How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

Hei Yang sat cross-legged on the bed, crossed his arms, and looked at Hong Li with disdain.

"Then since I didn't hit you, what reason do you have to go to my mother to sue me?

You're slandering people, right? I'll tell your mother directly that you are the one who should be hung from the rafters! "

"You're so cute, I'm slandering you, I'm slandering you?"

Hongli's eyes widened and she pointed at herself in disbelief.

"Isn't what I said the truth? Even if I didn't hit him, it was still an attempted crime and I will be punished as well!"

"Then maybe I'm just scaring you."

Black Sun Dead Pig is not afraid of boiling water: "You keep provoking me, why don't you allow me to scare you?

No way? No way? Isn’t it true that some people only allow themselves to make fun of other people’s faces, and then they become anxious if they are made fun of? "

"you you you!"

Hongli's face turned red, she rolled her eyes, tilted her head, tilted her mouth, and kicked her legs.

"Ah, Hongli was so angry with Gou Heiyang..."

"Hey, hey, you're pretending to be dead again, right? Are you doing this again?"

Hongli: "..."

"Good guy, you acted rogue first, so don't blame me!"

What does he want to do? !

Hearing Hei Yang's half-threatening words, Hong Li was shocked. She shouldn't be. As long as she is dead, Hei Yang can't do anything to her...

Wait, that seems to be a trick before getting married, but now it's motionless, uh...

Damn it, no way, no way?

Brother Hei Yang, you’re not like that, are you?

I'm just kidding you!

Hongli's heartbeat quickened. Didn't she agree to do it on the wedding day... She couldn't help it anymore!

hateful! Come to think of it! After all, Hongli is so cute!

If she were Hei Yang, she would have done this and that again, and then asked Hongli to do this and that again... Damn it, I am really a villain!

But here’s the problem, I am Hong Li!

What to do, what to do, please help, please help, a black sun is hovering around, waiting online, it's very urgent!

If Hei Yang really takes action, will she accept it? Or are you forced to accept it?

Hiss, it’s really hard to choose!

"Ha, found it!"

Hei Yang's surprised voice sounded.

Hongli: "!!!"

Are there any props? ! !

Stop it, brother! I am inexperienced! You can't do this!

"Hey, Xiaoli, guess what this is!"

Hei Yang's voice startled Hongli, and then she felt Hei Yang squeeze her face with a round thing.

Hong Li: "???"

This is, what is this! ! !

Hong Li suddenly remembered that some time ago, while Hei Yang was not paying attention, she secretly took away the ten t's and took a look at the mysterious prop, hoping to satisfy her curiosity.

The result, the result is, woo woo woo...

The result is woo woo...

She originally thought, she thought she was already very bad before!

As a result, I now know that her special thing is Xiaoguaiguai, who is as pure as a piece of white paper.

Although but, um, but...

Ahhhhh, I regret not listening to Hei Yang!

Her thoughts are dirty and unclean!

Well, but...

She only took a brief look at her, so she must still be a very pure and clean Hong Xiaoli, right?

Well, yes, that’s it, that’s right!

She, Hongli, is innocent!

"Hey, you're still pretending!"

Hei Yang's helpless voice came from his ears.

"Give me some feedback, otherwise it won't be interesting at all!"

Wuwuwu, he already wanted to do that, and he still wanted her to give feedback, Wuwuwu...

"Ask me one last time, what is this?"

Hei Yang said quietly: "You still haven't said anything yet?"

Hongli: "..."

Hongli couldn't help but feel a tremor in her heart when she thought of seeing certain pictures, especially cute and round?

What else could it be! How do you say that kind of thing?

Wuwuwu... Smelly Heiyang, dog Heiyang, bullying!

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang looked at Hong Li helplessly as if he was dead... That's weird, your heart is almost beating out of your chest!

"Hey, then I'll just entertain myself."

Hongli: "..."

He even entertains himself!

