How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

It turned out to be such a terrifying method, hating him!

The two demonic figures suddenly moved forward. Although they could see their appearance clearly, Shen Xian and Bai Yang could still feel our relaxed and serious attitude.

"Okay, listen to your command!"

Hei Yang shouted: "Squat down!"

Two demonic figures squatted down.

"shake hands!"

The two demonic figures shook hands.

"Turn around!"

The two demonic figures spun around in a circle.

"Dance!"

The two demonic figures danced awkwardly.

"kiss!"

Two ways...

"stop!"

Bai Yang raised his hand and slapped Shen Xian, and couldn't help shouting: "You are allowed to bring in private goods!"

"Hey, where did you get some private goods?"

Hei Yang snorted heavily: "Is that a low-difficulty move?

Besides, they are part of us. We are a couple. How can they be a couple?

You tell him, Bai Yang and Black Yang are bound, and since they are bound, everything must be tied together!

He saw that Jin Dan Shao was sensible, so he sewed it up himself! "

After a pause, Hei Yang looked at Bai Yang firmly, then at himself, and couldn't help but said: "This is what you've always wanted to say.

What if you tied him up with a chain? That way, you would be afraid that he would get lost. "

Bai Yang: "???"

"Hey, hey, Hey Yang, what do you mean?"

Bai Yang approached Black Yang, looked down and said quietly, "Give him eight sentences to explain vaguely, but others will have it."

"Ah, then, this is what you mean!"

Hei Yang shrank his neck with a smile: "You mean, tie a rope to your waist, just like this rock climbing partner, sharing the joys and sorrows!"

"Ah……"

Bai Yang rolled his eyes: "Let him pass."

"Wow, what kind of attitude does he have!"

Hei Yang couldn't help but be angry: "Obviously what you said means good things, and everything you said is right.

It turns out that he misunderstood what you meant, and he was mean to you. Then he just apologized and used that tone? "

"Uh, you're wrong..."

Bai Yang's eyes widened and he said resentfully: "You should miss Dali like that, please forgive you."

"How dare a grown man blame little Baiyang!"

Shen Xian burst into tears and said pitifully: "How could little Baiyang think of others so badly! Woo hoo hoo..."

"Fuck, sister, stop pinching me."

Bai Yang couldn't help but suck in a breath of cold air, and goosebumps appeared all over his body: "He's really treating you like a ghost who came back from the dead in the middle of the night."

"Hey, why do you look like a ghost!"

A tic-tac-toe popped up under Baiyang's head, and he couldn't help but defend himself: "Baiyang, don't spread rumors, what do you mean by returning to the soul at midnight?"

"Did you just suppress your voice a little bit?"

Hei Yang pointed at himself happily: "Could it be that your original voice was that of a soft girl? Is it nice to hear?"

"It sounds good, of course it sounds good."

The image of a big dog that could howl at him in rage quietly drifted through Bai Yang's mind.

Bai Yang showed a funny smile in his heart, but immediately coughed twice, got rid of the thought of being disrespectful to his wife, and coaxed: "Well, it's because his original voice is so nice!

That’s why you’re used to his lowered voice! "

"Yes!"

Hei Yang stretched out a palm to block Bai Yang's face and said seriously: "What does he mean? He just wants to see you when you lower your voice, right?"

ah? Could it be that he disliked you when you caught a cold and lost your voice? "

"Well, how could the little monk catch a cold, hehe."

"Don't change the topic! There are no more ways to make your voice hoarse!"

Hei Yang suddenly blushed, raised his head slightly, and hummed: "So, do you know your fault?"

"I know I was wrong."

"What's wrong?"

"My wife is the most beautiful no matter what she looks like, and her voice is the most beautiful no matter what she looks like."

"Hmm, that's how it should be."

Shen Xian nodded with satisfaction and looked at Bai Yang: "Although you doubt what he said, it was just to nip things in the bud. He also needs to go through a psychological training test!"

"Huh?"

Bai Yang had a question mark: "What, just a psychological exercise test?"

"Ha, it's complicated."

