How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

Chapter 326

"Ah, what a surprise. That guy has always had a bad reputation, but I think he's quite interesting."

A little boy who looked about seven or eight years old suddenly appeared, sitting on the eaves, crossing his legs, and looking at Yin Zisheng with a relaxed look.

"It was just a coincidence. I wanted to come to this world to play around, but I found that I was unexpectedly stuck here. I was curious, so I came to take a look."

"But, what I didn't expect was..."

The little boy chuckled and looked at Yin Zisheng.

"I've been here for many days, but the owner just found me today?"

"Do you know Yiqi?"

Yin Zisheng's face changed, and he said nervously: "Are you trying to avenge it?"

"Don't try to test me, it's boring."

The little boy rolled his eyes: "Just say it directly, I'm curious, so I came to see.

I just think Yiqi is a little interesting, but it doesn't mean I treat it as my own. It's getting worse and worse over the years, and it's always doing bad things. My patience is almost exhausted, and I don't want to play with it anymore."

"Excuse me, what do you mean?"

Yin Zisheng quietly protected Jin Xiu and Yao Qingkong who followed behind him, ready to activate the mountain protection formation at any time, and stared at the little boy with a sharp look.

"Since you are a guest visiting, you should be polite and follow the local customs.

But you sneaked in, and you also used tricks on the host's people. You seem to be a bad guest!"

"It's just a joke, don't you think it's interesting?"

The little boy couldn't help but smile.

"It's just to let them experience a different freshness, and it didn't really hurt them. New taste, new life, ha, sorry, sorry, haha."

"He is a guy with very poor quality."

Hongli also saw the boy through the spirit stone and raised his eyebrows.

Name: Tired

Realm: Ninth Level of Yuanying Stage

Identity: Citizen of Cruel World, World Wanderer, Member of Zhutian Tour Group, Traveler (Has violated the travel rules of the Aoyou Realm, the traveler's information has been informed to the Zhutian Tour Group, and this traveler has been blacklisted, expulsion countdown: 18 hours and 25 minutes)

"Huh? My quality is poor? I have a very good quality, okay, who is talking about me, who?"

Tired's ears moved, and soon saw Hongli in the picture, he frowned.

"You said I have poor quality?"

"Ah."

Hongli showed dead fish eyes: "Very poor quality."

"You, you, I am a good traveler in the tour group, right!"

The little boy's forehead popped out a well-shaped cross, and he argued: "I spent my own energy to give a special gift to almost everyone in the sect.

Isn't it boring to have a monotonous living habit?

The accident guy only brings bad things, I am different, I bring them a fresh experience worth remembering!"

"Ah, right, right, right."

Hongli showed dead fish eyes, and replied in a flat tone: "Giving without asking whether others need it, wishful thinking, then I think giving you a shovel can help you relax your muscles and promote blood circulation, what do you think?"

"You, you..."

The little boy frowned and found that things were not simple. These dead fish eyes without any highlights...

"What is your relationship with laziness?"

"Hehe, if you ask me, I will tell you?"

Hongli sneered: "I am too lazy to care about you."

"..."

The little boy took a deep breath and moved his eyes away.

"Okay, no need to answer, I already understand, you are the most boring guy...

Goodbye, oh no, never see you again, we are not on the same path, we cannot work together."

In the confused eyes of the crowd, the little boy clapped his hands, and Jin Xiu beside him suddenly seemed to wake up from a dream, stunned for two or three seconds, and instantly exploded!

"So it was you who was playing tricks on me, I was just saying, who likes to pretend to be an old woman, who likes to drink tea, who is stupid enough to go against the ordinary path!"

"Me."

The little boy pouted.

"I thought it was an interesting world, but it turns out that even here there are minions of the lazy family?"

The little boy suddenly conjured up a cannon, and under the gaze of everyone, he lit it, got inside, and stretched out his arms: "Travel World, two stars for tourism fun, locals are exclusive and boring, tourism suggestions, whoever wants to come can come!"

"Bang!" With a sound, the little boy turned into a little star in the sky under the vigilant but confused eyes of several people, and the cannon broke into slag, and the debris was twisted and arranged to form the text: "Boring!"

Hongli: "..."

Jinxiu: "..."

Yin Zisheng: "..."

Yao Qingkong: "..."

