah, how to persuade her to come out?"

"Fortunately, a communication spirit stone was stuffed inside, and it's the kind that can make calls directly, hehehe..."

Hong Li showed a funny face and dialed the spirit stone.

"Lazy! Sleep with you ()! Get up and have fun!"

Chapter 291 It may be boring to follow in the footsteps of our predecessors, but you don’t have to think about the problem yourself.

Sloth knew that her personality had brought her many misfortunes, but she didn't think that sleeping was among them.

Sleeping is the happiest thing, and perhaps her only relief and salvation.

As long as you sleep, you will never make a mistake.

Have a big dream of Spring and Autumn and sleep for eternity.

Therefore, Sloth felt that she was not particularly miserable. After all, a truly miserable person would have nothing if he did not even dare to dream.

So, since the world doesn't want to see her, she doesn't bother to see the world either.

However, the sloth felt the soft fabric beneath him, and warmth seemed to flow through his dry heart.

Well, this world is not that bad, at least here, she met her two best friends.

Although their encounter was brief and they only got together for three days, these three days took up hundreds of years of her life.

Enough, that's enough. Staying any longer will cause trouble to Hei Yang Hongli.

They said that as a friend, you should care about each other. She felt their care, and choosing to leave was her way of caring for her friends.

Joy, anger, sorrow and joy...

Well, I have tasted it, and my life is worth it!

That's right...

The feeling of parting is so bitter!

The sloth buried his head in the small pillow and remained motionless.

But even though I closed my eyes, tears still flowed out, and the little pillow Xiaoli gave me was wet...

Don’t think so much, don’t think so much, just calm down.

Lazy, empty your mind, thinking is very tiring, thinking about the good things in the past is even more tiring!

Especially when those good things no longer belong to you...

So, just sleep quietly, just sleep like before, all problems will be solved, and everyone's life can get back on track.

"Woo, finally, cry one last time..."

Sloth said as if in a dream: "Then, go back to the darkness..."

"Lazy! Sleep you ()! Get up and have fun!"

Hongli's voice suddenly exploded in his ears!

And then...Sloth burst into tears instantly!

Yes, it was Hongli's voice, could he still hear it?

How, how could this be, she was almost holding back her tears, and now...

Sloth tried hard not to cry out loud, or rather, she couldn't cry out loud at all!

It felt like something was blocking her throat, she felt the muscles on her face twitching, her limbs trembling, her muscles tense, and it hurt!

"Hey, hey, lazy, lazy, please answer if you hear me, please answer if you hear me!"

Hongli said in a relaxed tone, pretending to be in a tone.

"You're shocked, right? Hehe, do you really want to scold me?

Admit it, the other victim, Heiyang, scolds me every time, and even fights with me when he's furious, tsk tsk."

The sloth remained silent.

Hongli is a very strange girl. She seems to have a bad temper, always jumping between angry and broken, but she seems to have never really lost her temper.

But when she should really be sad, she always tries to make everyone laugh...

Then Heiyang will force himself to laugh, and in order to cover up the fact that he is about to laugh, he will pretend to be helpless or annoyed, and scold Hongli back and forth.

Well, it feels like as long as they are together, they can always find joy in misery...

But if you say that Heiyang and Hongli are optimistic, they always like to say some depressing words on weekdays, narcissistic and self-deprecating, conceited and inferior...

Both of them are very strange! The sloth thought.

Why can't I stop crying?

"Hey, you should reply, you are not really asleep, are you?"

Hongli snorted, seeming to be a little impatient.

"Hold the communication spirit stone, inject spiritual power and speak directly, I can hear you.

Hey, do you understand? Lazy? Lazy! I know you are not asleep! Wake up if you are asleep!

Speak! Don't force Hongli to do it seriously, I tell you, it will be too late for you to regret it then!

Hurry up, this is your last chance! If you still regard us as friends, then reply!"

"What are you talking about!"

Lazy grabbed the communication spirit stone fiercely, injected spiritual power and put it to his mouth, crying and angrily said: "Isn't it already clear and understandable? What else is there to say? There is nothing to say, no need to say!"

"..."

Hongli was silent for a moment, and asked: "What are you eating? The snacks I brought you?"

"No..."

Sloth pouted, she was reluctant to eat.

"There's nothing to my taste, who would eat it!"

"Is that so..."

Hongli suddenly realized and said softly but surely: "Then I cried!"

"No, no, no, I didn't cry!"

The sloth was a little flustered and felt confused.

"I, okay, I'm eating!"

"Aren't those things not to your liking?"

Hongli tempted: "I asked Heiyang to buy you hot sauce-flavored cakes, so get up quickly, get up, get up and eat!"

"No."

Lazy whispered: "Hongli, let me go..."

"What nonsense are you talking about, who won't let you go, don't you understand in your heart?"

Hongli said angrily: "Last time, my sister was like that, and you were too. You guys, why do you always make yourself feel upset and create obstacles for yourself, what the hell!"

"Huh..."

After a pause, Hongli let out a long breath, and said softly but in an unquestionable tone: "Hurry up and crawl out from under the coffin lid, don't make me angry!"

"Um..."

Sloth was silent for a few seconds: "No!"