How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

This is a special version that has been improved many times, and the effect is very good. I guarantee that even in the Nascent Soul stage, if you don't notice it for a while, you will suffer a big loss.

Well, it will definitely make him sleep peacefully as if he were dead! "

"Well, that's awesome..."

Yin Zisheng opened Kai Le's eyelids, touched his chin and observed carefully: "But are you really sure that my junior brother is not really dead, but is still alive?"

"Of course!"

"But he's not even breathing?"

"normal phenomenon!"

"The heartbeat is gone too."

"absolutely okay!"

"Amazing!"

Yinzisheng couldn't help but admired: "In other words, he can't feel anything now. Will there be no problem if I secretly remove a kidney from him?"

"It's okay to pick two! Don't worry!"

"Amazing!"

"That's that's..."

Jin Xiu: "..."

Jin Xiu secretly moved to a small corner and took out the emergency communication stone: "Crooked? Yes, is it the Law Enforcement Department of the Cultivation World? Yes, yes, I want to report it.

Well, a mad scientist who is also a human trafficker, a deadly poison master and a master of waist grabbing, yes, very powerful, well, very scary!

Yes, yes, remember to send more people, yes, yes, I died! "

…………

"Ha, the top eight are within reach!"

Xingyun shook off the sparks from the long knife and glanced at the strong man lying on the ground with his eyes spinning in circles. He raised the corners of his mouth and turned to look at the two arenas on the left and right.

"Are you convinced?"

Hei Xiaolong crossed his arms, looked at the tall and thin man in the ice in front of him, and snorted coldly: "I'll ask you again, do you accept it?

Didn’t you say you were going to beat me until I call you daddy? If you call me daddy, I will let you out! "

The tall and lanky man blinked wildly: "******"

"!!!"

Hei Xiaolong's expression changed: "A special method for cursing people in the spiritual world? There is something!"

The tall and thin man's eyes moved left and right: "******"

"Hiss! Your mouth still smells so bad?!"

Hei Xiaolong rolled up his sleeves and his hair blew up.

"It seems that you are determined to force me to take action. I remember Brother Heiyang and Sister Hongli's lexicon in my heart!"

"******"

"******"

"The quality of the contestants in Arena No. 7 is too low. I will give you a warning..."

"Ha, accepted."

Zhao Zhuji removed the long sword from the neck of his opponent who looked a little ugly and said politely.

"Thanks for showing mercy."

The opponent returned the salute, turned around and walked towards the audience.

"There are actually two members of the Five Elements Sect who have entered the top eight..."

Zhao Zhuji turned to look at Xingyun, and then caught a glimpse of Hei Xiaolong whose mouth seemed to be blocked by a layer of water for some reason.

He nodded thoughtfully, then turned his head and looked at another place that surprised him.

"that……"

Hong Butian said hello sheepishly: "I'm only at the third level of Qi Refining, I just wanted to try it out for fun.

As a result, I accidentally got a bye and advanced again, so, well, I accidentally entered the top 16, which is very strange. I know this is not the rank I should be in, so I hope you will be merciful. "

"Showing weakness to the enemy..."

Hong Butian's opponent's eyes were hidden under his long bangs. He was dressed in black, holding a broken sword in his arms, and said in a dull voice: "I didn't expect that such an upright sect as the Wuliang Sword Sect would have such a scheming person like you. generation!"

"Hey, hey, why am I scheming? Who am I scheming about?"

Hong Butian raised his brows, his temper rising: "Let me tell you, you can eat randomly, but you can't talk nonsense. I, Hong Buyian, stand up straight!"

"Haha, every time I use the smallest amount of effort to defeat a powerful opponent, even pretending to be a fake person..."

The man in black analyzed with a sneer: "Using the so-called luck, fluke and other reasons to sneak in quietly, and wait until the end to reveal the trump card and win the first place in one fell swoop. It's a good trick."

"I'm so good at what you do!"

Hong Butian pointed at his own face with a look of collapse: "You are so advanced, can't you see through me? Can't you see that I am really just a noob?"

"Oh, stop pretending. You are so smart that you are misled by your cleverness."

The man in black said proudly: "Other methods are so clever that I can hardly see any traces, which can be said to be terrifying.

But you have to go up with this kind of cultivation, but you can't be like a tiger. Compared with the one who can take the Grade A exam, someone like you who can control the passing score of Grade C every time is better. Horrible! "

"I accuse your grandma!"

"Oh? You're spewing filthy words and want to anger me?"

