How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

Hei Muguang scratched his cheek with a smile and said softly: "No, it's really gone. Look, I just drank a little!"

"A little bit of yours can get seventy or eighty little yangs drunk!"

Qing Yiyi chuckled, gave Hei Muguang a white look, and waved her hand: "Okay, when the smell of alcohol dissipates and you enter the house, you can leave it here to cool down first!"

"Hey, it's necessary!"

Hei Muguang was overjoyed, nodded repeatedly, turned around and faced the wall, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, you'll be fine soon. I've sweated a lot all the way here, and I'm much awake now."

"Oh~~"

Qing Yiyi showed a disgusted expression: "It smells of sweat and alcohol, but I have the nerve to say it!"

"I'm sorry, I must be sorry, hahaha..."

"Hey, let's just take care of Xiaoyang. I still have to worry about this little brat like you all day long!"

"Yiyi, I'm only one year younger than you."

"One year younger is also younger!"

"oh……"

…………

"There is a mezzanine under our bed, a secret door on the east wall of the kitchen, and the backyard is underground four steps south of the almond tree..."

Hong Xiaochen explained dejectedly: "A total of seventeen bottles, plus the twenty-five bottles handed in last time, that's really all."

"Xiaochen, you said the same thing last time."

Lan Yuying curled her lips and said a little aggrievedly: "Didn't I tell you Xiaochen? When you want a drink, just come to me and I will give you what I confiscated from you before."

But that’s not a good drink at all!

Of course, this cannot be said. No matter what Hong Xiaochen says, he is still a mature man who has been caught drinking secretly by his wife many times!

Of course, he secretly sympathized with Brother Mu Guang. After all, to be honest, his Yuying was much easier to coax than his Yiyi, ahem...

"I know, it was wrong, I won't do it next time!"

"It would be great if it was true."

Lan Yuying sighed, stood on tiptoe and touched her husband's head, and said softly: "I know you like to drink, but I won't try to make you change your nature. After all, I fell in love with you in the first place.

But I'm afraid that something might happen to you if you drink too much and become unconscious. I don't want anything to happen to you. No one in the family wants anything to happen to you, you know?

I used to always think about the romance of the knight on a white horse, but now I just want my family to live a healthy, happy and stable life. "

"..."

Hong Xiaochen was silent for a while, then nodded slightly: "Well... I'll go stand with Mu Guang for a while."

"What do you want for dinner?"

"pumpkin."

"okay."

………

"Okay, it's your turn."

Qing Yiyi and Lan Yuying looked at Heiyang Hongli who was chattering secretly, and a tic-tac-toe popped up on her head: "No whispering!"

"Yes!"*2

"We have said it many times, you two have grown up, and you can no longer lie on the ground and fight like children!"

"Follow your orders!"*2

“As time goes by, the time you spend together as a couple will exceed the time you spend with your parents.

You may become closer and closer, or you may become at a loss as the sense of distance disappears.

We hope you two can be more tolerant and understanding of each other, okay? "

"Your will, Mother!"*2

"Forget it, you can control this yourself and get some rest these days.

Since you didn’t pay attention when you were asked to buy things by yourself, we will take you shopping together from tomorrow on. Don’t complain that you are tired, and don’t think we are dragging your feet. You still have to participate in the subsequent preparations! "

"Understood!"*2

"So……"

Qing Yiyi raised her brows and said leisurely: "I'll wait until you reconcile and don't want to fight anymore."

"Report, we have reconciled!"*2

"Stand for two more hours."

"I will follow your instructions!"*2

………

As the sun sets, Hei Yang Hongli, who has been busy all day and has done nothing, finally gets her wish to have dinner at her parents' house, and is moved to tears.

So the two of them decided to take extraordinary measures during extraordinary times and simply live here for the next few days to achieve their ulterior purpose of eating every day!

It's just that because there is no room for them in this home, the smart Hei Yang Hongli put a bed on the roof on this cold spring night!

"Slowly, slowly..."

Hei Yang stared at Dama attentively. The gray mist continued to pour into the opponent's mouth and nose, gradually squeezing the gray and black soul into a corner, and was gently pinched by Hei Yang's fingers.

Feeling Da Ma's emotional tension, Hei Yang comforted him softly: "It doesn't matter, it's just a, um, minor surgery. It will be over as soon as you close and open your eyes. Relax, relax...

Listen up, I'll count to three, and we'll work together and let me gently pull out your soul, do you understand? "

"..."

Da Ma felt a little dizzy and said in a vague voice: "When I get better, I will carry you on my back during the wedding."

"I've reserved a guest seat for you."

"If you agree, if you don't, I will die with my eyes closed!"

"God refuses to rest in peace, and he even says he believes in me..."

Hei Yang laughed helplessly: "Okay, I promise you, okay?"

"Um……"

"three!"

Hei Yang suddenly took action.

"Uh-huh!"

Before Da Ma could react, his soul was instantly pulled out and put into the other shore. The gray mist spread, wrapping his still warm body and disappearing into the shadows.

