How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

"Black...um...puff——"

Hei Yang's pupils shrank sharply and he closed his eyes.

Thumb thump thump thump~

Trainer [Black Yang] comes to challenge!

[Black Sun] sent himself [Black Sun]

I decided it was you [Hongli]!

[Hongli] Use hot water!

General effect.

"Hongli, you are really capable..."

Hei Yang touched his face and was about to speak. After Hong Li spit out the water in his mouth, he opened his eyes and spit out fire. The former looked horrified.

[Black Sun] used provocation!

[Hongli] was provoked.

[Hong Li] used the flame jet!

Outstanding effect!

…

"Are you really planning a sneak attack?"

Hei Yang pressed Hong Li's mouth with his palm, pressed the flame back into Hong Li's mouth, and blocked it without any explanation!

"Ah um..."

Hongli's cheeks puffed up again, her eyes widened, her body trembled suddenly, her throat suddenly swallowed, her expression froze, and wisps of white smoke came out of her head.

Then she rolled her eyes, kicked her legs, stuck out her tongue and tilted her head, then fell down. The fallen body coughed... Hei Yang stretched out his arm to catch the body.

"Good guy, are you going to die now?"

Hei Yang twitched the corner of his mouth, stretched out a big slap to Hongli's face... and there was a fan beside him to help dissipate the heat from his girlfriend's extremely hot face.

………

"That, that, haha ​​cough cough..."

Hong Li covered her face with her hands and looked at the steaming water marks on Hei Yang's face. She wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh. She lowered her head and apologized: "Well, I'm not, ha, I didn't mean to spray you in the face. Really, you Listen to my explanation!"

"oh."

Hei Yang expressionlessly wiped away the boiling water on his face, and turned his dead eyes towards Hong Li.

"Okay, you explain, I'll listen."

"Uh, cough, cough, just, I feel a little angry..."

Hong Li smiled and coughed twice, coughing up a few small flames.

"My throat is itchy and my body is hot. It seems that I was excited just now and had a breakthrough in my magical power, Nirvana. Then my throat is doing something wrong. I want to drink water. You suddenly scared me..."

"Um?"

Hei Yang raised his eyebrows: "Is it still my fault?"

"How can that be possible..."

Hongli lowered his head and curled his lips, and said quietly: "Master Heiyang, how could you make a mistake? If you really make a mistake, it must be Li's fault. That's all right!"

"That's pretty much it..."

Hei Yang nodded with satisfaction, then looked down at the charred ashes on the ground, and a black line crossed his head.

"So, I just saw you holding a book and reading it with gusto. Where is the book?"

"Book...book?"

Hong Li followed Hei Yang's gaze and laughed miserably, with tears in her eyes: "Hei Yang, you're so stupid!

It's cremated. It burns very quickly, so the pain shouldn't be too great. Wuwuwu..."

"Well……"

Hei Yang came close to Hong Li, looked at the "book" on the ground side by side with her, patted Hong Li's back, and comforted: "Please bear with me, at least it passed away peacefully."

"He's a good boy, right? Black Sun."

"Well, he was a strong and optimistic child. He didn't cry even until the last moment."

"Will he be happy there?"

"Xiao Li, there is no such thing as that in the travel world."

Hong Li glanced sideways at Hei Yang and turned back.

"Will he be happy there?"

"Well, I definitely will!"

…

Hei Yang helped Hong Li's beloved book collect the bones, turned to look at the bookshelf on the side, patted Hong Li, and urged: "Why are you still standing there? Get another one. Aren't there a lot of the same books?" ?"

"how?"

Hei Yang raised his eyebrows: "Is this the end of my life?"

"Well……"

Hong Li turned her head and raised her hand, a ball of flame burst out from her palm.

"understood."

Hei Yang nodded, helped Hong Li take down another book from the bookshelf, waved it in front of Hong Li's eyes, and confirmed, "Is it this one?"

"Well, that's right, just cough, cough, cough!"

As soon as Hong Li opened her mouth, another ball of sparks jumped out and stumbled towards the book in Hei Yang's hand.

"Paji"

Hei Yang slapped away the incoming sparks and looked at Hong Li, who was relieved, with a smile.

"Um!"

Hong Li gave a thumbs up, Hei Yang, hard!

………

"Huh? Isn't this the right amount of money?"

The old gentleman was still asleep, and the person paying the bill was his granddaughter, a tall girl with a round face.

Although Hongli sees that most girls are tall, ahem...rumors, rumors!

"Well, you two, this is too much money!"

The round-faced girl frowned and looked at Hei Yang Hongli and explained, "You took one book and paid for two books."

"..."

Hongli raised her head and looked at Heiyang. She was afraid that speaking would give the girl too much warmth. After all, Heiyang could withstand the heat, but the girl could not withstand the fire of Nirvana!

"Ahem, that..."

Hei Yang sneered and stretched out two fingers.

"Actually, we just bought two books, so we should pay for two books, that's right!"

"Um?"

The round-faced girl was stunned for a moment and looked at the two of them doubtfully.

"Then, where's the other one? Bring it here."

"Well..."

Hei Yang's expression froze.

Another one we just burned to ashes. (cross out)

"Well, another one of it..."

Hei Yang nodded and said with a serious face: "It's afraid of society! If it's too embarrassed to see people, don't let it show up!"

Round-faced girl: “???”

Hong Li: "???"

Hong Li turned to look at Hei Yang with a shocked look on her face, brother, are you okay?

If you, Hongli, don’t regard them as living beings, then do I think there might be a problem with society?

Hei Yang glared back at Hong Li and looked helplessly at the old gentleman's granddaughter.

"Then we have money but no place to burn it. We are stupid and have too much money, so we just want to spend two dollars to set off our high-end through prodigal means. Is that okay?"

"Ah? How could you do this?!"

The round-faced girl glared and said seriously: "Do you two know that this is a very bad habit? Is your parents' money just scraped from the sky?"

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang lowered his head: "I'm sorry, we were wrong."

Hong Li: "Yeah! (Hei Yang is right!)"

"I can't finish saying sorry!"

The round-faced girl crossed her arms and said angrily: "Tell me, which class are you in? Ask your parents to come over!"

Hei Yang Hongli: "???"

"that……"

Hei Yang whispered, "We two are no longer students."

"Ah this..."

The round-faced girl was stunned for a moment, then came to her senses and quickly apologized with a smile: "Haha, I'm sorry about that, because I am also just leading a new class, so...

Well, they didn't get over it after the Chinese New Year, they were all kinds of naughty and mischievous, so they annoyed me, you can understand! "

"Uh-huh!"

Heiyang Hongli nodded fiercely, I understand, I understand!

"so……"

Hei Yang said cautiously: "Can we buy one for two dollars?"

"cannot!"

Hei Yang Hongli: "???"

"Although you are not my students..."

The round-faced girl stretched out a finger, turned to look at her grandfather sleeping there, and walked forward.

"Grandpa, grandpa, look at these two! They are your students, right? Do you know the contact information of their parents?"

Hei Yang Hongli: "!!!"

"Well, there's no need to disturb the old man's rest!"

Hei Yang quickly stretched out his hand to stop him, turned around and ran back to the bookstore: "Wait for me!"

In the blink of an eye, Hei Yang held up two identical books in one hand and looked at the round-faced girl.

"Buy two copies! That'll do the trick!"

"That's pretty much it!"

The round-faced girl nodded with satisfaction.

“Welcome next time!”

"..."