How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

Hong Li's eyes widened and she waved her hand: "That won't work. I'll switch with you. I want to be the villain of the extraterrestrial demon. You go and warm the bed!"

"Hey, what a childish thing!"

Hei Yang looked at Hong Li with disdain: "Who is playing house?"

"???Isn't that the topic you brought up?"

Hongli couldn't help but punched Hei Yang and sighed: "Okay, okay, I won't make trouble with you anymore.

I also want to ask, where have the elders and sect masters of Wuliangjian Sect gone?

Originally, when we barged in like this, we even tore the barrier apart a little bit before closing it again.

Logically speaking, we should immediately attract the attention of the sect's senior officials, and then they would come over eagerly to take a look.

Ah, it turned out to be friendly forces, and it was a false alarm. Then we went to the Wuliangjianmen Hall to drink tea and eat snacks, ask questions, and show off our power. "

"Could it be that……"

Hong Li showed a surprised expression: "Have the elders and sect leaders been killed?"

"Hey, hey, don't curse others all the time! Think of something good for them!"

Veins popped out of Hei Yang's forehead, and he couldn't help but complain: "Even if you say that the elders and sect masters happen to be out together for something, they are more reliable than you, right?"

"Why am I so unreliable?"

"What you said makes us have the urge to send it to Yuyoujie!"

"Hey, this is what I call being prepared for danger in times of peace!"

Hong Li snorted softly: "Throughout history, countless things happened suddenly, then developed rapidly, and were finally discovered when they were irreversible.

Therefore, we should prepare for a rainy day, take precautions against the unexpected, and make preparations in advance.

We must be mentally prepared that the elders and sect masters of Wuliangjian Sect have sent it, so that if they send it then, we will not be too surprised! "

"Hey, I said..."

Hong Li turned to look at Hei Yang, revealing her dead fish eyes: "The arrogant and arrogant lines you are giving now are just like the brainless little one who is about to get his lunch."

"Hey, hey, who's arrogant and arrogant, who's playing a trick!"

Hei Yang felt angry and said unconvinced: "I have thought about what you said before, and then I felt that it was not consistent with the facts, so I took a step ahead of you and overturned them, okay?"

"I'm too lazy to tell you more."

Hei Yang turned to look at Hong Butian who was hanging up, and pointed at him: "Go and ask the NPC who looks a lot like Brother Butian what happened."

"Then he will tell us that the Wuliang Sword Sect is in great danger and needs the young heroes [Black Sun] and [Hong Li] to save it."

Hong Li answered: "Then she will send us novice kits.

He would say, ah, hurry up and kill the ten inner demon monsters, and bring their drops to me in exchange for more experience and equipment! "

"Understand Hong Li!"

Hei Yang gave a thumbs up: "You still understand me!"

"Ha, that's right, don't even look at who I am!"

Hong Li looked proud: "I'm a genius Hong Li! Of course Hei Yang, you are also a genius!"

"Wherever, Hongli is still a genius..."

"Where, where..."

"I said……"

Hong Butian couldn't help but said: "That's enough for you! Please pay more attention to me! Can I respect my cousin?!"

"Ah, hahaha, sorry, sorry, hahaha..."

Hei Yang Hongli showed her half-moon eyes and couldn't help scratching her head and laughing.

"Obviously you were the first to be stunned when you saw us."

Hong Li murmured in a low voice: "We haven't seen each other for so long, at least let's be more responsive!

For example, those who rush towards us with snot and tears... Ahem, this is no longer necessary. "

"But then again..."

Hei Yang said faintly: "Why have we been sending you letters for so long, but you haven't replied to say when you will be back!"

"Ah, well, didn't I apply for a travel certificate?"

Hong Butian explained for himself.

"Huh? Proof of going out?"

Hongli couldn't help but scratch her head: "Does this thing still require application? You also fought with the Juanlang Sect and then closed the mountain?"

"What a mess, we have always been closed!"

Hong Butian sighed, looked at the people lying on the ground, and asked with empty eyes: "And what's going on with them? Why were they fainted from fright when you came?"

"Hey, hey, why are you so scared? Do we two look scary?"

"That's right, they were obviously knocked unconscious by our magical powers!"

Hong Butian: "???"

"they are……"

Hong Butian had a question mark on his face: "Were you knocked unconscious by your magical powers?"

"Ah this!"

Hei Yang Hongli turned her head away, looked up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle and whistled.

"Gou Hongli, who told you to spill the beans!"

