How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

"Oh, Hei Xiaolong and Zhao Zhuji, right..."

As if deafened, the patrol member recorded in his notebook: "Hei Xiaolong of the Five Elements Sect and Zhao Zhuji of the Infinite Sword Sect, both of whom are at the third level of Foundation Establishment, started provoking troubles before the official start of the conference, broke out high-energy spiritual energy reactions, and attempted crimes. It is hereby recorded..."

"???"

Zhao Zhuji's pupils were shaking: "No, it doesn't matter if you know his name, why can you also see through my real name! What kind of magical power is this?!"

"Hey, hey, what do you mean you just know my name?"

Hei Xiaolong replied unhappily: "Don't I look like my biological sister? Can't you just blindly mistake us two for a moment? I'll treat you to a restaurant after that..."

"Hei Xiaolong, trying to bribe the patrol team members will be punished with an additional penalty..."

The patrol team member continued to record: "I took the class of senior Hongling, and she mentioned you to me..."

"Pfft hahaha..."

Hei Xiaoqi couldn't help but laugh under her brother's resentful gaze: "Now I'm getting retribution."

"Hei Xiaolong remember to ask your master to explain..."

The members of the patrol team looked at Zhao Zhuji calmly: "In addition, your list has been submitted by your respective sects a few days ago, and all the needs of our patrol team have been memorized.

Well, if this junior sister has any dissatisfaction, she can report it to the patrol team..."

"Ah this..."

Zhao Zhuji showed her half-moon eyes: "Then there's no need, I'm convinced..."

"Hey, hey, I don't accept it!"

Hei Xiaolong shouted: "I am here to safeguard the dignity of our Five Elements Sect..."

"I still say the same thing, talk to your master..."

The members of the patrol enforced the law impartially, and Senior Hongling's instructions before leaving still echoed in her heart: "Well, that's it, you guys..."

Before they finished speaking, the patrol team members and Li Huohe suddenly turned their heads to look in a certain direction, and someone's arrogant voice was vaguely heard.

………

"Hahaha! Who else? Next!"

Xingyun sheathed her sword and looked at the people around her with a proud expression.

Wow, I am really becoming more and more like Sister Hongli! (ω)hiahiahia

Xingyun's face was calm, but she was laughing wildly in her heart.

"Name?"

A cold voice suddenly came.

"Five Elements Sect Apricot...huh?"

Xingyun's face froze and she didn't look back: "Son! The city management is here, let's run!"

"quack!!!"

As if after many rehearsals, Xingyun suddenly took out a piece of black cloth and tied it on his face, then pounced forward. Gaga was already there, ready to go, and took off after catching Xingyun.

Patrol member: "!!!"

Patrol Li Huohe: "!!!"

"Let's chase!!!"

"hold head high!!!"

………

Under the gaze of Hei Xiaoqi and others, two Lihuo Cranes, one behind the other, crossed the sky of Wuxing City.

"Stop!!!"

The patrol team member said angrily: "Resisting arrest! Additional crime! Show your face to me! Don't cover your face!"

"Ha! If you stop obediently, it will be an extra punishment!"

Sister Hongli's teachings flashed through Xingyun's mind: be lenient if you confess, and sit in jail!

"You want to convict me! Let's talk about it after you catch me! Hahahaha!"

hateful! I can't lose if I bet on Senior Hongling's faith!

Sister Hongli’s will is with me! ! !

Black Xiaolong Zhao Zhuji: "..."

…………

"Well, I seem to hear Xiaoyun talking about me..."

Hong Li slurped the soup made by her mother and murmured, "You must be missing me."

"Gududu, why do you care so much!"

Hei Yang held the bowl and drank several mouthfuls of soup, and took a deep breath: "Mom's cooking is delicious!"

"That's that!"

Hongli instantly left Mou Yun behind and turned into a mother: "Are you kidding me about the taste that you will never get tired of eating in your life?"

"Eat quickly, this breakfast will soon become lunch!"

“If you want it, you must have it!”

"Tons, tons, tons..."*2

…………

"Tell everyone, I will go back."

Yao Qingkong looked at the great elder floating by the side and sighed: "Soon, I'll go back soon."

"Is this so..."

The great elder nodded, indicating that he understood.

"But you want to reshape your body..."

Yao Qingkong frowned and turned to look at Yinzi Sheng, who was busy writing at the side. The latter simply waved his hand: "I've seen it, there is no other way, please ask Gao Ming."

"..."

Yao Qingkong withdrew his gaze and looked at the great elder with an apologetic expression: "Me too, I have no clue and have no experience in helping people reshape their bodies..."

"Can't even you two Nascent Soul Daxiu do anything about it..."

The Great Elder's expression darkened, and he looked down at his illusory soul body: "If this is all you can do in this life, it's not very interesting. It's better to..."

"that……"

Yao Qingkong suddenly thought of a petty person who could know who scolded her even though he was tens of thousands of miles away (cough cough), and he said a little uncertainly: "Perhaps, I know someone who might be able to help you?"