I'm obviously here!

He wanted to torture me mentally!

Woohoo, help, she can't hold on anymore!

Is it still useful to kowtow to Heiyang and apologize and call me dad now? It’s probably not too late!

"Harmful……"

Hei Yang looked at the round... shadowing spirit stone in his hand, revealing his half-moon eyes, and stretched out his hand to fix the pedal in the air with his spiritual power.

Then Hei Yang gently turned Hong Li over and put her dead look on the camera.

"Ahem!"

Hei Yang coughed twice, spoke a few words, and said, "Look, this woman's name is Xiaomei. When her neighbor found her, she had already died at home. This made the neighbor very..."

"??????????"

Hong Li marked a series of question marks on Hei Yang's head. She couldn't hold it any longer. She opened her eyes and looked at Hei Yang explaining her death seriously, and couldn't help but scream.

"What are you doing! What are you doing! What are you doing!"

"!!!"

Hei Yang's eyes widened and he appeared in the camera, controlling his spiritual power to vibrate in the distance and simulate making sounds.

"Suddenly, Xiaomei stood up with disheveled hair and a ferocious look on her face!

This startled Xiao Gang, who was searching for evidence in the house!

With a look of horror on his face, he watched Xiaomei, who had come back from the dead, slowly walking towards him and pinching Xiaogang's neck with her sharp claws! "

"What the hell are you doing here!"

Hong Li pinched Hei Yang's neck and shook it with a question mark on her face.

[Hei Yang: Ahem, wait a moment, the last sentence! 】

"That's it, Xiaogang, die. When the woman saw Xiaogang lying on the ground, she smiled evilly.

And Xiaogang, who was watched dead by everyone, slowly stood up and smiled like a woman...

Ahem, that’s all Xiaoyang’s commentary for this issue. See you next time! "

"call!"

Hei Yang looked at the scene recorded in the spirit stone and nodded with satisfaction: "My ability to perform on the spot is still good. I can make things right even with recording accidents like this!"

"So, what are you doing?"

Hong Li showed her dead fish eyes and looked at Hei Yang with an unhappy expression.

"Ah, tell me, why did I die?"

"Hey, it's just a picture at the beginning, and the story is all made up!"

Hei Yang couldn't help but rolled his eyes: "I'm just disgusting you. I used a brush to draw a turtle or something on my face...

Well, I couldn't bear to start, so I had to make up your little story. "

"Huh? That's it? That's it?"

Hongli spread her hands with a look of disdain on her face: "You scared me to death. It turned out to be just this kind of garbage method that can't cause any real harm to me. What did I think!"

"Um?"

Hei Yang raised his eyebrows: "What else do you think? Tell me about it?"

"Hehehe..."

Hongli sneered: "I don't want to tell you."

"whispering sound."

Hei Yang curled his lips: "You tell me whether you want to or not. Anyway, my purpose of scaring you was successful. Your heart almost burst out of your chest just now."

Hongli: "..."

Damn, she seemed really scared?

"Hey, hey, hey, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you."

Hong Li rolled her eyes and turned to look to the southwest. There were two demonic figures passing quickly through there. She couldn't help but raise her eyebrows.

"It's just a map cannon, take it back."

Hongli spread her hands.

"Also...huh?"

Hei Yang's expression froze.

The two looked at each other: "Fuck!"

[Because the two contractors with magical powers were almost scolded in front of their faces, the demons were anxious. In order to maintain the dignity of the magical power overhaul, the magical demon heart (purple) was undergoing transformation. 】

[Yangli, don’t be humiliated! 】

Hei Yang Hongli: "???"

Hei Yang Hongli: Hahaha, everyone is just joking, Xiaoying doesn't matter.

Demon Shadow: Grass, let me go, don't stop me, I will chop them to death!

Heiyang Hongli:...

"What the hell..."

A row of black lines crossed Hei Yang's head: "I really didn't expect it.