How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

"Sister, are you there? Sister...

Almost at the same time, a little head popped out of the door, and Qing Lianlian shouted with some uncertainty. However, soon, the red crane suddenly appeared in her sight, dispelling Qing Lianlian's doubts, and instead showed an expression of surprise.

"Huh? It's Xiao Huo!"

Qing Lianlian happily opened her arms and hugged the little fire crane into her arms. Her body sank slightly, and the little fire crane in her arms turned into a little girl: "Auntie!"

"Eh!"

Qing Lianlian smiled like crescent moons with her eyes, and kissed Xiao Huo's little face fiercely.

"Xiao Huo, if you are here, does it mean that my sister is also here?"

"Yes, yes, grandma is in the house!"

"Hey, I knew I was looking for the right place!"

"Why did this girl come here..."

Qing Yiyi laughed helplessly. Her sister and granddaughter were hugging each other like sisters, which was very strange.

"She's so lazy that she can fall asleep wherever she goes..."

Hong Li looked up at the branches. The sloth was hanging on the tree and sleeping peacefully.

"What an enviable sleep quality."

"Hey, I saw my sister, Xiao Yang and Xiao Li!"

Qing Lianlian's eyes lit up and she let go of Xiao Huo in her arms. However, she did not immediately run towards the house. Instead, she turned around and waved her hand, smiling and saying, "Thank you, Dama, for bringing me here. Thank you for your hard work!"

"Herodus~"

After the voice fell, Da Ma's long world-weary face reached into the door, moved his body, walked slowly into the yard, and gently shook his head at Qing Lianlian, indicating that it was nothing.

The girl first ran to Hei's house to look for her sister, but her sister was not found, and her brother-in-law was not there either. Only a horse, a snake, and two chickens were watching the house.

Da Ma thought that being idle was idle. Instead of watching two chickens show affection at home and competing with a copper snake to see whose eyes were bigger, it would be better to take Qing Lianlian out for a walk.

After taking two steps, Dama suddenly saw a tuft of grass coming out of the corner of the courtyard, and he lowered his head and gnawed it away.

Oh, spring, tui~it hates spring the most!

Don't ask why, spring is here, and it's the season of animals (), but it can only look at the little mare sisters and cry secretly.

Ah, why hasn’t the world been destroyed? It would be great if we all died together...

Da Ma's body was filled with black gas. He watched Qing Lianlian and Xiao Huo running towards Qing Yiyi hand in hand. He shook his head and was about to turn around and go home to continue competing with Brother Snake as to whose eyes were bigger.

Happiness is theirs and has nothing to do with it.

"Hey!!! Damn!!!"

A sudden loud shout brought Da Ma's thoughts back to reality. He turned his head to the right expressionlessly, and a black sun emerged from the ground at some point.

"law?"

Dama tilted his head, what's the matter?

"Huh? Is this your reaction?"

Hei Yang's smile froze, and he said in a somewhat disappointed tone: "Aren't you shocked by me? Hong Li usually jumps three feet high!"

"..."

Dama glared at Hei Yang speechlessly.

Don't ask why the horse stares at the fish, because if the word fish is replaced by horse, the first two of the three words are not good words, and the last two are not good words, ahem...

"law!"

The big horse turned away and took a deep breath. It was not even afraid of death, and its heart was like water, so how could it be frightened?

Laziness is all about having fun. If you really don't care about life and death, you have to be a big horse.

"Hey, don't be so depressed every day!"

Hei Yang helplessly held his forehead, followed Dama to the corner of the courtyard, and advised: "If you are unhappy all day long, it will gradually affect your body."

"Wu...it doesn't matter!"

The big horse suddenly made a sound. A domesticated horse like it has listened to many human conversations and already understands many sentences, but its vocal cords cannot produce similar sounds.

However, since meeting Heiyang, the other party has given it some elixirs from time to time, which has caused it to have stronger and stronger control over various parts of the body. Coupled with the guidance of its two friends Xiaori and Xiaoyue, it can still speak Not a problem.

It's just that it also has a bit of an accent from the royal capital. Well, it's unexpected, but it's reasonable!

"Horses...horses are tasteless!"

Dama said quietly: "Life is 10% dull and 90% unsatisfactory. Since... since you can't resist, it's better to die than to live. It's better to eat and wait for death."

"Hey! How could you do this!"

Hei Yang couldn't help but said loudly: "The prerequisite for rotting is to at least have a good body, otherwise it will rot in a short time!"

"What can happen now that things have come to this?"

Da Ma curled his lips and said, "I closed my eyes and curled my mouth. Man-made and natural disasters have nothing to do with me."

"Ah, although I think what you said makes sense..."

Hei Yang sighed and looked serious: "However, I must keep my promise to you when I promised you before. How can I break my promise! It's time for me to fulfill my promise!"

