How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

"Sister Hong, it's not like that, it's not like that..."

Hei Yang quickly grabbed Hong Li's arm.

"Hei Yang! Don't stop me! I've made up my mind!"

"No, I mean..."

Hei Yang said with a speechless face: "If you slap me down, nothing will happen except pain. My cultivation level will bring you back in an instant."

Hongli: "!!!"

Hongli: "Then you can't keep Heiyang!"

Hei Yang: "Ada!/(Д)"

Hongli: "Ah o.﹏-*"

"Oooh, Hey Yang, hit me..."

Hongli lay on the ground, crying.

"Go ahead, weren't you the one who made the first move?"

Hei Yang rolled his eyes and was not fooled by Hong Li at all: "Why shouldn't we use the cultivation we have gained based on our abilities?

Really, do you think that the masters in the Tribulation Stage are just like cabbage, and they will practice as soon as they say they can practice?

So many geniuses are stuck at that point, but here we don’t have to worry at all. It’s unfounded to worry, ha! "

"Hey, Hei Yang, you are like an old man getting ready to perform on stage, you know?"

Hongli got up from the ground with a speechless expression, sat down cross-legged and looked at Hei Yang: "There are flags on the back."

Hei Yang: "???"

"Don't believe it, haven't these painful lessons in so many chapters made you remember it?!"

Hong Li leaned towards Hei Yang with a serious face, opened the script, pulled out the previous chapters, and pointed it out to him: "Look, are you being slapped in the face, being slapped in the face, or being slapped in the face?

The more you say that it is impossible for us to reach the stage of transcending tribulation, the more I think it is very likely that we will reach the stage of transcending tribulation? "

Hei Yang: "Ah this..."

"No, what the hell are you doing!"

Hei Yang snatched the script from Hong Li's hand and burned it, and couldn't help but complain: "Does what Hong Li think must be what you think? What if it's the opposite this time!

For example, we finally find out that we will not reach the stage of transcending tribulation.

For another example, when we reach the Tribulation Period, we find that the work stations outside are full, so we don’t want to be kicked back again.

Can't you think of something better? Damn negative energy generating machine! "

"You are the negative energy generator! If you don't have long-term worries, you will have to worry about the short-term, right?"

Hong Li snorted, pointed at Hei Yang, and then pointed at herself: "Who are you? Who am I? The two of us! Traveling around the world, Jin Dan is the fastest legend!"

Is it reasonable that the two of us can't reach the stage of transcending tribulation? This is unreasonable! "

"What arrogance..."

"Didn't I have some good or bad plans in advance?"

Hong Li held her forehead in sadness: "I'm just afraid that within a few years of marriage, we will be caught in a catastrophe. I don't know if employees will have separate dormitories. Otherwise, how could I sleep with you? Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu …

Well, I'm not an irresponsible white-eyed wolf. In other words, I have to wait for us to play for hundreds of years before letting us go outside to make up for the world, right?

Haven't they all been in the traveling world for hundreds of years, but we are still so young! "

"Oh, oh, oh, I still say, think on the bright side!"

Hei Yang waved his hand mockingly: "For example, since we are under 1,800 years old, we are considered child laborers and will not be employed. Or, if we have an elder and a younger child, it is a special situation...

Uh, or maybe, go to the meeting post and play cards every working day, go home at night, and have normal holidays on weekends, Sundays, and holidays..."

Hongli: "Do you believe what you said?"

Hei Yang: "..."

"Well, I have theoretical basis to support it!"

Hei Yang stretched out a finger and gave an example: "Look at the senior just now, with a leisurely expression and a smile on his lips.

She applied glue and seemed to be humming an old tune when applying repair fluid. What does this prove? "

"She's been driven crazy?!"

Hongli looked horrified.

"Bah! It proves that people's lives may not be as hard as we thought!"

Hei Yang said with reason: "Maybe it's really like what I said?"

"Oh, maybe it's joy in suffering!"

Hong Li snorted softly, turned her head away, and black air came out from her head: "No, I have to think of a way to prepare for a rainy day. I must suppress my realm. How many more years can I play...

Also, the black sun in the outer barrier can now create cracks. If I go through the tribulation period, if I want to come back, maybe I can..."

"Hey, what kind of terrorist plan are you muttering about?"

Hei Yang came close to Hong Li, showed her dead fish eyes and patted her head: "Punch a big hole in the barrier, and then get back from the outside?"

"Hei Yang is the one who knows me!"

Hongli stretched out her arms and put her arms around Hei Yang's neck, and said with a sneaky look: "How about it? Give it a try?"

When the time comes, the two of us, husband and wife, will take action together and try to catch them before they can react... Oh my! Black sun! "

"Come on, you just accused me of making a crack, but now you're thinking of making a big hole, right?"

Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "What if the Travel World is destroyed? There will be no use coming back!"

"As long as it's repaired in time, there shouldn't be any problems...right?"

Hong Li's voice became weaker and weaker, and she lowered her head: "Okay, okay, I was wrong, so how can we come back without breaking the barrier?