Hei Yang stretched out a finger, closed his eyes and shook his head and explained: "For example, he usually doesn't think about Hei Yang being persecuted and his appearance becomes weird.

Then when he looks at you who is abnormal, he will think, wow, your wife is as beautiful as a fairy, how can she be so beautiful! Ah, you're ready! "

Bai Yang: "???"

"He said it again?"

Bai Yang showed his dead fish eyes and stared at Hei Yang: "Huh?"

"Ahem, this is important."

Hei Yang sweated slightly on his forehead and coughed: "Here, give him an example."

"uh-huh."

"Ghost Black Sun!"

"As long as you are timid, he will understand..."

"The pale-faced blood-sucking black sun!"

"Well, you don't have leukemia, so my sister doubts you. This is really the color of blood!"

"The mud monster Shen Xian!"

"Hiss, the slime before washing must be very soft and elastic!"

"Skeleton Black Sun!"

"Wow, that's too explicit!"

"Green-faced fanged zombie Black Sun!"

"Hey, if you put a talisman under your forehead, it will move and jump around while walking?"

"Niutou Shenxian!"

"What?"

"Bah, bah, bah, it was a slip of the tongue. It was really a slip of the tongue. I must never doubt you...ah!!!!"

Under the gaze of the two demonic figures, Shen Xian looked desperate and was pulled away by Bai Yang to the outside of the large woods. Then, the listener heard the miserable cry for help.

"..."

The two demonic shadows stared at the ground and moved. They knew everything, saw everything, and wanted to ask...

"Woooooooo..."

After a while, Bai Yang walked out with his hands clasped in front of him, humming heavily, followed closely by Hei Yang with his head held high in front of him, looking like a frustrated wife.

"Okay, okay, what's wrong with you?"

Bai Yang looked at Hei Yang who was pretending to be pitiful and couldn't help but said: "As for that!"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Why does the body formed by the condensed white mist also have a swollen head?"

Hei Yang covered the bag under his head and shed tears, and couldn't help but complain: "What the hell is that setting!"

"Okay, okay, keep asking questions."

Bai Yang looked at the two demonic figures and then at Shen Xian: "Huh?"

"What else are you asking?"

Hei Yang curled his lips, looked at the two demonic figures who had returned to their obedient appearance, and rolled his eyes.

"Even kissing him was done by others. How can we go through the more exciting test before this!"

"Wow, can he make something unusually easy?"

Bai Yang couldn't help the tic-tac-toe popping up on his forehead: "I have to do this, well, it's embarrassing, you usually have the barrier on!"

"Huh? What kind of unusually low difficulty level?"

"For example..."

Bai Yang frowned and thought for a while, then stretched out a finger: "Use your tongue to stand upside down and rotate backwards at a speed of one hundred revolutions per second?"

Shen Xian: "???"

Demon Shadow: "???"

"Good guy, you are so direct, good guy, stop learning the postures!"

Shen Xian chuckled and said with disdain: "Amateurs are amateurs, nothing compared to a professional torturer like you. Bah, bah, you mean you are a professional psychiatrist!"

"When did he become a professional?"

"Don't worry about it. It's just for the plot. Just ask these powerful bosses how they died suddenly!"

"The question is, does the plot also need him?"

"Ah, then, are you leaving?"

"Okay, okay, stop talking nonsense."

Bai Yang turned to look at the two demonic figures and waved his hand.

"Go home, go home, leave it outside in the woods to feed the mosquitoes!"

Demon Shadow: "..."

"What's wrong?"

Bai Yang looked at the two moving shadows and frowned: "Are you obedient again?"

"That's right! How dare you be obedient?"

Hei Yang waved his big fist and said fiercely: "If you leave again, you will let Bai Yang beat them both!"

"..."

The two demonic figures quickly shook their heads, and while shaking their heads, they used white mist to form an arrow, pointing in the southwest direction, sending various emotions of relaxation, excitement, curiosity, doubt, sadness, and ecstasy towards Baiyang and Blackyang.

"ha?"

"Huh?"