How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

The Fire Elder raised his eyebrows and smiled: "This year's first place is actually in my Fire Department, which is good. In recent years, the new disciples of my Five Elements Sect have always been a little weak. It seems that this year has finally turned from bad to good. It's good."

No!

I am very likely the one who is in bad luck...

Hongli muttered in her heart, feeling a little guilty and not daring to look at the elder's eyes.

"Well, the little girl is quite shy, haha."

The Fire Elder laughed and waved his palm fan: "Then I will go first, and those little guys will run away in a while!

Well, both of them are good kids, both good seedlings!"

"Elder, take care!"

Hongling waved at the back of the Fire Elder, and smiled at Hongli: "How about it, do you think our Fire Elder is very kind?"

"Uh, a little bit."

Hongli scratched her head and quietly untied her twin ponytails: "You think, flames and the like, shouldn't they be burning with rage, anxious, and irritable?"

"Ha, there are quite a few disciples who practice fire magic who have the kind of personality you described."

Hong Ling couldn't help but smile: "But there are differences between fire magic, just like the earth has great virtue and can bear everything and is indestructible, and can also breed spiritual plants to benefit the local area.

There are fires that punish evil and fierce fires, and there are also passionate ones like our fire elders.

Although each elder has his own personality and is deeply loved by everyone, I dare say that only our fire elders will carefully remember each disciple clearly.

Just like the elder called out my name just now, he should remember you now!"

"Ah, this... let's not..."

Hong Li shrank He shrank his head, feeling guilty that a poor student who loves to slack off has been paid special attention by the head of the grade...

"Ha, let's not talk too much for now."

Hong Ling smiled and said, "Let's take you to get the necessary items for our outer disciples first."

"Uh, what are they?"

"The most important disciple token, which will be used to eat in the cafeteria, register residence, secret room, accept tasks, etc.

A set of disciple robes can easily resist the swords and knives in the secular world, is not stained by dust, and can be changed at will.

There is also the egg of Xiaoli Fire Crane, which must be carefully nurtured and raised. It is an important partner of our fire department disciples.

Also, and just now, Disciples who join can choose any Qi Refining Period Law from the sect, and then there will be monthly benefits... In short, it is very generous! "

After saying a lot, Hong Ling concluded: "Otherwise, why do people want to join our sect, because this is a real step to heaven!"

"Ah?"

Hong Li's eyes suddenly became quiet, and she came back to her senses, realizing that her aunt had finally finished speaking, and hurriedly lowered her head to agree: "Well, yes, that's right!"

At the same time, Hong Li twisted her body unnaturally and blocked the chat panel in front of her. Although she knew that others could not see it, she always felt guilty!

Sure enough, she still has to work hard to strive to be able to be naturally not blushing and distracted!

The road to laziness is indeed profound and there is a long way to go!

Chapter 42 You are not a fish, how can you know the salty joy of fish

[Hong Li: [Picture][Picture][Picture]]

[Hong Li: Look at the scenery! ]

[Heiyang: Wow, this Flame Mountain is on fire, it looks quite passionate. ]

[Hongli: Really, right? Just now I saw a big guy who could fly, and he disappeared in a flash. ]

[Heiyang: He is indeed a big guy, but you should also restrain yourself. You act like you have never seen the world. ]

[Hongli: Have you seen it? ]

[Heiyang: No, but I have wings of imagination. ]

[Hongli: Why do you talk about daydreaming so beautifully? ]

[Hongli: Wait, you are not awake yet, are you? ]

[Heiyang: You guessed it right. I am still lying in your study. Except for the quilt, everything else is fine. ]

[Hongli: I seem to have put the quilt behind the seventh bookshelf... Hey, no, why am I telling you this. ]

[Hongli: You, don't sleep! How can you sleep at your age? Go out and practice hard! ]

[Heiyang: Excuse me, why do you think I will listen to you? ]

[Hongli: That's how it is. I have already helped you advance to the first level of Qi Refining. Now it's your turn to advance to the second level, right? ]

[Heiyang: Oh, there is such a saying? Then after I advance to the second level of Qi Refining, you will advance to the third level of Qi Refining? ]

[Hongli:? ]

[Hongli: No, what are you thinking about? ]

[Hongli: Of course you will advance to the third level of Qi Refining! ]

[Heiyang: Then, what about the fourth level of Qi Refining? ]

[Hongli: Still you! ]

[Heiyang: No? I mean, what are you doing? ]

[Hongli: Ah? I must be resting. Do you want me to practice? Don't be funny! ]

[Heiyang: ...]

[Heiyang: Xiaoli. ]

[Hongli: You...what do you want to do...I warn you, don't, don't have any crooked ideas! ]

[Heiyang: You don't seem to realize who is the advantage between us now? ]

[Hongli: What do you mean! ]

[Heiyang: Do you really not understand or are you pretending to be confused? ]

[Heiyang: It's okay, I'll explain it to you. ]

[Heiyang: First of all, your offensive skill "Write a fake letter to inform parents" against me has been disabled, and this is all you can do. ]

[Hei Yang: As for me, I actually don’t need to use any means, as long as I keep lying flat and our realm remains unchanged.