The man in black chuckled: "I won't be fooled. Back then I acted recklessly because of my pride.

As a result, I was taught a lesson by a master of Wuliang Sword Sect, who broke my beloved sword as a warning to me to think twice before doing anything, so as not to be fooled and paid for in the future.

Since then, I have gained a lot more patience, waiting for my opponent to reveal his flaws and then defeating him with one strike. This is the path I should take! "

"Ha, it's hopeless. See you later."

Hong Butian rolled his eyes, raised his hands and said, "I give up..."

"Very good, I admit that your provocation method has worked on me!"

The swordsman in black's momentum increased crazily: "You don't even bother to fight me?

Yes, after all, you are a strong man of that level, so it is natural for you not to care about a little guy like me. "

"However, I have been preparing for this day for too long!"

The black-clothed swordsman suddenly roared, and the black sword energy surrounded him, and his momentum increased again: "This secret technique can temporarily allow my strength to reach the peak of foundation building in a short period of time. Combined with my sword skills, I am confident that even the golden elixir can be used." war!

Of course, since I don't have a good command of this secret technique, I don't even have absolute confidence in controlling it.

As long as you can withstand my attack, you win! "

"Hey, hey, it's not going to be such a big battle, is it? Brother, calm down, calm down, I told you to vote..."

"That's enough, do you still want to humiliate me?!"

The man in black roared angrily, raised his broken sword and rushed towards the chunin. Suddenly he staggered, spit out blood, knelt on the ground on one knee, raised his head, and said with a look of reluctance: "Damn it!

Sure enough, my control is still a bit worse. Is this what you expected? Ah! I really don’t overestimate my abilities. "

"Well……"

The corner of Hong Butian's mouth twitched: "So do you still want to fight? If you don't fight, then I will vote..."

"I surrender."

"???"

Hong Buyian asked: "Wait, what are you doing?"

"I've said it before, if this secret technique is not controlled well, it will suffer backlash."

The man in black calmly allowed large clumps of blood to flow from the corner of his mouth: "Now that I'm so weak that I can't even use my spiritual power at will, there's no point in fighting anymore."

"That's all, since you know you are not as powerful as you, you might as well use this time to practice!"

The man in black bowed his hands to Hong Butian: "I've been taught a lesson! Farewell!"

"Hey, hey, what have you been taught? Why don't I know?"

"I understand what you mean. A true sentence can only be understood, not expressed in words!"

"What the hell..."

Hong Butian stared blankly at the back of the man in black. It was not until he was announced that he had entered the top eight that he couldn't help but said sadly: "Come back here, don't leave me here, you can face those people." Go monster!"

………

"Um, what happened?"

Huo Le woke up in a daze.

"It's okay, let's sleep a little longer."

Yin Zisheng took out a handkerchief and covered Huo Le's mouth.

"Um, Zisheng, this cannot be used repeatedly, the dose will pass!"

"Um?!!"

"What will happen after this? Will the state of death last longer?"

"No, he will really die."

"..."

"Hurry! Jin Xiu! Hurry and carry your senior brother to the hospital to find those water department disciples to have their stomachs emptied! Hurry!"

"!!!"

………

"Ha, another beautiful day."

On the roof of Yang Li's house, two deck chairs were spread out. Hei Yang Hongli was covered with the same quilt, wearing sunglasses and looking at the blue sky.

"Heiyang, Heiyang, look at that street, Mom!"

"Huh? Where is it?"

"Stupid, over there, look over there!"

"What are they going to do?"

"Look at the small restaurant far away and the two people in the corner..."

"Good guys, they changed places to hide and drink again, right?"

"Hey, mom is here!"

"Watch a show and watch a show!"*2

Chapter 315 No matter what competition it is, in everyone’s eyes, the strongest ones are those who did not participate

Under the expectant gaze of Hei Yang Hongli and the horrified expression of Hei Mu Guang and Hong Xiaochen, the two bosses came hand in hand, looking at the two of them with red eyes.

The street that was bustling with people just now seemed to suddenly become quiet, as if there were only the two of them left in the whole world, just like the two of them!

"His! Hatred is locked!"

Hongli took a sip of milk, her eyes widening.

"Hiss! What does it mean to feel oppressive!"

Hei Yang leaned towards Hong Li, wrapped himself tightly in the quilt and shivered (correctly).

"How many rounds do you think Dad and the others can last?"

“I feel like I can’t even finish the cutscenes before they’re cut off.”