"Heiyang, don't scream, I don't know how to blow, please help me!"

"What's the rush? I'll teach you in person later. That kind of thing is very simple."

"Well, I suspect you are..."

"No doubt."

Facing Hong Buyian's suspicious gaze, Hei Yang laughed out loud and forced himself to explain.

"Well, Brother Butian, please calm down first. The truth is, there used to be a big bad guy, Gua Chi Gua Chi, Jili Guala."

"That's right, Hei Yang is right!"

Hong Li nodded and added a few more points: "That's it, let's chatter, crackle, crackle, do you understand?"

"Oh ho!"

Hong Bu Tian nodded while reading the script handed over by Hei Yang Hongli. After reading the plot of these chapters, he suddenly realized and returned the script.

"I gradually understand everything!"

“I really didn’t expect that!”

Hong Butian sighed with a look on his face: "Can a sect as big as Wuliang Sword Sect be invaded and infiltrated quietly? It is simply unimaginable."

"Haha, what's unimaginable about this?"

Hei Yang smiled sheepishly, waved his hand and said, "Didn't we invade easily?"

"Hahaha, that's right, Brother Butian, what you say is so funny."

Hongli covered her mouth and chuckled, pointing to several demonic figures dozens of meters high in the distance: "Hasn't your sect been completely infiltrated by us?"

Hong Butian: "???"

Are there any like you? Since when did this world have so many loopholes like you two?

[The transformation of the contract object's magical power and demonic heart (purple) is completed and promoted to the eighth level of the golden elixir stage. 】

Chapter 327 Intentional offense, bearish on life and death, just do it if you don’t accept it

"Well, even though I can't see anything..."

Hong Butian raised his head and looked at the sky, feeling that the white sunlight was a bit cold.

"Although I can't see anything, I feel like there is a sad barrier between me and the sun..."

"Hey, what's so pathetic? He's obviously very domineering!"

Hongli couldn't help but retort, put her hands on her hips, and said with a proud look on her face: "How about Brother Bu Tian, ​​are we both powerful? We successfully invaded your sect easily!

On this day, the wandering monk once again recalled the fear of being dominated by the inner demon!

They finally remembered the ancient names of gods buried in the dust of history!

That is great terror, but also great redemption, that is great disaster, but also great grace!

Praise, the supreme god of salted fish and lazy dogs! Ha ha ha ha! "

Hong Butian: "Ah???"

"It's okay. She gets sick every day. She understands it and doesn't explain it."

Hei Yang showed his dead fish eyes, gently patted Hong Butian's shoulder, and used his magical power so that Hong Butian could also see the existence of the demonic shadow.

"Well……"

Hong Butian glanced at Hong Li, who was laughing with her arms akimbo. She couldn't help but sigh, and then looked at Hei Yang speechlessly.

"By the way, are you two really ready to start a family together?

Why do I always feel that your life will be very hard...

Well, I'm not saying that you guys will have conflicts, I just think..."

Hong Butian paused, considered his words, and whispered: "You usually drink a bowl of rice porridge, is it equivalent to celebrating the New Year?

How do you decide who will cook at home? "

Hei Yang: "..."

"Ahem, that..."

Hei Yang turned his head away and whispered with vacant eyes: "Xiaohuo has recently started to learn how to cook from the two mothers, and she happens to be a professional counterpart in setting fire, ahem...

Well, don't scold us, Xiaohuo definitely did it voluntarily! "

Hong Butian: "..."

Hei Yang: "..."

"Are there any parents like you?"

Hong Butian couldn't help but complain: "Let my daughter cook for you, you can't think of it! What kind of giant babies are you!"

"Children from poor families have already become the masters of their own family. Please understand, cough cough."

Hei Yang beeped in a low voice: "And Xiao Huo also seems very interested. If she isn't interested, we won't force her. She has so many skills."

"Even though you said so..."

Hong Butian gritted his teeth and said, "But I still think you guys are shameless!"

"Ahem, what's wrong with my children trying to fulfill their filial piety? The most important thing is that the family is reunited!"

Hei Yang coughed twice: "For example, uncle and aunt have always missed you!"

"I……"

Hong Butian was stunned, his eyes were slightly red: "Damn it, you broke my defense, right?"

"Ahem, no, no, that's not important."

Hei Yang turned Hong Buyian's head forward.

"It's better to look at the demonic shadow in the sky, family."

"I saw..."

Hong Li raised her head and saw a black leopard confronting two demonic figures in front of her, and subconsciously squinted her eyes.