When the time comes, do you think the unlucky one is you in the Five Elements Sect or me in the Five Color City? 】

[Hongli:! 】

[Hongli: Good brother——]

[Hei Yang: We won’t accept this. 】

[Hongli: You****]

[Hei Yang: Hey, it seems that you still haven’t understood your current status. It’s just Hongli. I’m going to make you suffer a little! 】

[Hei Yang: Don't worry, I will definitely not practice during this period. I will just eat, drink and have fun. Let's see who is anxious after a while. 】

[Hei Yang: Well, no more chatting, get up, people feel refreshed when happy events happen! 】

[Hongli:? ? ? 】

[Hongli: No, I was wrong. I have advanced to the third level. The third level is enough! 】

[Hongli: Crooked? crooked? Black sun! ! ! 】

"Hiss, Hongli must want to pop my head right now."

Hei Yang couldn't help but touched his forehead, and found that he didn't have a lot of ideas. He breathed a sigh of relief and showed a sly smile: "Now I can turn the situation around. It depends on how she begs me, hehehe. !”

After walking out of the bookstore, he locked the door of Hongli Bookstore, said hello to his uncle and aunt, and started on the way home.

As for why Hei Yang has the key to Hongli Bookstore - he can only say that he not only has the key to Hongli Bookstore!

As the weather temperature gradually rises, the streets of Five Color City are a little more noisy and bustling than before.

The snow has melted long ago, and the fragrance of flowers comes from time to time. Winter has long passed, and now it is late spring.

"But then again..."

Hei Yang squinted his eyes and looked at the sky: "Hongli was taken away even though she didn't have any achievements this year. Thinking about it, I still feel a little pitiful for her."

As a mortal in the countryside, it may seem a bit strange to pity the cultivators who worshiped as immortals.

But just like a child is not a fish, and An knows the joy of fish, the happiness and sorrow of mortals are also difficult for practitioners to understand.

In other words, they had experienced it before, but they had slowly forgotten it as the years passed. As a result, later on, in order to make up for it and fill their own vacant "Tao", they had some secular heart training.

Playing in the human world, or sealing one's cultivation and experiencing it step by step, not all monks like to show their holiness in front of others, this is just their adaptation to be more natural.

Of course, this does not mean that the ideological realm of mortals is higher than that of monks. After all, the latter's cultivation is getting closer and closer to the nature of heaven and earth, and they can see more thoroughly.

It just means that in those one or two accidental moments, even all living beings can produce one or two flashes of light that make even immortals pay attention.

Well, that’s right, the above is Heiyang’s understanding of the big picture, and it’s definitely not some boring reason like feeling uncomfortable without Hongli during the Chinese New Year this year!

"But the volcano and sea of ​​fire over there at Hongli probably don't have the four seasons of spring, summer, autumn and winter?"

Hei Yang scratched his head: "Well, it's like the legendary Immortal Cave and Paradise, a small space attached to the big world?

Well, I, a guy who knows almost nothing about the world of spiritual practice, must find it funny when the big guys hear the guesses I make. "

Gently pushing the door open, Black Sun peeked out from the crack of the door...and then his pupils trembled!

"Zheng!"

Hei Yang's eyes rolled upward and he saw the kitchen knife embedded in the door frame above his head. He comforted himself: "I must be catching roosters again. It's definitely not my mother who wants to kill my own son. It's absolutely not the case." possible!"

"What are you mumbling about?"

Qing Yiyi walked over slowly and pulled out the kitchen knife: "Don't look around, this is for you."

Hei Yang: "?"

"mom?"

"Um?"

"Am I your biological child?"

"Of course, what are you talking about?"

"..."

Hei Yang took a deep breath, and his eyes suddenly lit up: "I understand, Mom, you must have controlled the angle and knew it would not hurt, so you threw the kitchen knife with confidence, right?"

"What angle is controlled?"

Qing Yiyi rolled her eyes: "Your mother, I'm not a martial arts master. This kind of thing all depends on feeling."

"Ah this..."

The corner of Hei Yang's mouth twitched: "Mom, your senses are really sharp, and you just didn't hit me!"

"Why are you so sharp?"

Qing Yiyi sighed helplessly: "I originally aimed at your neck, but unexpectedly it missed the sky."

Hei Yang: "?"

"Well, did I disturb the harmony of our family while alive..."

Hei Yang looked in a daze: "I understand, I'm going to die right now..."

"That's nonsense again."

Qing Yiyi grabbed Hei Yang's arm and pulled him into the yard: "With your current strength, even if the kitchen knife cuts your neck, it won't be a big deal, right?

Just like other people hitting their son with a broom, our family can only use a kitchen knife. "

"Mom, you have changed."

Hei Yang's voice was filled with sadness and anger: "You've never been willing to hit me before!"