Someone got a kidney stone because of an uncoordinated work and rest schedule, irregular diet, lying down instead of sitting, staying up late and not eating, and went to break it in the afternoon, sad.

Chapter 292 Hope that is put together again, soil that does not allow evil people to grow...

"Don't even think about running away!"

Seeing that Yanyou wanted to run away, Jin Xiu raised her eyebrows, threw the spirit stone in her hand to Yao Qingkong, jumped up, picked up the long sword and turned into a golden light, chasing after Yanyou.

"You want to run away after doing bad things, you are too optimistic, take my sword first!"

"Hey, wait a minute..."

Before Yin Zisheng finished speaking, Jin Xiu's figure disappeared into the sky, and there was no trace.

"Junior sister, ah!"

Yin Zisheng retracted his outstretched arm, shook his head helplessly, and didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

"To be honest, a more mature and steady junior sister is pretty good."

"Will she have any accidents?"

Yao Qingkong looked at Yin Zisheng with some worry.

"After all, from the perspective of cultivation realm, the other party is far above her."

"Don't worry about that..."

Yin Zisheng shook his head and explained: "Unlike those who sneaked in, that guy came in with permission and followed the formal procedures.

In this case, it is equivalent to actively exposing himself to the world's attention and supervision. He dare not do anything excessive.

At most, as he said, it will temporarily let people around him constantly seek novelty...

That is, if the master was not here, if he came in a few hundred years earlier, he would be caught before he could get close to the Five Elements Mountain.

Oh, I don't know who let that guy in. It can't be the master and his people. Can such a guy be allowed in?"

"Hey! Hey! Look here! Look here!"

Hongli's voice came from the spirit stone in Yao Qingkong's hand, trying to attract the attention of the two.

"Can you help me solve my doubts now?"

"Ah, sorry, I kept you waiting."

Yin Zisheng smiled apologetically, looked up at the sky, and nodded: "Well, Junior Sister will probably return empty-handed in a while.

In that case, let's wait here and discuss the question you just raised.

If I understand correctly, you want the sloth to live normally in the Wandering World, right?"

"Yeah, that's right!"

Hong Li turned her head to look at the coffin that was still motionless, and thought of the guy who came and left inexplicably just now, showing half-moon eyes, and couldn't help the urge to complain.

"On my side, Lazy hid under the coffin lid and cried. She is six hundred years old and afraid of the world's violence.

But the one called Tiredness, she just jumped into our immortal sect, the Five Elements Sect, walked around for a few rounds and left. Tsk tsk...

We all came from the cruel world, but Lazy ended up like this, being crushed by her fellow countrymen in all aspects. As her friend, I feel very embarrassed."

"Ha, it's not that serious, the nature is different!"

Yin Zisheng shook his head and laughed, explaining: "That guy's visa is time-limited, and he will be expelled after it expires.

And there is There are many restrictions, such as not littering, not interfering with the lives of ordinary people, and not taking anything out except souvenirs you bought with money...

And you want to apply for permanent residency for the sloth, the two are different in nature, so they can't be compared so simply. "

"Is that so..."

Hongli nodded thoughtfully, and asked curiously: "But then again, you are the previous leader, and I am still the current leader!

Why do you know so much, but I know nothing?"

"Could it be..."

Hongli frowned and found that things were not simple.

"I understand! It must be my sect leader's welfare, and the elders took kickbacks!"

"Uh, your focus is really..."

The corner of Yin Zisheng's mouth twitched, he organized his words, nodded and said: "Well, it's really different!"

"This is called seeing the essence through the phenomenon!"

Hongli stretched out her finger, shook her head and said: "The unknown red glass scholar Heiyang once said that we should open our eyes and learn to grasp the key points.

Don't be fooled by sweet words, so that you won't be sold out and count money for others."

"Uh..."

Yao Qingkong showed a puzzled expression: "What is a red glass scholar?"

"It's a guy who specializes in studying red glass. Oh, that's not important!"

Hongli waved her hand and showed a serious expression.

"The important thing is, where is my sect leader's welfare hidden?"

"Ah, no, no..."

Yin Zisheng had no choice but to explain: "In fact, these are all what Master told me. After all, Master trained me as a successor, but I...

Forget it, let's not talk about those things. Since you asked, I will tell you briefly."

"Please wait a moment."

Hongli made a pause gesture.

[Hongli: Where are the people? ]