Hmm, Shenyin took advantage of the barrier and sneaked back without paying attention?

Instant kill and direct space jump back?

Study the composition of the barrier through extremely intelligent and non-confused analysis and then gently crack it?

Leave the Nirvana fire in the Traveling World in advance, die suddenly when you get outside, and then be reborn back to the Traveling World?

Or, sneak into the underworld through the other side, and take a long way back from Grandma Meng's place?

Even using Baiju to jump back to the previous timeline and get stuck and flashback countless times?

Also, use the shadow to control the scapegoat, and use the corpse to bring back the soul..."

"When it comes to criminal violations, your head spins very fast..."

Hei Yang curled his lips and sighed: "It's no use just guessing here. There must be a road before the car reaches the mountain. Let's talk about it then. Anyway, that's something that Hei Yang Hongli will have to worry about in the future. Leaving us Far away!

Maybe by then, we will have a solution? "

"Go aside!"

Hongli smacked the unruly Hei Yang and sighed: "We must make preparations in advance. As the saying goes, knowing yourself and the enemy is the best way to win every battle. We should go find out what is going on outside.

In addition, I heard that Master Gu Jian of the Wuliang Sword Sect is half a step away from successfully breaking through to transcend the tribulation. We can ask her to help us explore the way..."

"Oh, oh, oh, I can't do it anymore. Hongli used her brain too much and fainted."

Hongli suddenly went limp and lay down on Heiyang's lap, showing a dying expression: "So, the task of building the plantation will be entrusted to you, my husband. I really hate that I can't work hard with my husband, cough cough …”

Hong Li tilted her head and closed her eyes, stuck out her tongue, and fainted immediately.

"..."

Hongli felt that this position was uncomfortable, so she moved her legs again, changed into a comfortable position, rested her head on Heiyang's thigh, and then remained peaceful.

"..."

Hong Li remained motionless.

"..."

"Hey, are you stupid?"

Hong Li secretly opened her eyes and reminded in a low voice: "It's time for you to go to work!"

Hei Yang: "..."

"Hey, what are you doing? Don't look at me with such a scary expression, okay?

If you have something to say, please say it, don't do anything, don't move...ah! ! ! ! "

………………

In the Ninth World of the Secret Realm, Hong Li rubbed her butt and waved her space power, secretly looking at Hei Yang with resentful eyes, and kept muttering: "Violent man, stinky Hei Yang, he beats people at every turn, huh!"

"Stop humming, have you done it over there?"

Black Yang flattened part of the sky in the east, turned to look at Hongli with dead eyes, and said in a bad tone: "I'm telling you, if the corner of the land over there is not leveled, you won't be able to eat juice!"

"Hey, who are you scaring? I, Hongli, am the biggest one?"

Hong Li stretched out her foot guiltily, lightly stamped the bulging corner, and flattened it. She pretended to be unhappy and said: "Sister, I have done it a long time ago. Who can be as slow as you? Although Slowness also has its advantages, but, ahem...

In short, don’t worry, there will be absolutely no problem with it in the Ninth World of Secret Realm!

According to that, the settings in many novels say that "nine" is the ultimate number. Generally, there will be no new changes after nine, right? "

"I think you have read too many cultivation novels, but we are... um, we seem to be the world of cultivation?"

"Yes, yes!"

"No, there is no conclusion based on Xianxia. Unless you can find relevant data to support it, I won't believe it!"

"Oh, it's a classic tough talk, and I understand everything."

"you!"

"Ahem, okay, okay, just kidding, don't be harsh, just be soft, okay?"

Hong Li ran from her heart to the other side: "Then I, I'll go to the corner over there and check again, hahaha!"

Hei Yang: "..."

"This girl..."

Hei Yang shook his head and laughed, rubbed his brows angrily and amusedly, took out the small flat peach tree and started planting it.

"Oh, right."

Hei Yang suddenly looked towards the exit of the secret realm and saw his own small courtyard. He stretched out his hand to drag the sleeping man with his spiritual power and grabbed the sloth over. No, he invited the sloth over.

"Uh-huh, who is disturbing someone's dreams..."

The sloth yawned loudly and turned to look at Hei Yang with a sleepy look on his face: "What's wrong, Hei Yang, what's the matter?"

"Well, didn't we say..."

Heiyang came close to the sloth and muttered for a while. The latter's expression was sometimes confused and sometimes enlightened. Finally, he patted his chest and said confidently: "It turns out it's such a small thing. Don't worry, I'm just helping you look after the tree.

I will sleep on it then. If anyone touches my bed, I will immediately complain to him! "

"Hey, it's reliable!"

"of course!"

The sloth nodded with satisfaction and looked around curiously: "Well, where is my new bed, uh, I mean, where is the tree?"

Hei Yang: “I haven’t planted it yet!”

Sloth: "Huh?"

Hei Yang: "Don't I need your help, hehe!"

Sloth: "???"

Chapter 311 I will definitely make up for the two chapters I owe in July, trust me!