"?"

A question mark slowly appeared on Da Ma's head.

"Just...that's what you said before..."

Dama stuttered a little: "Let me... die... die... and then re-condensate... my flesh and blood?"

"Yes, that's it!"

Hei Yang raised his palm in front of him, shook it violently, and said confidently: "Don't worry, my magical power from the other side has greatly increased, I will definitely be able to arrange it for you this time, there will be no problem!

First use the other shore to extract your soul, and then analyze the fluctuations of your soul to simulate it to fill the vacancy in that part of the soul.

But it’s not over yet. After all, the simulation is not your own. It should be used to induce soul frequency resonance, thereby inducing the regeneration of that vacant part. In this way, we will get your complete soul.

At this time, you cannot directly stuff your Yin soul into your Yang body, otherwise your finally complete soul will be affected by your Yang body and become incomplete again.

So we should soak your yang body in yin energy for at least three days, but not more than seven days.

When the time is right, I will combine your Yin soul with your Yang body. At this time, the Yin soul will in turn affect your Yang body. After about two to three months of rest, you will be reborn! "

"How about it!"

Hei Yang looked at Dama expectantly: "Does it sound reliable?"

"How terrible! Herod! Law! Law!"

Da Ma's long black face is pale and pale, it is both soul and yin energy... What are you doing, Yoko, this is too hellish!

"Hey, aren't you afraid of anything?!"

Hei Yang showed his dead fish eyes and waved his hand. His spiritual power grabbed the tail of the big horse that turned to run away, with a look of displeasure on his face.

"I've said it in such detail, what else is there to be afraid of!"

"Herod! Let...let me go!"

The big horse's mane wants to explode. It is not even afraid of death, but it is afraid that Hei Yang will make a mistake and turn it into a zombie horse or something. It will be worse than death and never be reincarnated...

"Herod! Help! Help...save...oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no..."

"Why are you shouting so loudly?"

Hei Yang looked at Da Ma whose mouth was sealed by spiritual power, and saw the latter shaking his head wildly in horror, which made him look helpless.

"I said, you make me look like a bad guy. I'm here to help you, not to harm you!"

"Uh uh uh uh uh uh lulu..."

"Okay, okay, can you calm down first? If you calm down first, I will unban you."

Hei Yang persuaded Ke Ke in a good voice... and comforted him: "Be calm, feel calm, calm, calm..."

Dama: "..."

Oh, as we all know, pork that is too nervous is not as delicious as pork that is happy. If you want to coax it to relax and become delicious, there is no way!

"..."

A row of black lines was drawn across Heiyang's head.

"It always feels like you are thinking about something weird..."

"Forget it, let me comfort you in another way..."

Hei Yang sighed and lowered his voice: "Hei Mufeng, do you know him? My uncle!

His family runs a horse farm, and they have a big, fat pasture. After I heal you, I will take you there to wander around and eat as much as you want. Is that okay? Nod, or nod? "

"..."

Da Ma shook his head crazily, he had no such worldly desires!

"Ah, there's no option to shake your head!"

Hei Yang couldn't help but rolled his eyes, and suddenly thought of something, he looked around furtively, and then whispered: "There are many young, cute and beautiful little mare sisters in the racecourse there. We will be there soon." It’s spring, you know what I mean?”

"!!!"

Da Ma's pupils trembled and he looked at Hei Yang in disbelief.

"Really! Can I still lie to you?"

Hei Yang raised his eyebrows: "If you don't believe it, I can take you to have a look first, but if you don't accept treatment and feel powerless, tsk tsk..."

"?!!"

Da Ma stiffened and suddenly hesitated.

Do you want to give it a try?

"Why are you hesitating?"

Black Yang whispered in the horse's ear, as if gibbering: "Imagine that a pretty, white, uh, cute little mare is looking at you secretly and ogling you crazily."

"!!!"

Da Ma shuddered.

"Your face is red, your nostrils are breathing, and your eyes are bloodshot. The mare sister wants to refuse but welcomes you, with charming eyes like silk, shy and timid..."

"!!!!!!"

Malaysia’s blood boils!

"Suddenly, you realized something and felt a chill in your heart!"

"!!!!!!!!!"

The horse froze suddenly.

"Oh my God! How scary that must have been!

Your awkward demeanor, the disappointed or even contemptuous look from the little mare sister, the pointing fingers from the horses next to you..."

"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Da Ma trembled all over.

"Suddenly! A black horse with a yellow mane jumped out, cruelly snatched away the little mare sister who should have been yours, and carried her away to a distance..."

"Herodus!!!"

Da Ma suddenly broke free from the restraints that were not firm, his eyes were red.

"No, no, don't say it again, don't say it again!"

"Are you willing to see that happen?!"

Black Yang roared loudly.

"Not willing!!!"

The big horse couldn't help but neigh.