"Phew! Done!"

Hei Yang breathed a sigh of relief, smiled, and wiped the sweat from his forehead. Then he just had to wait quietly. His promise to Malaysia was fulfilled!

"Hei Yang! Are you okay?"

On the roof, Hong Li waved her hand and said, "I've made the bed. It's very stable. Come on, come on!"

"coming!"

Hei Yang yelled, and rushed to the roof in a flash. He saw Hong Li, who was wearing light pink pajamas, already sitting on the bed. body, facing the sky, lying side by side with Hongli.

The moon is half full tonight, but the stars are still shining brightly.

If he were still in the world with serious industrial pollution, Hei Yang felt that it would be difficult for him to see such a starry sky in his lifetime.

Of course, I can't meet the girl next to me.

Hei Yang smelled the fragrance of jasmine. He didn't turn his head, but asked casually: "Have you washed your hair?"

"I can't help it. My mother doesn't even listen to what I say about practitioners being free from dust and dirt..."

Hongli's hair was spread out on the back of her head, and her eyes were looking at the starry sky without focus.

"My mother said: Monks don't have to eat and sleep, so how can you eat and sleep? After all, you are just lazy. When you were a child, you loved to be clean. But when you grow up, you become more and more sloppy. How can there be a bunch of girls like you...

What can I do? Of course I was pushed into the basin by my mother, but once I talked about it, I don’t know if it was a psychological effect, but I did feel a lot better. "

"oh."

Hei Yang looked at the sky with distracted eyes, and suddenly said: "Do you think there are fools like us who are sleeping while looking at the stars?"

"There should be a lot."

Hongli's eyes brightened slightly as she thought about the legendary stories she read in biographical novels: "Imagine, somewhere at the end of the world.

Experienced monks, wandering merchants, sleepless poets, adventurous rangers...

They experienced hardships and setbacks, met new people and things, laughed and suffered, felt wantonly depressed, were arrogant and humble, forged ahead before falling, and remained calm and determined after falling...

Sometimes, I still envy those guys who are wanton and romantic, and feel that their youth is wonderful.

Occasionally, I imagine myself slaying demons with a sword. Ha, the book contains the world I long for or regret...

Well, this is why I like to read those stories. I know that I may not be able to bear the suffering they endured, so I can only comfort myself through this, haha... Black Sun, tell me, am I very brave? Small? "

"It's normal for people to always be afraid of things, but people won't be cowards in everything. There will always be a moment when you want to do something regardless of your own safety."

The stars were reflected in Hei Yang's eyes, and the figure of Hongli flashed out from the stars. He asked softly: "Back then, when we were still in the Qi refining period, in front of the River of Forgetfulness, weren't you brave enough to save me?"

"That's also cowardly. I'm afraid of losing you."

Hongli smiled softly: "Do you know how scared I was at that time?

All courage, all bravery, only requires that you are still by my side, Hei Yang. "

"Now you are the bravest."

Hei Yang held the girl's hand and looked at the sky with a complicated expression.

"Remember that time when you slept on the roof and you had nightmares?"

"I can't remember clearly, hehe..."

Hong Li looked at the starry sky in a daze, as if she had seen a summer night when she was twelve years old - it was also on this roof at that time.

It's just that they didn't bring all the beds up at that time. They just made two bunks with some distance between them. The two of them lay on them, laughing and joking for a while, saying good night to each other and falling asleep.

"I think the mats laid out at that time were not thick enough and the roof was too hard and hit me, so I had that nightmare."

Hong Li curled her lips, feeling a little unhappy.

"This is the first time I've seen you cry so sadly..."

Hei Yang seemed to see the choked and breathless girl again. He was sleeping soundly at that time, but he was awakened by the cry.

"I've been comforting you for a long time. I thought you wanted to find your parents, or did you suddenly want to go to the toilet?"

"Pfft, you're twelve years old and still crying because you can't find your parents when you wake up?"

"How do you know you haven't?"

"So there is?"

"have."

"oh."

Hongli curled her lips, suddenly feeling a little depressed.

"I dreamed that you were dead and ignored me no more. You didn't say anything when I called you. You didn't fight back when I hit you. I opened your eyes and you didn't look at me. Why? Oh, why didn't you? Take care of me..."

Hong Li's eye circles gradually turned red. She turned over and hugged Hei Yang. She sniffed and couldn't help cursing: "You bitch, don't ignore me!"

"Okay, okay, why are you crying all of a sudden? It's been six or seven years since I had a dream..."

Hei Yang helplessly patted Hong Li on the back and comforted her: "We are not going to compete with a dream. You know what? Just be obedient."

"What happened in the dream? You are not allowed to ignore me in the dream!"

"Okay, okay, Xiaoli, your ability to empathize is still so strong."

"Nonsense, after reading so many stories, you can develop your ability to empathize even if you don't have it!"

"Is this the shadow of your childhood?"