"who?!"

The great elder suddenly raised his head, as if grasping the last straw: "Which senior is it?"

"this one……"

Yao Qingkong took out the communication spirit stone: "Let me call her and ask..."

Chapter 308: As long as there is a little color on the QR code of unknown origin, some friends will still scan it.

"Beep beep beep... beep!"

The light of the communication spirit stone dispersed.

"Aha?"

Yao Qingkong looked at the spirit stone in his hand in confusion, and did not come back to his senses for a while.

"The other party didn't get through?"

The great elder asked curiously.

"No, if this thing is not connected, it will keep ringing until it is connected or hung up..."

Yao Qingkong looked at the spirit stone in his hand and frowned slightly: "I remember that this seems to mean that the connection was not successful. Hongli is not within the signal range now?

It shouldn't be. This spirit stone can contact the outside world even in the secret realm. It is rare that it cannot be contacted, unless the space near her is very chaotic... Shouldn't she be busy at home getting married and having children? "

"It's possible that the communication stone over there exploded."

Yin Zisheng still lowered his head and wrote quickly, and said casually: "We can't contact him that way."

"It's quite possible..."

Yao Qingkong waved his hand to the elder to hold on, and opened Elder Huole's spirit stone with his backhand.

After his death in the Five Elements City Club, this man quickly dyed his hair back secretly, and then announced that he would be in seclusion to study teleportation circles, striving to become a pioneer in the world of spiritual practice.

But, everyone knows that studying the teleportation circle is incidental, mainly to avoid the limelight.

Well, if you try to avoid it for tens or even hundreds of years, it is best to wait until the old friends and sisters who gathered around the scene of his death have passed away peacefully and the insiders are gone, and then come out...

Yao Qingkong showed an unkind smile on his face, then quickly hid it and looked at the screen.

"Ah, is it Elder Huole? Well, yes, I would like to ask, do you have a record of Hongli's family's communication number?

Ah, I know about Hongli. I didn’t get through just now, so I wanted to ask other people in her family...

Oh ho, do you know her husband’s number? Eh? Do you even know her daughter’s number?

What does it mean that you were blocked by her daughter? What did you do? ! !

ha? Are you still thinking about asking her daughter to come to the Five Elements Sect to take over your class? And some time ago, she was calling her children every day behind her parents’ back?

I know, I understand. The successor you were looking for, Hong Ling, has returned home to be the clan leader, and Hong Li, whom you were looking for, has also returned home to be a daughter-in-law. I understand how you feel...

But no matter what, you can't act like a human trafficker who abducts children! It's really your fault that you went to pick her up to play with the sect behind her parents' back. Her little Li Huohe is less than a year old, right?

At this age, even in Li Huohe, he is still a child, right?

ah? Starting from a baby? Where did you get all this fallacy from?

Yes, yes, fortunately my child is smart and blocked you. It was me and I blocked you too!

No, I have to tell Zisheng to keep our children away from you in the future...

Ahem, haha, if you want, of course I want your number! Don't be impatient!

Oops, I was joking with you just now, did I take it seriously? Hahaha! Who doesn’t know that you Huo Le is the most approachable elder in the sect, how could you be a human trafficker, hahaha.

Yes, yes, you say the number, I'm remembering it..."

After confirming that the record was correct, Yao Qingkong ended the communication with Huo Le, took a deep breath, and turned to look at her husband with a wary expression.

Under the confused gaze of the First Elder, Yao Qingkong walked to Yinzi Sheng in small steps, half-lying on the table beside him, and said in a voice that only the two of them could hear: "Remember, let our children leave in the future." Fire Department, stay away..."

"Don't worry, I'll be watching..."

Yinzisheng turned his head and glanced at the great elder in the distance, waved his hand to arrange the next layer of soundproof barrier, frowned and asked: "Are you really ready to return to Yaowang Sect right away?"

"uh-huh?"

Yao Qingkong raised his eyebrows and asked with a puzzled expression, "What else? You have been back to the Five Elements Sect for so long, why don't I go back to my parents' home?"

"But I won't leave now..."

Yao Qingkong pointed to the sect affairs next to Yinzi Sheng and explained: "I have been accompanying you for a while, and it's time to go back and take a look. After all, Yaowang Sect has encountered a disaster. Although I am not the sect leader now, I can just follow It's the same for you now, it's okay to go back and help with some things.

You know, over the years, my methods of making medicine and alchemy are not unfamiliar, at least I am more than capable of guiding the juniors..."

"how?"

Yao Qingkong raised his eyebrows and said in a bad tone: "Do you think my ability to handle sect affairs is not as good as yours?"

"No, no, how could it be?"

Yin Zisheng shook his head quickly, looked at Yao Qingkong with concern, and said quietly: "I think you should have a good rest during this period. After all, you are in some physical inconveniences..."

"Ah this..."